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Narrated by:
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Simon Vance
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By:
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P. G. Wodehouse
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This standalone novel is another fine example of the wonderful, zany humor of P. G. Wodehouse.
Imperious American widow Beatrice Chavender is visiting her sister's country home near London when a most unfortunate thing happens: She takes a bite of inferior ham while having her breakfast. Soon everyone around her is suffering the consequences - her sister, her brother-in-law, the butler, poor Sally, Sally's fiancé, and even Mrs. Chavender's ex-fiancé, "Ham King" J. B. Duff.
Don't miss this wild romp from the acknowledged master of British humor.
©1940 P. G. Wodehouse. © renewed 1968 by P. G. Wodehouse (P)2015 Blackstone Audio, Inc.Listeners also enjoyed...
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Great Listen!
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Witty and quick paced
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"What Ho!!"
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Hilarious!
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One of the best by P. G Wodehouse.
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Delightful
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Perfect Narration, Great Wodehouse As Always
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Simon Vance!!!!
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Really fun little story
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a fizzy drink of vintage Wodehouse
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My favorite Wodehouse story to date
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