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Chase Danger
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Have you ever wondered what it's like to ground pound a princess? How about two?
Despite my average life, I always knew I was destined for something greater than being a plumber. So when the hunt for a missing princess in the sewers led me through a portal to a magic land, I didn't turn back. On the other side was a world full of sexy little fairy girls, desperate for the help of a hero. Among them, a beautiful royal fairy who needed my aid to save her kingdom from a fire-breathing dragon.
Both missions collide, along with our passion for one another. Two princesses to save? All in a day's work.
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- Narrated by: Erin Bateman, Ben Hart, Ellory Lane
- Length: 28 hrs and 46 mins
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Whether its saving a Princess(or three), driving across the the USA with some lovely companions, or following a bard on his adventures with mythical ladies, this collection is full of everything you want to listen to. This omnibus includes: The Portal, the Plumber, and the Princesses; Truck Drivin’ Hero; and Young, Dumb, and Full of Charisma.
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- By jonathan w. on 11-08-23
By: Chase Danger
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Truck Drivin’ Hero
- A Men’s Adventure Novel
- By: Chase Danger, Harem Lit
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman
- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
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Bill “Hero” Reynolds never expected to be the man who saved the world from an alien invasion. However, when a solar storm hits, his truck is the only one left on the road, and he’s recruited for a secret mission. He’s got a long way to go and a short time to get there. To make it on time, he’ll need help: an adrenaline junkie brunette, a feisty blonde sharpshooter, and a nerdy redheaded scientist. But as they drive America’s highways, an extraterrestrial sheriff and his dim-witted robot are hot on their trail, and they won’t rest until Hero and his crew are in jail.
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Hero
- By Nate on 05-20-22
By: Chase Danger, and others
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Rise of the Glass Cannon Mage: A System Reborn
- Rise of the Glass Cannon Mage, Book 1
- By: Atlas Kane
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Amber Lee Connors
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
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I was there when the Gaia System was first born. The changes were more than anyone could have dreamed of: magical powers, a stronger body, and a call to adventure. It should have been a paradise; gifted the ability to combine spells with my Meta Bracer, I should have had an easy climb to the top. Maybe it was just me, Jory Mitchels, previously middle management in a start-up from hell. The change was supposed to make life better for the humans of Earth, but something went wrong.
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It's okay but beware chapter 24 is very nsfw.
- By Dolores Gonzales on 11-15-21
By: Atlas Kane
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Privateer's Commission
- By: Randi Darren
- Narrated by: Rebecca Woods, Daniel Wisniewski
- Length: 11 hrs and 29 mins
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Ralph could be described as a rogue on a good day. A bad day involved a lot of cursing, calling him a pirate, or sometimes even having a shoot-out. It wasn't really his fault of course, or so he would have you believe. It was the fault of those who wanted to get in his way of making as much money as possible as a smuggler. His family had been gifted with a letter of marque for the Terran Confed, one that is inherited and has been passed down to him. Essentially, it gives him a lot of loopholes and ways through regulations to be a fantastic smuggler. Or as a legal pirate, a Privateer.
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I wanted to like it but it felt wrong.
- By The Boring New Dad on 04-08-25
By: Randi Darren
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Astral Odyssey
- By: Virgil Knightley, Jay Aury
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings, Jonathan Waters
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
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Dorian Hawke's daily routine was pretty straightforward. Wake up, pull his weight around the village, eat potatoes, go to bed. Not too shabby. Not very interesting, maybe, but it was honest work. Then a boat falls like a meteor from the sky. Next thing he knows, a gorgeous elf and stunning faun tell him that magical blood runs through his veins, and they need him to navigate their ship through space.
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Going on a trip in our favorite pirate ship. 🎶
- By DaynenMc on 05-12-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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Mortal Scorn
- By: A.V. Ray
- Narrated by: Kat Riley, Byron Ormond
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
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Connor Huntsson had a plan: build a home, marry his best friend, and make lots of babies. The house was easy—but the rest? Problematic. Getting into a brawl alongside the chieftain’s daughter might have been forgivable, but kidnapping a drunken king would lead to war. Armed with his inheritance and the truth of who he is, Connor still wants to live the life of a man. But to do that, he must first seek the powers of a god.
By: A.V. Ray
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The Chase Danger and Adventure Pack
- A Men's Adventure Omnibus
- By: Chase Danger
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman, Ben Hart, Ellory Lane
- Length: 28 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Whether its saving a Princess(or three), driving across the the USA with some lovely companions, or following a bard on his adventures with mythical ladies, this collection is full of everything you want to listen to. This omnibus includes: The Portal, the Plumber, and the Princesses; Truck Drivin’ Hero; and Young, Dumb, and Full of Charisma.
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Mc
- By jonathan w. on 11-08-23
By: Chase Danger
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Truck Drivin’ Hero
- A Men’s Adventure Novel
- By: Chase Danger, Harem Lit
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman
- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Bill “Hero” Reynolds never expected to be the man who saved the world from an alien invasion. However, when a solar storm hits, his truck is the only one left on the road, and he’s recruited for a secret mission. He’s got a long way to go and a short time to get there. To make it on time, he’ll need help: an adrenaline junkie brunette, a feisty blonde sharpshooter, and a nerdy redheaded scientist. But as they drive America’s highways, an extraterrestrial sheriff and his dim-witted robot are hot on their trail, and they won’t rest until Hero and his crew are in jail.
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Hero
- By Nate on 05-20-22
By: Chase Danger, and others
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Rise of the Glass Cannon Mage: A System Reborn
- Rise of the Glass Cannon Mage, Book 1
- By: Atlas Kane
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Amber Lee Connors
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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I was there when the Gaia System was first born. The changes were more than anyone could have dreamed of: magical powers, a stronger body, and a call to adventure. It should have been a paradise; gifted the ability to combine spells with my Meta Bracer, I should have had an easy climb to the top. Maybe it was just me, Jory Mitchels, previously middle management in a start-up from hell. The change was supposed to make life better for the humans of Earth, but something went wrong.
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It's okay but beware chapter 24 is very nsfw.
- By Dolores Gonzales on 11-15-21
By: Atlas Kane
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Privateer's Commission
- By: Randi Darren
- Narrated by: Rebecca Woods, Daniel Wisniewski
- Length: 11 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Ralph could be described as a rogue on a good day. A bad day involved a lot of cursing, calling him a pirate, or sometimes even having a shoot-out. It wasn't really his fault of course, or so he would have you believe. It was the fault of those who wanted to get in his way of making as much money as possible as a smuggler. His family had been gifted with a letter of marque for the Terran Confed, one that is inherited and has been passed down to him. Essentially, it gives him a lot of loopholes and ways through regulations to be a fantastic smuggler. Or as a legal pirate, a Privateer.
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I wanted to like it but it felt wrong.
- By The Boring New Dad on 04-08-25
By: Randi Darren
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Astral Odyssey
- By: Virgil Knightley, Jay Aury
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings, Jonathan Waters
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Dorian Hawke's daily routine was pretty straightforward. Wake up, pull his weight around the village, eat potatoes, go to bed. Not too shabby. Not very interesting, maybe, but it was honest work. Then a boat falls like a meteor from the sky. Next thing he knows, a gorgeous elf and stunning faun tell him that magical blood runs through his veins, and they need him to navigate their ship through space.
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Going on a trip in our favorite pirate ship. 🎶
- By DaynenMc on 05-12-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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Paths of Akashic
- Book 1: Initiation
- By: Bainin
- Narrated by: Adam Stubbs, Mia Fothergill
- Length: 17 hrs and 33 mins
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Alistair’s life is turned upside down when he is abruptly separated from his friends and family. As the universe slowly transforms and new laws take hold, everyone within his universe is cast into the trial—a crucible of survival and transformation. Before being set on his path, Alistair encounters a system avatar—a brief and enigmatic guide who offers little explanation, guidance, or aid before sending him and the rest of his universe into the unknown.
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Doesn’t stay focused
- By andrewK on 11-06-24
By: Bainin
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Mage of Waycross
- A Slice of Life Fantasy Adventure
- By: Jack Bryce
- Narrated by: Giancarlo Herrera, Hannah Schooner
- Length: 10 hrs and 41 mins
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A cozy home in a small town, a lake for fishing, and a few friendly neighbors — that's all Sean needs. And that’s exactly what he’s hoping to find in the quiet town of Waycross. But when he discovers a mysterious book in the attic of his new home, strange things start to happen. Strange and magical things.
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Meh, expecting ghost pepper, delivered a Bell..
- By AQUARIST40 on 02-15-25
By: Jack Bryce
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Dragons & Damsels
- By: Marvin Knight, Misty Vixen, Deacon Frost, and others
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Katana Jones, Melisandre Verte, and others
- Length: 30 hrs and 18 mins
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Welcome to Dragons & Damsels! Come, come, have a seat. We have a special treat for you. Look behind me—do you see those names on the wall? Yes, I see you recognize some of them. They've given me something wondrous, wondrous indeed. Right here in this tome are tales that are meant to excite, arouse, and sate a listener's soul with action, lust, and adventure.
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Holy compilation Batman!
- By Anonymous on 03-16-23
By: Marvin Knight, and others
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Monster Girl Haven
- By: Chase Danger, Jamie Hawke
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman
- Length: 7 hrs and 7 mins
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When Greg Hadder's mercenary company is tasked with finding a treasure with the power of immortality, he thinks it's a wild goose chase. That is until his brothers-in-arms are gunned down by a rival group, and he's left with nothing but his wits and his rifle to survive. Using maps and ancient artifacts, he must navigate traps and find his way to the center of the exotic island to harness the powers of the gods themselves. When he decides to stand his ground against the soldiers bent on stealing the elixir, he calls upon his new allies—a catgirl, a siren, and a lamia—to help him.
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An excellent one from Chase Danger, & Jamie Hawke!
- By CVL Kindle Customer on 06-15-22
By: Chase Danger, and others
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Maid for You
- A Lamia Romance for Men
- By: Virgil Knightley, Peter North
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins
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Arthur Cain was a hero to his city, the most accomplished and respected of the firefighters in his entire district. But when a call comes in from the so-called "Halfbreed Heights", the monsterfolk part of the city, Arthur's life gets flip-turned upside down.
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Prostitution with extra steps
- By Lostmidwesterner on 09-03-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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Master of the Monsterverse: Complete Omnibus (1-6)
- By: Jamie Hawke
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods, Tanner DeBruyne, and others
- Length: 40 hrs and 1 min
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If you fall into the latter category, you get me. There I was, simply working to program my visual novel and find my muse, when BAM! Monster girl in my closet. Needless to say, she changed my life. For the better at first, sure. But then there was the hunter, and the crazy lady who spoke of another world where the monsters live.
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Amazing
- By Barrett M Cleveland on 01-04-25
By: Jamie Hawke
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- Keith
- 05-06-22
A fun start
This was a fun and entertaining romp through the woods. As always, Erin Bateman did a fantastic job narrating. It was nice that the mc was a regular guy who went through a portal and stayed a regular guy as long as he could. Events and several women drag him along to start his journey. Yes, I'm being vague because you, the listener, need to go on the journey with the mc and not this review. The women are beautiful and purposely annoying, which is part of their character development. I will say that the ending is just the beginning of this adventure, and this book ALMOST serves as a prequel to the story to come.
P.S. There are some very sexy times in this book. You've been warned. Now go use that credit and listen to it.
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- D McGraw
- 05-08-22
Entertaining and fun
Well done. Well narrated. will be looking forward to the next in the series. You should buy this book.
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- Barrett M Cleveland
- 05-10-22
Fun story
Interesting take on Super Mario. Fun story and characters. I’d have to say it was pretty well thought out and written.
Great narration for all characters.
Definitely a fun listen/read.
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- Jake Anderson
- 06-17-24
I had to give 4 for story
this was an overall good book, I did like it, I just couldn't get over the failure of not using reverse physiology AT ALL!! I won't spoil anything, yall will read and understand. this really is a fun story in not quite Mario story way. it's spicy and does it well. the narration is great but suffers a little not being a dual l, but that is ok.
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- Nemesis
- 05-09-22
First book by Chase Danger; Did not disappoint!
This was my first book I've read by Chase Danger and it did not disappoint! I enjoyed the overall premise, the prior to portal experience didn't drag on forever as in some books, and the plot and storyline flowed at a good pace. The MC is likeable and the princesses and hand maidens build the story and aren't just eye candy...although they are that too don't get me wrong. Audio Version: I've never heard anything bad from Erin Bateman. Well done as always!
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- M B
- 05-11-22
A good story with potential for more
This was a fun take on the Super Mario idea. I will admit that while I knew it was part of their character development the attitudes of both of the princess gave me pause, but I am glad I got threw it because I did really enjoy this story. As for the narration, while it is my first time listening to Erin Bateman I was impressed how they were able to make each character feel unique and was able to keep me interested throughout the story. Overall I enjoyed this book and hope that there will be more in the future.
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- Scott
- 05-07-22
a blue collar man becomes a hero.
Fun story about a plumber using his trade to save a foreign land. Erin Bateman does a great performance once again.
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- nxt gen
- 05-14-22
Yes yes and yes
Wasn’t sure what to think when I first got into this but it got me hooked and I really hope I can get more
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- CVL Kindle Customer
- 06-04-22
Another fun adventure from Chase Danger!
I truly loved this adventure and highly recommend it to any Chase Danger fan! I dearly hope the story continues in another adventure.
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- Steven Dralle
- 05-10-22
a whimsical and sexy adventure
this story will finally explain why that red suited plumber kept going from castle to castle. Fun, Sexy, and at times silly
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