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For career criminals Jack and Billy Thatcher, ripping off London's most notorious gangster seems like a sure fire way to kick off their retirement plans. Unfortunately they don't bank on their bosses' underworld connections going a lot deeper than expected.
Now finding themselves on the run from undead monsters and chainsaw-wielding freaks, the Thatcher boys will have to employ every dirty trick they know if they want to live to see another dawn.
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Five days after Owen Zastava Pitt pushed his insufferable boss out of a 14th story window, he woke up in the hospital with a scarred face, an unbelievable memory, and a job offer. It turns out that monsters are real. All the things from myth, legend, and B-movies are out there, waiting in the shadows. Some of them are evil, and some are just hungry. Monster Hunter International is the premier eradication company in the business. And now Owen is their newest recruit.
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- By Konstantin on 02-17-12
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Tarantula
- A John Milton Short Story
- By: Mark Dawson
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Meet John Milton. He considers himself an artisan. A craftsman. His trade is murder. Milton is the man the government sends after you when everything else has failed. Ruthless. Brilliant. Anonymous. Lethal. You wouldn't pick him out of a crowd but you wouldn't want to be on his list. In this second dip into his case files (see 1000 Yards for a further novella), Milton is sent to Italy to investigate the death of a colleague from Group 15.
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John Milton tries to exit British intelligence
- By Wayne on 06-03-16
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The Best Horror of the Year, Volume 4
- By: Ellen Datlow - author/editor, Stephen King, Peter Straub
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With tales from Laird Barron, Stephen King, John Langan, Peter Straub, and many others, and featuring Datlow’s comprehensive overview of the year in horror, now, more than ever, The Best Horror of the Year provides the petrifying horror fiction readers have come to expect - and enjoy.
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- By Jerry on 12-06-14
By: Ellen Datlow - author/editor, and others
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- Daniel Faust, Book 1
- By: Craig Schaefer
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Nobody knows the seedy underbelly of Las Vegas like Daniel Faust, a sorcerer for hire and ex-gangster who uses black magic and bullets to solve his clients' problems. When an old man comes seeking vengeance for his murdered granddaughter, what looks like a simple job quickly spirals out of control. Soon Daniel stands in the crossfire between a murderous porn director; a corrupt cop with a quick trigger finger; and his own former employer, a racket boss who isn't entirely human.
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Urban fantasy noir. Done right..
- By Cliff on 02-19-15
By: Craig Schaefer
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No good deed goes unpunished. Detroit is a hole where even a werewolf's sins can be buried. Or so Jake Brennan hopes. Hiding from his hunters, shooting heroin to negate the effect of the full moon, he is beginning to turn things around. And the day he is witness to a brutal attack on ER doctor Gwen Cheevey, Jake is forced to transform into something new: a hero. But when a clip of his good deed goes viral, Jake's days of hiding are over. To keep Gwen safe, Jake will need to embrace the beast within.
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Black Marks Absolved
- By Spooky Mike on 05-16-18
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The Electric Church
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Avery Cates is a very bad man. Some might call him a criminal. He might even be a killer - for the right price. But right now, Avery Cates is scared. He's up against the Monks - cyborgs with human brains, enhanced robotic bodies, and a small arsenal of advanced weaponry. Their mission is to convert anyone and everyone to the Electric Church. But there is just one snag: Conversion means death.
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Holy Dystopia
- By The Flash on 08-21-16
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Blackbirds
- Miriam Black, Book 1
- By: Chuck Wendig
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Miriam Black knows when you will die. Still in her early twenties, she’s foreseen hundreds of car crashes, heart attacks, strokes, suicides, and slow deaths by cancer. But when Miriam hitches a ride with truck driver Louis Darling and shakes his hand, she sees that in thirty days he will be gruesomely murdered while he calls her name. Miriam has given up trying to save people; that only makes their deaths happen. No matter what she does, she can’t save Louis. But if she wants to stay alive, she’ll have to try.
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Not for the faint of heart or kids but exciting
- By Steph on 04-07-14
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Krampus
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One Christmas Eve in a small hollow in Boone County, West Virginia, struggling songwriter Jesse Walker witnesses a strange spectacle: seven devilish figures chasing a man in a red suit toward a sleigh and eight reindeer. When the reindeer leap skyward, taking the sleigh, devil men, and Santa into the clouds, screams follow. Moments later, a large sack plummets back to earth, a magical sack that thrusts the down-on-his-luck singer into the clutches of the terrifying Yule Lord, Krampus.
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5 stars
- By colleen on 11-17-12
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Dynamite Road
- A Weiss and Bishop Novel
- By: Andrew Klavan
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A routine investigation into corruption at a North Californian airport sets in motion shocking events that lead hard man Jim Bishop and world-weary ex-cop boss Scott Weiss into the center of a massive criminal conspiracy. The trail of blood that ensues brings them dangerously closer to Weiss's old nemesis, an expert gun-for-hire known only as Shadowman and to a plan set to climax with an act of audacious violence and a murder that would be impossible for any killer but one....
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Fantastic Read
- By Peter Gage on 02-20-09
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Thirteen
- By: Richard K. Morgan
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Marsalis is one of a new breed...literally. Genetically engineered by the U.S. government to embody the naked aggression and primal survival skills that centuries of civilization have erased from humankind, Thirteens were intended to be the ultimate military fighting force. The project was scuttled, however, when a fearful public branded the supersoldiers dangerous mutants, dooming the Thirteens to forced exile on Earth's distant, desolate Mars colony. But Marsalis found a way to slip back.
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WOW, Morgan Does it again!
- By L. on 07-10-07
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Trail of Lightning
- By: Rebecca Roanhorse
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The sudden rising waters of a climate apocalypse have destroyed most of the planet…yet out of these waters, Dinétah, a former Navajo reservation, has been miraculously reborn. Listen along as Tanis Parenteau's impeccable narration, capturing the rhythms of Navajo speech, fully envelopes you into the Sixth World. Trail of Lightning follows our heroine as she walks the land alongside gods, heroes of legend, and monsters alike.
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The person you hire when the heroes fail
- By Cynthia on 08-09-18
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Numbers
- By: Rachel Ward
- Narrated by: Sarah Coomes
- Length: 8 hrs and 56 mins
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Since the day her mother died, Jem has known about the numbers. Numbers that pop into her head when she looks into someone’s eyes. They’re dates, the numbers. Dates predicting with brute accuracy each person’s death. Burdened by such grim knowledge, Jem avoids relationships. Until she meets Spider, another outsider, and takes a chance. Maybe they can find happiness together, if only in the brief time that remains before his expiration date.
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Waiting For More!
- By Oregon Coast Gal on 02-26-10
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- Arielle
- 05-25-24
Great story, great narration
Horror-comedy with an unconventional protagonist, what’s not to love? If you like the John Dies at the End series, or Tales From the Gas Station, give this a listen, I think you’ll like it.
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- Patrick Smith
- 11-04-19
Good story, great narrator.
Gritty drama set in the UK underworld. Rxcellent character development.
Luke Thompson truly brings this to life. I have found a new favorite narrator.
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- Lisa D.
- 09-19-22
Favorite book by author
Steve has written several other books. If your looking fantasy go Brandon thighmast, if you want sci-fi fantasy try his main series and if you want a fun short book that is urban gangster mixed with fantasy elements go no further
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- Nick W.
- 06-22-19
Quirky, Well-written, Fun
You know how there’s certain movies that you just like, even though you know they aren’t great films? My example, which is actually relevant to “Shoot the Dead”, is the movie “Army of Darkness”, a movie with little to recommend it, except that I just LIKE it, in all its campy idiotic glory.
I feel similarly about “Shoot the Dead”. On the one hand, I don’t really believe the world needs or will ever need another book, movie, tv show or anything featuring vampires or zombies. Talk about done-to-death played out themes... But I still let the occasional exception through my defenses, and in this case, I’m glad I did.
WARNING: POSSIBLE SMALL SPOILERS AHEAD. I am a sucker for the beginning sequence where some horrible thing is discovered at an archeological dig decades before the story starts. The film “The Fifth Element” and Gregory Benford’s wonderful novel “Artifact” come to mind. There are countless other examples.
And then author Wetherell flashes to present-day London, where we arrive inside the head of a gangster named Jack, who is preparing to make an extremely risky and patently immoral life-changing career move. What distinguishes this book from the noise of the genre is how incredibly well the internal monologue of this character is written. In spite of Jack’s criminally insane murderous amorality, we come very quickly, if a bit reluctantly, to like him, and his anti-social brother, Billie. To some degree, the cast of almost universally unsavory characters who populate the story also become people we care somewhat about.
Granted, these anti-heroes are set up as a lesser evil against unambiguously, unapologetically, classically evil antagonists, so we have little choice, but the whole premise of the way the vampires and zombies and other baddies, which in almost every fiction in which they appear, are always easily able to overpower solitary mere mortals when they come upon them alone in the night, or set their minds to besieging the house in which they are hiding, meet their match when trying to deal with a couple of mobbed-up low-level thugs who simply are used to fighting back and not giving in.
It’s a bit of a novelty that vampires and zombified reanimated thralls are depicted as vulnerable to mortals who are simply tenacious fighters. It is satisfying to see Jack and Billie hold their own against supernatural terrors by simply fighting back, reluctantly at first, and then with an almost gleeful violence. They are either too unimaginative and dim to appreciate the full horror of their situation, or just too practical and experienced with a way of life where showing any sign of weakness or fear is equivalent to a death sentence. Whatever it is, it makes for a very entertaining read, interspersed with internal monologues from Jack, and revolving first-person perspectives of other characters, including stoned slackers, a tough lady detective and her partner, the perspective of an archeologist in a couple of flashbacks, and a few of the evil antagonists of various types.
So, while I’m not going to call this great literature, it’s not trying to be, and if you’re looking for a fun, fairly scary, very quirky and imaginatively and convincingly written action/horror tale, this is it. Wetherell is a strong writer with a real knack for adopting convincing inner voices for a variety of characters, and an ability to write sympathetic and believable anti-heroes. These are not easy things to do, and even though the story centers on some fairly insignificant main characters, the underlying theme hinting at potentially world-shattering consequences is also present.
The narrator is also very good, from the convincing menacing inner monologues to the action and dialogue sequences.
So, if you like this sort of zombie/undead genre novel, or if you want to try one and are looking for one that is a cut above, or, in fact, if you liked the movie “Army of Darkness” better than say, “Schindler’s List” or “The English Patient”, you’ll probably like “Shoot the Dead.”
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- Greg Hill
- 06-26-16
Night of the Living East Enders
Luke Thompson's narration takes great, and makes it near perfection. I found myself being oddly reminded of Terry Pratchett's "City Watch" books by the whole thing.
Classic East End thugs, Jack and Billie Thatcher vs zombies would not have gone over half so well with me. There's just been too much of that. This is more East End thugs versus voodoo yardies, vampires, zombies, the police, and an ancient demon skull thing. Jack and Billie are outright villains. No attempt is made to redeem them and they are all the more likable for it.
Luke Thompson's narration only really misfires in a few places. Jock's accent seems to fall apart when he leaves comedy Scot to make serious threats. Leon's accent wobbles a bit too. Neither thing really takes away from the story, but it needs mentioning.
This wasn't the first of Steve Wetherell's books I was hoping would make it to Audible, but having read it, I'm even more determined to get the rest as they become available.
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- Kindle Customer
- 08-06-19
Guy Ritchie meets George Romero
Its the best of both worlds crime drama meets the world of the undead! simulare to the first time I watched Dusk to Dawn, I forgot I wasn't watching a hiest film and the vamps came out of nowhere!
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- singh
- 10-27-17
A badass bad guy you can’t help cheering for
I first encountered Steve Wetherell, (AKA Brandon Thighmaster) through his work on the podcast “Authors and Dragons.” The premise of the podcast is that several authors of comedic fiction play a game of D&D. I don’t listen to podcasts, I’ve never played D&D or even met someone who played (at least, no one who admits to it) but I am a fan of Robert Kroese, Drew Hayes, Rick Gualtieri and, especially, Robert Bevan. Wetherell steals the show among these well known authors and, often, is responsible for the biggest laugh of the show.
All of that to say, I had high expectations for this book; I was blown away. While you can see inexperience in Wetherell’s writing, the compelling story, creative descriptions, unique similes, and a great narrator made this one of my favorite books of the year.
There is a ton of action, violence, and gore in this one that keep the story moving. Our protagonists are fond of letting you know they are typically the villains in a story but their noble actions leave readers firmly in their support.
As soon as Wetherell puts out another audiobook, I’m snatching it up, I look forward to it.
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- Cameron
- 07-26-24
you are a good boy
you are a very good boy. some guns happened and it was decent. English praise.
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- Sugarpucker
- 06-15-16
Entertaining!
This book was great. It was funny and had a good story line. I loved all the characters and want to know what happens to them. Definitely invested. The plot was a little unexpected and definitely interesting. It is also fantastically British in a very American-accessible way. The narrator was really great. The characters sound exactly how I heard them in my head when I read it in the print version. I am really pleased I spent a credit on this. For a good time pick up Shoot the Dead.
For more Steve Wetherell and other comedic fantasy writers, tune into their podcast, Authors and Dragons. It's hilarious. You're welcome.
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- Shon
- 11-07-20
great book. great narrator
amazing short book well worth the credit. gore action adventure and a good laugh. highly recommend
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