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Why does everything have to be so complicated? How's a guy supposed to run a spacetime shelter, save everybody, and still loot everything that isn't nailed down?
And, most importantly, will Sergey ever make it to Berlin? There's only one way to find out!
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- Narrated by: Matt Weisgerber
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Alex was a gamer. Gaming wasn't just a lifestyle. The essence of his favorite hobby was woven into his DNA. At least, that is what his parents liked to say after he pulled an all-night slaughterfest. The hordes of Morlock never saw him coming. What his parents didn't understand was playing games was Alex's chance to be the hero. The release of Revenant Online was going to change everything.
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Good read
- By William Eliason on 03-02-25
By: Bradford Bates, and others
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The Order of Architects
- Order of Architects, Book 1
- By: Oleg Sapphire, Yuri Vinokuroff, Christopher Michael Jarrett - translator
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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I used to be the greatest Earth Mage in my world. The head of the entire Order of Architects. But the older you get, the more you come to realize that at some point, you need to retire, so that you can have the chance to enjoy a peaceful life and to cede your place to the young, some of whom have already turned two thousand years old . . .So that's what I did. But I failed to account for one thing: during the course of my long life, I'd accumulated too many enemies, and they had decided to spoil my retirement. So they died along with me. And I hope their deaths were final. But mine was not!
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Narcissistic old man monologue
- By Amazon Customer on 10-03-24
By: Oleg Sapphire, and others
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Kill or Die, Book 1
- By: Alex Toxic, Monty Cantsin - translator
- Narrated by: Peter Verbena
- Length: 8 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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At fourteen I was crowned champion of the VR Gladiator Games. By eighteen I was unloading junk at a warehouse without a penny to my name. Girls used to chase me. Now they wrinkle their noses in disgust. Life has given me a chance to make a comeback. But in this game, it's either triumph or perish!
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Amazing
- By Kayn Void on 04-11-24
By: Alex Toxic, and others
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Immortal Drunkard: Volume 1
- Immortal Drunkard, Book 1
- By: Mortykay
- Narrated by: Adam James Conner
- Length: 22 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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In a world ravaged by endless battles and wars, the life of an ordinary person is as fleeting as a moment. Kai, a young orphan raised in a remote shelter, struggles daily for mere survival. But when he faces the brutal realities of his world, his fate takes an unexpected turn. Mysterious circumstances lead him to the mystical Sphere, an artifact that unlocks untapped powers. From that moment on, Kai gains abilities beyond his wildest dreams.
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cultivation love
- By Richard on 02-28-25
By: Mortykay
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Beta-Testing the Apocalypse
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: JG Spaulding
- Narrated by: Ryan H. Reid
- Length: 11 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Dex is just your average, everyday I.T. Professional. Eyes tired from working late, the strange glowing gem floating in the middle of his apartment didn’t exactly grab his attention. Until it opens into a portal and starts counting down to his death. In a life-or-death situation, an autistic quality assurance engineer probably isn’t your first choice for a hero. But he has a certain set of skills that catches the attention of the Daemon System as it implements a secret beta-test on Earth.
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pay to ask
- By Morgan Ansolabehere on 03-07-25
By: JG Spaulding
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A Potato a Day Keeps Monsters Away
- Shelter in Spacetime, Book 1
- By: Dmitry Dornichev, Nathan Klausner - translator
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins
- Length: 19 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Get this: you wake up in the hospital. You're not feeling so hot—to put it mildly—and also, you're surrounded by hordes of zombies! After trying to run away, you eventually find a map of the building, but guess what? It's in French! Why? 'Cuz you're in France! You've got nothing on you but a baseball bat, and the zombies are just one step away from biting you on your bare backside. But don't worry, there's still hope, because you've got your own personal shelter in spacetime.
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Harem, proceed at your own risk
- By DragoneChilde on 05-06-24
By: Dmitry Dornichev, and others
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Welcome to Night City
- Revenant Online, Book 1
- By: Bradford Bates, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Matt Weisgerber
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Alex was a gamer. Gaming wasn't just a lifestyle. The essence of his favorite hobby was woven into his DNA. At least, that is what his parents liked to say after he pulled an all-night slaughterfest. The hordes of Morlock never saw him coming. What his parents didn't understand was playing games was Alex's chance to be the hero. The release of Revenant Online was going to change everything.
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Good read
- By William Eliason on 03-02-25
By: Bradford Bates, and others
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The Order of Architects
- Order of Architects, Book 1
- By: Oleg Sapphire, Yuri Vinokuroff, Christopher Michael Jarrett - translator
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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I used to be the greatest Earth Mage in my world. The head of the entire Order of Architects. But the older you get, the more you come to realize that at some point, you need to retire, so that you can have the chance to enjoy a peaceful life and to cede your place to the young, some of whom have already turned two thousand years old . . .So that's what I did. But I failed to account for one thing: during the course of my long life, I'd accumulated too many enemies, and they had decided to spoil my retirement. So they died along with me. And I hope their deaths were final. But mine was not!
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Narcissistic old man monologue
- By Amazon Customer on 10-03-24
By: Oleg Sapphire, and others
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Kill or Die, Book 1
- By: Alex Toxic, Monty Cantsin - translator
- Narrated by: Peter Verbena
- Length: 8 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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At fourteen I was crowned champion of the VR Gladiator Games. By eighteen I was unloading junk at a warehouse without a penny to my name. Girls used to chase me. Now they wrinkle their noses in disgust. Life has given me a chance to make a comeback. But in this game, it's either triumph or perish!
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Amazing
- By Kayn Void on 04-11-24
By: Alex Toxic, and others
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Immortal Drunkard: Volume 1
- Immortal Drunkard, Book 1
- By: Mortykay
- Narrated by: Adam James Conner
- Length: 22 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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In a world ravaged by endless battles and wars, the life of an ordinary person is as fleeting as a moment. Kai, a young orphan raised in a remote shelter, struggles daily for mere survival. But when he faces the brutal realities of his world, his fate takes an unexpected turn. Mysterious circumstances lead him to the mystical Sphere, an artifact that unlocks untapped powers. From that moment on, Kai gains abilities beyond his wildest dreams.
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cultivation love
- By Richard on 02-28-25
By: Mortykay
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Beta-Testing the Apocalypse
- A LitRPG Adventure
- By: JG Spaulding
- Narrated by: Ryan H. Reid
- Length: 11 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Dex is just your average, everyday I.T. Professional. Eyes tired from working late, the strange glowing gem floating in the middle of his apartment didn’t exactly grab his attention. Until it opens into a portal and starts counting down to his death. In a life-or-death situation, an autistic quality assurance engineer probably isn’t your first choice for a hero. But he has a certain set of skills that catches the attention of the Daemon System as it implements a secret beta-test on Earth.
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pay to ask
- By Morgan Ansolabehere on 03-07-25
By: JG Spaulding
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The Healer's Way, Book 9
- By: Alexey Kovtunov, Oleg Sapphire, Jennifer E. Sunseri - translator
- Narrated by: Jonathan Johns
- Length: 8 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Mikhail's adventures continue. He's finding out ever more about this world, and the Empire in which he lives. But he's in for some surprises, still. They've tasked him with training the most hopeless students from the Department of Healing Arts. Perhaps this was meant to be a way of punishing Mikhail, but in the end, it's tough luck for the students. After all, look at who they got for a teacher! One thing's for sure, no way will these students end up as mediocre Healers!
By: Alexey Kovtunov, and others
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Powerless
- By: Brent Miller
- Narrated by: Gabe Ozaki
- Length: 14 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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For the first time in centuries, a child was born without a superpower. Eighteen-year-old Carson Adachi has lived his entire life believing that he was indeed Powerless. During Recruitment for trade schools, Carson’s power begins to manifest and he learns that there are far worse things to be than powerless. The leaders of the known world – the Council – take an interest in Carson and his unique power, but tensions quickly rise as he questions the knowledge of his rulers.
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Loved the story
- By Rachel Marie Palumbo on 03-23-25
By: Brent Miller
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Son of the Morozovs
- Living Ice, Book 3
- By: Dmitry Sheleg, Clare Urbanski - translator
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins
- Length: 9 hrs
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Another chapter in the story of the heir to the Morozov mages. It takes place in a cruel world where ancient bloodlines with magical abilities enjoy power and influence, while Normals devoid of magical gifts are of no use to anyone. This depressing fate was in store for our hero, Ivan, too—he was condemned to death by his father, who was sure that he was as magic-less as a puppet. But Ivan was rescued and brought up by an old warrior, and the head of the Morozov bloodline was able to transfer his gifts to Ivan just before his death—leaving an impostor soul from another world in his body.
By: Dmitry Sheleg, and others
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A Cat and His Human
- League of Losers, Book 1
- By: Michael Atamanov, Alix Merlin Williamson - translator
- Narrated by: James Fouhey
- Length: 11 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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When our protagonist, Andrei, discovers that his girlfriend has cheated on him, he finds himself with an unexpected choice to make: a quick death or a new life in another world he knows absolutely nothing about. Andrei chooses life and sets off alongside his pet, a ginger cat with a limp, for a primeval world fraught with danger. The trouble is...who is whose pet becomes entirely unclear; the man's consciousness is split between both creatures, and the little cat gets a far greater share of intelligence and wit than his hulking master.
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Great beginning to a series
- By Kindle Customer on 04-09-21
By: Michael Atamanov, and others
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Rabbits: Keep Out! A LitRPG Progression Fantasy Series
- The Village, Book 1
- By: Dmitry Dornichev, Alexey Kovtunov, Sofia Gutkin - translator
- Narrated by: Matt Weisgerber
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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People awake in a strange place with no idea of who or where they are. There is only a bizarre message carved into a metal obelisk and the growing awareness that every single living creature in this new world is a deadly threat. Even a seemingly cute and fluffy bunny has a taste for human flesh . . .What are they to do? How will they survive? How do they stay sane?
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Awesome
- By CC on 09-19-24
By: Dmitry Dornichev, and others
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The Healer
- The Healer, Book 1
- By: Roman Romanovich
- Narrated by: Nick Mondelli
- Length: 9 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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A world that had forgotten what violence was didn't know how to defend itself. City after city fell. Earth became a lifeless wasteland as the undead army swelled and crushed the humans like ants underneath its boot. It all ended at the last stronghold. Forgoing all hope for salvation, a handful of desperate humans realized that the only thing left was revenge.
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overall a fun read!
- By Soul LionHeart on 01-16-25
By: Roman Romanovich
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Trials of Dominion
- Soulweaver, Book 1
- By: Vowron Prime
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland
- Length: 20 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Greg walked into a bar hoping to wash away the sour taste of a bad day at work. What he got instead was a bartender offering him the opportunity of his dreams—with a catch. A ticket to purchase a class that could make him the strongest being alive. If he can afford the asking price. Thrust into a world he knows nothing about, Greg will need power on another level entirely. To get ahead, he'll need the kind of power only deities possess.
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Great magic system
- By Anonymous User on 03-17-25
By: Vowron Prime
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Obelisk: System Integration: A LitRPG Adventure
- Obelisk: System Integration, Book 1
- By: Conor Malachi
- Narrated by: Pavi Proczko
- Length: 15 hrs and 20 mins
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Ominous obelisks land on Earth with a single message: Join the games to give humanity a fighting chance to survive... Or roll over and die. Too bad for them, Warren isn't the rolling-over type. Cancer may be kicking Warren's a$$, but he's not about to let aliens destroy his home and everything he loves (which is mostly just his dog, Buck). Besides, what does he have to lose? Better to die with sword in hand, bleeding out from a head wound than in some hospital bed...
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Inconsistent story
- By Benjamin Samuel Woodson-Kenon on 03-01-25
By: Conor Malachi
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Cosmic Ascension, Book 1
- By: Adam King
- Narrated by: Charlie West, Rose Trailings
- Length: 12 hrs and 22 mins
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Noah was once a Mecha pilot leading the defense of Earth against the invading Parasites. Now he is just one lone man stranded on a strange planet, with nothing to do but endlessly fight and devour beasts to increase his strength in the hope of leaving that forsaken place. A new opportunity arose the day a spaceship crashed on the planet. Follow Noah as he escapes, enters the wider universe, and discovers the truth about what happened to Earth.
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This is a must listen if you like
- By Paul Bolton on 03-10-25
By: Adam King
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Wraith
- The Convergence War, Book 1
- By: M.R. Forbes
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski
- Length: 9 hrs and 52 mins
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When the research starship Galileo vanishes without a trace, the powers-that-be are quick to bury the incident, eager to prevent escalating tensions that could lead to war. As a former POW, Soren refuses to give the ship up for lost. His daughter is one of the missing. Taking matters into his own hands, Soren starts pulling strings and calling in favors, determined to launch a clandestine mission to bring Galileo home. When an old friend offers him a ship for the operation, he expects a rusty relic headed for the scrapyard.
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It’s dumb it’s fun like watching a soap opera
- By michael willse on 03-03-25
By: M.R. Forbes
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The Agartha Loop
- The Agartha Loop, Book 1
- By: RavensDagger
- Narrated by: Tess Irondale
- Length: 8 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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They asked Amber to become a magical girl three times. She refused. That only made her more interesting. The fourth time, she asked them.
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Came for Ravensdagger, stayed for Madoka Magica
- By AJ on 09-28-24
By: RavensDagger
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The Healer's Way
- Healer's Way, Book 1
- By: Oleg Sapphire, Alexey Kovtunov, Jennifer E. Sunseri - translator
- Narrated by: Jonathan Johns
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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I was the most powerful healer in my world—the best, having devoted my entire life to mastering the art of healing. And yet, for whatever reason, my brother feared that I sought to claim his throne, and he marshaled his forces against me.
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A good and interesting start but very Russian
- By Cory on 03-07-24
By: Oleg Sapphire, and others