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Real Monsters Are Not Afraid to Wear Pink!
Dracula looks on in horror at the monster's duck pouting on Instagram: teen vampires glistening in the sun with fabulous hair, werewolves with hipster beards....
He decides enough is enough. He will salvage the monster image with the monsters of old, and remind the world that they are so much more than fantasy objects for teenage girls.
Standing in Dracula’s way to world domination, are the children of his old enemies who have grown up, well, a bit snowflakey.
The Apocalypse is upon us.
Good versus evil.
Monster versus monster.
It is this Wednesday.
Bring a packed lunch.
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- By Katherine on 04-09-13
By: Karen Chance
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John Dies at the End
- By: David Wong
- Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
- Length: 14 hrs and 17 mins
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STOP. You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. NO, don't put it down. It's too late. They're watching you. My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours. You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under the eye. The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why?
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Vulgar Funny. 4.95 Sale Win.
- By C Yohe on 11-19-12
By: David Wong
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Black Dog Blues
- The Kai Gracen Series, Book 1
- By: Rhys Ford
- Narrated by: Greg Tremblay
- Length: 8 hrs and 50 mins
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Ever since being part of the pot in a high-stakes poker game, elfin outcast Kai Gracen figures he used up his good karma when Dempsey, a human Stalker, won the hand and took him in. Following the violent merge of Earth and Underhill, the human and elfin races are left with a messy, monster-ridden world, and Stalkers are the only cavalry willing to ride to someone's rescue when something shadowy appears.
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Not the story for me.
- By Heather K (Dentist in my Spare Time) on 06-08-15
By: Rhys Ford
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Hellboy: Odder Jobs
- By: Frank Darabont, Christopher Golden
- Narrated by: Seth Podowitz
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
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Mike Mignola's award-winning series Hellboy has earned fans all over the world, among them some of the most respected horror, fantasy, and mystery novelists in the field as well as some of Hollywood's most talented writers and directors. Now a who's who list of these writers are drawn together to tell their own tales of Hellboy, to play with the characters and worlds Mignola has created. As part of Dark Horse's celebration of Hellboy in 2004, Christopher Golden has brought together a stellar array of talents.
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- By Christopher Hopper on 03-23-24
By: Frank Darabont, and others
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Mortality Bites: Publisher's Pack
- By: Ramy Vance
- Narrated by: Candace Thaxton
- Length: 12 hrs and 9 mins
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Katrina Darling’s only real friend has been murdered. And not just murdered - ritually sacrificed by a serial killer. Kat is sure more death will follow. She should know...she used to be the monster plunging the blade in. Trouble is, after 300 years of being a vampire, Kat has forgotten what it means to be human. One thing she does remember is that friends matter. Now she's determined to find whoever - or whatever - killed her friend before more victims surface. But just as the hunt begins, a mysterious young man discovers exactly what she was.
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Ugh
- By MsNing on 05-12-22
By: Ramy Vance
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Infernal Justice, Books 1-3
- Ethan Drake Series
- By: N.P. Martin
- Narrated by: Brian Wiggins
- Length: 24 hrs and 4 mins
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My name is Ethan Drake, and I’m a police detective. And I got plenty darkness to give. So does my partner, who’s a demon, and frankly, a royal pain in my ass. But occult investigators are in short supply in the PD, so what are you going to do? Anyway, we just caught a bodysnatching case that has the stench of occult workings all over it.
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It wasn't quite what I expected, it was better!
- By Snyckerdoodle on 09-22-21
By: N.P. Martin
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Histories
- A Quincy Harker, Demon Hunter Short Story Collection (Quincy Harker Collection)
- By: John G. Hartness
- Narrated by: James Anderson Foster
- Length: 4 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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An attack in the dark. The loss of a love. Waking up hung over in a ditch. These are the things that make a hero, especially if that hero is Quincy Harker, immortal wizard, snarky bastard, and general badass. Histories collects two short stories and one short novella giving a peek behind the curtain at the man, the myth, the legend that is Quincy Harker, as well as the origin story of one of his most popular cohorts, Jo Henry.
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Great for newcomers and Harker fans
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 10-11-22
By: John G. Hartness
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Quite Contrary
- By: Richard Roberts
- Narrated by: Amy Rubinate
- Length: 10 hrs and 27 mins
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The secret of having an adventure is getting lost. Who ever visited an enchanted kingdom or fell into a fairy tale without wandering into the woods first? Well, Mary is lost. Mary is lost in the story of Little Red Riding Hood, and that is a cruel and murderous story. She's put on the red hood and met the wolf. When she gives in to her wolf's temptations, she will die.
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Weird and disturbing book that I cannot unread
- By MommaOfTwoBusyBoys on 06-06-18
By: Richard Roberts
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Hellboy: Odd Jobs
- By: Christopher Golden
- Narrated by: Seth Podowitz
- Length: 8 hrs and 32 mins
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In 1994, Mike Mignola created one of the most unique and visually arresting comics series to ever see print: Hellboy. Tens of thousands have followed the exploits of the World's Greatest Paranormal Investigator in comics form and in prose. Now, fans of the comic can enjoy the world of Hellboy as seen through the eyes of some of the brightest creative lights in horror and mystery fiction.
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Extra stories for true fans
- By Daniel Wiffen on 07-24-21
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Disappearing Act
- A Host of Other Characters in 16 Short Stories
- By: Robert Sheehan
- Narrated by: Robert Sheehan
- Length: 7 hrs and 9 mins
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In his debut collection of short stories, Robert Sheehan disappears into characters, challenging the complacencies of everyday experience, often from entirely unexpected angles. Informed by the author’s peripatetic life, Disappearing Act reflects on the absurdity of human behaviour. Sheehan delves deep into his characters’ streams of self-talk and self-imposed delusions, exploring the dark impulses that lurk below the shiny surfaces of many outwardly normal lives.
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as strange as he is
- By DEKEY on 04-08-24
By: Robert Sheehan
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- Dakota Nikaido
- 05-23-23
Interesting story, but...
The story was an interesting concept, but the execution was not. It was written like a bad parody mixed with a screenplay. Too much telling and absolutely no showing. Definitely not my shot of whiskey.
Narrators did well. The voices could have been a little more distinct, but otherwise there was nothing bad.
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- Radar
- 06-09-23
Now we’re talking
Within this series, this one is soooo much better than the first couple. The jokes land well, and there is a lot more to the plot. Plus, you know, monsters. Whereas I think that some of the voices for the characters should have been different, it still comes over well. Dracula is still as evil as other incarnations, but surrounds himself with some stupid people. The rift between vampires and werewolves also comes across well here. Simon Carr hit the ball out of the park with this one. Once again, you should have some knowledge of previous books, as characters from them show up here, regardless of how hidden they try to be. Looking forward to the next.
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- Rayc
- 01-14-24
A good read.
Not my cup of tea really, this book has everything. Humour, action.
Should be a good read for anyone who likes humour.
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- Laura
- 01-06-22
Raucous Humor
This was my first experience with Simon Carr's work, and it was quite unexpected. I described this story as raucous humor because there were times that I found the humor to be over-the-top and almost deliberately offensive, but there were also some genuinely funny moments. The whole idea of writing a story where Dracula decided to make the world afraid of monsters was humorous; however, some of the language and described scenes were not always suitable for younger readers. Tim Alexander's narration was great and added entertainment to the story. I was given a free copy of the audiobook and I have voluntarily left this review.
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- BigT
- 02-12-22
Fun monster story
Who new monsters could be nice and combine together and this story is a fun story of people coming together
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- Nemesis
- 06-30-22
Vampires, werewolves, undead, and social media...
Simon Carr created a world much like our own, but with vampires, werewolves, and undead. Social media success and jealousy lead to betrayal and our story. Imagine werewolves in a Vidal Sassoon hair commercial for starters. Hilarious as always and I look forward to Simon's next story! Audio Version: Tim Alexander does a great job with the narration and his humor also shows in the final product.
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- DeeDeeW
- 06-18-22
TOO FUNNY MONSTERS!!
In a few words, this was freaking HILARIOUS. My 18 year old son and I have gone to listening to books while we take long car rides and walks together. We started this one a little bit back, but finally were able to finish on a car ride to pick berries Friday.
This is about some nice monsters, Dracula, and his not liking he's not the most popular monster. We have zombies, werewolves, the Kraken, vampires, and witches.
Simon Carr writes the funniest stuff, you must check this one and any other he does out ASAP.
Oh and the narration was TOO MUCH..
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