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Alice Humphries is a small-town Jersey lawyer, and she knows what she’s doing. Kind of. And hell—even if she doesn’t, she and her best friend Don can normally figure it out. They are recent law school grads who’ve opened up their own practice, and they’ll take just about any case they can get to keep the electricity on and buy donuts on Fridays. But when they’re assigned to a high-profile murder through the Public Defender’s Office, they find themselves in over their heads.
The victim: a well-known divorce attorney found shot to death in his office. Their client: his blond, botoxed, and bitchy wife. Alice and Don have to get her out of jail, keep her out of jail, and figure out what the hell they’re doing in the process. And meanwhile, they still have two other clients to contend with: a 23 year-old hot-blooded drama queen who pelts her on-again-off-again older lover with snowballs and erects giant snow penises on the hood of his car, and a brash-mouthed Texas pageant mom who assaults a fellow contestant with a giant cupcake and stuffs her four-year old’s bra for the win. And then there’s sexy Assistant Prosecutor/enemy of the defense, Jake Harris. Alice can’t figure out whether she wants to strangle him or make out with him, but the feeling is definitely mutual.
Seriously, Murder? is the first installment in a laugh-out-loud romcom murder mystery series that will keep you wanting more! Don and Alice are at the heart of this story, and they just might save the day (if they don't kill each other, first).
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After 50 years of bumbling around on the planet, Val Fremden’s got nothing to show for her life but a long string of dead-end jobs and a two-digit bank balance. But just as she’s about to toss her champagne dreams and caviar wishes into the dumpster, Val discovers that Marco Shamway—the jerk who plagued her all through high school—is now a millionaire. Worse yet, the idea that catapulted Marco to fame and fortune was one he’d stolen … from her!
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Full of dry humor
- By Doreen J. Hoium on 07-11-24
By: Margaret Lashley
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Death on the Danube
- A New Year’s Murder in Budapest
- By: Jennifer S. Alderson
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Who knew a New Year’s trip to Budapest could be so deadly? The tour must go on – even with a killer in their midst… Recent divorcee Lana Hansen needs a break. Her luck has run sour for going on a decade, ever since she got fired from her favorite job as an investigative reporter. When her fresh start in Seattle doesn’t work out as planned, Lana ends up unemployed and penniless on Christmas Eve. Dotty Thompson, her landlord and the owner of Wanderlust Tours, is also in a tight spot after one of her tour guides ends up in the hospital, leaving her a guide short on Christmas Day. When ...
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Likely Suspects
- Alexis Parker, Book 1
- By: G.K. Parks
- Narrated by: Amy Deuchler
- Length: 9 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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I quit my job. I walked away from everything I knew. I couldn't lose anyone else. Not again. Working for James Martin wasn't supposed to be complicated or lethal. Too bad someone wanted him dead, and I was the only thing standing in the way. When eccentric playboy CEO James Martin's life is threatened, he decides to hire Alexis Parker, an attractive, feisty, former federal agent, to be his new security consultant and personal bodyguard.
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Love this series!
- By Karen on 03-08-23
By: G.K. Parks
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The Player + the Pact = I Do
- By: Louise Bay
- Narrated by: Shane East, Erin Mallon
- Length: 7 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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I hate my boss. Like, loathe him. Two years ago, he semi-broke my heart and he still doesn’t remember who I am. Okay so I was covered in electric blue body paint, and wearing a wig, but is that a good excuse to not remember the girl you said was your destiny? Now I’m stuck working for the jerk because only he can give me the job I really want—manager of his hotel. When he needs a fake fiancé for business reasons, there’s an easy solution—blackmail. He has to give me a trial run as hotel manager in return for wearing his ring.
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Female narrator issues
- By Noname on 10-13-24
By: Louise Bay
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The Love Audit
- Sweet Peach Series, Book 1
- By: Annah Conwell
- Narrated by: Amanda Friday, Andy Harrington
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Callum Sterling is a grumpy jerk. A ridiculously hot one, but still. I’ve battled with Callum during our quarterly conference calls over the past year, but now we get to spar in person. And not only are we forced to work together every week, but we have to spend time together outside of work, too. At first, I was ready to fight, but the chemistry between us becomes undeniable, the more time we spend together.
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Sweet funny story
- By Sonrisa on 10-20-24
By: Annah Conwell
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Dating the Defensive Back
- A Nash Brothers Standalone
- By: Lisa Suzanne
- Narrated by: Kelsey Navarro Foster, Tor Thom
- Length: 11 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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When Grayson Nash walks into the bar, he has no idea I'm little Ava Maxwell, the one he promised to look after when he moved to Vegas. After a sizzling, sheet-clutching first experience of my dreams, we exchange numbers and a plan to extend our undeniable connection into something more. I promise myself I'll tell him the truth about who I am… eventually. He finds out before I tell him, and he wants nothing to do with me. But when my ex won't take the hint, Grayson swoops in pretending to be my new boyfriend.
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Grayson & Ava!
- By PATRICIA on 06-20-24
By: Lisa Suzanne
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That Time I Kinda Killed a Guy
- Val Fremden Strikes Again, Book 1
- By: Margaret Lashley
- Narrated by: Sarah Pesek
- Length: 6 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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After 50 years of bumbling around on the planet, Val Fremden’s got nothing to show for her life but a long string of dead-end jobs and a two-digit bank balance. But just as she’s about to toss her champagne dreams and caviar wishes into the dumpster, Val discovers that Marco Shamway—the jerk who plagued her all through high school—is now a millionaire. Worse yet, the idea that catapulted Marco to fame and fortune was one he’d stolen … from her!
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Full of dry humor
- By Doreen J. Hoium on 07-11-24
By: Margaret Lashley
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Death on the Danube
- A New Year’s Murder in Budapest
- By: Jennifer S. Alderson
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Who knew a New Year’s trip to Budapest could be so deadly? The tour must go on – even with a killer in their midst… Recent divorcee Lana Hansen needs a break. Her luck has run sour for going on a decade, ever since she got fired from her favorite job as an investigative reporter. When her fresh start in Seattle doesn’t work out as planned, Lana ends up unemployed and penniless on Christmas Eve. Dotty Thompson, her landlord and the owner of Wanderlust Tours, is also in a tight spot after one of her tour guides ends up in the hospital, leaving her a guide short on Christmas Day. When ...
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Likely Suspects
- Alexis Parker, Book 1
- By: G.K. Parks
- Narrated by: Amy Deuchler
- Length: 9 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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I quit my job. I walked away from everything I knew. I couldn't lose anyone else. Not again. Working for James Martin wasn't supposed to be complicated or lethal. Too bad someone wanted him dead, and I was the only thing standing in the way. When eccentric playboy CEO James Martin's life is threatened, he decides to hire Alexis Parker, an attractive, feisty, former federal agent, to be his new security consultant and personal bodyguard.
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Love this series!
- By Karen on 03-08-23
By: G.K. Parks
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The Player + the Pact = I Do
- By: Louise Bay
- Narrated by: Shane East, Erin Mallon
- Length: 7 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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I hate my boss. Like, loathe him. Two years ago, he semi-broke my heart and he still doesn’t remember who I am. Okay so I was covered in electric blue body paint, and wearing a wig, but is that a good excuse to not remember the girl you said was your destiny? Now I’m stuck working for the jerk because only he can give me the job I really want—manager of his hotel. When he needs a fake fiancé for business reasons, there’s an easy solution—blackmail. He has to give me a trial run as hotel manager in return for wearing his ring.
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Female narrator issues
- By Noname on 10-13-24
By: Louise Bay
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The Love Audit
- Sweet Peach Series, Book 1
- By: Annah Conwell
- Narrated by: Amanda Friday, Andy Harrington
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Callum Sterling is a grumpy jerk. A ridiculously hot one, but still. I’ve battled with Callum during our quarterly conference calls over the past year, but now we get to spar in person. And not only are we forced to work together every week, but we have to spend time together outside of work, too. At first, I was ready to fight, but the chemistry between us becomes undeniable, the more time we spend together.
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Sweet funny story
- By Sonrisa on 10-20-24
By: Annah Conwell
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Dating the Defensive Back
- A Nash Brothers Standalone
- By: Lisa Suzanne
- Narrated by: Kelsey Navarro Foster, Tor Thom
- Length: 11 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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When Grayson Nash walks into the bar, he has no idea I'm little Ava Maxwell, the one he promised to look after when he moved to Vegas. After a sizzling, sheet-clutching first experience of my dreams, we exchange numbers and a plan to extend our undeniable connection into something more. I promise myself I'll tell him the truth about who I am… eventually. He finds out before I tell him, and he wants nothing to do with me. But when my ex won't take the hint, Grayson swoops in pretending to be my new boyfriend.
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Grayson & Ava!
- By PATRICIA on 06-20-24
By: Lisa Suzanne
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The Numbers Killer
- An Agent Victoria Heslin Thriller, Book 1
- By: Jenifer Ruff
- Narrated by: Stephanie Dillard
- Length: 7 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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When a key witness in an organized crime trial turns up dead in his kitchen with liar and the number two scrawled on his forehead, the FBI assumes the murder was a hit to silence him. Then the calls start coming in - more victims with similar markings and no connection to the mob. As agents Victoria Heslin and Dante Rivera struggle to catch a break in the case, they receive a series of cryptic personal messages from the killer, complicating the investigation.
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4 8 12
- By timj26 on 09-29-19
By: Jenifer Ruff
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The Playboy
- Spade Hotel, Book 1
- By: Marni Mann
- Narrated by: Savannah Peachwood, Tor Thom
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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With one glance at her in the club, I’m ready to claim her for the night. Dark, flowing hair. A smile that causes my heart to pound. Eyes that pierce my soul. And a perfect body that makes every part of me pulse. She’s addictive. Electrifying. Consuming. I’ve never wanted anyone more. Our eyes meet, but she looks right past me. She isn’t here for me. She’s here for the music. For the first time in my life, a woman makes me work for it. Her indifference fuels the fire inside me. The result? One night. No names. No introductions.
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Tor Thom
- By Monica Baker on 03-15-24
By: Marni Mann
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The Boyfriend Goal
- Love and Hockey, Book 1
- By: Lauren Blakely
- Narrated by: Erin Mallon, Connor Crais
- Length: 11 hrs and 51 mins
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A forbidden romance with my brother’s hockey teammate wasn’t on my to-do list when I moved across the country… Neither was getting locked out of a friend’s place wearing next to nothing. Or spending the night with the sexy stranger who rescues me. But I’m trying to get out of my comfort zone so getting out of the rest of my clothes with him seems like a good way to start. In the morning, I learn the filthy-mouthed man with the talented hands is not only the hotshot new hockey player on my brother’s team: he’s also–wait for it–my brand new roommate.
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Westley & Josie....delicious!
- By #RomanceFangirl on 09-07-24
By: Lauren Blakely
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Bad Reputation
- By: Emma Barry
- Narrated by: Aaron Shedlock, Summer Morton
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
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Cole James’s reputation as Hollywood’s favorite himbo no longer suits him. His fans can’t separate the real man from the character he played on a soapy teen drama decades ago. But that’s going to change with Waverley, the hit streaming historical romance series. Maggie Niven hates her own notoriety. Fired for directing a divisive play, Maggie takes her fight against censorship public. When Hollywood comes calling, she becomes the new intimacy coordinator for Waverley. But it’s harder than she imagined to focus on the job.
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Spins its wheels
- By Armando on 10-08-24
By: Emma Barry
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How My Neighbor Stole Christmas
- By: Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Vanessa Edwin, J.F. Harding, Robert Hatchet, and others
- Length: 13 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Every Kringle in Kringletown loved Christmas a lot. But Cole Black on Whistler Lane, unfortunately did not. Cole was a recluse during the Kringle Christmas season. No one knew why, no one could quite give a reason. Martha said it was because he was alone and very single. Mae believed it was because he was never named the town Kringle. But to me, the reason is a storyline far too sad. For at the age of eighteen, he lost both mom and dad. Whatever the reason, his parents or being single, He spends Christmas in the dark, hating the cheery people of Kringle.
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Yes please Santa, Bring me Black, Cole 💕
- By Celkat on 10-25-24
By: Meghan Quinn
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My Favorite Boss
- By: Melanie Moreland
- Narrated by: Maxine Mitchell, John Lane
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
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My new boss—Alexander Bane. Aptly named since he’s the bane of my existence. Please isn’t in his vocabulary. He grunts, growls, and demands. If only he didn’t look so sexy when doing so. If only his mouth weren’t so addictive when kissing mine. He’s quickly becoming my favorite boss. Which is wrong. My new assistant is an unwelcomed distraction. Snarky, witty, always smiling. Constantly putting me in my place. Making me second-guess my decisions.
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🩵🩵Fantastic Narration!🩵🩵
- By 🌼Daisy.readsromance🌼 on 09-23-24
By: Melanie Moreland
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Glad One: Crazy Is a Relative Term
- A Val Fremden Humorous Mystery, Book 1
- By: Margaret Lashley
- Narrated by: Sarah Pesek
- Length: 8 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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After being duped out of her life savings in Germany, Val Fremden retreats home to Florida with more than just her pride in tatters. Broke, jobless, divorced, and 45, she knows starting over won’t be easy. But when her only friend suddenly turns up dead, Val begins to wonder if the world is out to get her.
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Love..
- By Kindle Customer on 10-25-20
By: Margaret Lashley
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From Here to Eternity
- By: A.L. Jackson
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Austin Stone
- Length: 12 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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I should have known everything was going to change when she walked into my tattoo shop... Timid as hell and gorgeous to the extreme. I knew better than even thinking about touching a woman like that. My life is dangerous. My calling wicked. Willing to cross any line to protect the innocent. I thought I’d never see her again until my little boy tumbled and busted his lip, and I found her working at the doctor’s office. The woman who’d taken possession of my thoughts. When it becomes clear she’s in trouble, I offer up a deal.
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This is a must listen!! 💗💗💗
- By Tracey on 10-18-24
By: A.L. Jackson
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It's Just Business
- By: Lauren Landish, Willow Winters
- Narrated by: Liam DiCosimo, Amy Hall
- Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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They're both rich and powerful and have a debt to settle in the wealthy circles of NYC. Then there's me... the naive girl trying to make it in this city, pissed off and seemingly a willing pawn. It was supposed to be one night to get over one man by getting under another. Then one thing led to another, and it all spiraled out of control. It was never supposed to go this far.I was never supposed to fall for him. And he was never supposed to risk it all for me.
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I love it 🥰
- By Anonymous User on 10-22-24
By: Lauren Landish, and others
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Bloodguard
- BloodGuard, Book 1
- By: Cecy Robson
- Narrated by: Taylor Meskimen, Lucas Webley
- Length: 16 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Leith of Grey thought coming to this new land and volunteering to fight in the gladiator arena—vicious, bloodthirsty tournaments where only the strongest survive—would earn him enough gold to save his dying sister. He thought there was nothing left to lose. He was wrong—and they took everything. His hope. His freedom. His very humanity. All Leith has left is his battle-scarred body, fueled by rage and hardened from years of fighting for the right to live another day. Then Leith meets Maeve, an elven royal who is everything he despises.
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Loved loved loved
- By Anonymous User on 11-02-24
By: Cecy Robson
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Offside Hearts
- Love and Hockey, Book 1
- By: Nikki Lawson
- Narrated by: Beth Nicholls, CJ Grey
- Length: 13 hrs and 27 mins
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Rule number one for becoming an NHL team’s social media manager: Don’t hook up with the star center in an elevator a week before starting your new job.
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Poor Narration
- By Anonymous User on 05-25-24
By: Nikki Lawson
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Say You Swear
- Boys of Avix, Book 1
- By: Meagan Brandy
- Narrated by: Lee Samuels, Sarah McEwan
- Length: 17 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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For years, I've dreamt of what college life could bring, and while some things changed, there was always one constant. It didn't matter how wild I allowed my imagination to run, it always led me to the same place in the end. It led me to him. My future was clear, and he was it. Until suddenly, he wasn't. Now there's a new man in my life, one who isn't afraid to go after what he wants, and what he wants...is me.
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1,000 STAR REVIEW!!! EPIC LOVE STORY!!!!
- By Monica on 06-21-22
By: Meagan Brandy
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-01-24
Fun, relatable characters
The main character is very relatable, and the author has an entertaining way of describing the character's interactions. It has witty outtakes on ridiculous situations and characters one can envision an attorney having to deal with. Overall, very well written book, and the audible narrator had good male and female voice performance!
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- Seth
- 09-11-24
Great storyline, kept me on the edge of my seat till the end
I loved the audible! I cannot wait for book 2 to be released. the storyline is always moving no slow spots. The working relationship between Alice and Don is a hoot. I can see this going for several more books even becoming a movie or tv series with the amount of character development and complex plot is put into each chapter.
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