The Amazing Book Is Not on Fire
The World of Dan and Phil
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Dan Howell
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Phil Lester
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If you found The Amazing Book is Not on Fire at least mildly interesting, or even if you didn't read it at all, then you will love our audiobook! Not only do you get us sensually narrating the whole thing in your ears, but there are over three hours of exclusive behind-the-scenes commentary on the book, and irrelevant Dan and Phil banter straight from our mouths to your ears! Who doesn't want that? Okay, that came out kind of weird, but trust us you'll like it. I guess we have to rephrase the blurb...
In this audiobook is a world. An audio world created by two awkward guys who share their lives on the internet! We are Dan and Phil and we invite you on a journey inside our minds through your ears! From reading the stories of our actual births, to verbally exploring Phil's teenage diary, and pontificating about all the reasons why Dan's a fail. Learn how to draw the perfect cat whiskers, get aural advice on how to make YouTube videos, and how will this quiz work discover which of our dining chairs represents you emotionally. With everything from what we text each other, to the time we met One Direction and what really happened in Vegas...
This is The Amazing Book Is Not on Fire!
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- Susan
- 03-29-16
Too Good; Too Pure For This World
Because I'm d&p trash, I've bought the actual book before hand, so listening was just as good. If not, better.
In the book, you have to read everything and laugh yourself. In this audio, you can hear Phil smack his lips as he's trying to speak while Dan is laughing silently in the back. It's like they're right there.
Also, there's a part where they include "their music album", as you get to hear the songs they've created. In the book, you have to imagine the music in your head and bob it to the great sound you think of and people think you're crazy. You know, 'cause you are.
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- Cynthia
- 11-18-15
Great!
I loved the whole book, and u thought it was perfect. My meme babes I love you nerds
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- Miriam
- 11-13-15
SMOL BEANS
I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IM SO PROUD OF YOU GUYS 😆😝😚😅🤓😄🤗😘😏☺️😎😎☺️😎 YOU BOTH ARE TRULY AMAZING
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- L
- 12-19-16
Forever a Phan
Having the hard copy, digital copy, and the audio version, I must say I will forever enjoy this book in both versions. I love it and will always recommend it to any fan of either Dan or Phil (or both)... and anyone who genuinely gets a kick out of nerdy jokes and such.
With that being said, I am onto reading DAPGO.
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- idk
- 01-28-18
Awesome!
I really love Dan and Phil, the videos they create together and separately, and this audio book! It was such an amazing thing to do when I just wanted to put my headphones on and forget about the world around me. I will most likely re-listen to this audio book about 500+ more times. 😋 It was very fun and hilarious and just really awesome! Good work to audible and Dan and Phil!
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- Jordan
- 06-02-16
Amazing
It's a Dan and Phil created piece of work. I was expecting it to be good, but they made it amazing. Especially when they went slightly off on a tangent from what the writing said.
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- Bonny Karstedt
- 11-16-15
LOVED IT
I loved this! It was like a long video! They did a great job and brought a smile to my face
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- Bob
- 07-09-16
MY BOYS ARE ALL GROWN UP
If u love Dan and Phil, read the book and go on an adventure!!
If you hate them, kiss my ass and go die. ❤️❤️
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- Jennifer Peters
- 01-04-16
Dan and phil are the best ever
DAN AND PHIL SLAYED IT I LOVE THEM OMG 10000000000000000000000 STARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry I just really love them :D
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- Amazon Customer
- 07-30-16
Recommends to all members of the "Phandom"
If you are a Phan (such as me) than this audio book is PERFECT for you! This includes SO MANY important things you NEED to know about Dan and Phil. I think that you should get both get the book AND audiobook so that you can see these ADORABLE pictures of Dan and Phil and hear their beautiful voices! And its funnier! I really wish they made the book longer because this was the first book I've read since the last day of school. And when you get the part about Becky and Jessica AND What REALLY happened in Vegas you will totally freak out because PHIL (that sweet little thing) STOLE a helicopter!!! That's all I'm gonna say about the book! I hope that you buy this book so that your brain explodes!!!💕👌👍👍👍💖💖💖💖💖5 STARS!!!
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