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The Paranormals, Volume 2
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Erik Schubach
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This Sucks is the second in the best-selling series of young adult novellas that follow three friends with paranormal powers as they graduate from school and start an odd jobs business together. Violet Parsons isn't your typical teenage girl. She hasn't been since an accident two years ago that almost cost her life. A little paranormal intervention changed her in ways she has kept hidden from even her closest friends. Along with her best friend, Cindy, she faces the possibility of being discovered and taken away from her life as she knows it, and possibly worse. Throw in a little teenage angst, and finding the love of her life, and Violet is in for the roller coaster ride of her life.
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Shelby Brooks learned she is a werewolf on the same night she learned that love and betrayal go hand in hand. She was 16. Now, going into her senior year in a new town, love is the last thing Shelby is looking for, but she finds herself irresistibly drawn to Kale, the son of an Alpha. As her heart slowly reopens to the possibility of happiness, threats mount, and her very presence brings mortal danger to Kale and his entire pack. Is her destiny to be a savior? Or a harbinger of death, as the Summer Omega prophecies foretell?
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A Hit All Around!
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By: JK Cooper
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Hold Me Closer Necromancer
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- Narrated by: Jonathan Todd Ross, Chris Sorensen
- Length: 10 hrs and 14 mins
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The riveting debut work from celebrated newcomer Lish McBride, Hold Me Closer, Necromancer drops a seemingly average boy into the adventure of a lifetime. Sam can’t complain about much, even if his job isn’t the most glamorous one around. But his world gets a whole lot more complicated when he crosses paths with Douglas, a necromancer who gets paid to raise the dead. Douglas thinks Sam might have the right touch for necromancing, and when this turns out to be all too true, Sam faces unimaginable dangers.
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I will love you all night long...
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By: Lish McBride
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Hex Hall: Hex Hall Series, Book 1
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- Narrated by: Cris Dukehart
- Length: 7 hrs and 7 mins
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On her 12th birthday, Sophie Mercer discovered that she was a witch. Three bumpy years later, after a prom-night spell gone horribly wrong, she's exiled to Hex Hall, an isolated reform school for wayward Prodigium, a.k.a. witches, faeries, and shapeshifters. By the end of her first day, Sophie has quite a scorecard: three powerful enemies who look like supermodels, a futile crush on a gorgeous warlock, a creepy tagalong ghost, and a new roommate who happens to be the most hated person and only vampire on campus.
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Great Start!
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By: Rachel Hawkins
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Cursed
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- Narrated by: Julie McKay
- Length: 10 hrs and 40 mins
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Someone is drugging the fairest of them all and hurting them in the dark corners of the forests around Port Mackenzie - shrouding the town in mystery and darkness. But nothing is as it seems. In the dark corners of the small town there is also a light, a cure to what ails the sick. But everything comes at a cost, a price that must be paid. Aimee James discovers that cost the moment she dies. She discovers there are worse things than dying. She finds herself cursed.
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can't even finish it
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By: Tara Brown
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The Lost Saint
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- By: Bree Despain
- Narrated by: Eileen Stevens
- Length: 9 hrs and 44 mins
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Grace Divine made the ultimate sacrifice to cure Daniel Kalbi. She gave her soul to the wolf to save him and lost her beloved mother. When Grace receives a haunting phone call from Jude, she knows what she must do. She must become a Hound of Heaven. Desparate to find Jude, Grace befriends Talbot - a newcomer to town who promises her that he can help her be a hero. But as the two grow closer, the wolf grows in Grace, and her relationship with Daniel begins to crumble.
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Riveting, Compelling Paranormal Romance Thriller!
- By Amazon Customer on 01-20-11
By: Bree Despain
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My Life as a White Trash Zombie
- By: Diana Rowland
- Narrated by: Allison McLemore
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
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Teenage delinquent Angel Crawford lives with her redneck father in the swamps of southern Louisiana. She's a high school dropout, addicted to drugs and alcohol, and has a police record a mile long. But when she's made into a zombie after a car crash, her addictions disappear, except for her all-consuming need to stay "alive".
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It's Not F**king Rocket Science
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By: Diana Rowland
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Kitty and The Midnight Hour
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- By: Carrie Vaughn
- Narrated by: Marguerite Gavin
- Length: 7 hrs and 1 min
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Kitty Norville is a midnight-shift DJ for a Denver radio station---and a werewolf in the closet. Sick of lame song requests, she accidentally starts "The Midnight Hour," a late-night advice show for the supernaturally disadvantaged. After desperate vampires, werewolves, and witches across the country begin calling in to share their woes, her new show is a raging success.
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BILL CLINTON WAS A WEREWOLF
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By: Carrie Vaughn
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Bear Necessities
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- By: Dana Marie Bell
- Narrated by: Samantha Cook
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
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Once a Bear sets his mind on a mission, it's best to stay out of his way. Alexander "Bunny" Bunsun is that Bear. Something's not right with his cousin Chloe, and he's come to Halle, PA, to sort it out, turn his Harley around and head home to Oregon. Until an enticing scent lures him into the local tattoo shop. There she is. An inked, Southern-drawled she-Wolf with lime-green hair. His perfect mate.
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Worth the wait.
- By Poppy on 04-25-17
By: Dana Marie Bell
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- zenabuff
- 11-25-16
This Series is just Awesome
Volume 2 of the Paranormals This Sucks follows Fleas in the series, and this is about a Dampher (which I most likely didn't spell right) but is a kind of living Vampire which maybe hard pressed to try and explain, just cool Vampire with no sun allergy and is nice not naughty. Or at least Erik's is in his new book This Sucks, though it's filled with fun teenage high-jinks that I found most amusing.
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- Kath
- 12-13-16
Cute
What did you love best about This Sucks?
The humor and the flow of the story
What other book might you compare This Sucks to and why?
Fleas, because it was also pretty good
Which character – as performed by Lori Prince – was your favorite?
Steph
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Definitely a yes
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