
The Trouble with Trying to Love a Hellion
Murder Sprees and Mute Decrees, Book 3
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Kevin Earlywine
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By:
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Jennifer Cody
About this listen
Edovard
Um… I was told I'm supposed to summarize my story here, but recently, I've learned that blurbs are hard, so I'm not sure what to say.
My name is Edovard Durand Folange. I'm twenty-seven years old from Fresno, California, and recently, I moved across the country to live with my new parents and brother. Oppa kills people for a living, Papa is his announcer guy, my brother is like his assistant, and I guess it turns out I'm the person the magic tells who needs to die—it's called being an Augur. I don't really know what that word means, but even though it's scary, I'm getting used to it.
It's nice to have a job, but Santanos (he's the Avatar of Evil) offered me a second job, and I'm really excited about that because I get to work with him and help him fix the minions. A lot of them aren't doing very well, so my second job is to make sure that everyone gets as much love as they need in their lives. Sometimes, that means killing people who are stealing all the love away from them. I guess maybe I'm a little evil, too, because I don't mind letting Oppa kill those people to save the minions.
The Trouble with Trying to Love a Hellion is a paranormal romance featuring a cinnamon roll narrator with more than the usual amount of love to give and a sultry incubus who happens to be the Avatar of Evil. If the minions are especially affectionate with the cinnabun, well, who can blame them when he's the best cuddler they've ever met?
Includes blood and viscera, someone dies because they call Edovard dumb, and Edovard accidentally creates a polycule, but that's ok because he's just making sure everyone gets enough love to be emotionally healthy.
Includes a bonus novella, The Adventure of Sterling Jones.
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- By: AJ Sherwood, Devon Vesper
- Narrated by: Max Meyers, Derek Prince
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
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Hi, I'm Kit. Immortal vampire and technomage extraordinaire. You know how it goes. For the record, I am absolutely not stalking my reincarnated husband. Okay, I am, but it's for his own good. And mine. Er, assuming I can somehow figure out how to tell him he's reincarnated and a mage, and we all live in a sentient library. Any thoughts on that? I'm currently taking suggestions. One thing's for sure. He's not dying on me again. Never again.
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I think I got a cavity
- By Minge&MurkinsMom on 08-17-24
By: AJ Sherwood, and others
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Fated Mates and How to Woo Them
- A Fated Mates Standalone
- By: AJ Sherwood
- Narrated by: Derek Prince
- Length: 4 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Chase is crazy busy behind the scenes at the fraternity get-together, so when an alumnus comes in, he just notes a hot man in his vicinity and goes right back to work. When Ronan gets hurt and Chase feeds him, Chase's reaction opens up a whole new world of possibilities. Ones that Ronan wants to explore. Is Chase compatible with vampires? Or could he possibly be something more?
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So cute
- By Liz Prosser on 04-10-24
By: AJ Sherwood
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Patience
- Damned Connections, Book 1
- By: Lark Taylor
- Narrated by: Will M. Watt, Dan Calley
- Length: 10 hrs and 28 mins
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Ferryman. The Grim Reaper. La Muerte. La Pelona. Shinigami. Charon. I've been called many names over the millennia, all thanks to my role in Hell—ferrying dead souls over the river Styx. Few know the demon behind the legend, how I came to be here, or the freedom I sacrificed to save the man I love.
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Quite literally couldn’t get enough
- By Lila Woods on 08-23-24
By: Lark Taylor
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A Fae Coin Transported Me into Another World and Now I'm the Gay Holy Maiden
- A Fortune Favors the Fae Standalone
- By: AJ Sherwood
- Narrated by: Zachary Zaba, Tor Thom
- Length: 11 hrs and 3 mins
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What happens when you fall and hit the webtoons trope tree? You get killed by Truck-kun, get transported to a fantasy world by a sentient Fae coin, and become the first gay holy maiden. Jake Alexander is Not Happy to be sure. Fortunately in Jake's case, part of the trope tree includes the gorgeous Duke of the North, Theon. And starting a business from scratch, which he's always wanted to do. And revitalizing his new country which is on the verge of collapse.
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Tor Narrates Like Reading a Bullet List
- By pdxBooks on 01-20-25
By: AJ Sherwood
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Catalyst
- Chain Reaction
- By: Aurora Crane
- Narrated by: J.F. Harding
- Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
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Detective Quinn Hughes doesn't have many regrets in life, but Sebastian Devlin is the biggest. As a cop and a defense lawyer, the deck was stacked against them to start with, but Quinn was the one who left a burning inferno behind him. Missing his chance with ex-Special Forces Commando Peyton Sinclair is a close second on his regrets list, but Quinn isn't going to ruin the happiness Peyton has found with fellow police officer Will McMahon for anything—not even a chance at his own happiness.
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Thrilling in more ways than one
- By Soippo on 05-24-25
By: Aurora Crane
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Here Be Dragons Boxed Set
- By: Louisa Masters
- Narrated by: Joel Leslie
- Length: 31 hrs and 48 mins
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The complete Here Be Dragons series by Louisa Masters in one must-listen collection. This box set includes: How to Date a Dragon—Prequel, Dragon Ever After—Book 1, The Professor's Dragon—Book 2, The Dragon Experiment—Book 3, and Conspiracy of Dragons—Book 4.
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amazing series
- By Kindle Customer M on 05-31-25
By: Louisa Masters
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How to Flirt with a Hellhound
- Hellhounds of Paradise Falls, Book 1
- By: Shannon Mae
- Narrated by: Iggy Toma, Alexander Cendese
- Length: 5 hrs and 51 mins
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Maybe I have an overactive imagination, but the hot guy next door totally gives off serial killer vibes. Why else would he know how long it takes to bleed out from a wound? Yeah, ok, so I asked, but it was research. Being an author definitely makes for some odd questions (someone had better clear my browser history when I die, that's all I'm saying). It's not like I'm stalking my hot neighbor or anything—there's nothing wrong with watching him out my window. Although I might have my own stalker (and not the cute harmless kind), which is kind of terrifying.
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Silly and fun
- By Jazmine on 02-05-25
By: Shannon Mae
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The Ashes of Ackonir
- By: Jennifer Cody
- Narrated by: Shannon Gunn, Jason Takumi Lee
- Length: 9 hrs and 49 mins
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Life beyond the walls of Eoam, the commune where my mother raised me, has never tempted me. My needs are fulfilled as long as I work, and if my life is full of more sorrow than most, it's because I was born for it. But even I have my limits, and when the people who've raised me do the unthinkable, I burn the walls down and walk away. My first steps away from the commune led me straight into the company of someone I barely knew existed. Edrick was once married to my mother, but the life she lived in the palace never touched me, and I was surprised when Edrick brought me there.
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Romantic porn angle didn't not working for me....
- By Shibumi on 05-06-25
By: Jennifer Cody
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Ghostridden
- By: E.J. Russell
- Narrated by: Greg Boudreaux
- Length: 5 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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When ghostwriter Maz Amani inherits a house from an uncle he’s never heard of, he offers heartfelt thanks to the universe, packs up his car, his cat, and his skepticism about mysterious uncles leaving all their worldly goods to unknown nephews, and high-tails it to a small town halfway to the Oregon coast. Anything would be better than week after week of couch surfing his way around Portland. Even if the alleged house is a rundown shack ridden with termites, spiders, and—shudder—rats, he’ll deal. Because hey, he owns a house!
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Cute but needed more
- By Wendy S Lewis on 06-06-25
By: E.J. Russell
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P.S. I Spook You
- By: S.E. Harmon
- Narrated by: Noah Michael Levine
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
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SSA Rain Christiansen used to be the agency's golden boy. It just takes one moment of weakness, one tiny paranormal sighting, and all of a sudden, he's the agency's embarrassment. His boss gives him one last chance to redeem himself - go down to Brickell Bay, play nice with the local police, and leave the ghost sightings behind. Rain is determined to do exactly that, even if it kills him. Cold-case Detective Daniel McKenna's latest investigation is going nowhere fast. Daniel is glad to finally have the FBI help his department requested, even if it does come in the form of his ex.
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Loved, loved, loved! Please just give me more!
- By Annika on 11-13-18
By: S.E. Harmon
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Passing Through Purgatory
- Passing Through Cafe, Book 1
- By: Nik Knight
- Narrated by: Michael Lesley
- Length: 12 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Recently graduated at twenty-six, and two months behind on rent, Oliver Barnes is desperate. So desperate, in fact, that he applies for a job in the Greed district of Hell's Pentagram. But when he misses his train and, subsequently, his job interview, he stumbles, instead, upon a strange little coffee shop in the middle of Purgatory's barren desert—and into an unexpected opportunity. It isn't the job he came to Hell for, but maybe it's exactly the job he needs.
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brillant beginning
- By Molly Otto on 06-06-25
By: Nik Knight
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Notalus: Lord of the South Wind
- Lords of the Wind, Book 1
- By: A.E. Via
- Narrated by: Troy Duran
- Length: 3 hrs and 32 mins
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After two thousand years of providing peace for his people, Notalus was ready to pass on his kingdom to his heir and live out the rest of his days gardening in his fields in the land of Autumn . . . alone. But the Gods had other plans for him. Notalus knew he should've stayed away from the Earth realm after Dustin Constus Hill—the handsome wolf and harvester for the Volkov pack-lands—had imprinted on his soul. Falling for such a divine mortal could not have come at a worse time.
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just boring
- By Fawkes on 02-22-24
By: A.E. Via
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Enemy Mine
- Westford Series, Book 1
- By: Davidson King
- Narrated by: John Solo, Alexander Cendese
- Length: 5 hrs and 28 mins
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Fred Brennan's father was a brutal man, both professionally and personally. When the kingpin died, Fred welcomed it, but not the brutal role he was thrust into. As a doctor, he's devoted his life to helping people. The last thing he wants is to fill his father's shoes, but after three years, he's no closer to offloading his dad's title onto someone else. As a mafia boss, he's forced to deal with the elite assassin organization, Lex Talionis . . . bringing him face to face with the man who runs it.
By: Davidson King
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A Mage's Guide to Human Familiars
- R'iyah Family Archives, Book 1
- By: AJ Sherwood
- Narrated by: Tim Paige, Michael Ferraiuolo, Greg Boudreaux
- Length: 10 hrs and 50 mins
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One mage: Bel Adams–part demon, gun shy about being rejected by one again, needs a familiar. One familiar: Nico di Rossi–Army Ranger, needs a change of pace and a new purpose in life, is a golden retriever in human form (though not literally). Plus one familiar: Garen Dallarosa–Secret Service, part gargoyle, needs his ex-lover Nico back.
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Finally good queer poly rep!
- By Amazon Customer on 07-14-22
By: AJ Sherwood
Good series
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This one confused me a little
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Fun!
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Super Sweet Followed by a Super Hilarious!
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An interesting twist to the storyline. I had to listen to it from start to finish in one go, I couldn’t put it down.
I like how our main character described and broke down and simplified all of the large complicated emotions of love. He made it just plain and simple.
Perfect choice for a narrator. I love how he gives each character such depth in the way he reads them.
Cheesy and Sweet
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Slightly Cringy
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