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The Accidental Vampire

Argeneau Vampires, Book 7

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The Accidental Vampire

By: Lynsay Sands
Narrated by: Victoria McGee
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Ever since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp, Elvi Black's been catching her z's in a coffin, staying out of the sun, and giving up garlic. She knows there's more to being undead than what she saw in Dracula, but she can't very well ask her mortal friends about proper biting etiquette.

But when her neighbors placed a personal ad for her in the local paper, she never imagined she'd meet Victor Argeneau, a vampire who could have his pick of any woman - dead or alive. Rich, powerful, and drop-dead gorgeous, Victor's the perfect man for a novice neck-biter like Elvi. He's willing to teach her everything he knows, but he'll have to do it fast. Someone's out to put a stake through her new vamp life, and only Victor can keep her safe - and satisfied - for all eternity.

Love in vein: listen to more tales of the Argeneau Vampires.©2008 Lynsay Sands (P)2009 HarperCollins Publishers Fantasy Horror Paranormal Paranormal & Urban Supernatural Thriller & Suspense Urban Witty Feel-Good Teen Horror

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I love Lynsay Sand's books.

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Not the best in the series but it was okay. The narrator was awful....her voice was too soft.

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Absolutely Amazing Novel by Lynsay Sands. It has a mixture of Mystery, Funny amd Love Story. Amazimg!!!!!!!

Amazing!!

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I loved this story so much that I put up this narrator. I think Elvie is great.

Really this narrator again

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The entire book downloaded for me. The narrator is horrible, but I still enjoyed the book.

No missing chapters

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I have read all of lynsay sands books and really enjoy listening to them again. A fun and enjoyable listen.

Good and fun listening.

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I had read the book and owned i still. I missed being able to reread because my eyes aren't as good as they used to be. I have to read 📚 on my e reader. I was thrilled to find it on a
Audible. There's some sex in the book but you can fast forward through it ifyou want. Otherwise the book is very addictive and laugh out loud funny. It is well worth rereading many times.

I enjoyed the book it is very funny I laughed a

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I love this series but the name of this one should have been single white vampire lol

Name change

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A fun read., As are all of Linsay Sands books. Have enjoyed all that I have read so far. This one was number 7.

Accidental Vampire

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Ok I really struggled listening to the narrator. I like the story, I started this series initially reading from a hard copy but then I had to switch to audiobooks. this was my second audio I listened to, the first being the book before this one. And I struggled getting through this because of how robotic the narrative was. I appreciate the distinction between who was speaking but it distracted me and took me out of the book every time it switched from people speaking to the narrative.

Robotic Narrator

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