System Failure
Epic Failure Series, Book 3
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Joe Zieja
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War is spreading through the galaxy - and it's becoming abundantly clear that there's an outside force at play in this explosive and hilarious new installment of the Epic Failure series.
With the galaxy thrown into chaos by mutual breaches of the Two Hundred Years' peace, what seemed like an isolated incident on the Thelicosa/Merida border has become an epidemic. In the midst of this chaos, the Thelicosan and Meridan fleets on their respective borders have come to a sort of tense peace after the events in Book II, but now it's clear: Somebody wants war. And it's not the Free Systems of the galaxy.
No. It's a mom-and-pop convenience store gone galactic. It's the purveyors of balloons and nachos and supplies for bowling lanes. It's the company that made the droids and a large part of the technology that all of the Free Systems are using in their militaries.
It's Snaggardirs. And they want to snag it all.
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- By Brutis on 10-25-20
By: Bob Mauldin
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The Gordian Protocol
- The Gordian Protocol, Book 1
- By: David Weber, Jacob Holo
- Narrated by: Gabriel Vaughan
- Length: 18 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Doctor Benjamin Schröder was far from a man of action. In fact, he was a history teacher - chairman of the Castle Rock University history department - and if his life wasn't perfect, it was close. Until, that is the discussion of his star student Elzbietá Abramowski's dissertation on Operation Oz, the Pacific Allies' invasion of Vladivostok, was brutally interrupted. The psychotic episode that turned his entire world upside down struck with absolutely no warning, and it was more terrifying than anything he should have been able to imagine.
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Trash
- By E on 05-08-19
By: David Weber, and others
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The Best of Us
- By: Karen Traviss
- Narrated by: Fred Tatasciore
- Length: 18 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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The West has been devastated by epidemics, bio-terrorism, war, and famine. Asia has shut its borders to keep the threats at bay, and some with power and influence have already abandoned Earth. Now an escape route a century in the making - the Nomad mission - finally offers hope to a small town and a secret research centre hidden in a rural American backwater. Shrouded in lies and concealed even from the research centre's staff, Nomad is about to fulfil its long-dead founder's vision of preserving the best of humanity to forge a new future. But who decides who's worthy?
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what the hell? not galaxys edge. total retcon.
- By Ethomas on 12-06-19
By: Karen Traviss
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Winter's Rising
- Dystance, Book 1
- By: Mark Tufo
- Narrated by: Sean Runnette
- Length: 11 hrs and 25 mins
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From birth to death, The War is all the citizens of Dystance know. As children it is drilled into their heads that war is the purpose behind all existence. Winter doesn't agree. She's stumbled across remnants of life the way it was before The War began, and now she longs to be as free as her ancestors. With help from her best friend Cedar and the boy she is forbidden to love, Tallow. She believes she can do it. Winter can see a life beyond the Pickets, beyond the constant hunger and the threat of death, beyond the war machine.
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Unbelievable, melodramatic romance.
- By Lynn A Blankenship on 03-28-19
By: Mark Tufo
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Mimic and the Space Engineer Omnibus
- Space Shifter Chronicles, Books 1-3
- By: James David Victor
- Narrated by: Nick Tecosky
- Length: 7 hrs and 45 mins
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Higgens has the best job in the galaxy. Except for the fact that he’s technically a janitor on a galactic mining vessel. When he discovers an unknown alien species, his world gets turned upside down. He will have to find unlikely allies if he is going to save his new friend and help her build a new home. The Mimic and the Space Engineer boxed set contains the first three books in the Space Shifter Chronicles. If you like fast-paced space adventures with engaging, and quirky, characters, you will love Higgens, Mimic, and their adventures in space.
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Interesting premise, but I've read better
- By Reviewer on 12-05-20
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Opus X: Books 1-3
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Greg Tremblay
- Length: 37 hrs and 36 mins
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On the fringes of human space, a murder will light a fuse and send two rebels on a planetary scale collision course. This audiobook box set contains the first three books of the Opus X sci-fi series from Michael Anderle: Obsidian Detective, Shattered Truth, and Investigating Deceit. Jia lives on Earth, where peace is a given. Erik is on society’s frontier, where authority depends on how much firepower you wield. She is from the powerful, the elite. He is with the military. Both want the truth—but is revealing it good for humanity?
By: Michael Anderle
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Federal Histories Bundle, Books 1-3
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Jesse Vilinsky
- Length: 68 hrs and 59 mins
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The future has amazing technology. Our alien allies have magic. Together, we are building a training system to teach the best of humanity to go to the stars. But the training is monumentally expensive. Stephanie Morgana is a genius, she just doesn't know it. Join her on the first half of her adventure with this collected edition, including the first three megabooks in the Federal Histories series.
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I see why this series/book has low sales.
- By Rondell on 02-09-24
By: Michael Anderle
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The Daedalus Job
- Outlaws of Aquilia, Book 1
- By: M. D. Cooper
- Narrated by: Christian Rummel, Amy Landon
- Length: 7 hrs and 55 mins
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Within the L, a tri-star system located inside the Aquilian Nebula, Jax makes a living trading and smuggling whatever goods pay the best. So far, he’s avoided being caught with anything too damning in his ship’s holds, but when he takes a job for Korinth, an infamous arms dealer, all that changes. The haul is worth 10 times his ship, and when the contents gets him embroiled in a tug of war between the major political factions of the L, Jax has to keep the criminals he works for from discovering that he’s playing both sides.
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A Crate is a crate?
- By Gil T on 07-21-20
By: M. D. Cooper
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Columbus Day
- Expeditionary Force, Book 1
- By: Craig Alanson
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 16 hrs and 23 mins
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We were fighting on the wrong side of a war we couldn't win. And that was the good news. The Ruhar hit us on Columbus Day. There we were, innocently drifting along the cosmos on our little blue marble, like the native Americans in 1492. Over the horizon come ships of a technologically advanced, aggressive culture, and BAM! There go the good old days, when humans only got killed by each other. So, Columbus Day. It fits. When the morning sky twinkled again, this time with Kristang starships jumping in to hammer the Ruhar, we thought we were saved.
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WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 01-04-17
By: Craig Alanson
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The Messenger
- The Messenger, Book 1
- By: Terry Maggert, J. N. Chaney
- Narrated by: Jeffrey Kafer
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
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On the run and out of chances, he guides his ship and crew into the heart of a relic older than the galaxy itself - and find himself on the edge of an eternal war he never knew existed. The relic is a mech, lost to history and forgotten by all who remain. Built by an ancient race to be the ultimate weapon, the machine is capable of unspeakable destruction, and its discovery could unhinge the balance of power throughout known space.
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Video games have deeper stories
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 08-14-20
By: Terry Maggert, and others
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Rift
- By: Nathan Hystad
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone, Flynn Earl Jones, Mark Sanderlin, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
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They’ve watched us for centuries through the Rift. They’ve prepared. Invasion is inevitable. The Earth Fleet has known of the Watchers for years, unwilling to share the knowledge with humanity. Now it might be too late. Hidden away from the Fleet, one man is creating a new colony ship destined for the other side of the Rift, but he’s missing a few pieces. Three other people have varied paths to get there. Ace goes from the streets of Earth to the Fleet training facility on the moon. Flint, an ex-Fleet pilot, must decide if a job is worth his life.
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The story didn't end.
- By Amazon Customer on 06-25-20
By: Nathan Hystad
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Rebel Stars: Books 0-2
- By: Edward W. Robertson
- Narrated by: Ray Chase
- Length: 20 hrs
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A thousand years ago, an alien invasion set humanity back to the Iron Age. Slowly, we recovered, colonizing the Solar System in peace. And discovered that an unknown force is stopping us from exploring any farther. But before the cause can be discovered, a slow-burning conspiracy threatens to explode into System-wide war. With enemies at home and in the darkness beyond, a team of unlikely heroes-a janitor, a mercenary, an asteroid miner, and a pirate-are the only ones who can avert a second apocalypse. This set includes the first three books of the newly-finished REBEL STARS series.
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Fun and entertaining.
- By Shirley on 01-04-18
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Earth at War, Books 1-3
- By: Rick Partlow
- Narrated by: Scott Aiello
- Length: 30 hrs and 27 mins
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As a sci-fi author with a hit TV show, I have a few ideas about what alien invaders are supposed to look like. In my stories, they’re technologically advanced monsters, with tentacles, and no faces. Turns out I was right about the technology. And about how angry they’d be. But the way they look…that’s more terrifying than even I could have imagined. They look exactly like us. Because they are us.
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A Space Journey With ‘The Feels’
- By L. D. Roy the Junior on 02-14-24
By: Rick Partlow
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- Caitlin Williams
- 11-07-22
great series of books!
absolutely loved this series! Definitely worth a listen!! Joe was a really great narrator and writer.
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- Mossy Makes
- 12-22-24
Fun
This story was a fun and easy listen. It was an easy decision to listen to the entire series.
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- Matthew
- 11-21-19
Have you literally LOLing
I recommend this book to fans of humorous light scifi and/or fans of Scalzi and his ilk.
I’ll be 100% honest with you: I don’t particularly remember the books in this series, other than that I found them entertaining and gave them high reviews. I always seem to forget why until I start the next book. So let me tell you why: it’s because these books are literally laugh out loud funny. Not hard exhale through nose funny, but literally laugh out loud at your desk funny. The comedy is varied where some jokes are slapstick, some are juvenile, and some are clever. All around the humor is diverse and keeps you engaged.
In addition to the humor, the story is clever with well-designed characters that you can’t help but find endearing. Next, the plot this time has our wily hero in charge of the entire fleet as it goes up against the evil Snaggardirs Corporation. The problem is, they manufactured pretty much everything, so when even your coffee maker is against you, what do you do?
So get this book and find out. It does a splendid job of closing all the open plot lines and giving our characters closure. All while making you want to keep on listening for more laughs and shenanigans.
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- Philip Patchoski
- 05-13-24
It's a fun series
I really enjoyed the characters throughout the story and liked that the author did his own reading to really show how he thought the characters talked.
The story is comical without overdueing the same joke underlying joke. I'm a bit sad that the series is over but I enjoyed every minute of the ride.
~A former executive officer
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- Ijw
- 10-04-19
I want more
Read this series more than a few times and every time I wish it would continue. isn't it time we found out where those sentient meteors came from?
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- Kris Adame
- 12-08-22
Amazing
I completely struggled to finish this one, I read the previous two book about 3 time becuase of me not wanting to finish the series. I wish there was a fouth!
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- Elsa Foston
- 10-23-19
May your parallel lines never intercept!
This trilogy was quite exciting, entertaining, humorous, and even surprising. Many of the supporting characters are multi dimensional. Zieja never looses the sarcasm when telling a story full with introspection, morality and even wisdom, which leaves you with the understanding that reality is absurd.
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- Cody Major
- 01-31-21
Good But..
It was consistently well written. but what that hell was up with the ending?? abrupt it the term i use. I felt really sad at the ending of the book. what a thing to do to such a great character
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- M. Weber
- 01-20-23
Easy and enjoyable story
A great escape from the everyday. Light and amusing. The reading is quite good but a little flat at times. Nice world building.
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- Peyton
- 04-06-20
Great series but too quickly wrapped up
As the title says, what a great series! The humor what fairly consistent with all the books, and writing quality and voice acting is top tier!
...But gosh the ending felt too speedy. We didn’t see an end to the Rogers/Viking romance and a lot of characters and plot points were left hanging. The whole thing felt rushed. Also, the ending with Rogers left me sad. It was ironic for sure and perhaps a poetically good end, but pretty sad. The whole ending felt too much like real life, which is fine out of context, but that was not the tone of this book or series so it felt out of place. In short, it was kind of a shitty way to end a great series. If there’s ever another book written I will improve this review but it sounds very much like there won’t be.
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