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Armageddon arrived on a weekday, which was really inconvenient for a lot of people, including The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. After their appearance on The Kayla Mangrabler talk show, they decided to go their separate ways and cause as much havoc as possible.
Jesus has been stuck at the craps table for three days, sipping vodka and Red Bull, completely missing the end of the world. But he is about to meet up with Death and go on a road trip that will test their resolve and their blood alcohol content.
Meanwhile, an unlikely band of heroes are headed to Las Vegas to fight the Apocalypse. Creepy Chuzz and his one-armed, addict monkey Phil are flying there in an ice cream truck. Chuzz's best friend Leon plans to lend a hand, assuming he can escape the clutches of the insane Father Maniwhore not to mention Pestilence, who has designs on the janitor's bathtub-LSD-addled brain.
Along the way they will encounter bouncing glory hole boxes, militant lesbians, an undead general, a flying demon named Princess Sally, hordes of zombies, and a trio of secret agents hellbent on delivering a Cease and Desist order to Lucifer himself.
They'd better hurry, because the Devil is rising in the desert, and he is hungry to start the Apocalypse that his son could not. But only if he can get it on with his giant floating glory hole.
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Giselle Doran is a daddy's girl - a sexy 18-year-old siren who's all about the Benjamins. Her father is a king in the drug distribution game, and she views him as the perfect man. When she meets Shawn, she thinks she's found the one. Mimi Gordon is not attracted to drug dealers, until Tony comes along. He provides her with a lavish lifestyle, and once she's had a taste, Mimi is hooked. Giselle and Mimi cross paths in the most unusual way. Eventually, both women will be forced to make life-changing decisions when they find out their men aren't who they thought they were.
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- By Latisha Robinson on 01-16-19
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Monster Girl Trucker
- By: Simon Archer
- Narrated by: Rachel Leblang
- Length: 7 hrs and 48 mins
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I only got into trucking because my granddad was a trucker, and he was the best damn person I ever met. I'd always thought I was your average dude with an 18-wheeler and an addiction to energy drinks, but it turns out there might be something more brewing in my blood. Now instead of some desert highway, I'm stuck in a whole new realm, and it's full of worm cults, actual lot lizards, one seriously smoking catgirl mechanic, and enough sand and bloodthirsty creatures to make me think I took a wrong turn somewhere. But I might be able to add a whole new career path to my resume.
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if you are a trucker, pass this one on by...
- By Straycat on 06-26-22
By: Simon Archer
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Her Gift to Him: An LGBT, First Time, Feminization, New Adult, Transgender Romance
- By: Barbara Deloto, Thomas Newgen
- Narrated by: Ruby Rivers
- Length: 1 hr and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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It’s Christmas break. Gorgeous Piper loves nerdy Jake’s passion for buying her clothes, but her intuition tells her he does it not only because he loves her so much but also because of his hidden desire to wear them himself. She buys her love everything needed for crossdressing and transforming Jake into Jackie, her girlfriend. That afternoon, she enlightens him in the nuances of presenting his feminine side and immerses him in the pleasures of catering to his feminine persona.
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hot and interesting but
- By WeAreAllDavis on 04-09-21
By: Barbara Deloto, and others
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The First Quest
- Monster Girl Sanctuary
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 16 hrs and 31 mins
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Bucky Drake literally just got his managerial position at McDaniel’s, but he’s already been promoted to "Hero" whether or not he's interested in the job. Dragged against his will through a yawning purple vortex by a mouthy catgirl, he finds himself in another world full of vivid colors—and peerless beauties. Cowgirls, lamias, satyresses, unicorns, and even elves of all colors of the rainbow make his acquaintance early and often...and he handles them pretty darn well for a random fast food worker in over his head.
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Just Awesome
- By M M on 03-12-24
By: Virgil Knightley
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Dark Seduction and Persuasion Tactics
- The Simplified Playbook of Charismatic Masters of Deception. Leveraging IQ, Influence, and Irresistible Charm in the Art of Covert Persuasion and Mind Games
- By: Emory Green
- Narrated by: John-Michael Jalonen
- Length: 3 hrs and 23 mins
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If you are stuck in someone's control or don't want to be, you must know this favorite mind game of great manipulators. It is so powerful that most people won't be able to detect it even for many years of being enslaved. Why? Gaslighting is a very common method of manipulation that when intentionally or even unintentionally used, you'll be so influenced emotionally that you cannot think for yourself or for your own good. Sound nasty? It is. But you'll never know when you're participating as the inflictor or the prey until you explore this book.
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Wonderful book, interesting topic!
- By David Warner on 01-09-21
By: Emory Green
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Let Me Love You
- McClain Brothers Series, Book 1
- By: Alexandria House
- Narrated by: Jakobi Diem, Adenrele Ojo
- Length: 11 hrs and 6 mins
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Trying to put past hurts behind you is hard when your ex is a fool, but buoyed by child support and alimony, Jo Walker is moving forward with her life, pursuing a career, raising her little girl, and trying to live in peace. She believes she has all the bases covered in her world. But what about her heart? Rap legend Everett "Big South" McClain is divorced, too, knows all about failed relationships, and has relegated his love life to casual connections rather than pursuing something real. That is, until he lays eyes on Jo.
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OMG OMG OMG IF YALL DONT READ THIS BOOK!!!!
- By Y f on 08-25-18
By: Alexandria House
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Other Men's Wives
- By: Freddie Lee Johnson III
- Narrated by: Ezra Knight
- Length: 12 hrs
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Denmark Wheeler survived a rough childhood on the streets of Cleveland to prosper as an adult. Then one day a DVD turns up on his front doorstep, revealing an explicit sexual encounter between his wife and a man whose face is concealed. Consumed by rage, he searches for the other man.
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Ezra Knight - The narrator - yummy :)
- By Debbie on 01-19-07
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The Swap
- By: Robyn Harding
- Narrated by: Amanda Dolan, George Newbern, Joy Osmanski, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 42 mins
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Low Morrison is not your average teen. You could blame her hippie parents or her looming height or her dreary, isolated hometown on an island in the Pacific Northwest. But whatever the reason, Low just doesn’t fit in - and neither does Freya, a once-famous social media influencer who now owns the pottery studio in town. After signing up for a class, Low quickly falls under Freya’s spell. And Freya, buoyed by Low’s adoration, is compelled to share her darkest secrets and deepest desires. Finally, both feel a sense of belonging...that is, until Jamie walks through the studio door.
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Worth a read
- By Beth on 06-25-20
By: Robyn Harding
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A Demon's Guide to the Afterlife: The Complete Series
- A Paranormal Romance
- By: Kel Carpenter, Aurelia Jane
- Narrated by: Adam Gold, Savannah Gilmore
- Length: 26 hrs and 38 mins
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Don't get me wrong, waking up to discover my ex-husband finally killed me wasn't fun. Finding out I had to get a job and pay Afterlife taxes about 10 minutes later? Let's just say, this wasn't exactly the eternal reward I was hoping for. But beggars can't be choosers, and being a demon sure as hell beats my last occupation. I’m well on my way to retirement behind the pearly gates when the impossible happens. The Risk Witches have a vision.
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Very unexpected
- By Charli08 on 07-30-24
By: Kel Carpenter, and others
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The Game: 41 Shades of Men
- The Pursuit to Subdue and Use You
- By: Princella L.R. Clark
- Narrated by: Princella L.R. Clark
- Length: 6 hrs and 6 mins
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In The Game: 41 Shades of Men, The Pursuit to Subdue and Use You, male psychology expert and author, Princella Clark, removes all the mystery of the male's behavior in this short but impactful guide to decoding the hidden intentions of a male's pursuit of you.
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Thank you for saving lives❤️
- By Anonymous User on 10-23-23
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The Rational Male - The Players Handbook
- A Red Pill Guide to Game
- By: Rollo Tomassi
- Narrated by: Trey Radel
- Length: 12 hrs and 33 mins
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In this final master-work of The Rational Male series, Rollo Tomassi breaks down the fundamental mechanics of Game, intersexual social skills, and the nuts and bolts psychology that makes it work. The Players Handbook is not a "how-to" book, it's a "why-it-works" book. It’s not an instruction manual—it is the missing textbook on Game and understanding intersexual dynamics. Game is an adaptive set of social skills and best practices in navigating intersexual dynamics in a modern sexual marketplace.
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poorly edited
- By Ethan T on 07-24-22
By: Rollo Tomassi
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Our Own Way
- A Slice of Life Men's Romance
- By: Misty Vixen
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings
- Length: 12 hrs and 7 mins
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Life sucks. Gabe Harris has been clued into this fact for a long time now. In his mid-twenties, life has been nothing but low paying jobs, petty power-tripping bosses, and the worst roommates mankind has to offer. Bills, debt, and misery have haunted him for his entire adult life and, to make matters worse, it feels like his dream of being a writer is dead on arrival. One fateful night, he decides to take control of his life and make his dream a reality.
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loving
- By Mark on 09-02-23
By: Misty Vixen
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Primal Imperative: The Complete Trilogy
- By: Quentin Kilgore
- Narrated by: Matt Hicks, Mandy McCollough
- Length: 22 hrs and 46 mins
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Awaking on the shores of a primitive world, David discovers a remote village populated almost entirely by women. Powerful witches have killed the men, destroying their tribal society. The women have little defense against the wild beasts and opportunistic goblin slavers who roam their forests. With a mysterious new power raging in his muscles, David becomes their guardian, provider, and leader. Beautiful women flock to him, believing he was sent by a sky god to protect them.
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Such a hard listen. Don’t waste your time
- By Amazon Customer on 04-10-25
By: Quentin Kilgore
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Magic Words and How to Use Them
- By: Genevieve Davis
- Narrated by: Fiona Hardingham
- Length: 2 hrs and 30 mins
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Have you ever wished magic was real? Do you ever feel powerless, as though the world has it in for you, or that nothing ever goes your way? Have you wished there were a magic word you could utter that would change everything? If so, I have good news for you. Magic is real. This audiobook will teach you the technique of using magic words. It’s the most spectacularly effective method for creating change in just about any area you can think of.
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she is greedy and not sincere anymore
- By Yigosh on 12-20-20
By: Genevieve Davis
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This is a raunchy, yet hilarious spin on the end of days. Basically the Author focuses on sex, sex, and a little more sex. But its funny.The bad about the audio book is that it was a little hard to keep track of the timeline as it jumped around abit. i'm sure it would be easier if you took your time with the written version.
The good; obvious toilet humor, fart jokes, and a mockery of the apocalypse. God is bored, Jesus and Death take a road trip, Famine is a large fat woman that if Rosanne Bar read her part it would have been perfect!!! Just silly non-sense fun. If you listen to the sample and like it you will love the book. If you don't like the sample you will hate the book.
You'll either Love it or hate it....
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Don't worry, there's some lesbians to round out the mix. They are sex crazed, gun toting, man hating, and ready to kill. So it's not predictable or stereotypical at all.
This just didn't work for me. I can't say it's offensive, because I just don't offend easily. It's tasteless. I don't recommend it.
I'm not a prude, but wtf?
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amazing book
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Funny as F*"'k
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I'm a long winded guy, I could write a lot about how unintelligently written it is, how poor the "metaphors" he tries to string together come across, how poor the delivery of the homoerotic dick jokes was, how it reads like notes the potty-mouthed 3rd graders get held after class for writing when they learn new words. But I won't. I'll just leave you with this: If you're like me, you love the title, the cover art, and have a sense of humor that appreciates movies like Borat, Old School, or anything Kevin Smith does, you giggle at the office when your manager asks if he can borrow your dongle, and you saw the other reviews of this book as a clear case of intellectuals unable to let themselves go enough to have a good laugh at some low-brow humor. Save yourself the time and money, the other reviews are fair, this is bad. Really really bad. And not in a good bad kind of way. Just bad.
The other reviews are not a dare!
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The very names of the characters elicited gales of laughter, especially in the beginning scenes at the Burning Man contest in the Nevada desert. The law enforcement officers present at that, uh, "contest" , personify every redneck cop ever written about or known personally, but still fresh and new. And what they did there....oh, my!
The book description gives a pretty good overall rundown of how the story progresses and there is little I can add without giving away more than I should. The story progresses at just the right speed.
The narrator, Guy Williams, contributed a lot to my sense of hilarity. This was an excellent job of fleshing out characters with voice and tone. Kudos to Mr. Williams on this. I am still wondering how he managed to narrate this without breaking into laughter himself, so he must be a real professional.
This book contains a lot of profanity and sex of all kinds while making a complete fool's game out of the Apocalyse. It is a satirical farce on a grand scale. People in the Bible Belt and those with no sense of humor should probably avoid it. Also not for children under, oh, twenty-something. Otherwise, have fun.
Hilarious Romp for Me- Not For Prudes
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What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?
not possibleWhat could Timothy W. Long and Jonathan Moon have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?
not write itHow did the narrator detract from the book?
he did fine with the sh*t sandwich he was givenWhat reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?
could not stop barfingAny additional comments?
really sadnot a prude
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What disappointed you about The Apocalypse and Satan's Glory Hole?
It really was bad....the storyWould you ever listen to anything by Timothy W. Long and Jonathan Moon again?
Worst story ever....You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?
The narrator did his best. Kudos for him.Any additional comments?
These guys should not even be in the same room with a Word processorthe worst audio I've every heard
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Wtf
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This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?
Someone recently lobotomised might get some enjoyment from it.I couldn't even finish the first chapter.
What was most disappointing about Timothy W. Long and Jonathan Moon ’s story?
It fell flat right from the second sentence.How did the narrator detract from the book?
The narrator did an admirable job with the trash he was given to readWhat character would you cut from The Apocalypse and Satan's Glory Hole?
All of themTotal waste of time
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