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Quick Service

By: P. G. Wodehouse
Narrated by: Simon Vance
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This standalone novel is another fine example of the wonderful, zany humor of P. G. Wodehouse.

Imperious American widow Beatrice Chavender is visiting her sister's country home near London when a most unfortunate thing happens: She takes a bite of inferior ham while having her breakfast. Soon everyone around her is suffering the consequences - her sister, her brother-in-law, the butler, poor Sally, Sally's fiancé, and even Mrs. Chavender's ex-fiancé, "Ham King" J. B. Duff.

Don't miss this wild romp from the acknowledged master of British humor.

©1940 P. G. Wodehouse. © renewed 1968 by P. G. Wodehouse (P)2015 Blackstone Audio, Inc.
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Witty and quick paced

Great voice characterizations! The fast paced story is full of interesting subjects. It was easy to sink in and get to know them. I found myself forgetting that only one person was narrating.

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"What Ho!!"

A fun read - and English grammar lesson. 😊 I always enjoy the so properly narrated 'slapstick' and often see A Bit of Laurie and Fry in my mind's eye when the action gets a bit fruity... Very well. That is all.

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Hilarious!

I kept pausing and going back to play chunks ofthe story to my husband and son. They will eventually get used to hearing apparently random laughter while I'm listening. Vance does a terrific job narrating, making sure to pretty much deadpan all the funny bits so you get them for yourself, and Wodehouse is just as funny here as with Bertie and Jeeves!

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One of the best by P. G Wodehouse.

The author is at his best here. I found myself laughing out loud well listening to this book. The narration is fantastic.

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Delightful

Typical Wodehousian shenanigans. Thoroughly enjoyed it, though the other reviewers are correct; the narrator’s American accents, especially in the “women’s” voices, aren’t quite right.

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Perfect Narration, Great Wodehouse As Always

Light, quick witted Wodehouse story - per usual - makes this an enjoyable listen. Great narrator whose voice conveys the exact tenor and tone we like to think of in PG W stories!

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Simon Vance!!!!

This light silly book is a nice light read. Though, I cannot imagine actually reading it- Simon Vance is amazing and the only reason I chose it

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Really fun little story

Simon Vance is the best narrator on Audible. His characters are perfect! Also a cute story!

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a fizzy drink of vintage Wodehouse

perfect Warehouse, read with perfect pitch. A complete delight, and bravo, Simon Vance, for embodying Wodehouse with such elan!!

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My favorite Wodehouse story to date

This book was my first introduction to Audible PG Wodehouse and remains my favorite. Simon Vance is amazing performing it. For the past 2 years I have been listening to included Wodehouse stories to the point I always have 12 credits stacked up and even lost one last month. Jonathan Cecil is a very good performer as well. Quick Service makes me laugh out loud over and over. The story is clever and engaging, the characters well drawn and the ending satisfying. Treat yourself to some fun.

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