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The hilarious and controversial host of HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher has written his funniest, most opinionated, and most necessary book ever—a brilliantly astute and acerbically funny vivisection of American life, politics, and culture.
Some of the smartest commentary about what’s happening in America is coming from a comedian—this comedian being Bill Maher. If you want to understand what’s wrong with this country, it turns out that one of the best informed and most thought-provoking analysts is this very funny pothead.
The book was inspired by the “editorial” Bill delivers at the end of each episode of Real Time. These editorials are direct-to-camera sermons about culture, politics, and what’s happening in the world. To put this book together, Maher reviewed more than a decade of his editorials, rewriting, reimagining, and updating them, and adding new material to speak exactly to the moment we’re in. Free speech, cops, drugs, race, religion, the generations, cancel culture, the parties, the media, show biz, romance, health—Maher covers it all. The result is a hugely entertaining work of commentary about American culture in the tradition of Mark Twain, Will Rogers, and H. L. Mencken.
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Bill Maher first came to national attention as the host of the hit program Politically Incorrect, in which he offered a combustible mixture of irreverence and acerbic humor that garnered him a loyal following. In his popular and long-running HBO television show, Real Time with Bill Maher, his reputation for being a hilarious provocateur continues. One particular segment of the show—"New Rules"—strikes a chord with viewers every week. In this collection, Maher brings these brilliantly conceived riffs to audio, along with some singularly Maher-ian "editorials".
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Hysterical!
- By Ron Green on 07-13-05
By: Bill Maher
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True Story
- A Comedy Novel
- By: Bill Maher
- Narrated by: Bill Maher
- Length: 2 hrs and 21 mins
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The place: New York. The time: the early 1980s. The scene: the red-hot comedy clubs, very late at night. The cast: five would-be stand-up comics, their egos, and their girls. The result: a downright hilarious novel about trying to be funny for fame, fortune, and fornication. This is Bill Maher's report from the front, a stageside table at the birth of the comedy boom. You'll laugh in all the right places.
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True story - lying description
- By Tony on 09-02-08
By: Bill Maher
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Political Incorrections
- Bill Maher's Best Opening Monologues from "Politically Incorrect"
- By: Bill Maher
- Narrated by: Bill Maher
- Length: 1 hr and 20 mins
- Abridged
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For everyone who's had their fill of politicians, TV trials and the daily events seen on the evening news, Simon & Schuster Audio offers some relief with this collection of the funniest opening monologues from Comedy Central's hit show, Politically Incorrect starring Bill Maher.
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Hardly any laughs
- By Geekeagle on 12-22-07
By: Bill Maher
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The Daily Show (the AudioBook)
- An Oral History as Told by Jon Stewart, the Correspondents, Staff and Guests
- By: Jon Stewart - foreword, Chris Smith
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman, Jay Snyder, Kevin T. Collins, and others
- Length: 16 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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This oral history takes the listener behind the curtain for all the show's highlights, from its origins as Comedy Central's underdog late-night program hosted by Craig Kilborn to Jon Stewart's long reign to Trevor Noah's succession, rising from a scrappy jester in the 24-hour political news cycle to become part of the beating heart of politics - a trusted source for not only comedy but also commentary, with a reputation for calling bullshit and an ability to effect real change in the world.
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Not narrated by the interviewees
- By Diana on 01-16-17
By: Jon Stewart - foreword, and others
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Burn Book
- A Tech Love Story
- By: Kara Swisher
- Narrated by: Kara Swisher
- Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
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Part memoir, part history, Burn Book is a necessary chronicle of tech’s most powerful players. This is the inside story we’ve all been waiting for about modern Silicon Valley and the biggest boom in wealth creation in the history of the world. When tech titans crowed that they would “move fast and break things,” Kara Swisher was moving faster and breaking news. While covering the explosion of the digital sector in the early 1990s, she developed a long track record of digging up and reporting the facts about this new world order.
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Let me save you 8 hours
- By Momx4 on 02-29-24
By: Kara Swisher
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The New New Rules
- A Funny Look at How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass
- By: Bill Maher
- Narrated by: Bill Maher
- Length: 4 hrs and 44 mins
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A follow-up to the New York Times best-selling The New Rules, The New New Rules delivers a series of hilarious, intelligent rants on everything from same-sex marriage to health care, from Republican agendas to celebrity meltdowns, with all the razor-sharp insight that has made Bill Maher one of the most influential comedic voices shaping the political debate today.
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Audio isn't the right format for this sort of book
- By Amanda on 12-06-11
By: Bill Maher
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New Rules
- Polite Musings from a Timid Observer
- By: Bill Maher
- Narrated by: Bill Maher
- Length: 2 hrs and 30 mins
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Bill Maher first came to national attention as the host of the hit program Politically Incorrect, in which he offered a combustible mixture of irreverence and acerbic humor that garnered him a loyal following. In his popular and long-running HBO television show, Real Time with Bill Maher, his reputation for being a hilarious provocateur continues. One particular segment of the show—"New Rules"—strikes a chord with viewers every week. In this collection, Maher brings these brilliantly conceived riffs to audio, along with some singularly Maher-ian "editorials".
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Hysterical!
- By Ron Green on 07-13-05
By: Bill Maher
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True Story
- A Comedy Novel
- By: Bill Maher
- Narrated by: Bill Maher
- Length: 2 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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The place: New York. The time: the early 1980s. The scene: the red-hot comedy clubs, very late at night. The cast: five would-be stand-up comics, their egos, and their girls. The result: a downright hilarious novel about trying to be funny for fame, fortune, and fornication. This is Bill Maher's report from the front, a stageside table at the birth of the comedy boom. You'll laugh in all the right places.
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True story - lying description
- By Tony on 09-02-08
By: Bill Maher
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Political Incorrections
- Bill Maher's Best Opening Monologues from "Politically Incorrect"
- By: Bill Maher
- Narrated by: Bill Maher
- Length: 1 hr and 20 mins
- Abridged
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For everyone who's had their fill of politicians, TV trials and the daily events seen on the evening news, Simon & Schuster Audio offers some relief with this collection of the funniest opening monologues from Comedy Central's hit show, Politically Incorrect starring Bill Maher.
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Hardly any laughs
- By Geekeagle on 12-22-07
By: Bill Maher
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The Daily Show (the AudioBook)
- An Oral History as Told by Jon Stewart, the Correspondents, Staff and Guests
- By: Jon Stewart - foreword, Chris Smith
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman, Jay Snyder, Kevin T. Collins, and others
- Length: 16 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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This oral history takes the listener behind the curtain for all the show's highlights, from its origins as Comedy Central's underdog late-night program hosted by Craig Kilborn to Jon Stewart's long reign to Trevor Noah's succession, rising from a scrappy jester in the 24-hour political news cycle to become part of the beating heart of politics - a trusted source for not only comedy but also commentary, with a reputation for calling bullshit and an ability to effect real change in the world.
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Not narrated by the interviewees
- By Diana on 01-16-17
By: Jon Stewart - foreword, and others
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Burn Book
- A Tech Love Story
- By: Kara Swisher
- Narrated by: Kara Swisher
- Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Part memoir, part history, Burn Book is a necessary chronicle of tech’s most powerful players. This is the inside story we’ve all been waiting for about modern Silicon Valley and the biggest boom in wealth creation in the history of the world. When tech titans crowed that they would “move fast and break things,” Kara Swisher was moving faster and breaking news. While covering the explosion of the digital sector in the early 1990s, she developed a long track record of digging up and reporting the facts about this new world order.
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Let me save you 8 hours
- By Momx4 on 02-29-24
By: Kara Swisher
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Is This Anything?
- By: Jerry Seinfeld
- Narrated by: Jerry Seinfeld
- Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
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Since his first performance at the legendary New York nightclub “Catch a Rising Star” as a 21-year-old college student in fall of 1975, Jerry Seinfeld has written his own material and saved everything. “Whenever I came up with a funny bit, whether it happened on a stage, in a conversation, or working it out on my preferred canvas, the big yellow legal pad, I kept it in one of those old school accordion folders,” Seinfeld writes. “So I have everything I thought was worth saving from 45 years of hacking away at this for all I was worth.”
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Joke, joke, joke. Boring, boring, boring.
- By ECMILLER on 10-11-20
By: Jerry Seinfeld
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Entrances and Exits
- By: Michael Richards, Jerry Seinfeld - foreword
- Narrated by: Michael Richards
- Length: 15 hrs and 14 mins
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The man who brought the kavorka to the Seinfeld show through one of the most remarkable and beloved television characters ever invented, Kramer, shares the extraordinary life of a comedy genius—the way he came into himself as an artist, the ups and downs as a human being, the road he has traveled in search of understanding.
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Simply amazing.
- By Norman Kent on 06-26-24
By: Michael Richards, and others
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Democracy or Else
- How to Save America in 10 Easy Steps
- By: Jon Favreau, Jon Lovett, Tommy Vietor, and others
- Narrated by: Jon Favreau, Jon Lovett, Tommy Vietor
- Length: 3 hrs and 15 mins
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If you’re looking to navigate the chaotic, dunce-infested waters of American politics, Democracy or Else is here to help you tackle what might be the greatest question of our time: How do you get involved in the political process and make a real difference without giving in to the sense of impending dread that hangs over our society like a nameless stench? Democracy or Else is a resource for everyone—from political junkies following every turn of the news cycle to young people getting ready to vote for the first time.
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Slightly longer podcast with great guests
- By Gregory Ritter on 07-13-24
By: Jon Favreau, and others
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Tucker
- By: Chadwick Moore
- Narrated by: Chadwick Moore
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
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For tens of millions of Americans, Tucker Carlson was long the only voice on cable news providing a counternarrative to establishment Washington and the mainstream press on the most important issues of our time: the Covid-19 vaccine, January 6, the Ukraine war, and even UFOs, just to name a few.
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A master class on living an ethical life.
- By Jason on 08-05-23
By: Chadwick Moore
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Merlin’s Tour of the Universe, Revised and Updated for the Twenty-First Century
- A Traveler’s Guide to Blue Moons and Black Holes, Mars, Stars, and Everything Far
- By: Neil deGrasse Tyson
- Narrated by: Jim Meskimen, André Santana, Bronson Pinchot, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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In Neil deGrasse Tyson’s delightful journey through the cosmos, his fictional character Merlin responds to popular questions asked by adults and children alike. Merlin, a timeless visitor from Planet Omniscia in the Andromeda Galaxy, has observed firsthand many of the major scientific events of Earth’s history.
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Learning to love Space
- By Tara Nichol on 02-15-25
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The Art of Power
- My Story as America's First Woman Speaker of the House
- By: Nancy Pelosi
- Narrated by: Nancy Pelosi
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
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When, at age forty-six, Nancy Pelosi, mother of five, asked her youngest daughter if she should run for Congress, Alexandra Pelosi answered: “Mother, get a life!” And so Nancy did, and what a life it has been. In The Art of Power, Pelosi describes for the first time what it takes to make history—not only as the first woman to ascend to the most powerful legislative role in our nation, but to pass laws that would save lives and livelihoods, from the emergency rescue of the economy in 2008 to transforming health care.
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She is a natural at getting her caucus to agree on difficult. Votes
- By Amazon Customer on 08-11-24
By: Nancy Pelosi
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Good Arguments
- How Debate Teaches Us to Listen and Be Heard
- By: Bo Seo
- Narrated by: Bo Seo
- Length: 10 hrs and 6 mins
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When Bo Seo was 8 years old, he and his family migrated from Korea to Australia. At the time, he did not speak English, and, unsurprisingly, struggled at school. But, then, in fifth grade, something happened to change his life: he discovered competitive debate. Immediately, he was hooked. It turned out, perhaps counterintuitively, that debating was the perfect activity for someone shy and unsure of himself. It became a way for Bo not only to find his voice, but to excel socially and academically. And he’s not the only one.
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Useful ideas, political though
- By Amazon Customer on 07-23-22
By: Bo Seo
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Dr. Katz: Dr. Katz Live
- By: Dr. Katz
- Narrated by: Dr. Katz
- Length: 1 hr and 6 mins
- Original Recording
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Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist was a wildly successful, innovative, and hilarious show on Comedy Central that ran for six seasons. In it, Jonathan Katz performed as the therapist to a host of big-name comics coming to terms with their neuroses. The amazing cast also included Laura Silverman and Jon Benjamin as regulars, and the show popularized the Squigglevision animation style. In January of 2008, a live version of Dr. Katz was staged with the original lineup and featured BJ Novak, Eugene Mirman, and Andy Kindler as the guest-star patients. This is the result.
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Love love love!!!
- By Anita T. Pisano on 07-03-23
By: Dr. Katz
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American Demon
- Eliot Ness and the Hunt for America's Jack the Ripper
- By: Daniel Stashower
- Narrated by: Will Damron
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
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On September 5th, 1934, a young beachcomber made a gruesome discovery on the shores of Cleveland’s Lake Erie: the lower half of a female torso, neatly severed at the waist. The victim, dubbed “The Lady of the Lake,” was only the first of a butcher’s dozen. Over the next four years, twelve more bodies would be scattered across the city. The bodies were dismembered with surgical precision and drained of blood. Some were beheaded while still alive.
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Not what I expected at all
- By Iceboxannie on 11-10-22
By: Daniel Stashower
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War
- By: Bob Woodward
- Narrated by: Robert Petkoff
- Length: 12 hrs and 15 mins
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Two-time Pulitzer Prize winner Bob Woodward tells the revelatory, behind-the-scenes story of three wars—Ukraine, the Middle East and the struggle for the American Presidency. War provides an unvarnished examination of the vice president as she tries to embrace the Biden legacy and policies while beginning to chart a path of her own as a presidential candidate.
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Draws Connections
- By Kyle on 10-18-24
By: Bob Woodward
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Age of Revolutions
- Progress and Backlash from 1600 to the Present
- By: Fareed Zakaria
- Narrated by: Fareed Zakaria
- Length: 13 hrs and 2 mins
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Populist rage, ideological fracture, economic and technological shocks, geopolitical dangers, and an international system studded with catastrophic risk—the early decades of the 21st century may be one of the most revolutionary periods in modern history. But they are not the first. Humans have lived, and thrived, through more than one great realignment. What makes an age a revolutionary one? And how do they end?
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A “Historical”, Neo-Liberal Defense of Biden
- By Timothy on 04-18-24
By: Fareed Zakaria
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Johnny Carson
- By: Henry Bushkin
- Narrated by: Josh Bloomberg
- Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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“Here’s Johnny!” Probably everyone in America knows the phrase, whether they watched every episode of The Tonight Show or none because they had to go to bed early on school nights. From 1962 to 1992, Johnny Carson and his Tonight Show dominated the American consciousness. Henry Bushkin was Carson’s best friend and lawyer during that period, and his book is a tautly rendered and remarkably nuanced portrait of Carson, revealing not only how he truly was, but why.
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The good, the bad and the ugly. A five star story of the king of late night
- By Richard A on 05-23-24
By: Henry Bushkin
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- Ed Mertens
- 06-09-24
an honest attempt at objective reporting on how he sees the US headed towards civil war
Please read or listen to what he has to say, it is worth your the time to hear.
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- Victor Omar Yanar
- 06-19-24
Honest, well researched and above all, funny
Back in 2010 while I was sitting in a grad school class, I found myself defending a little paper I wrote about the direction news was going, my worry about its opinionated direction vs factual discussion and bluntly, and proudly, stated that it was my prediction that news would get so toxic, people would not only lean into satirical news for the levity but for the honesty. Comedy is honesty and Bill Maher has been this steward of satire for decades. Years later, Bill reigns as a voice of clarity in the cacophony that is the current news world and this book adds to it.
This fantastic compilation of editorials over 20 years rings of foreshadowing, humor, well researched policy issues and a clarity of voice for our current state of affairs in the United States. It’s not just a great book, it’s a wake up call to think clearer, ask better questions, forgive more, listen harder and try to have a laugh, especially at our ourselves.
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- Sabrina
- 06-16-24
Best format for this!
I loved hearing Bill’s voice delivering the text of this wonderful compendium. I’m convinced that this book is best suited for the audiobook format. Great work!
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- lorianninnyc
- 06-17-24
Tell me why you hate him
I’ve looked for the bad in Bill about as much as I listen to him for the laughs. The man is on the nose about so many things. Yes, he can sound like grandpa, but he’s earned it. Seems like his editing team are there to guide him and they did a very good job of taking the edge off— his take in love throughout is surprising and refreshing. Good things in here. Funny. And entertainingly narrated. Four stars because there is always room for improvement. Let’s be real.
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- Rosalyn Mendez
- 06-19-24
Best book of 2020s so far on Politics 🇺🇸
Bill Maher is by far one of the most important mouth pieces of the 21st century! His always on the go humor and quick on his feet acumen makes this book a splendid read. if you want to understand America's mind set in the 21st century and the difference between woke, liberal and conservative, this is the book for you! A master class of not what to think, but how to think!
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- Wil D
- 06-10-24
Bill Maher Ready to Shock You with Wit and Wisdom,
Get ready to laugh out loud with Bill Maher's audiobook "What This Comedian Said Will Shock You"! Based on his famous Real Time editorials, Maher serves up a hilarious mix of stand-up comedy and commentary.
Prepare for a wild ride as he takes on everything from free speech to romance with his signature wit. Maher's insightful observations and humor will have you laughing and nodding along.
If you want a fun and thought-provoking listen, grab your headphones and let Maher guide you through the wild world of American culture. You'll laugh, think, and maybe even be surprised by what this comedian has to say!
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- Joselin
- 06-16-24
Great book more than expected
Love the narrative, centered and I laugh a lot even with serous topics. Amazing book
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- Roy Allen Bell
- 06-23-24
The REAL TRUTH
Great book with great, down the middle ideas that this country used to be able to agree on. If only everyone could hear this!
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- stan
- 07-05-24
History of politics and other things
I like the humor And the delivery. Bill is a great reader easy to listen to.
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- Steven K Ford
- 07-18-24
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the insight and balance and history and fun and humor and life and reality great
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