
The Great Uniter
A Satirical Story of Peace and Death
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Johnathan Tillwait
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Biff Darkly
About this listen
Bold new work of conservative satire, author Biff Darkly takes aim at the left's greatest heroes in a way that's both comedic and...well, not-so-comedic. Lefty Legends are in for a “Fictional Takedown" and promises to be a wild ride for anyone looking for a laugh and maybe a little bit of eye-opening insight, too.
With his tongue planted firmly in cheek, Darkly sets out to dismantle the left's sacred cows, one fictional portrayal at a time. From a former Democrat President to an elitist also ran, no hero is safe from Darkly's biting pen. But fear not, dear listener—even the most progressive among us will find something to chuckle at in this book.
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