
The Apocalypse and Satan's Glory Hole
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Guy Williams
Armageddon arrived on a weekday, which was really inconvenient for a lot of people, including The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. After their appearance on The Kayla Mangrabler talk show, they decided to go their separate ways and cause as much havoc as possible.
Jesus has been stuck at the craps table for three days, sipping vodka and Red Bull, completely missing the end of the world. But he is about to meet up with Death and go on a road trip that will test their resolve and their blood alcohol content.
Meanwhile, an unlikely band of heroes are headed to Las Vegas to fight the Apocalypse. Creepy Chuzz and his one-armed, addict monkey Phil are flying there in an ice cream truck. Chuzz's best friend Leon plans to lend a hand, assuming he can escape the clutches of the insane Father Maniwhore not to mention Pestilence, who has designs on the janitor's bathtub-LSD-addled brain.
Along the way they will encounter bouncing glory hole boxes, militant lesbians, an undead general, a flying demon named Princess Sally, hordes of zombies, and a trio of secret agents hellbent on delivering a Cease and Desist order to Lucifer himself.
They'd better hurry, because the Devil is rising in the desert, and he is hungry to start the Apocalypse that his son could not. But only if he can get it on with his giant floating glory hole.
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This is a raunchy, yet hilarious spin on the end of days. Basically the Author focuses on sex, sex, and a little more sex. But its funny.The bad about the audio book is that it was a little hard to keep track of the timeline as it jumped around abit. i'm sure it would be easier if you took your time with the written version.
The good; obvious toilet humor, fart jokes, and a mockery of the apocalypse. God is bored, Jesus and Death take a road trip, Famine is a large fat woman that if Rosanne Bar read her part it would have been perfect!!! Just silly non-sense fun. If you listen to the sample and like it you will love the book. If you don't like the sample you will hate the book.
You'll either Love it or hate it....
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Don't worry, there's some lesbians to round out the mix. They are sex crazed, gun toting, man hating, and ready to kill. So it's not predictable or stereotypical at all.
This just didn't work for me. I can't say it's offensive, because I just don't offend easily. It's tasteless. I don't recommend it.
I'm not a prude, but wtf?
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amazing book
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Funny as F*"'k
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I'm a long winded guy, I could write a lot about how unintelligently written it is, how poor the "metaphors" he tries to string together come across, how poor the delivery of the homoerotic dick jokes was, how it reads like notes the potty-mouthed 3rd graders get held after class for writing when they learn new words. But I won't. I'll just leave you with this: If you're like me, you love the title, the cover art, and have a sense of humor that appreciates movies like Borat, Old School, or anything Kevin Smith does, you giggle at the office when your manager asks if he can borrow your dongle, and you saw the other reviews of this book as a clear case of intellectuals unable to let themselves go enough to have a good laugh at some low-brow humor. Save yourself the time and money, the other reviews are fair, this is bad. Really really bad. And not in a good bad kind of way. Just bad.
The other reviews are not a dare!
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The very names of the characters elicited gales of laughter, especially in the beginning scenes at the Burning Man contest in the Nevada desert. The law enforcement officers present at that, uh, "contest" , personify every redneck cop ever written about or known personally, but still fresh and new. And what they did there....oh, my!
The book description gives a pretty good overall rundown of how the story progresses and there is little I can add without giving away more than I should. The story progresses at just the right speed.
The narrator, Guy Williams, contributed a lot to my sense of hilarity. This was an excellent job of fleshing out characters with voice and tone. Kudos to Mr. Williams on this. I am still wondering how he managed to narrate this without breaking into laughter himself, so he must be a real professional.
This book contains a lot of profanity and sex of all kinds while making a complete fool's game out of the Apocalyse. It is a satirical farce on a grand scale. People in the Bible Belt and those with no sense of humor should probably avoid it. Also not for children under, oh, twenty-something. Otherwise, have fun.
Hilarious Romp for Me- Not For Prudes
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What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?
not possibleWhat could Timothy W. Long and Jonathan Moon have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?
not write itHow did the narrator detract from the book?
he did fine with the sh*t sandwich he was givenWhat reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?
could not stop barfingAny additional comments?
really sadnot a prude
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What disappointed you about The Apocalypse and Satan's Glory Hole?
It really was bad....the storyWould you ever listen to anything by Timothy W. Long and Jonathan Moon again?
Worst story ever....You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?
The narrator did his best. Kudos for him.Any additional comments?
These guys should not even be in the same room with a Word processorthe worst audio I've every heard
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Wtf
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This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?
Someone recently lobotomised might get some enjoyment from it.I couldn't even finish the first chapter.
What was most disappointing about Timothy W. Long and Jonathan Moon ’s story?
It fell flat right from the second sentence.How did the narrator detract from the book?
The narrator did an admirable job with the trash he was given to readWhat character would you cut from The Apocalypse and Satan's Glory Hole?
All of themTotal waste of time
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