SOS Hotel: Friendly Sanctuary for the Fiendishly Fabulous
SOS Hotel, Book 2
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Narrated by:
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Michael Lesley
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By:
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Adam Vex
About this listen
It's been two weeks since the SOS Hotel opened, and everything is going great...
Apart from the detective who's dead set on accusing Zee of murder, the leaking pipes, a psycho sorcerer stalker, a shadowbeast in the attic, and... did I mention Lord Reynard has a wife? Yeah, he didn't mention it either. I could have done with knowing that before, you know, kinda falling for the suave, sexy Vampire Daddy.
He also neglected to mention that his wife wants my head on a plate. Literally.
This is not the love triangle I was expecting.
If Reynard lied about that, what else is a lie? Is Zee right, and Lord Reynard wants our hotel? Or is it something more personal he desires, such as my heart?
My name is Adam Vex. I'm totally, one hundred percent human.
Welcome to the SOS Hotel. Where it's about to get weird-er.
SOS Hotel is a whacky MMM adventure about a vampire lord, an ex-porn-star demon, and a boring human who absolutely does not have any secrets. Dark humor and explicit language abound. For mature listeners.
©2024 Ariana Nash writing as Adam Vex (P)2024 Podium AudioListeners also enjoyed...
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Two astronomers have detected a strange, pulsing signal from deep space. Within hours, the US government goes into lockdown, restricting airspace and scrubbing scientific data. Was the signal an intercepted communication revealing alarming plans for an enemy’s military strike? Or has humanity at long last found proof of extraterrestrial life?
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A great new twist on the “alien conspiracy” genre
- By Amazon Customer on 12-08-24
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