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That's Your Lot

By: Limmy
Narrated by: Limmy
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This is Limmy’s second book.

It’s a whole load of new, odd, and hilariously grim short stories.

Tom is in a soft play with his daughters. He’s bored. He’s so bored he can move things with his mind.

A man fills up a mate’s biscuit tin without ever telling him, to see what happens.

Maggie’s boyfriend Iain bought a curtain. It keeps attacking them. She wants it out the house.

A man is sitting in his wheelie bin at two in the morning, and he wants to tell you why.

Kenny’s mate Scott is suicidal and ridden with guilt. Kenny takes him on holiday to Benidorm. It’ll be some laugh.

©2017 Limmy (P)2017 HarperCollins Publishers Limited Anthologies & Short Stories Fiction Short Stories

Critic reviews

‘Short stories shot through with anxiety, guilt, depression, delusion and jet black humour’ Daily Telegraph

Praise for the author:

"Daft Wee Stories will sate Limmy's existing fans and proves once again that his wickedly anarchic sensibility moves effortlessly between media." Chortle

"Disturbing yet very, very funny, it's a shocking, scathing delight." Sun

"So good they'll make you snot yourself laughing." Scotland on Sunday

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"The tales he treats us to are indeed both daft and wee; happily, they’re funny, peculiar and original, too." (Guardian)
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Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

I would absolutely recommend this book to a friend! It is hilarious and limmy is obviously pure genius.

What did you like best about this story?

I think all of them are great so its a hard one to choose but if I had too I would say my favorite part is that its multiple stores combined and you never get bored. I have already listened 10 times or more.

Limmy 4 Life

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