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By: Sean Chercover
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The Good Friday Murder
- A Christine Bennett Mystery, Book 1
- By: Lee Harris
- Narrated by: Dee Macaluso
- Length: 6 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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Christine Bennett has left the cloistered world of nuns for the profane world of New York State, where murder and madness are often linked. At a town meeting, Christine volunteers to investigate a 40-year-old murder case long since closed. Now she'll move heaven and earth to exonerate a pair of retarded savant twins, now senior citizens, of their mother's murder on Good Friday in 1950.
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Polite procedural cozy
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By: Lee Harris
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The Deep Blue Good-By
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- By: John D. MacDonald
- Narrated by: Robert Petkoff
- Length: 6 hrs
- Unabridged
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He's a self-described beach bum who won his houseboat in a card game. He's also a knight errant who's wary of credit cards, retirement benefits, political parties, mortgages, and television. He only works when his cash runs out, and his rule is simple: he'll help you find whatever was taken from you, as long as he can keep half.
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Before the A-Team, there was Travis McGee
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 11-12-16
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Loot
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- Narrated by: David Stifel
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- Unabridged
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In April 1945, The Nazis, reeling and near defeat, frantically work to hide the huge store of art treasures that Hitler has looted from Europe. Truck convoys loaded with the cultural wealth of the Western world pour in an unending stream into the compound of the vast Altaussee salt mine high in the Austrian Alps. But with the Allies closing in, the vaunted efficiency of the Nazis has broken down. At Altaussee, all is tumult and confusion.
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This book was a wonderful example of why I normally avoid histfiction: too good, too gripping! Now I need to read Monuments Men!
- By Logophile on 08-01-24
By: Aaron Elkins
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Until Proven Guilty
- J. P. Beaumont Series, Book 1
- By: J. A. Jance
- Narrated by: Gene Engene
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Lurking in the dark corners of J. P. Beaumont's bizarre case was not just a demented mind obsessed with murder, but secrets so deadly that even a street-tough cop could die guessing.
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Until proven guilty
- By Jean on 04-21-11
By: J. A. Jance
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Flood
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- By: Andrew Vachss
- Narrated by: Christopher Lane
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Burke's newest client is a woman named Flood, who has the face of an angel, the body of a high-priced stripper, and the skills of a professional executioner. She wants Burke to find a monster for her - so she can kill him with her bare hands. In this thriller, Andrew Vachss's renegade private eye teams up with a lethally gifted avenger to follow a child's murderer through the catacombs of New York, where every alley is blind and the penthouses are as dangerous as the basements.
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Noir!
- By Snoodely on 03-06-14
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Charlie's Bones
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- Narrated by: Stephanie Brush
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All former truck-stop waitress/new heiress Lizbet really wanted was a swimming pool. What she got was a skeleton, suspicious cops...and Charlie. While digging the hole for the pool, workmen discover a human skeleton. Suddenly Lizbet's backyard becomes the focus of the cops, the FBI, and the media. And if that isn't enough, 30 minutes later, Charlie, the skeleton's owner, shows up in ghost form dressed as a sexy, young hippie type, and asks Lizbet to help him find out who murdered him back in 1969.
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Great performance
- By Jily on 11-21-20
By: L. L. Thrasher
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- Jeffrey
- 11-27-18
EXCELLENT
As usual and on par Richard Ferrone brings Bernie and crew alive!! Very enjoyable listen.
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- Dave Kaplan
- 03-27-23
Favorite narrator for hard boiled
I’m a fan of not so violent crime novels and this is that plus the one the best for narration.
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- Jerry
- 04-12-15
The perfect title
Fun story, nice twists and turns and since it is read by one of my favorite narrators.
Well you can't ask for more on slant weekend.
VERY entertaining too!
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- Loy
- 11-10-23
Second installment
This was a fun and good book by Mr Block.
Bernie gets himself into some hot water
And gets himself out. Fun story
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- Emil Grancagnolo
- 12-25-23
Bernie is da Bomb..!!!
Lawrence Block is genius, Richard Ferrone is fabulous as always. The pair have created a fun frolic of mystery, murder, money and Madness. Short and sweet this is a most entertaining and Worthy tale. I listenedvirtually Non-stop. 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
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- Susan Weaver
- 07-03-19
Great read!
Like all the books in this series, clever and a delightful read by a great narrator.
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- Larjane
- 11-17-23
Round and Round
The circle never ends. The head often wants what the heart also wants. He is a busy burglar.
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- FredVL
- 03-02-24
Good listen
I really like Lawrence Block. I think he is one of my favorite storytellers. I out the book down early on because I wasn’t sure it was connecting with me. When I came back, it was better. Give it a chance. I’m glad I did.
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- Amazon Customer
- 10-06-20
story and word play AMAZING
Been a fan do Dune and the like, but this wrifhter had me guessing as much in a shorter story.
So if you liked Scooby-Doo as a kid, and maybe Dr Who, or some defective thinking wear most of the puzzle pieces are always there give it a shot.
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- Amazon Customer
- 01-24-23
Burglar or detective…. Who knows…..
Second book in de series and i loved it a lot. Nice story that builds itself to a plot you don’t always see coming. Recommebded for a light read with a lot of humour….
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