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The Mourning Woods

By: Rick Gualtieri
Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
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VAMPIRES VERSUS BIGFOOT. WINNER TAKES ALL.

Bill Ryder—gamer, geek, and legendary vampire—is back in his wildest adventure yet.

A war is brewing between ancient enemies from the dawn of time. If it can't be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity's darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc. Bill and his friends are the only chance we have—Lord help us all!

The leaders of the vampire nation dispatch Bill to broker peace with an army of angry Sasquatches, but it's not going to be easy. His enemies want him dead. Hell, some of his allies do too. Danger lurks at every turn and in places where he least expects it.

Bill will need to master his fledgling powers and use every four-letter word in his vocabulary if he’s to have any hope of stopping the war, uncovering the conspiracy, and solving the mystery that lies at the heart of the Mourning Woods.

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Experience a hilarious adventure like never before with The Mourning Woods—book three of the bestselling Tome of Bill horror comedy series.

If you love The Dresden Files, The Nate Temple Series, The Rebellion Chronicles, or The Montague & Strong Case Files, then the Tome of Bill is sure to trample your funny bone like an angry bigfoot.

Don’t miss out! Click Buy Now to join Bill Ryder on this unforgettable quest into hysterical horror today.

©2013 Rick Gualtieri (P)2013 Rick Gualtieri
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