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Narrated by:
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Christopher Boucher
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Jessica Threet
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By:
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Logan Jacobs
About this listen
After leaving the army, I thought the hardest thing I’d face was the job market.
But then one night, my sister and I saved a beautiful blonde woman being attacked in an alley, and we discovered that magic was real. The supernatural was real.
Monsters are real.
Fortunately, I seem to have abilities that let me kill them easier than normal humans, and getting paid to kill monsters isn’t half bad.
Especially when it's a lot of money.
Disclaimer:
The protagonist has multiple love interests, and there are descriptive romantic scenes.
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No one knows why it started, but the monster invasion all began right here, in Heathen Row. Ever since, men all over the world have been on the menu. And women have been at the frontlines, hunting the predators. But in a world where women are over-armed, over-paid, and under-satiated, Chris Hart isn’t staying safe inside while the monsters come out to feast. He’s living a double life, and doing his damndest to make sure no scientists, corporations, or hired monster hunters find out about the powers he gained the night he came to Heathen Row.
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the story
- By Kindle Customer on 05-01-24
By: Logan Jacobs
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Resurrected as a Drow
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Ella Meruha, Evan Jordan
- Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins
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The women who summoned me are in dire need. Their House has been raided, their family decimated, and they are out for revenge. So, if I can help them get their vengeance, I could potentially be adopted by this House and increase my standing in this cutthroat world. And this group of beautifully evil priestesses will also need help making children to replenish their numbers.
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Wasn’t for me
- By TJ on 02-10-24
By: Logan Jacobs
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Evil Genius
- Becoming the Apex Supervillain
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet, Alex Perone, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
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Supervillains are murdering people in the streets, but yet superheroes are more concerned with gaining popularity than bringing the villains to justice. These villains think they are above the law and that nobody can stop them, but they never planned for me. I’ll murder every one of them with my powersuit, traps, and sidekicks. And if killing bad guys makes me a villain in the eyes of the heroes, well...I’ll destroy them too.
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I love the narrator's. No story.
- By JJ on 05-14-20
By: Logan Jacobs
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Dragons of Asgard
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 19 hrs and 39 mins
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My name is Volrath, and I am an Aesir of Asgard. I have no family name to speak of, but then I discovered I could tame, train, and breed the great dragons that are feared throughout Asgard. Now that I have this incredible power, it is my mission to scour the nine realms in search of more dragons to add to my menagerie. I am joined by a beautiful Light Elf and a powerful half-Valkyrie sorceress, and these women want to bind themselves to me and bear my children.
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I dislike reviewers who b**ch with“INCORRECT”facts
- By Cyprus Frost on 02-05-21
By: Logan Jacobs
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Skulduggery 1
- Building a Criminal Empire
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Rebecca Woods, Gabriel Michael
- Length: 9 hrs and 23 mins
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Lord of the Rings + Breaking Bad + The Sopranos = Skulduggery. It’s a world ruled by elves, and they have decided that alcohol and magic is illegal for all the other races. But I know how to make whiskey. In fact, that’s the easy part. Selling it under their noses and not getting caught and hung will be the hard part. I’ll need to build a crew, I’ll need to slit some throats, and I’ll need to be five steps ahead of our overlords. Wanna join me in building a criminal empire?
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A truly unreadable book
- By KindleCustomer on 09-01-20
By: Logan Jacobs
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Scholomance
- Scholomance, Book 1
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 11 hrs and 47 mins
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Cole is the most powerful witch to ever be born. Except, he’s a man, and there has never been a male witch. Now, Cole is stuck in the Devil’s Academy full of evil women who want to destroy him. To survive, he’ll have to perform a dark ritual that enslaves the beautiful witches to him. They’ll hate serving a man, of course, but that just makes the conquest over their bodies, minds, and souls that much sweeter.
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Lazy Writing and a Waste of Time
- By David Myers on 08-04-20
By: Logan Jacobs
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Welcome to Heathen Row
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: JD Tanner, Sierra Taft
- Length: 10 hrs and 22 mins
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No one knows why it started, but the monster invasion all began right here, in Heathen Row. Ever since, men all over the world have been on the menu. And women have been at the frontlines, hunting the predators. But in a world where women are over-armed, over-paid, and under-satiated, Chris Hart isn’t staying safe inside while the monsters come out to feast. He’s living a double life, and doing his damndest to make sure no scientists, corporations, or hired monster hunters find out about the powers he gained the night he came to Heathen Row.
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the story
- By Kindle Customer on 05-01-24
By: Logan Jacobs
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Resurrected as a Drow
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Ella Meruha, Evan Jordan
- Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins
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The women who summoned me are in dire need. Their House has been raided, their family decimated, and they are out for revenge. So, if I can help them get their vengeance, I could potentially be adopted by this House and increase my standing in this cutthroat world. And this group of beautifully evil priestesses will also need help making children to replenish their numbers.
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Wasn’t for me
- By TJ on 02-10-24
By: Logan Jacobs
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Evil Genius
- Becoming the Apex Supervillain
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet, Alex Perone, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Supervillains are murdering people in the streets, but yet superheroes are more concerned with gaining popularity than bringing the villains to justice. These villains think they are above the law and that nobody can stop them, but they never planned for me. I’ll murder every one of them with my powersuit, traps, and sidekicks. And if killing bad guys makes me a villain in the eyes of the heroes, well...I’ll destroy them too.
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I love the narrator's. No story.
- By JJ on 05-14-20
By: Logan Jacobs
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Dragons of Asgard
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 19 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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My name is Volrath, and I am an Aesir of Asgard. I have no family name to speak of, but then I discovered I could tame, train, and breed the great dragons that are feared throughout Asgard. Now that I have this incredible power, it is my mission to scour the nine realms in search of more dragons to add to my menagerie. I am joined by a beautiful Light Elf and a powerful half-Valkyrie sorceress, and these women want to bind themselves to me and bear my children.
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I dislike reviewers who b**ch with“INCORRECT”facts
- By Cyprus Frost on 02-05-21
By: Logan Jacobs
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Skulduggery 1
- Building a Criminal Empire
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Rebecca Woods, Gabriel Michael
- Length: 9 hrs and 23 mins
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Lord of the Rings + Breaking Bad + The Sopranos = Skulduggery. It’s a world ruled by elves, and they have decided that alcohol and magic is illegal for all the other races. But I know how to make whiskey. In fact, that’s the easy part. Selling it under their noses and not getting caught and hung will be the hard part. I’ll need to build a crew, I’ll need to slit some throats, and I’ll need to be five steps ahead of our overlords. Wanna join me in building a criminal empire?
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A truly unreadable book
- By KindleCustomer on 09-01-20
By: Logan Jacobs
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Scholomance
- Scholomance, Book 1
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 11 hrs and 47 mins
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Cole is the most powerful witch to ever be born. Except, he’s a man, and there has never been a male witch. Now, Cole is stuck in the Devil’s Academy full of evil women who want to destroy him. To survive, he’ll have to perform a dark ritual that enslaves the beautiful witches to him. They’ll hate serving a man, of course, but that just makes the conquest over their bodies, minds, and souls that much sweeter.
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Lazy Writing and a Waste of Time
- By David Myers on 08-04-20
By: Logan Jacobs
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Gun Mage
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Alex Perone, Marissa Parness
- Length: 8 hrs and 23 mins
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On January 1st, 2020, the comet hit, and a good chunk of the people on Earth died or turned into mutants. But some people gained powerful magical abilities. You would think that the fall of humankind would usher in a time of peace and happiness for the survivors, but since powerful people tend to be assholes, life got worse, and these mages enslaved those who couldn’t protect themselves. I have magic too, but not just any magic. I can summon guns, and nothing kills asshole mages better than a bullet through the brain.
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the deep breaths
- By Anonymous User on 02-14-20
By: Logan Jacobs
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Dragon's Justice
- By: Bruce Sentar
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet, Jack Douglas
- Length: 10 hrs
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Have you ever felt like there was something inside of you pushing your actions? A dormant beast, so to speak. I know it sounds crazy. But, that’s the best way I could describe how I’ve felt for a long time. I thought it was normal, some animal part of the human brain that lingered from evolution. But, this is the story of how I learned I wasn’t exactly human, and there was a world underneath our own where all the things that go bump in the night live. And, that my beast was very real indeed.
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Worst Dragon Ever
- By Chaz R. on 12-25-21
By: Bruce Sentar
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Court of the Shifter
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Brian Kozak, Charlie K James
- Length: 9 hrs and 34 mins
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One day, I was just a park ranger in Idaho. I liked my job, but my life wasn’t particularly exciting. Then I fell into an underground spring and landed in another world. A fantasy world full of vampires, shifters, and monsters. Turns out I’m the prophesied shifter who is destined to unite the different paranormal species by killing all my rivals, marrying and breeding with all of the noble firstborn daughters, and establishing my own kingdom.
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Pretty good nook one
- By bill on 11-19-24
By: Logan Jacobs
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Sire Wolf
- Werewolf Shifter, Book 1
- By: Troy Maverick
- Narrated by: Evan Jordan, Alyssa Poon
- Length: 5 hrs and 34 mins
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I understood I was an outcast, an introverted gamer nerd with a system of avoiding anything that breathed. But that was because I had a pretty horrid past, one involving wolves ripping through my parents at the dinner table when I was four. Much like what is happening right now… As I said, I have minimal experience socializing with people. But when a bunch of guys from school randomly decide to chase me down park lines and turn into a pack of wolves, I start to think that maybe my social skills aren’t the problem.
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I can’t
- By b on 06-08-23
By: Troy Maverick
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Metal Mage
- By: Eric Vall
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
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This magical world is about to have an industrial revolution. Get pulled from a life of 20th century boredom and thrust into a fantasy world. Find out there are a bunch of powerful monsters and evil wizards intent on killing everyone. Use new magical powers of earth and metal to craft awesome armor, swords, and guns. Kill the bad guys, become a hero, and have a harem of hot women.
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Couldn't listen anymore after 3 hours.
- By Michael on 06-15-19
By: Eric Vall
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Waifu Hero
- A LitRPG Fantasy
- By: Jace Cannon
- Narrated by: Giancarlo Herrera, Hannah Schooner
- Length: 16 hrs and 11 mins
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Titan wakes up in chains with a damsel to save and he’s somehow already at level two. Turns out, Titan made a pact with the Goddess of Time. With her time-stopping magic at his disposal, Titan frees Zelara, a deadly swordswoman with a magical parasite. He quickly learns that he can use Zelara’s parasite to cast spells... so if Titan wants to get stronger and discover the secrets of this world, he'll need more partners like Zelara.
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Very different
- By BiduscasMate on 05-03-24
By: Jace Cannon
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Sky Lord
- An Isekai Fantasy Adventure
- By: Jack Bryce
- Narrated by: Richard Brock, Raya Kane
- Length: 14 hrs and 27 mins
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The world of Skyhall awaits, unlocked by a mysterious inheritance from Jonathan’s eccentric, adventuring uncle. The threats are legion—dungeons, undead, wyverns, and beastfolk—but Jonathan has a unique class that will give him the power to expand and improve his own airship. In time, he will turn it into a veritable fortress and flying palace. Also, he won’t be going to Skyhall alone.
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straight up SIMP TRASH
- By CooJo on 10-01-24
By: Jack Bryce
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Hexblade Warlock
- Quintasia Academy, Book 1
- By: Jack Spry, Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Richard Brock, Raya Kane
- Length: 17 hrs and 18 mins
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Survive. It's all Seven can do. An outcast through no fault of his own, he's forced to work the hardest fields, do the jobs no one else wants to. So, when war comes to his land, he has no qualms enlisting. After all, his life can’t get any harder, can it?
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"You don't own me"...
- By GrimReaperD13 on 09-03-24
By: Jack Spry, and others
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Dragon Emperor
- Human to Dragon to God
- By: Eric Vall
- Narrated by: Alex Perone, Marissa Parness
- Length: 7 hrs and 28 mins
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Evan was just an average guy working as an EMT, but when he puts on an ancient dragon mask, he’s teleported to the magical world of Inati as a powerful black dragon. Now, he’ll have to save a beautiful priestess, rebuild a broken city, and fight a horde of zombie-like monsters led by an ancient demonic evil. If he wins, then the opportunity to build his powers, treasure horde, and empire will await him. If he loses, then his new friends will all suffer fates worse than death.
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Fastest Reader Ever
- By Lucas on 11-06-19
By: Eric Vall
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Magic's Mantle
- Ard's Oath, Book 1
- By: Bruce Sentar
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet, Chris Boucher
- Length: 15 hrs and 41 mins
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Arden was left in the village by a dying mage, who never returned. With no way out of the village on his own, he had always held onto the hope that one day his magic would awaken and give him access to his spheres. But he’s about to turn eighteen and it’s never come. Instead, he’s settled into his lot as a sarcastic and quick-witted innkeeper. That all changes one night when his old flame, who escaped the village to become a mage’s anchor, returns. Ard’s life is about to go through some dramatic changes, and he’s not ready for them.
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Great voice acting/terrible character
- By Jacob Kinghorn on 03-22-24
By: Bruce Sentar
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Arcane Merchant Omnibus, Books 1-3
- A Slice of Life Adventure
- By: Nick Noble
- Narrated by: Garrett Finlay, Erin Bateman
- Length: 20 hrs and 16 mins
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When I inherited my grandfather's magic shop, I wasn't exactly thrilled. I have plans, and inheriting a magic shop in a sleepy, mysterious little town isn't one of them. But when I discover a stunning girl named Elodie, with cat ears atop her head, working at the shop, I can't help but be intrigued. At first glance, I assume Elodie is just another pretty face working at my grandfather's magic shop. With her sleek hair, mesmerizing green eyes, and curves in all the right places, it's hard not to be distracted by her stunning appearance. But as I soon discover, there's much more to Elodie.
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10/10 highly recommend
- By Amazon Customer on 11-02-24
By: Nick Noble
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Science Fiction Harem Bundle
- A Men's Adventure Collection
- By: Tyler Bowman, Dan Raxor
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman, Matt Hicks, Gabriel Michael, and others
- Length: 32 hrs and 17 mins
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Go on the adventure of a lifetime with this boxed set from Dan Raxor and Tyler Bowman. When the galaxy is in peril, these heroes will do everything it takes to save the day. Full of vivid imagery, cunning and vicious opponents, deadly aliens, and gorgeous babes, this collection aims to immerse the listener in a sci-fi journey that won’t soon be forgotten.
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3 Awesome books.
- By DaynenMc on 04-24-24
By: Tyler Bowman, and others
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- Juliann Rich
- 02-15-24
good story
The story is fun and entertaining and i like the multiple voices for different characters.
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- The Story Adict
- 09-12-24
Such a Disappointment
So I original bought this series on audible here and liked it well enough I went to the authors web page and bought the next two books, and after listening to them I'm left with nothing disappointment. Over the years I've built a lot of tolerance for left leaning politics, but around book 3 when the characters start quoting Das Capital directly, continue to complain about a pseudo government agency only doing exactly what its stated job is I pulled the plug. I can only listen to people complain about how much the government isn't riding into the fix problems quiet evidently individuals are capable of solving themselves as that's the core of the story before I can't handle it anymore. Add to this suddenly everyone's bi, or gay, yeah? Mean i get the fey, that's kind of their mo, but the rest? Add to this the world building is surface level at best, like one layer thick and this causes numerous issues down the line. Like if lichan are so family bound, why have they not claimed territory to keep themselves safe? If Fey are so horrified by mix bloods why aren't they ending Fey that interbreed. If there are so many roaming bands of mercenaries than why haven't we run into any outside the main group? Where does the law enforcement get its money? Where the rulers and leaders of each community? Why aren't mages searching through every child to test for magical talent? And once you start asking those questions the whole thing falls apart.
Then we get into a lack of character development. Outside of "hey lets bang" there's nothing, three books and no one's changed a whisker. Add to this, there's a lot of telling not showing, the action scenes are boring and muddled, the plot is pretty predictable and well, you got a flob of a book series.
Final verdict, skip this series, on top of having to buy directly from the author its just not that good.
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- Anonymous User
- 05-28-24
Just no, more Woke/PC garbage.
Dear Simp/Woke author,
Look femboy, I'm sure I'm your own feminine mind this is some kind of fantasy but how could you call this a Harem book?
Just FYI for those who are going to read this:
1.) Men in the story are weak and the women have the power. No exception because even the Supposed MC is basically just a guy that has some fighting capability but his completely untrained sister is just as good of a fighter.
2.) Guess who all the people in charge are? only women yep that's right. It's a total vertical taco fest. And on top of that the MC is basically vulnerable to anything the women do.
3.) For a supernatural book it's not really supernatural... unless you're a chick... then you have powers.
4.) The plot is horrible, even if you disregard the plot holes basically all of the side characters and main characters are complete idiots. there's no critical deductions and common since is just a no.
5.) This is a very short book which in itself isn't bad but by chapter 15 and 2 hours left and the MC hasn't even touched a weapon and there's only been 3 battles... which btw the female characters are all better than him at everything.
the cringe meter for the club scene is off the scales.
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