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The hilarious and controversial host of HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher has written his funniest, most opinionated, and most necessary book ever—a brilliantly astute and acerbically funny vivisection of American life, politics, and culture.
Some of the smartest commentary about what’s happening in America is coming from a comedian—this comedian being Bill Maher. If you want to understand what’s wrong with this country, it turns out that one of the best informed and most thought-provoking analysts is this very funny pothead.
The book was inspired by the “editorial” Bill delivers at the end of each episode of Real Time. These editorials are direct-to-camera sermons about culture, politics, and what’s happening in the world. To put this book together, Maher reviewed more than a decade of his editorials, rewriting, reimagining, and updating them, and adding new material to speak exactly to the moment we’re in. Free speech, cops, drugs, race, religion, the generations, cancel culture, the parties, the media, show biz, romance, health—Maher covers it all. The result is a hugely entertaining work of commentary about American culture in the tradition of Mark Twain, Will Rogers, and H. L. Mencken.
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The story and the history was super good
- By Amazon Customer on 02-27-25
By: Brad Balukjian
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Burn Book
- A Tech Love Story
- By: Kara Swisher
- Narrated by: Kara Swisher
- Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Part memoir, part history, Burn Book is a necessary chronicle of tech’s most powerful players. This is the inside story we’ve all been waiting for about modern Silicon Valley and the biggest boom in wealth creation in the history of the world. When tech titans crowed that they would “move fast and break things,” Kara Swisher was moving faster and breaking news. While covering the explosion of the digital sector in the early 1990s, she developed a long track record of digging up and reporting the facts about this new world order.
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Let me save you 8 hours
- By Momx4 on 02-29-24
By: Kara Swisher
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The Coloring Book
- A Comedian Solves Race Relations in America
- By: Colin Quinn
- Narrated by: Colin Quinn
- Length: 4 hrs and 44 mins
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Colin Quinn has noticed a trend during his decades on the road - that Americans' increasing political correctness and sensitivity have forced us to tiptoe around the subjects of race and ethnicity altogether. Colin wants to know: What are we all so afraid of? Every ethnic group has differences, everyone brings something different to the table, and this diversity should be celebrated, not denied. So why has acknowledging these cultural differences become so taboo?
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Colin Quinn is brilliant!
- By Virginia on 06-10-15
By: Colin Quinn
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Is This Anything?
- By: Jerry Seinfeld
- Narrated by: Jerry Seinfeld
- Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
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Since his first performance at the legendary New York nightclub “Catch a Rising Star” as a 21-year-old college student in fall of 1975, Jerry Seinfeld has written his own material and saved everything. “Whenever I came up with a funny bit, whether it happened on a stage, in a conversation, or working it out on my preferred canvas, the big yellow legal pad, I kept it in one of those old school accordion folders,” Seinfeld writes. “So I have everything I thought was worth saving from 45 years of hacking away at this for all I was worth.”
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Joke, joke, joke. Boring, boring, boring.
- By ECMILLER on 10-11-20
By: Jerry Seinfeld
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Al Franken, Giant of the Senate
- By: Al Franken
- Narrated by: Al Franken
- Length: 12 hrs and 6 mins
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Al Franken, Giant of the Senate is a book about an unlikely campaign that had an even more improbable ending: the closest outcome in history and an unprecedented eight-month recount saga, which is pretty funny in retrospect. It's a book about what happens when the nation's foremost progressive satirist gets a chance to serve in the United States Senate and, defying the low expectations of the pundit class, actually turns out to be good at it.
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I Fell In Love This Week with Al Franken
- By constructivefeedback on 06-08-17
By: Al Franken
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Entrances and Exits
- By: Michael Richards, Jerry Seinfeld - foreword
- Narrated by: Michael Richards
- Length: 15 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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The man who brought the kavorka to the Seinfeld show through one of the most remarkable and beloved television characters ever invented, Kramer, shares the extraordinary life of a comedy genius—the way he came into himself as an artist, the ups and downs as a human being, the road he has traveled in search of understanding.
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Simply amazing.
- By Norman Kent on 06-26-24
By: Michael Richards, and others
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Merlin’s Tour of the Universe, Revised and Updated for the Twenty-First Century
- A Traveler’s Guide to Blue Moons and Black Holes, Mars, Stars, and Everything Far
- By: Neil deGrasse Tyson
- Narrated by: Jim Meskimen, André Santana, Bronson Pinchot, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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In Neil deGrasse Tyson’s delightful journey through the cosmos, his fictional character Merlin responds to popular questions asked by adults and children alike. Merlin, a timeless visitor from Planet Omniscia in the Andromeda Galaxy, has observed firsthand many of the major scientific events of Earth’s history.
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Learning to love Space
- By Tara Nichol on 02-15-25
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Reading the Constitution
- Why I Chose Pragmatism, Not Textualism
- By: Stephen Breyer
- Narrated by: Stephen Breyer
- Length: 12 hrs and 16 mins
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The relatively new judicial philosophy of textualism dominates the Supreme Court. Textualists claim that the right way to interpret the Constitution and statutes is to read the text carefully and examine the language as it was understood at the time the documents were written. This, however, is not Justice Breyer’s philosophy nor has it been the traditional way to interpret the Constitution since the time of Chief Justice John Marshall. Justice Breyer recalls Marshall’s exhortation that the Constitution must be a workable set of principles to be interpreted by subsequent generations.
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Very Annoying Narration
- By Minnie I. on 04-21-24
By: Stephen Breyer
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Based on a True Story
- A Memoir
- By: Norm Macdonald
- Narrated by: Norm Macdonald, Tim O'Halloran
- Length: 7 hrs and 18 mins
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When Norm Macdonald, one of the greatest stand-up comics of all time, was approached to write a celebrity memoir, he flatly refused, calling the genre “one step below instruction manuals.” Norm then promptly took a two-year hiatus from stand-up comedy to live on a farm in northern Canada. When he emerged he had under his arm a manuscript, a genre-smashing book about comedy, tragedy, love, loss, war, and redemption. When asked if this was the celebrity memoir, Norm replied, “Call it anything you damn like.”
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Bizarre, funny ride
- By Michael Chauvin on 09-25-16
By: Norm Macdonald
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Wow, You Look Terrible!
- How to Parent Less and Live More
- By: Danny Ricker, Jimmy Kimmel - foreword
- Narrated by: Danny Ricker, Jimmy Kimmel
- Length: 4 hrs and 46 mins
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You used to be a person. A real one—with hobbies, expendable income, and sex that was at least semi-annual. But then you had kids, and the more you became a parent, the less you became yourself. You love your children deeply, but most days you feel like nothing more than their service animal. That ends today ( ... just the second part. You can still love your kids.) Wow, You Look Terrible! is a beacon of hope to beleaguered parents across the globe.
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Funny and Unique
- By Whitney K on 04-25-25
By: Danny Ricker, and others
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War
- By: Bob Woodward
- Narrated by: Robert Petkoff
- Length: 12 hrs and 15 mins
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Two-time Pulitzer Prize winner Bob Woodward tells the revelatory, behind-the-scenes story of three wars—Ukraine, the Middle East and the struggle for the American Presidency. War provides an unvarnished examination of the vice president as she tries to embrace the Biden legacy and policies while beginning to chart a path of her own as a presidential candidate.
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Draws Connections
- By Kyle on 10-18-24
By: Bob Woodward
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Democracy or Else
- How to Save America in 10 Easy Steps
- By: Jon Favreau, Jon Lovett, Tommy Vietor, and others
- Narrated by: Jon Favreau, Jon Lovett, Tommy Vietor
- Length: 3 hrs and 15 mins
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If you’re looking to navigate the chaotic, dunce-infested waters of American politics, Democracy or Else is here to help you tackle what might be the greatest question of our time: How do you get involved in the political process and make a real difference without giving in to the sense of impending dread that hangs over our society like a nameless stench? Democracy or Else is a resource for everyone—from political junkies following every turn of the news cycle to young people getting ready to vote for the first time.
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Slightly longer podcast with great guests
- By Gregory Ritter on 07-13-24
By: Jon Favreau, and others
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The Art of Power
- My Story as America's First Woman Speaker of the House
- By: Nancy Pelosi
- Narrated by: Nancy Pelosi
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
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When, at age forty-six, Nancy Pelosi, mother of five, asked her youngest daughter if she should run for Congress, Alexandra Pelosi answered: “Mother, get a life!” And so Nancy did, and what a life it has been. In The Art of Power, Pelosi describes for the first time what it takes to make history—not only as the first woman to ascend to the most powerful legislative role in our nation, but to pass laws that would save lives and livelihoods, from the emergency rescue of the economy in 2008 to transforming health care.
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She is a natural at getting her caucus to agree on difficult. Votes
- By Amazon Customer on 08-11-24
By: Nancy Pelosi
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- Vivi
- 06-04-24
Bill is Sharp as ever
But I disliked the chapter on Trump. I’m just Sick of hearing about that evil man and his followers plus the book could have been longer… more chapters
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- Bill
- 06-24-24
off ramp for the civil war
I feel appreciative about the focus and conviction the author and his team put in to deliver perspective that both sides are struggling with enemies images of each other. In this time of conflict, emotional sobriety, empathy and compassion for the other person point of view rather than labels, name calling and diagnosis will allow us to emphasize the United in the United States of America 🇺🇸.
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- Curtis Bell
- 07-07-24
Balanced...although
I His frankness to call balls and strikes on both sides. I am not sure he gives religion a fair chance.
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- Michel J. Estime
- 07-25-24
Disagree to agree to agree to disagree
Although there were some to many things I might have disagreed with there there Ty were just as many things I agreed with and yalso points that changed my POV on many things . All while laughing at issues that were serious. Which I really appreciated. Great book. United we stand, Even if we may disagree.
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- Atonal
- 07-05-24
Funny and thought provoking
Bill reminds me of many important things while making me laugh. Get out of the news echo chamber and think about things with an open mind.
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- Phyllis
- 07-07-24
A Bit Repetitive
Overall, an enjoyable listen. However, after many hours and frequent repetition, it became somewhat tedious. Recommend the book but don’t expect fresh and exciting.
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- Stacy Chapman
- 07-23-24
Bill always gives it to us straight
This book was fantastic. If you are a fan of Real Time you will love this book. I love how he talks about unity and not making people with different political ideologies your enemy. It was so enjoyable to read something that made me laugh so much. A big fan of Bill, his show and this book.
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- Mattiedale
- 06-25-24
honest and refreshing
a refreshing book for whatever tribe you identify as. you don't have to everything but you do have to at least about it.
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- PAUL
- 06-28-24
bill at his tv best
Just a good book especially if you are a bill mahr fan...buy and enjoy
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- kubro
- 06-25-24
Mahervoulus
Bill Mahers Best. Loved it. Spot On. Every Time. He is prolific and perfect
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