
The Accidental Vampire
Argeneau Vampires, Book 7
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Victoria McGee
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Lynsay Sands
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But when her neighbors placed a personal ad for her in the local paper, she never imagined she'd meet Victor Argeneau, a vampire who could have his pick of any woman - dead or alive. Rich, powerful, and drop-dead gorgeous, Victor's the perfect man for a novice neck-biter like Elvi. He's willing to teach her everything he knows, but he'll have to do it fast. Someone's out to put a stake through her new vamp life, and only Victor can keep her safe - and satisfied - for all eternity.
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Audible. There's some sex in the book but you can fast forward through it ifyou want. Otherwise the book is very addictive and laugh out loud funny. It is well worth rereading many times.
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