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Narrated by:
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Neil Patrick Harris
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By:
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Barney Stinson
About this listen
Historically a spoken tradition passed from one generation to the next, the official code of conduct for Bros appears here in its published form for the first time ever. By upholding the tenets of this sacred and legendary document, any dude can learn to achieve Bro-dom.
Download the accompanying reference guide.©2008 Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation (P)2008 Simon & SchusterListeners also enjoyed...
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Would you listen to The Bro Code again? Why?
I would listen to the Bro Code again. It was both funny and informative. Neil Patrick Harris gives a great performance.What was one of the most memorable moments of The Bro Code?
All the moments in the Bro Code were memerable.What about Neil Patrick Harris???s performance did you like?
I enjoyed the the way that Neil Patrick Harris flawlessly delivered the narrative as Barney Stinson would have.Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
Not Really.Brolarious
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Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?
We love "How I Met Your Mother" and the Barney Stinson character, but the audio book fell short.What was most disappointing about Barney Stinson’s story?
I think for us, the Bro codes are more amusing when it is imbedded in a larger situation.not even close to being a favorite
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The book that governs all Bros.
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Halarious Read
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LEGEN...DARY
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How I Met Your Mother
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If you love How I Met Your Mother...
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Would you say that listening to this book was time well-spent? Why or why not?
Entertaining, but pretty much standard issue misogynyWhat was the most interesting aspect of this story? The least interesting?
I liked how it was organized like a constitution - but the reading became a bit tiresome.Would you listen to another book narrated by Neil Patrick Harris?
Yes - he has nice delivery, and I think the limitations were limited to the materialWas The Bro Code worth the listening time?
SureAny additional comments?
nopeAbout what you might suspect
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he should be on more audio books!!
Must have!!
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