
Romero and Juliet
A Tragic Tale of Love and Zombies
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed

Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Buy for $6.95
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
-
Narrated by:
-
Andrea Emmes
-
By:
-
Warren Fielding
About this listen
You all know the tale.
Star-crossed lovers meet; all they want is what they cannot have: each other.
It's a story as old as time - or is it? The headstrong Romero of the house of Montague holds nothing but contempt for the cowardly DeCapulets. Until, that is, he meets Juliet. Beautiful; deadly; her skill with a bow is matched by no other, and she fires an arrow straight through young Romero's heart.
Torn between their warring families and trapped by the waves of the undead crashing against the city walls, what chance do our young couple stand at having a future together?
You thought you knew the story of Romeo and Juliet? Think again in this satirical retelling of one of the world's most well-known love stories. Containing love, gore, and sarcasm, it's a story suitable for teens upwards, and should be enjoyed by adults 'of all ages'
©2016 Dawn Peers (P)2016 Malevolent PressListeners also enjoyed...
-
West Side Story
- By: Lisa Schulman, Irving Schulman
- Narrated by: Christian Barillas
- Length: 4 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The classic novelization of one of Broadway’s most enduring and beloved musicals, updated with a beautiful new cover. Maria is young and innocent and has never known love - until Tony. And Tony, searching for life beyond the savagery of the streets, has discovered love for the first time with her, too. But Maria’s brother is the leader of the Sharks and Tony had once led the rival Jets. Now, both gangs are claiming the same turf and with tensions rising to the point of explosion, it seems there is no way to stop a rumble.
-
-
good
- By Daniel Ruelas on 03-16-22
By: Lisa Schulman, and others
-
Emma
- An Audible Original Drama
- By: Jane Austen, Anna Lea - adaptation
- Narrated by: Emma Thompson, Joanne Froggatt, Isabella Inchbald, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 21 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Austen wrote, 'I am going to take a heroine whom no-one but myself will much like' and thus introduces the handsome, clever, rich - and flawed, Emma Woodhouse. Emma is perfectly content with her life and sees no need for either love or marriage; nothing however delights her more than matchmaking her fellow residents of Highbury. But when she ignores the warnings of her good friend Mr. Knightley and attempts to arrange a suitable match for her protegee Harriet Smith, her carefully laid plans soon unravel and have consequences that she never expected.
-
-
Background sonds RUINED this
- By Sandra Dodd on 09-09-18
By: Jane Austen, and others
-
Redshirts
- A Novel with Three Codas
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Ensign Andrew Dahl has just been assigned to the Universal Union Capital Ship Intrepid, flagship of the Universal Union since the year 2456. Life couldn’t be better…until Andrew begins to pick up on the facts that (1) every Away Mission involves some kind of lethal confrontation with alien forces; (2) the ship’s captain, its chief science officer, and the handsome Lieutenant Kerensky always survive these confrontations; and (3) at least one low-ranked crew member is, sadly, always killed.
-
-
Not his Wheal-house
- By P. Stover on 09-16-13
By: John Scalzi
-
World War Z
- An Oral History of the Zombie War
- By: Max Brooks
- Narrated by: Max Brooks, Alan Alda, John Turturro, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 59 mins
- Abridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The Zombie War came unthinkably close to eradicating humanity. Max Brooks, driven by the urgency of preserving the acid-etched first-hand experiences of the survivors from those apocalyptic years, traveled across the United States of America and throughout the world, from decimated cities that once teemed with upwards of 30 million souls, to the most remote and inhospitable areas of the planet.
-
-
needs to be unabridged
- By Catherine on 11-17-08
By: Max Brooks
-
Agent to the Stars
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 8 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The space-faring Yherajk have come to Earth to meet us and to begin humanity's first interstellar friendship. There's just one problem: They're hideously ugly and they smell like rotting fish. So getting humanity's trust is a challenge. The Yherajk need someone who can help them close the deal. Enter Thomas Stein, who knows something about closing deals. He's one of Hollywood's hottest young agents.
-
-
excellent
- By C. Paget on 12-28-10
By: John Scalzi
-
Ex-Heroes
- By: Peter Clines
- Narrated by: Jay Snyder, Khristine Hvam
- Length: 8 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Stealth. Gorgon. Regenerator. Cerberus. Zzzap. The Mighty Dragon. They were heroes. Vigilantes. Crusaders for justice, using their superhuman abilites to make Los Angeles a better place. Then the plague of living death spread around the globe. Despite the best efforts of the superheroes, the police, and the military, the hungry corpses rose up and overwhelmed the country. The population was decimated, heroes fell, and the city of angels was left a desolate zombie wasteland like so many others.
-
-
Superheroes vs. Zombies? Sure, why not...
- By Aser Tolentino on 10-04-12
By: Peter Clines
-
West Side Story
- By: Lisa Schulman, Irving Schulman
- Narrated by: Christian Barillas
- Length: 4 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The classic novelization of one of Broadway’s most enduring and beloved musicals, updated with a beautiful new cover. Maria is young and innocent and has never known love - until Tony. And Tony, searching for life beyond the savagery of the streets, has discovered love for the first time with her, too. But Maria’s brother is the leader of the Sharks and Tony had once led the rival Jets. Now, both gangs are claiming the same turf and with tensions rising to the point of explosion, it seems there is no way to stop a rumble.
-
-
good
- By Daniel Ruelas on 03-16-22
By: Lisa Schulman, and others
-
Emma
- An Audible Original Drama
- By: Jane Austen, Anna Lea - adaptation
- Narrated by: Emma Thompson, Joanne Froggatt, Isabella Inchbald, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 21 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Austen wrote, 'I am going to take a heroine whom no-one but myself will much like' and thus introduces the handsome, clever, rich - and flawed, Emma Woodhouse. Emma is perfectly content with her life and sees no need for either love or marriage; nothing however delights her more than matchmaking her fellow residents of Highbury. But when she ignores the warnings of her good friend Mr. Knightley and attempts to arrange a suitable match for her protegee Harriet Smith, her carefully laid plans soon unravel and have consequences that she never expected.
-
-
Background sonds RUINED this
- By Sandra Dodd on 09-09-18
By: Jane Austen, and others
-
Redshirts
- A Novel with Three Codas
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Ensign Andrew Dahl has just been assigned to the Universal Union Capital Ship Intrepid, flagship of the Universal Union since the year 2456. Life couldn’t be better…until Andrew begins to pick up on the facts that (1) every Away Mission involves some kind of lethal confrontation with alien forces; (2) the ship’s captain, its chief science officer, and the handsome Lieutenant Kerensky always survive these confrontations; and (3) at least one low-ranked crew member is, sadly, always killed.
-
-
Not his Wheal-house
- By P. Stover on 09-16-13
By: John Scalzi
-
World War Z
- An Oral History of the Zombie War
- By: Max Brooks
- Narrated by: Max Brooks, Alan Alda, John Turturro, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 59 mins
- Abridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The Zombie War came unthinkably close to eradicating humanity. Max Brooks, driven by the urgency of preserving the acid-etched first-hand experiences of the survivors from those apocalyptic years, traveled across the United States of America and throughout the world, from decimated cities that once teemed with upwards of 30 million souls, to the most remote and inhospitable areas of the planet.
-
-
needs to be unabridged
- By Catherine on 11-17-08
By: Max Brooks
-
Agent to the Stars
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 8 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The space-faring Yherajk have come to Earth to meet us and to begin humanity's first interstellar friendship. There's just one problem: They're hideously ugly and they smell like rotting fish. So getting humanity's trust is a challenge. The Yherajk need someone who can help them close the deal. Enter Thomas Stein, who knows something about closing deals. He's one of Hollywood's hottest young agents.
-
-
excellent
- By C. Paget on 12-28-10
By: John Scalzi
-
Ex-Heroes
- By: Peter Clines
- Narrated by: Jay Snyder, Khristine Hvam
- Length: 8 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Stealth. Gorgon. Regenerator. Cerberus. Zzzap. The Mighty Dragon. They were heroes. Vigilantes. Crusaders for justice, using their superhuman abilites to make Los Angeles a better place. Then the plague of living death spread around the globe. Despite the best efforts of the superheroes, the police, and the military, the hungry corpses rose up and overwhelmed the country. The population was decimated, heroes fell, and the city of angels was left a desolate zombie wasteland like so many others.
-
-
Superheroes vs. Zombies? Sure, why not...
- By Aser Tolentino on 10-04-12
By: Peter Clines
-
William Shakespeare's Star Wars
- By: Ian Doescher
- Narrated by: Daniel Davis, Jonathan Davis, Ian Doescher, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Return once more to a galaxy far, far away with this sublime retelling of George Lucas's epic Star Wars in the style of the immortal Bard of Avon. The saga of a wise (Jedi) knight and an evil (Sith) lord, of a beautiful princess held captive and a young hero coming of age, Star Wars abounds with all the valor and villainy of Shakespeare's greatest plays. 'Tis a tale told by fretful droids, full of faithful Wookiees and fearsome Stormtroopers, signifying...pretty much everything.
-
-
To Thine Ears, Brilliance This Doth Be!
- By Troy on 10-02-13
By: Ian Doescher
-
The Ember Blade
- The Darkwater Legacy, Book 1
- By: Chris Wooding
- Narrated by: Simon Bubb
- Length: 30 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Aren has lived by the rules all his life. He's never questioned it; that's just the way things are. But then his father is executed for treason, and he and his best friend, Cade, are thrown into a prison mine, doomed to work until they drop. Unless they can somehow break free.... But what lies beyond the prison walls is more terrifying still. Rescued by a man who hates him yet is oath-bound to protect him, pursued by inhuman forces, Aren slowly accepts that everything he knew about his world was a lie.
-
-
I cried at the end of this damn thing.
- By Amazon Customer on 05-09-19
By: Chris Wooding
-
Legion
- By: Brandon Sanderson
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 2 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Stephen Leeds, AKA 'Legion,' is a man whose unique mental condition allows him to generate a multitude of personae: hallucinatory entities with a wide variety of personal characteristics and a vast array of highly specialized skills. As the story begins, Leeds and his 'aspects' are drawn into the search for the missing Balubal Razon, inventor of a camera whose astonishing properties could alter our understanding of human history and change the very structure of society.
-
-
The only flaw...
- By Joshua on 12-09-12
-
Fatemarked
- The Fatemarked Epic, Book 1
- By: David Estes
- Narrated by: Derek Perkins
- Length: 19 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
They are the fatemarked. Misunderstood. Worshipped. Hated. Murdered at birth. Their time to step into the light has come. An ancient prophecy foretold their coming, the chosen few who will bring peace to a land embroiled in a century of mistrust and war. When kings start dying, that hope and belief swiftly turns to fear. Roan Loren is one of the fatemarked, but has hidden his mark of power his entire life, fearing the damage it might cause to those around him. A great evil is coming. He can't hide anymore.
-
-
Written to fit an ideology, not the story it tells
- By znidarsic.blaz on 04-30-18
By: David Estes
-
Practical Demonkeeping
- By: Christopher Moore
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In Christopher Moore's ingenious debut novel, we meet one of the most memorably mismatched pairs in the annals of literature. The good-looking one is one-hundred-year-old ex-seminarian and "roads" scholar Travis O'Hearn. The green one is Catch, a demon with a nasty habit of eating most of the people he meets.
-
-
I named my cat after the demon Catch
- By colleen on 08-24-11
-
Romeo and Juliet: A Novel
- By: David Hewson
- Narrated by: Richard Armitage
- Length: 11 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
It's a story you think you know: the age-old tale of "star-cross'd lovers"; two families at war; a romance, so pure and absolute, fated for a tragic end. It's a story so thoroughly embedded in our culture, and so frequently retold. Yet, nothing captures the spark, the possibility, and the surprise of Shakespeare's work quite like this....
-
-
Wonderful, Imaginative
- By DPM on 12-13-16
By: David Hewson
-
And I Darken
- By: Kiersten White
- Narrated by: Fiona Hardingham
- Length: 13 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
No one expects a princess to be brutal. And Lada Dragwlya likes it that way. Ever since she and her gentle younger brother, Radu, were wrenched from their homeland of Wallachia and abandoned by their father to be raised in the Ottoman courts, Lada has known that being ruthless is the key to survival. She and Radu are doomed to act as pawns in a vicious game, an unseen sword hovering over their every move. For the lineage that makes them special also makes them targets.
-
-
Unique, beautiful, and eye opening
- By joanne on 07-08-16
By: Kiersten White
-
Brother Bones
- City of Lost Souls
- By: Ron Fortier
- Narrated by: J. Scott Bennett
- Length: 7 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
For decades, Cape Noire had existed on the Northwest coast, a bustling metropolis of international commerce. Over time, it became a nexus for all manner of evil and corruption, fed by a dark, insidious spirit of darkness that seemed to infuse itself into the city’s very foundations. One night, the strangest creature of them all was born in the midst of thunder, lighting, and murder. He wears a torn black trench-coat, wide-brim fedora, and a bone-white skull mask while wielding twin silver-plated automatics. He is Cape Noire’s supernatural protector: Brother Bones, the undead avenger.
-
-
Bones returns for more carnage and Mayhem
- By LITRPG Audiobook Reviews on 07-23-18
By: Ron Fortier
-
Sea of Shadows
- Age of Legends, Book 1
- By: Kelley Armstrong
- Narrated by: Jennifer Ikeda
- Length: 12 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In the Forest of the Dead, where the empire’s worst criminals are exiled, twin sisters Moria and Ashyn are charged with a dangerous task. For they are the Keeper and the Seeker, and each year they must quiet the enraged souls of the damned. Only this year, the souls will not be quieted. Ambushed and separated by an ancient evil, the sisters’ journey to find each other sends them far from the only home they’ve ever known.
-
-
What happened???
- By Beth on 05-09-14
By: Kelley Armstrong
-
Shadebound
- The Last King, Book 1
- By: David Estes, G.D. Penman
- Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
- Length: 19 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Artemio Volpe must contend with more than simple intrigue. The embers of war burn bright beyond the horizon of the northern steppes, his already estranged family has been hounded by the assassinations, and the shades of the dead pervade his body and mind, granting him their power at a terrible price.
-
-
Intriguing
- By David on 10-31-22
By: David Estes, and others
-
The Deathless
- The Deathless Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Peter Newman
- Narrated by: Emma Newman
- Length: 14 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In the endless forests of the Wild, humanity scratches a living by the side of the great Godroads, paths of crystal that provide safe passage and hold back the infernal tide. Creatures lurk within the trees, watching, and plucking those who stray too far from safety. In crystal castles held aloft on magical currents, seven timeless royal families reign, protecting humanity from the spread of the Wild and its demons. Born and reborn into flawless bodies, the Deathless are as immortal as the precious stones from which they take their names. For generations a fragile balance has held.
-
-
Not my thing but not bad for what it is
- By Nora on 10-26-20
By: Peter Newman
-
Dead: Snapshot: Portland, Oregon
- Dead: Snapshot, Book 1
- By: TW Brown
- Narrated by: TW Brown
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Meet Ken Simpson, a retired police officer; Rose Tinnes, a newly divorced woman trying to get her life back in order; and Jason Edwards, a man recently paroled and looking forward to his freedom. These three people form the nucleus of an unlikely group who will struggle to survive as their city falls to the undead.
-
-
I enjoyed the book very much
- By Midwestbonsai on 02-18-16
By: TW Brown
That isn't the fault of author Fielding, though. I would say that this could appeal to Shakespeare fans, but coming at from a zombie and mash-up fan point of view like mine... the adaption works. In fact, the willingness to take the zombie bite/curse at the end makes much more sense than the poisoning they went through in the original. For that, I would say this work is especially clever, and that's why I give it 4 stars.
As to the audio performance, the narrator had an appropriately young sounding voice but she was also able to sound crisp and formal as one would expect for this type of work. I don't think a different voice actor of any gender could have done any better with the material. Well performed.
Bottom line: This is a perfect work for those who still enjoy zombie mash-ups (Pride and Prejudice and Zombies) or like new things with a Shakespeare style (ex, William Shakespeare's Star Wars trilogy).
Disclaimer: I received a free copy of the audiobook from the creators through Audiobook Boom.
Clever use of zombie curse
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
Fun twist on Romeo and Juliet
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
Romero and Juliet
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
Sure..if they liked classics and zombies!!What other book might you compare Romero and Juliet to and why?
Its a twist on Shakespeare, why compare it!Which scene was your favorite?
The ending...if they just would have let Romero in on the plan, history could have changed!!! lolDid you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
I did laugh...Any additional comments?
** I was given a free copy of this book in exchange for an honest review **I love Andrea Emmes narrations...she is so pleasant to listen to and always gives a great performance! This is a remake of the classic Romeo and Juliet, but add zombies...and I liked it!! Its a quick listen and well worth your time and a credit!!!
A NEW TWIST ON AN OLD CLASSIC!!!
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
I received this in exchange for an honest review
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
Andrea Emmes did a great job narrating. Her pacing was pretty fast, which I loved, but I know some listeners don't like the fast narration.
**I received a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.**
Zombies only help so much.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
What did you love best about Romero and Juliet?
The way it incorporated horror into a William Shakespeare playWhat was one of the most memorable moments of Romero and Juliet?
The deaths at the endWhat does Andrea Emmes bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
Her inflection excitement and the way she used her voice to make the storyIf you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
Love may kill you but you will returnA great listen
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
Andrea Emmes performs well and the narration enhances the fast pacing of the writing.
I received this audiobook for free through Audiobook Boom! in exchange for an honest review.
Diverting
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
Romeo and Juliet, zombies. How can you possibly go wrong
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
What made the experience of listening to Romero and Juliet the most enjoyable?
I think the narrator really brings this to life. Even though I knew how it would end, I didn't know HOW it would end so I had to keep listening, even at the gym!Who was your favorite character and why?
I dont think I can pick one, I liked them all ... except maybe Paris.Have you listened to any of Andrea Emmes’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
I have listened to others, she keeps getting better and betterIf you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
Not Your Mother's Romeo and JulietAny additional comments?
I received this book for free in exchange for an honest review.Not Your Mother's Romeo and Juliet
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.