
Roll Over and Die: I Will Fight for an Ordinary Life with My Love and Cursed Sword!, Vol. 3
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Dead People Walking
The shocking return of Gadhio's dead wife reveals that the Church of Origin has been researching necromancy, ostensibly with the goal of helping people work through grief. Unconvinced, Flum decides to sneak back into one of the church's research facilities to conduct an investigation of her own—if, that is, she's prepared for what she might find there.
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