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The Case Files of Dr. Matilda Schmidt, Paranormal Psychologist
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Hollie Jackson
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Accused of stealing gold from an infamous Irish street gang, paranormal psychologist Matilda Schmidt will die in exactly five days if she doesn't cough it up - guilty or not. With minutes ticking away and her office overrun by a leprechaun who's loopier than he is lucky, Matilda makes a deal with a demigod - give him one night in her bed and he'll help her locate the missing gold.
But when Matilda's recent one-night stand shows up with inside information about the heist she's being framed for, she finds herself caught between a hit man and a demigod both offering to protect her - if they don't kill each other first.
If Matilda's luck doesn't change soon, death might be the only thing waiting for her at the end of the rainbow.
©2013 Cynthia St. Aubin (P)2016 Cynthia St. AubinListeners also enjoyed...
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Hollie Jackson is another favorite of mine, and I was stoked when I discovered that she was narrating this series. I love her voice and the emotion she puts behind her characters. She makes them come to life for me, and that's what I want in a story - to make me feel. To connect with the characters. She does that for me, to which I am grateful for.
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Unlucky
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Second, Holli's amazing talent brought all the characters to life. Listening to UNLUCKY, written by the wonderful author Cynthia St. Aubin was amazing, and what better way to spend a few hours listening and laughing throughout the story. Awesome, fantastic, funny. I wish I could go on and on describing how awesome this story is, but I recommended to buy the Kindle book and/or Audible Edition.
Fantastic!
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Love Cynthia St. Aubin!!!
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2: I loved this book so thought it best as a first listening experience!
3: I'm so happy I gave this a try! I'm not sure I'll be listening to a ton of books but this was a great experience!
***** Hearing the characters come to life in this series come to life was amazing! If you know the book you have a idea of what's to come and the humor is truly laugh out loud funny,if not be prepared to laugh!!!!!
Fall in love!
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Listen to this after work!!
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I have listened to the audio version of this book and loved it! Holly Jackson has done a fabulous job (as always) of bringing these characters to life. I'm looking forward to getting the rest of the series when they become available.
I purchased the complete series when it became available (Disordered: The Complete Case Files of Dr. Matilda schmidt Paranormal Psychologist)
I received the audio version from the author in exchange for an honest review.
Leprechauns...demi-gods...Oh, my!
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The characters were so fun yet lifelike. And Flick's full name....oh my stars, I spit my tea across my papers laughing. Julie, Matilda, Liam and Crixus are definitely my new go to book friends when I need a laugh. Thank you Cynthia for giving me this to listen to.
I laughed so much I almost made rainbow soup
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If you could sum up Unlucky in three words, what would they be?
Brilliant, Sexy, Funny!Who was your favorite character and why?
Orange Hair from Tato Mens are my absolute favorite characters. The idea of these bloodthirsty little spuds existing, and the language they use, is absolutely brilliant.What about Hollie Jackson’s performance did you like?
Hollie Jackson did a great job differentiating all the characters. Her impersonation of Flick and his cohorts had me laughing out loud. If Orange Hair had a voice, I imagine it would be similar to how she portrayed him.Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Yes. The story was the perfect length to run errands and complete a couple of chores around my house. The Audible app and length of the story allowed for that.Any additional comments?
I would highly recommend this, or any, of the books by Cynthia St. Aubin. Her creativity, along with Holly's reading, makes these stories a joy to listen to.Fantastic! Highly Recommend!
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Liam, Crixus and of course Matilda are all back for this book, with the addition of a few other characters that will have you laughing until you pee a little.
Hollie Jackson does a superb job of giving voices to Cynthia St. Aubin's cast of characters!
Watch out for the Tater Mens, they are a thing. And they'll get you.
The mix of paranormal and everyday life is great, and the humor that these book pack is out of this world.
I'm for sure going to be getting UnHoppy!
A blast to read!!
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Excellent and Entertaining
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