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Rock and Roll Children
- An 80s Hair Metal Garage Band Story
- Narrated by: Brian Telestai
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
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Publisher's summary
“We gotta get out of this place.” - Any kid in the ’80s trying to make it playing rock and roll.
Mix one dash of high school and two jiggers of teenage angst with a metric ton of heavy metal, and you have the recipe for the improbable wild ride of five kids with limited means and big dreams.
Seventeen-year-old Sean needs a lot of things: He needs his parents to stop hassling him. He needs his car to actually start. He needs his Jewfro to grow out into heavy metal hair. But most of all, he needs a band....
Without one, he isn’t sure that he’s ever going to make it out of this two-horse town.
He’s been trying to put a band together for as long as he can remember, but finding like-minded metalheads in rural America has been challenging. Finally, the stars align and a band is born.
It’s magic. But can these five talented metal kids keep things together long enough to play the show of a lifetime?
If you are a fan of heavy metal music and grew up in the 1980s (or just wished you had), this story is for you.
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- Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins
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Jon Fine spent nearly 30 years performing and recording with bands that played various forms of aggressive and challenging underground rock music. And, as he writes in this memoir, at no point were any of those bands "ever threatened, even distantly, by actual fame". Yet when members of his first band, Bitch Magnet, reunited after 21 years to tour Europe, Asia, and America, diehard longtime fans traveled from far and wide to attend those shows.
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Life in a band-the ups, downs and truth!
- By C Christopher Taylor on 07-10-18
By: Jon Fine
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Punk Rock Blitzkrieg
- My Life as a Ramone
- By: Rich Herschlag, Marky Ramone
- Narrated by: Corey M. Snow
- Length: 13 hrs and 21 mins
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Having outlived his bandmates, Marky is the only person who can share the secrets and stories of the Ramones' improbable rise from obtuse beginnings to induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. But it wasn't all good times and hit songs, and Marky doesn't shy away from discussing his own struggles.
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Dedicated Punk Fans Must Read
- By Leostriple on 03-26-15
By: Rich Herschlag, and others
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Snakes! Guillotines! Electric Chairs!
- My Adventures in The Alice Cooper Group
- By: Dennis Dunaway, Chris Hodenfield
- Narrated by: Dennis Dunaway
- Length: 10 hrs and 58 mins
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When Alice Cooper became the stuff of legend in the early '70s, their shows were monuments of fun and invention. Riding on a string of hits like "I'm 18" and "School's Out", they became America's highest-grossing act, producing four platinum albums and hitting number one on the US and UK charts with Billion Dollar Babies in 1973. Their utterly original performance style and look, known as shock rock, was swiftly copied by countless bands.
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Why an audio book?
- By PALOOKA on 12-19-18
By: Dennis Dunaway, and others
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The Taqwacores
- By: Michael Muhammad Knight
- Narrated by: Shahjehan Khan
- Length: 7 hrs and 8 mins
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A Muslim punk house in Buffalo, New York, inhabited by burqa-wearing riot girls, mohawked Sufis, straight-edge Sunnis, Shi'a skinheads, Indonesian skaters, Sudanese rude boys, gay Muslims, drunk Muslims, and feminists. Their living room hosts parties and prayers, with a hole smashed in the wall to indicate the direction of Mecca. Their life together mixes sex, dope, and religion in roughly equal amounts, expressed in devotion to an Islamo-punk subculture, "taqwacore".
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Quick, fun, interesting listen
- By Mark on 05-03-11
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I'm Down
- A Memoir
- By: Mishna Wolff
- Narrated by: Mishna Wolff
- Length: 8 hrs and 6 mins
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Mishna Wolff grew up in a poor black neighborhood with her single father, a white man who truly believed he was black. "He strutted around with a short perm, a Cosby-esque sweater, gold chains and a Kangol---telling jokes like Redd Fox, and giving advice like Jesse Jackson. You couldn't tell my father he was white. Believe me, I tried," writes Wolff. And so from early childhood on, her father began his crusade to make his white daughter down.
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I stopped listening an hour in....
- By Casey on 11-07-09
By: Mishna Wolff
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This Might Get a Little Heavy
- A Memoir
- By: Ralphie May, Nils Parker
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
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There was a time when Ralphie May was one of the biggest stand-up comedians in the country, both by ticket sales and by tonnage. While some things changed - Ralphie lost half his body weight - others did not: He will be remembered as one of the most successful comics of his time. Completed just months before his untimely passing, in This Might Get a Little Heavy, Ralphie takes listeners on a behind-the-scenes tour of his life and career, one that winds across the country, over obstacles, beyond heartbreak, and through the golden age of stand-up.
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brilliant and tragic
- By Timothy Trujillo on 08-12-18
By: Ralphie May, and others
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One Mississippi
- By: Mark Childress
- Narrated by: Jeff Woodman
- Length: 13 hrs and 17 mins
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Yankee transplant Daniel Musgrove can't seem to fit in at his Mississippi high school. When he meets fellow outsider Tim Cousins, things look up. But then the two boys' battles with a local bully escalate into a violent act that rocks the town.
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A great listen, if not great literature
- By Bob on 06-13-07
By: Mark Childress
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Diary of a Mad Fat Girl
- By: Stephanie McAfee
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell
- Length: 10 hrs and 46 mins
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Graciela "Ace" Jones is mad-mad at her best friend Lilly who cancels their annual trip to Panama City for mysterious reasons; at her boss Catherine for "riding her ass like a fat lady on a Rascal scooter;" at her friend Chloe's abusive husband; and especially at Mason McKenzie, the love of her life, who has shown up with a marriage proposal three years too late.
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What a fun read.
- By Donna on 04-13-12
By: Stephanie McAfee
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Please Ignore Vera Dietz
- By: A. S. King
- Narrated by: Lynde Houck
- Length: 8 hrs and 8 mins
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Vera’s spent her whole life secretly in love with her best friend, Charlie Kahn. And over the years she’s kept a lot of his secrets. Even after he betrayed her. Even after he ruined everything. So when Charlie dies in dark circumstances, Vera knows a lot more than anyone - the kids at school, his family, even the police. But will she emerge to clear his name? Does she even want to? Edgy and gripping, Please Ignore Vera Dietz is an unforgettable novel: Smart, funny, dramatic, and always surprising.
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Moving, disturbing, and humorous
- By Julie on 08-26-11
By: A. S. King
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The Book of Drugs
- A Memoir
- By: Mike Doughty
- Narrated by: Mike Doughty
- Length: 7 hrs and 18 mins
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Mike Doughty first came to prominence as the leader of the band Soul Coughing then did an abrupt sonic left turn, much to the surprise of his audience, transforming into a solo performer of stark, dusky, but strangely hopeful tunes. He battled addiction, gave up fame when his old band was at the height of its popularity, and drove thousands of miles, alone, across America, with just an acoustic guitar.
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I Got on an Emotional Rollercoaster w. M. Doughty
- By Hilary on 03-02-12
By: Mike Doughty
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The Death of Cool
- From Teenage Rebellion to the Hangover of Adulthood
- By: Gavin McInnes
- Narrated by: Gavin McInnes
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
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This is his story, or, rather, stories - lots of them, and all gut-punchingly hilarious, from that first far reach into a girl's tight jeans to turning forty with a cataclysmic party. In between you’ll hear about acid trips, threesomes, Nazi skinheads, his band Anal Chinook (Inuit for “warm wind”), Martians in northern Canada, throwing pedophiles in jail, dinner with the Clash, what happens when you crash Bill Maher's show wasted, and the true story of Vice magazine.
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if you don't buy this book, the terrorists win
- By Kelsey Gholi on 04-03-17
By: Gavin McInnes
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- JP
- 12-04-21
Great for any 80's lover
I grew up in the tail end of the Hair Band era, so some of this book really resonated with me. Brought back a lot of memories and had me reminiscing...just like the story! I am certain that if I read the book I would not have enjoyed it as much as I did listening to it. I found the narrating to really enhance the story and kept me enthralled. This is a definite good listen for anyone, but especially if you want to re-live your 80's hay days.
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- Jengel106
- 12-13-21
A little glimpse back in time to the 1980's
I really liked this book. It took me back to a time of teenage drama, rock bands and growing up a metal head. You get to follow along with 17 year old Sean and a group of friends who form a band. Then you get a front row seat to the daily life of the struggles of becoming a group and living that rockstar life. I liked how the author connected with the life lessons he learned along the way. One of my favorite insight passages was when bandmate Ron had been grounded before the big show. Here the author points out how unfair it is for stepparents and the kids. Each trying to fix something that is broken and putting up with the hurt and pain that goes with it. It moved something in me.
I enjoyed listening to this book. The narrator Brian Telestai did a great job of projecting the youthfulness of the story and the emotion that goes with it. I would recommend this audible book. It was easy to listen to and brought back the nostalgia of a past era. Happy Listening.
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- Cheryl L
- 07-12-23
Most Excellent !!
This story took me right back to my heavy metal high school days, class of 85.
Brought back a lot of great memories from that era , especially all of the band drama that happened.
Reminded me of the struggles my musician friends faced then, as well as certain events that took place in adulthood.
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- EricD
- 01-13-24
Such a walk down memory lane
If you grew up in the 80s and wanted to or were in bands, this is the story for you. Well told and told with feeling.
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- Carleen Markivich
- 12-01-21
A trip back in time
This was a great book! The author is quite humorous and grabs your attention instantly. I love that he is reminiscing about his glory days of being an 80’s Rock Band member, but I can’t help but feel sorry for the reason that he is reminiscing in the first place. This book is a great depiction of the 80’s and all things rock and roll. The narrator does an excellent job performing this book for his audience. The narrator is able to change tone and pitch and read with inflection. It helps greatly that the narrator is not monotone. I only wish that the narrator seemed more enthusiastic at parts, but in no way takes away from the book. I would definitely recommend this audible book to anyone seeking to reminisce about the glory days of rock and roll 80’s style.
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- Shannon B
- 12-20-21
Great story & narration
Although I was merely a twinkle in my mother’s eye during the 1980s, I found this audiobook to TRULY be storytelling.
The narration was excellent and the story was engaging.
I appreciated reliving Sean’s early teen years and found it funny how many times he said that bands get into playing “for the girls but stay for the music”. The joy they found playing together and all the drama leading up to them actually being on stage . . . It’s the love of the music!
If you’re interested in getting carried away into a story with captivating detail and the typical teenage angst we can all relate to, I highly recommend this audiobook.
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- Shani K.
- 12-11-21
My childhood revisited
I grew up during this time period and it gave me a lot of nostalgia. I loved the narrator's performance as it added an extra layer of entertainment to the story. It's a fantastic story about the trials and tribulations of a group of friends who attempt to become more than just a garage band. I loved the humor, the honesty, and the overall creativity of the story. It's the perfect accompaniment for when I had long drives shuttling my kids around. This is a fantastic story, and I enjoyed it immensely.
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- Dwane
- 01-24-24
Brought back a lot of memories.
My only issue is the author is telling the story and not painting a mental picture. I feel you should write with all of your senses and let the reader build a picture in their minds .
Other than that I really enjoyed the story and after a while of listening I started to look forward to hearing the book . It was like hanging out with a friend back in the day hearing them shoot the 💩. I never played in anything bigger than a garage band , But I did have a 70 GTO that started when it wanted 😂 The book brought back so many good memories, that had long been forgotten.
Worth the read .
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- Bud O'Bayley
- 12-14-21
Rock & Roll never die!
Listening to the author's memoir was captivating. I felt his pain and joy during my lunch at work and must always remind myself not to chuckle or sigh out too loud in my office.
I thought I knew 80's music but this memoir opened my eyes to some classic numbers. Grab this one if you are a child of the 80's and you won't be disappointed. O, big hair and spandex are optional.
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