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The Tale of Bryant Adams, Book 2
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Being a wizard is hazardous to your health.
Things not to do when being tracked by murderers:
1. Do not drag the girl you’re in love with into your deadly mess.
2. Do not accept a bag full of money.
3. If you do accept said bag of money, don’t be dumb enough to shove it down the back of your pants.
4. Do not get into a battle with the evil lunch lady.
5. Do not start a war in a tourist hotspot.
6. Do not let your dad find out you’re a wizard.
7. Do not under any circumstances, no matter how desperate things might seem, let Eric Deldridge convince you to break into the library and seize control of the magical world.
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- By Anonymous User on 07-07-24
By: Tessa Hale
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The Slaughtered Lamb Bookstore and Bar
- Sam Quinn Series, Book 1
- By: Seana Kelly
- Narrated by: Samantha Desz
- Length: 9 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Welcome to The Slaughtered Lamb Bookstore and Bar. I'm Sam Quinn, the werewolf book nerd in charge. I run my business by one simple rule: Everyone needs a good book and a stiff drink, be they vampire, wicche, demon, or fae. No wolves, though. Ever. I serve the supernatural community of San Francisco. We've been having some problems lately. Okay, I'm the one with the problems. The broken body of a female werewolf washed up on my doorstep. What makes sweat pool at the base of my spine, though, is realizing the scars she bears are identical to the ones I conceal.
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potential emotional triggers
- By Sharon on 06-21-21
By: Seana Kelly
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Mrs. Smith’s Spy School for Girls
- Mrs. Smith’s Spy School for Girls Series, Book 1
- By: Beth McMullen
- Narrated by: Kelsey Navarro
- Length: 5 hrs and 58 mins
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After a botched escape plan from her boarding school, Abigail is stunned to discover the school is actually a cover for an elite spy ring called The Center, along with being training grounds for future spies. Even more shocking? Abigail's mother is a top agent for The Center and she has gone MIA, with valuable information that many people would like to have - at any cost. Along with a former nemesis and charming boy from her grade, Abigail goes through a crash course in Spy Training 101, often with hilarious - and sometimes painful - results.
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Mrs.Smith spy girls for kids
- By Yushu Chen on 02-04-21
By: Beth McMullen
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Quite Contrary
- By: Richard Roberts
- Narrated by: Amy Rubinate
- Length: 10 hrs and 27 mins
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The secret of having an adventure is getting lost. Who ever visited an enchanted kingdom or fell into a fairy tale without wandering into the woods first? Well, Mary is lost. Mary is lost in the story of Little Red Riding Hood, and that is a cruel and murderous story. She's put on the red hood and met the wolf. When she gives in to her wolf's temptations, she will die.
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Weird and disturbing book that I cannot unread
- By MommaOfTwoBusyBoys on 06-06-18
By: Richard Roberts
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Storm of Visions
- The Chosen Ones, Book 1
- By: Christina Dodd
- Narrated by: Samantha Brentmoor
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
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When the world was young, twins were born. One brought light to a dark world; the other, darkness and danger. Their powers could not be denied, and they gathered others around them, men and women destined to use their gifts for good or evil. Today, their descendants walk the earth as the Chosen... and the ultimate battle is about to begin. Jacqueline Vargha has always run from her gift. Now Caleb D'Angelo forces his way into her life, demands his place as her lover, and insists she take her place as one of the Chosen. She flees, he pursues, but she can no longer deny her visions.
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Great start to the series
- By VJ on 08-23-21
By: Christina Dodd
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Discount Armageddon
- InCryptid, Book 1
- By: Seanan McGuire
- Narrated by: Emily Bauer
- Length: 11 hrs and 20 mins
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The Price family has spent generations studying the monsters of the world, working to protect them from humanity - and humanity from them. Enter Verity Price. Despite being trained from birth as a cryptozoologist, she'd rather dance a tango than tangle with a demon, and is spending a year in Manhattan while she pursues her career in professional ballroom dance. Sounds pretty simple, right?
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I love this book!
- By a on 11-21-12
By: Seanan McGuire
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Vampires Never Get Old
- Tales with Fresh Bite
- By: Zoraida Cordova - editor, Natalie C. Parker - editor
- Narrated by: Almarie Guerra, Frankie Corzo, MW Cartozian Wilson, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Thirsty for fresh blood? Sink your teeth into vampire stories from young adult fiction's leading voices. In this delicious new collection edited by Zoraida Córdova and Natalie C. Parker, you’ll find stories about the lurking vampires of social media, the rebellious vampires hungry for more than just blood, the eager vampires coming out - and going out for their first kill - and other bold, breathtaking, dangerous, dreamy, eerie, iconic, powerful creatures of the night.
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Breezy vamp fun
- By jc on 01-26-23
By: Zoraida Cordova - editor, and others
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The Designate
- Lens, Book 1
- By: J.B. Cantwell
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller
- Length: 13 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Brooklyn, 2095. Seventeen-year-old Riley Taylor longs to escape the crushing poverty of the slums. Stuck with her best friend in a totalitarian police state, their only hope of freedom is joining the military. But when Riley gets ripped away from him in their first brutal combat, she’s shocked to discover why so many recruits come home in coffins.
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Where do I start
- By jonmino on 01-24-22
By: J.B. Cantwell
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Second String Savior
- From the Tome of Bill Universe (False Icons Series, Book 1)
- By: Rick Gualtieri, R.E. Carr
- Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
- Length: 12 hrs and 46 mins
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Imagine going to bed with mousy brown locks and waking up with a headful of supernova scarlet. It's a hot new look for me - literally, because it bursts into flames whenever I'm threatened. My magical makeover is all Gary's fault. I knew there was something off from the moment he transferred to my school. Go figure. He's a wizard with a trust fund and an inferiority complex. Now, thanks to him, I've graduated from high school bullies to supernatural terrors and that's not all. Fate has chosen me to face the legendary vampire destined to destroy the world.
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think Tome of Bill for highschoolers
- By john moglia on 12-04-19
By: Rick Gualtieri, and others
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Dragon Oracle Omnibus
- Dragon Oracle, Book 1-3
- By: Jada Fisher
- Narrated by: Christine Lakin
- Length: 12 hrs and 10 mins
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Davie is a normal girl trying to live a normal life. Except that she can see the future and has visions that make her seem crazy. When she meets a man who immediately seems too perfect to be real, her quest for a normal life quickly ends. She soon learns the world is full of mythical creatures including shape-shifting dragons, dwarves, and mystical oracles. Can Davie adapt to the new world that has dropped her into the middle of a mythical war that could tear the world apart?
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Not a reverse harem!
- By BrandyDalton on 11-23-20
By: Jada Fisher
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Magic to the Bone
- Allie Beckstrom Series, Book 1
- By: Devon Monk
- Narrated by: Emily Durante
- Length: 10 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Everything has a cost. And every act of magic exacts a price from its user---maybe a two-day migraine, or losing the memory of your first kiss. But some people want to use magic without paying, and they Offload the cost onto innocents. When that happens, it falls to a Hound to identify the spell's caster---and Allison Beckstrom is the best there is.
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Good start to a Great series
- By Dana on 12-30-11
By: Devon Monk
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- Ashley D
- 02-23-22
Wonderful second book in a great series
I seriously just love these books. Again, I listened to this one with my 3 kids in the truck and all of us loved it. The start of it with the captured creature was funny. I love how close the character are (yes, even Eric). I did want to see more of what happened with Bryant's dad's reaction but I figure there will be more in future books.
The narrator did a great job with the characters' voices again. Love hearing them and the romance between Bryant and Elizabeth is cute. I think my favorite character may be Devon. I just love how he is with the ones he cares for. He is ready to literally leap to their defense. Great series.
5/5
Thank you to the author/publisher for the review copy of this book. I received this book in exchange for an honest review and the opinions stated above are 100% mine.
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- #ByFelicia
- 05-30-21
Just keeps getting better!
This series just keeps getting better and better! I’ve been pulled into Bryant’s world and I’m anxious to see what’s in store for him and what this means for his girlfriend Elizabeth who’s a seer and his best friend Devon known among the magical as an adventurer. Both Bryant and Elizabeth are honing their gifts. Devon wonders where he fits in through all of it. Thrust into the world of magic, they’re all finding their way with the help of Eric who has taken them all on as their mentor. Together they take on The Ladies to change the way magic is accessible. Another battle will ensue, but who will come out the victor?!
The narrator did a great job capturing the awkwardness of Bryant’s character. As well as Devon’s suave confidence and Elizabeth’s no nonsense take charge attitude.
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- Suzanne
- 06-09-21
Nutty McDragon
seriously I laughed so hard at that line and whole scene. where does she come up with these anecdotes???
the narrator, if I haven't said it before, is really too perfect for this series. Bryant is sort of a shy geeky nerd and Jacob nails it perfectly.
Story takes place a few weeks later. it starts where bryant has to find his magical mess ups and contain them. enter nutty mcdragon. seriously so want one just so I can call it that.
new villain in this book. the sisters are still present but they take a backseat to the real bad guy. Bryant and company has to figure out who created and sent the witch hunter out to get him and his friends. Not only does he have to worry about magical catastrophic events -- but also his parents want to ship him off to boarding school. In another country. All with the pretense of keeping him safe.
after discovering who wants him dead, a trek to find the magical library ends up being a bit of disaster. but really any adventures with Eric is going to end up this way even though Eric is suave -- Bryant is too much of a nerd to be cool and collective.
glad the series is continuing on with small variations in the plot instead of the same storyline over and over again. I hope every new book brings on a new adventure for for BFF trio and their illustrious leader.
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- Lexi Zieve
- 09-04-21
Fun ride!
The story was so much fun! This series is just getting better and I can’t wait to see what else will happen in the series. I love getting to know more about this world and these characters. I didn’t want to stop listening from the moment I started. Bryant, Elizabeth, Eric, and Devon hav a lot to do and they are such fun characters to get to know more about. The action takes off pretty quickly and once it started I didn’t want it to stop!
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- Laura
- 05-25-21
Fun ride!
The second installment follows Bryant, Elizabeth, Devon and Eric. The aftermath of what happened still follows Bryant and he continues to learn the wizardly world and how to wrangle the crazy creatures he created. The plot thickens when a witch hunter tries to abduct Bryant and the fun begins! Jam packed full of action, magical spells, and friends who stick together no matter what.
The audiobook is narrated by Jacob McNatt, and he does a wonderful job portraying all of the characters. Very easy to follow along. If you enjoy YA fantasy and magical books then I highly recommend this series.
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- Angel B
- 01-06-22
so good
this is a great book. I love how this book shows that not everything is as it seems. and I love how this book is good for younger readers.
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