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  • Stuck on You

  • By: Jasper Bark
  • Narrated by: Joe Hempel
  • Length: 1 hr and 8 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (7 ratings)

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Stuck on You

By: Jasper Bark
Narrated by: Joe Hempel
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Cheating husband Ricardo could never keep it in his pants, and now it's stuck in the worst possible place. His Mexican road trip becomes a nightmare straight out of urban legend when he agrees to take the wrong woman back over the border. A bolt of lightning sees him fused to his fellow cheater on a detour into the backwoods. Now he's fighting wild beasts and raw nature just to stay alive in this dark comedy romance that blends erotic horror with black humor and extreme splatter.

©2016 Jasper Bark (P)2016 Joe Hempel
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Excellent!!

Well that that was one hell of a gory little story with a unexpected ending. HIGHLY RECOMMEND!!!

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Maybe not the dirtiest, but...

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“Stuck on You" by Jasper Bark is a short erotic horror novella. Some people say this is the “dirtiest ever” horror; well I don’t know about that, but it <i>is</i> erotic.

The horror part <i>would</i> be horrible if it really happened, but it struck me as mostly funny. I mean, it’s an outlandish idea, and it <b>could</b> happen, but it just made me chuckle.

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brutal!

that was brutal! I loved it. seven eight nine ten eleven years. I am a beautiful person. I am a

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Fantastic Gross Body Horror

This story captivated me from start to finish. Based on am urban legend, this story will shock and gross you out. It was fantastic.

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