Putting Out for a Hero
Villainous Things, Book 3
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Philip Alces
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Nick J. Russo
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C. Rochelle
About this listen
Baltasar
It's time for me to start pulling my weight in the Suarez clan—to prove I'm worth more than the plays I make on the field or the dirt I dig up on rival families. I want to make Wolfy proud. And to not get unalived by Simon.
So I volunteered what I had to offer, knowing my infamous genes could be used for uniting two powerful clans in marriage. After all, I'm the only not gay one in my family, so that alone should entice the super-babes looking to get busy with baby-making.
I mean, as long as they don't ask me to do math or anything.
But the last supe I expected Wolfy to match me with was the ice queen hero herself, Dahlia Salah. She's not bad, but her brother is my former Deathball rival and the only one on the planet who can make me Hulk out with a single snarky word.
All I have to do is keep my eye on the prize and ignore this weird tension between Zion and me.
I've totally got this.
Zion
I never would have guessed Baltasar Suarez would be the man to lock down my sister.
Shady business deals are what make our world go round, and Dahlia sealed her fate when she went up against the leaders of his clan—as if she were destined for our legendary throne instead of me.
Not that I've been interested in wearing the crown. Not after everything that happened.
Without Deathball to distract me, I spend most of my time keeping my daughter safe and happy, even though her mother is gone and my parents treat her like an outcast.
Otherwise, I've just been… existing. Until Baltasar showed up, as tempting as ever—reminding me of all I've lost and everything I've ever wanted. Everything I can never have.
Or can I?
My beast—my true supe form—has already decided the villain is ours, so why not remind my backstabbing family that everything under this roof is destined to belong to me?
Starting with him.
Putting Out for a Hero is an MM romance between a superhero and a villain. This is not your kid's superhero book. This is S in City and The Boys having a love child with extra spicy Spideypool and is meant for 18+ adults who can handle such things.
The Villainous Things series contains standalone books (each with HEAs) that feature interconnected characters and an overarching plot. You should listen in order, starting with Not All Himbos Wear Capes.
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Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
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Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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A ferrari with no motor
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In the not-too-distant future, a 21-member crew launches from Earth. Their mission: to establish a temporary colony on Mars. Little do they know that colony will become permanent–and the last stand of the human race. Because, without warning, every single person left on Earth simply...vanishes. Now, a thousand years later, the resources needed to sustain life are running out, and the very existence of the Mars colony is threatened. Humankind has only one option–to return to its home planet.
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It was ok.
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- Becca Cruz
- 05-25-24
Lizard Daddy!
I love this series! I’ve been hooked since the first one and the audiobooks are amazing! I think I might have a new favorite couple. I love Balty so much! Give him all the good things! I just need him and Butch to be protected at all costs. And Zion is soo sweet with him (most of the time). I loved this so much, I can’t say that enough. I can’t wait for the audiobook of the twins to come out!
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- Gina E. White
- 04-12-24
Deliously Vile
I'd be lying if I said I didnt squeal when this came out. Not many series like this can create an ever evolving world with a growing cast that is so fun to listen to. 🥂 Here's to book 4.
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- Namesame
- 11-05-24
Bluntycups 🥰
I can’t rave enough about this book. Balty and Zion just took the crowns for my favorite couple from the series and that’s saying a lot because I LOOOOOOOOVE Simon and Wolfy. The narration is also some of the best in my opinion. The characters personalities shined through because of the excellent writing of course and narration. I literally laughed out loud so many times. I can’t get enough of this series and am eagerly awaiting any future series from this author.
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- Cindy R
- 07-08-24
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I love it! I love this series so much! This would be my 3 time listening, and am sure I will listen many times more. I think Balty might be my favorite character of this series, bumping Wolfy to #2...maybe?
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- S. Jones
- 08-13-24
Another great take on hero’s & villains!
This series gets better with every book! I enjoy reading in order, but can be done as standalone. Excellent narration and a humorous, spicy story line. Baltasar’s world flips upside down when his rivalry with Zion takes a twist. Great characters, fast paced story- hard to put down
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- Anonymous User
- 04-12-24
Best MM romance
I love the self discovery, rivals to lovers, super heros vs villian aspect. Its so hard to find good books with the right amount of smut and plot and this author does such a great job.
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- Leanna
- 04-15-24
Amazing
This is such an amazing series. Recommend it to everyone. I can’t wait for the final book to be available.
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- John Edward
- 04-25-24
Entertaining visual images
Super humans and their assets are hot to imagine. In my opinion, there could have been more description in some of the sex scenes especially when it pertained to the oversized body parts. I think I enjoyed the first novel more than the following two books. That may be because the author's sense of humor was all new to me at that point. The humor is quirky, irreverent and fun but can get a little corny at times. I especially enjoy the sup's names. The narrators were up to the task but I really don't see the need for two narrators. It's fun, sexy and enjoyable and it's worth the credit.
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- ciscokitty
- 08-08-24
Baby Hulk and Lizard Daddy for The Win
OMG. The first two books in this series are amazing but this one took it to another level which I didn’t think C Rochelle could do. I 🧡🧡🧡🧡 this book.
The banter between Balty and Zion is top notch and the spice is sizzling. Add in the little Queen and the laughs are abundant. Can’t forget about a cup and tutu.
You won’t regret listening to this book and all the other ones in this series. It’s laugh out loud funny, spicy but also a great story that is sweet.
Narrators Philip Alces and Nick Russo do an amazing job being the written work to spoken word.
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- Amazon Customer
- 04-10-24
Everything I needed it to be!
Loved this book AND LOVED THIS AUDIOBOOK. So good. Philip & Nick were just *chef’s kiss* I adore them as Balty and Zion 😍🥵🤣
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