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Slayer Bowl

By: Kevin Johnson
Narrated by: Luke Daniels
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1 Hero + 2 Pizza Cutters vs a World of Monsters!

Sam Wynbrook was a nobody—a shy pizza baker with gaming skills and zero life prospects, until alien warriors hijacked Earth to host their brutal championship: SLAYER BOWL.

Armed with two trusty pizza cutters, a potted basil plant, and an attitude problem, Sam must hack, slash, and smart-mouth his way through legions of savage monsters in a cosmic tournament broadcast to trillions.

Every quarter brings new horrors: blood-thirsty beasts, doping warriors, corrupt ref-bots, and pizza kaijus. (Yes, you read that correctly.) Pizza Kaijus.

With no respawns or resets, Sam must level up to survive and carve a path to victory.

Packed with savage monster battles, supercharged weapons, irreverent humor, pop culture, and explosive action… SLAYER BOWL delivers the foul-mouthed, square-jawed, action hero you’ve been searching for!

Ready Player One meets Dungeon Crawler Carl in this cosmic underdog story.

©2025 Kevin Johnson (P)2025 Kevin Johnson Fantasy Humorous Witty
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this was a very humerous (adult humor) spin on a litrpg classic! light on stats btw. Aliens take over the earth and use it the location of their sports match. humans are essentially wiped out and the protagonist's love interest in kidnapped. He was just at work at a pizza shop so his weapons of choice are DUEL WIELDING PIZZA CUTTERS!

a fantastic pallete cleanser of a book between other large litprg series.

Stupidly Entertaining!

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I think everyone can relate to Sam. what an awesome adventure! I will never look at pizza cutter the same way again. Storytelling at its best, was a real pleasure to listen.

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