-
Kill Monsters, Get Rich
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 8 hrs and 6 mins
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Buy for $19.95
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
Publisher's summary
After leaving the army, I thought the hardest thing I’d face was the job market.
But then one night, my sister and I saved a beautiful blonde woman being attacked in an alley, and we discovered that magic was real. The supernatural was real.
Monsters are real.
Fortunately, I seem to have abilities that let me kill them easier than normal humans, and getting paid to kill monsters isn’t half bad.
Especially when it's a lot of money.
Disclaimer:
The protagonist has multiple love interests, and there are descriptive romantic scenes.
Listeners also enjoyed...
-
Court of the Shifter
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Brian Kozak, Charlie K James
- Length: 9 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
One day, I was just a park ranger in Idaho. I liked my job, but my life wasn’t particularly exciting. Then I fell into an underground spring and landed in another world. A fantasy world full of vampires, shifters, and monsters. Turns out I’m the prophesied shifter who is destined to unite the different paranormal species by killing all my rivals, marrying and breeding with all of the noble firstborn daughters, and establishing my own kingdom.
-
-
Great story
- By Amazon Customer on 05-16-24
By: Logan Jacobs
-
Welcome to Heathen Row
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: JD Tanner, Sierra Taft
- Length: 10 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
No one knows why it started, but the monster invasion all began right here, in Heathen Row. Ever since, men all over the world have been on the menu. And women have been at the frontlines, hunting the predators. But in a world where women are over-armed, over-paid, and under-satiated, Chris Hart isn’t staying safe inside while the monsters come out to feast. He’s living a double life, and doing his damndest to make sure no scientists, corporations, or hired monster hunters find out about the powers he gained the night he came to Heathen Row.
-
-
the story
- By Kindle Customer on 05-01-24
By: Logan Jacobs
-
Capture, Evolve, Survive: Book 1
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
I guess you could call my latest job interview a success. I got hired, and it's way beyond my wildest dreams. The pay isn't great. And the hours are pretty much 24/7. But there's magic. And a portal to a fantasy world. Those kind of outweigh the negatives. At first, I thought I was just testing the latest VR survival RPG, but I'm starting to think this might not be a game after all. The monsters are definitely life-like and capable of carving me apart on their worst days. But on their best days, I make them mine.
-
-
The thesaurus is strong with this one
- By G. I. Morning on 07-21-24
By: Dante King
-
Resurrected as a Drow
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Ella Meruha, Evan Jordan
- Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The women who summoned me are in dire need. Their House has been raided, their family decimated, and they are out for revenge. So, if I can help them get their vengeance, I could potentially be adopted by this House and increase my standing in this cutthroat world. And this group of beautifully evil priestesses will also need help making children to replenish their numbers.
-
-
Wasn’t for me
- By TJ on 02-10-24
By: Logan Jacobs
-
Werewolf Knight
- By: Eric Vall
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Jack Douglas
- Length: 12 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A newcomer hath arrived from the faraway land of ‘New Jersey’ to our noble kingdom of Lupercalia. Hank Baker, chosen by the Moon Goddess Herself to serve as Her knight champion! Transported here across vast distances by Her blessing, Hank, alone among red-blooded commoners, possesses the gift of were-shifting to battle the endless hordes of monsters, recover the lost treasures of the realm, and bed the most comely womenfolk.
-
-
very fun and fast paced story
- By JJP on 02-26-24
By: Eric Vall
-
King of Superheroes
- By: Eric Vall
- Narrated by: Ella Meruha, Evan Jordan
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In a world where a fraction of the population activates a super power, I was just hoping for a semi-cool ability, something to get me out of my mundane job and life. Then, during my long-awaited activation, I unleashed not just one power, but multiple. Which was basically unheard of and meant I was something called an Omega. But the last Omega went crazy with power, so not everyone was welcoming when I showed up at the Super Academy in Miami.
-
-
Reminds me of The Incredibles
- By Kindle Customer on 08-10-24
By: Eric Vall
-
Court of the Shifter
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Brian Kozak, Charlie K James
- Length: 9 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
One day, I was just a park ranger in Idaho. I liked my job, but my life wasn’t particularly exciting. Then I fell into an underground spring and landed in another world. A fantasy world full of vampires, shifters, and monsters. Turns out I’m the prophesied shifter who is destined to unite the different paranormal species by killing all my rivals, marrying and breeding with all of the noble firstborn daughters, and establishing my own kingdom.
-
-
Great story
- By Amazon Customer on 05-16-24
By: Logan Jacobs
-
Welcome to Heathen Row
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: JD Tanner, Sierra Taft
- Length: 10 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
No one knows why it started, but the monster invasion all began right here, in Heathen Row. Ever since, men all over the world have been on the menu. And women have been at the frontlines, hunting the predators. But in a world where women are over-armed, over-paid, and under-satiated, Chris Hart isn’t staying safe inside while the monsters come out to feast. He’s living a double life, and doing his damndest to make sure no scientists, corporations, or hired monster hunters find out about the powers he gained the night he came to Heathen Row.
-
-
the story
- By Kindle Customer on 05-01-24
By: Logan Jacobs
-
Capture, Evolve, Survive: Book 1
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
I guess you could call my latest job interview a success. I got hired, and it's way beyond my wildest dreams. The pay isn't great. And the hours are pretty much 24/7. But there's magic. And a portal to a fantasy world. Those kind of outweigh the negatives. At first, I thought I was just testing the latest VR survival RPG, but I'm starting to think this might not be a game after all. The monsters are definitely life-like and capable of carving me apart on their worst days. But on their best days, I make them mine.
-
-
The thesaurus is strong with this one
- By G. I. Morning on 07-21-24
By: Dante King
-
Resurrected as a Drow
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Ella Meruha, Evan Jordan
- Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The women who summoned me are in dire need. Their House has been raided, their family decimated, and they are out for revenge. So, if I can help them get their vengeance, I could potentially be adopted by this House and increase my standing in this cutthroat world. And this group of beautifully evil priestesses will also need help making children to replenish their numbers.
-
-
Wasn’t for me
- By TJ on 02-10-24
By: Logan Jacobs
-
Werewolf Knight
- By: Eric Vall
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Jack Douglas
- Length: 12 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A newcomer hath arrived from the faraway land of ‘New Jersey’ to our noble kingdom of Lupercalia. Hank Baker, chosen by the Moon Goddess Herself to serve as Her knight champion! Transported here across vast distances by Her blessing, Hank, alone among red-blooded commoners, possesses the gift of were-shifting to battle the endless hordes of monsters, recover the lost treasures of the realm, and bed the most comely womenfolk.
-
-
very fun and fast paced story
- By JJP on 02-26-24
By: Eric Vall
-
King of Superheroes
- By: Eric Vall
- Narrated by: Ella Meruha, Evan Jordan
- Length: 7 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In a world where a fraction of the population activates a super power, I was just hoping for a semi-cool ability, something to get me out of my mundane job and life. Then, during my long-awaited activation, I unleashed not just one power, but multiple. Which was basically unheard of and meant I was something called an Omega. But the last Omega went crazy with power, so not everyone was welcoming when I showed up at the Super Academy in Miami.
-
-
Reminds me of The Incredibles
- By Kindle Customer on 08-10-24
By: Eric Vall
-
Magic Girls of Multiverse Inn
- A Reverse Portal Fantasy
- By: Eric Vall
- Narrated by: C.C. Thompson, JD Tanner
- Length: 10 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
No one ever said navigating a magical multiverse would be easy, though. The Grymm is a deadly place, where gorgeous women are bound to lives of servitude and salesmanship, and nothing is ever as innocent as it seems. But having a highly coveted Venturer’s badge on my chest sure seems to be my ticket to riches, glory, and exotic women with magic powers beyond my wildest dreams.
-
-
Unique concept for accessing the multiverse
- By bill on 10-29-24
By: Eric Vall
-
Fantasy World Mob Boss
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: C.C. Thompson, Jack Douglas
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
After my parents were murdered, I thought the most difficult things in my near future were to find their killer and take over my father’s gang. Well, I found the killer, but then the FBI had to get in the way. While running from the feds, I ended up falling through this portal and into another world with crazy creatures, monster-people, and magic. But there are things I’m familiar with. Like corruption. Like organized crime. Like beautiful women. And I think I could do pretty well for myself in this new world.
By: Logan Jacobs
-
Mana Knight
- Mana Knight, Book 1
- By: Morgan Ranger
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Thrust into a new world, Reed must act fast to survive and secure his place. He helps a few villagers, defeats a feral goblin, and then somehow absorbs mana from a legendary scroll. Reed can now learn magic—blazing fireballs, shield wards, and more. But it comes with a cost—a mission leading him to dangerous dungeons and treacherous mountains, to take the artifact to its tower and defeat a centuries-old demonic threat.
-
-
Fun story with some impressive narration
- By Mr. Lee on 09-20-24
By: Morgan Ranger
-
There's a Dungeon in My Basement Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Jack Smith, Anne Marie Lebeaur
- Length: 25 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
After the death of a grandfather he never knew, Caleb Holdstock inherits a mysterious mansion. The place needs a lot of work if its to be liveable, but the truly strange thing about it is what's in the basement. A doorway drawn in chalk. It seems harmless at first, until a midnight encounter with a silver-haired elf proves that this doorway is, in fact, the entrance to another world. With knowledge of a magical world beyond Earth, Caleb's life will never be the same again. And the best thing about it? He can travel back and forth freely.
-
-
Not My Cup of Tea...
- By Brad Marcum on 08-29-24
By: Dante King
-
Soulbound 1: A Haremlit Fantasy Adventure
- Soulbound, Book 1
- By: Cassius Lange
- Narrated by: Gabriel Michael, Jessica Threet
- Length: 15 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
After having kept my hands to myself for years, It's time to enjoy myself a bit as well with an enemy-turned-ally magician who is as smart as she is beautiful, a bar owner who can equally hold herself in a fight as much as with liquor, and the only other survivor other than myself, a golden-haired healer who's even more damaged than I am. Change looms behind Greystone's colossal walls as guilds vanish, arena fighters wind up dead, and whispers of a great war permeate the streets. My name is Cade, a man driven by vengeance, and I am going to bring it all down!
-
-
I just don't understand.
- By Bishop on 04-14-24
By: Cassius Lange
-
System Warrior
- A LitRPG Progression Fantasy
- By: Shane Hammond
- Narrated by: Christopher Harbour, Mandy McCullough
- Length: 16 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
My life took a turn I never expected on the day the world ended. Suddenly forced to fight in a bloody arena by a faceless System, I find the only way to survive is to win. I’m told that ten victories in the arena will give me my freedom, but if I’m going to get there, I’ll need a crack team of hardened allies to fight with me. What I got instead was a bratty college girl with a jealousy streak, a momma’s boy roommate who now inhabits the body of a piglet, and a devastatingly gorgeous teacher whose sword is as sharp as her tongue.
-
-
DNF...I tried, but just can't...
- By Roy on 04-29-24
By: Shane Hammond
-
Tribe Master Publisher's Pack 1
- Tribe Master, Books 1-3
- By: Noah Layton
- Narrated by: Alex Matthews, Erin Bateman
- Length: 22 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Build a tribe. Kill monsters. Bed beautiful women. Become a master. After passing through a portal, test pilot Jack Hawthorne finds himself in the mysterious land of Agraria. It has everything in abundance–beautiful women, plentiful resources, and more than a few things that want to kill him. Now Jack must build his own tribe from the ground up if he wants to have a chance at surviving–and begin working towards the creation of his very own empire.
-
-
Overall worth it
- By Nick Shearman on 04-13-24
By: Noah Layton
-
Mythos University, Book 1
- By: Alan Moria
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Length: 11 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The Revelation: A name given to an event that, five years ago, changed the world forever. In a single day, humanity discovered that not only were they not alone, but they were not exactly at the top of the food chain. Living in the shadows for millennia, supernaturals now had no choice but to finally come into the light. Because of the fury of a mad god, humans and supernaturals now had to learn to coexist side by side for the first time in living memory. With the revelation that magic was not only real but far more common than fairy tales led them to believe, a new society had to be born.
-
-
Good but...
- By CC on 05-03-24
By: Alan Moria
-
Coven King 1
- By: Virgil Knightley, Edgar Riggs
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Logan Morrison always fought for everything he had, but it never was much. Growing up truly alone did that to you. One day, when taking on an extra tutoring gig to help out a cute chick with a quirky name, she ends up bringing him back to her place. Cool, right? Well, the next morning, Logan wakes up in chains and comes to learn that Cherry Cola is one beautiful and unhinged monster girl member out of three in a small Fresco City witch coven. Their plans for him? Servitude.
-
-
the best narration I've ever heard
- By CooJo on 08-30-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
-
Dormitory Demon
- Slayer Academy, Book 1
- By: Kirk Mason
- Narrated by: Tom North, Savannah Thomas
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Life as a blacksmith’s son was simple. Hammer steel, make deliveries, and court the cute baker down the street. My respectable future lay before me. Then, I was attacked by a giant monster. I had to fight for my life, and I won. Something awakened in me that day, something kept hidden by my father. It gave me strength, speed, and other secret powers. Before he could explain, a fist pounded on the door. It was the Knights of Elsara! Or, as the common folk called them, slayers.
-
-
Good book
- By Blake Agnew on 09-27-24
By: Kirk Mason
-
Arena Road
- A Reverse Portal Fantasy
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Evan Jordan, Sierra Taft
- Length: 13 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
I became a trucker to bring some travel and adventure into my days, but I never expected my classic rig would change my life so entirely. Then old Spitfire drove us through a mysterious portal to a cutthroat and perilous world. Here, women warriors are owned by backers and pitted against one another in high-stakes arenas, and they’re not just fighting for glory. They’re fighting for lots and lots of riches. The only way to get my hands on my fair share is to duel a backer, kill him, and gain all his women warriors and possessions.
-
-
Arena Road is a very solid and well written book.
- By Amazon Customer on 01-25-24
By: Logan Jacobs
-
Legend to Farmer
- A Slice of Life Fantasy
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Daryl Mayfield, Jess Trepanier
- Length: 10 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Valdis Wolfbane is renowned through the lands for his physical prowess and mighty conquests, but he's willing to give it all up to purchase a farm and settle down.
Exchanging a sword for a plow, he's set on turning the dilapidated farm into something he can live off for the rest of his peaceful life.
What he didn't bet on was finding love after all these years of fighting. Now that he has the time, he's about to discover that two is better than one... and three makes for a life well lived.
-
-
The author is in love with his own over flowery prose
- By Gitchel on 03-19-24
By: Dante King
Related to this topic
-
Project Hail Mary
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 16 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission - and if he fails, humanity and the Earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.
-
-
Bazinga
- By Davidgonzalezsr on 05-04-21
By: Andy Weir
-
Wynonna Earp
- Tales from Purgatory
- By: Emily Andras
- Narrated by: Melanie Scrofano, Tim Rozon, Dom Provost-Chalkley, and others
- Length: 4 hrs
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Saddle up and join Wynonna Earp on an immersive new audio adventure in the gritty supernatural world of Purgatory. This Audible Original invites you deeper into the Weird West to follow Wynonna Earp (Melanie Scrofano), as she embarks on her craziest adventure yet: riding off into the sunset with her soulmate, Doc Holliday (Tim Rozon)—yes ... that Doc Holliday. Brace yourself for more wise-cracking demon hunters, earth-shattering revelations and all the genre-blending action you've come to expect from the cult hit TV series.
-
-
Happy #Earper ☺️
- By Kate Skidmore on 10-17-24
By: Emily Andras
-
Starter Villain
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 8 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits.
-
-
Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
- By C. White on 09-19-23
By: John Scalzi
-
The Martian
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
-
-
I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
- By L. Newman on 01-11-20
By: Andy Weir
-
Constituent Service
- A Third District Story
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Amber Benson
- Length: 2 hrs and 30 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Ashley Perrin is fresh out of college and starting a job as a community liaison for the Third District–the city’s only sector with more alien residents than humans. Ashley’s barely found where the paper clips are kept when she’s beset with constituent complaints–from too much noise at the Annual Lupidian Celebration Parade to a trip-and-fall chicken to a very particular type of alien hornet that threatens the very city itself. And if that’s not terrifying enough, Ashley is next up at the office karaoke night.
-
-
What a silly and sweet quick listen!
- By Geoffrey Christian on 10-08-24
By: John Scalzi
-
Temporal
- By: Julian Simpson, Richard MacLean Smith, Bec Boey, and others
- Narrated by: Nicola Walker, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Jessie Mei Li, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In the not-too-distant future, a 21-member crew launches from Earth. Their mission: to establish a temporary colony on Mars. Little do they know that colony will become permanent–and the last stand of the human race. Because, without warning, every single person left on Earth simply...vanishes. Now, a thousand years later, the resources needed to sustain life are running out, and the very existence of the Mars colony is threatened. Humankind has only one option–to return to its home planet.
-
-
It was ok.
- By Cregg Terasa on 08-06-24
By: Julian Simpson, and others
-
Project Hail Mary
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 16 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission - and if he fails, humanity and the Earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.
-
-
Bazinga
- By Davidgonzalezsr on 05-04-21
By: Andy Weir
-
Wynonna Earp
- Tales from Purgatory
- By: Emily Andras
- Narrated by: Melanie Scrofano, Tim Rozon, Dom Provost-Chalkley, and others
- Length: 4 hrs
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Saddle up and join Wynonna Earp on an immersive new audio adventure in the gritty supernatural world of Purgatory. This Audible Original invites you deeper into the Weird West to follow Wynonna Earp (Melanie Scrofano), as she embarks on her craziest adventure yet: riding off into the sunset with her soulmate, Doc Holliday (Tim Rozon)—yes ... that Doc Holliday. Brace yourself for more wise-cracking demon hunters, earth-shattering revelations and all the genre-blending action you've come to expect from the cult hit TV series.
-
-
Happy #Earper ☺️
- By Kate Skidmore on 10-17-24
By: Emily Andras
-
Starter Villain
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 8 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits.
-
-
Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
- By C. White on 09-19-23
By: John Scalzi
-
The Martian
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
-
-
I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
- By L. Newman on 01-11-20
By: Andy Weir
-
Constituent Service
- A Third District Story
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Amber Benson
- Length: 2 hrs and 30 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Ashley Perrin is fresh out of college and starting a job as a community liaison for the Third District–the city’s only sector with more alien residents than humans. Ashley’s barely found where the paper clips are kept when she’s beset with constituent complaints–from too much noise at the Annual Lupidian Celebration Parade to a trip-and-fall chicken to a very particular type of alien hornet that threatens the very city itself. And if that’s not terrifying enough, Ashley is next up at the office karaoke night.
-
-
What a silly and sweet quick listen!
- By Geoffrey Christian on 10-08-24
By: John Scalzi
-
Temporal
- By: Julian Simpson, Richard MacLean Smith, Bec Boey, and others
- Narrated by: Nicola Walker, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Jessie Mei Li, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 26 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In the not-too-distant future, a 21-member crew launches from Earth. Their mission: to establish a temporary colony on Mars. Little do they know that colony will become permanent–and the last stand of the human race. Because, without warning, every single person left on Earth simply...vanishes. Now, a thousand years later, the resources needed to sustain life are running out, and the very existence of the Mars colony is threatened. Humankind has only one option–to return to its home planet.
-
-
It was ok.
- By Cregg Terasa on 08-06-24
By: Julian Simpson, and others
People who viewed this also viewed...
-
Welcome to Heathen Row
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: JD Tanner, Sierra Taft
- Length: 10 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
No one knows why it started, but the monster invasion all began right here, in Heathen Row. Ever since, men all over the world have been on the menu. And women have been at the frontlines, hunting the predators. But in a world where women are over-armed, over-paid, and under-satiated, Chris Hart isn’t staying safe inside while the monsters come out to feast. He’s living a double life, and doing his damndest to make sure no scientists, corporations, or hired monster hunters find out about the powers he gained the night he came to Heathen Row.
-
-
the story
- By Kindle Customer on 05-01-24
By: Logan Jacobs
-
Scholomance
- Scholomance, Book 1
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 11 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Cole is the most powerful witch to ever be born. Except, he’s a man, and there has never been a male witch. Now, Cole is stuck in the Devil’s Academy full of evil women who want to destroy him. To survive, he’ll have to perform a dark ritual that enslaves the beautiful witches to him. They’ll hate serving a man, of course, but that just makes the conquest over their bodies, minds, and souls that much sweeter.
-
-
Lazy Writing and a Waste of Time
- By David Myers on 08-04-20
By: Logan Jacobs
-
Resurrected as a Drow
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Ella Meruha, Evan Jordan
- Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The women who summoned me are in dire need. Their House has been raided, their family decimated, and they are out for revenge. So, if I can help them get their vengeance, I could potentially be adopted by this House and increase my standing in this cutthroat world. And this group of beautifully evil priestesses will also need help making children to replenish their numbers.
-
-
Wasn’t for me
- By TJ on 02-10-24
By: Logan Jacobs
-
Gun Mage
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Alex Perone, Marissa Parness
- Length: 8 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
On January 1st, 2020, the comet hit, and a good chunk of the people on Earth died or turned into mutants. But some people gained powerful magical abilities. You would think that the fall of humankind would usher in a time of peace and happiness for the survivors, but since powerful people tend to be assholes, life got worse, and these mages enslaved those who couldn’t protect themselves. I have magic too, but not just any magic. I can summon guns, and nothing kills asshole mages better than a bullet through the brain.
-
-
the deep breaths
- By Anonymous User on 02-14-20
By: Logan Jacobs
-
Evil Genius
- Becoming the Apex Supervillain
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet, Alex Perone, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Supervillains are murdering people in the streets, but yet superheroes are more concerned with gaining popularity than bringing the villains to justice. These villains think they are above the law and that nobody can stop them, but they never planned for me. I’ll murder every one of them with my powersuit, traps, and sidekicks. And if killing bad guys makes me a villain in the eyes of the heroes, well...I’ll destroy them too.
-
-
I love the narrator's. No story.
- By JJ on 05-14-20
By: Logan Jacobs
-
Metal Mage
- By: Eric Vall
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
This magical world is about to have an industrial revolution. Get pulled from a life of 20th century boredom and thrust into a fantasy world. Find out there are a bunch of powerful monsters and evil wizards intent on killing everyone. Use new magical powers of earth and metal to craft awesome armor, swords, and guns. Kill the bad guys, become a hero, and have a harem of hot women.
-
-
Couldn't listen anymore after 3 hours.
- By Michael on 06-15-19
By: Eric Vall
-
Welcome to Heathen Row
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: JD Tanner, Sierra Taft
- Length: 10 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
No one knows why it started, but the monster invasion all began right here, in Heathen Row. Ever since, men all over the world have been on the menu. And women have been at the frontlines, hunting the predators. But in a world where women are over-armed, over-paid, and under-satiated, Chris Hart isn’t staying safe inside while the monsters come out to feast. He’s living a double life, and doing his damndest to make sure no scientists, corporations, or hired monster hunters find out about the powers he gained the night he came to Heathen Row.
-
-
the story
- By Kindle Customer on 05-01-24
By: Logan Jacobs
-
Scholomance
- Scholomance, Book 1
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 11 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Cole is the most powerful witch to ever be born. Except, he’s a man, and there has never been a male witch. Now, Cole is stuck in the Devil’s Academy full of evil women who want to destroy him. To survive, he’ll have to perform a dark ritual that enslaves the beautiful witches to him. They’ll hate serving a man, of course, but that just makes the conquest over their bodies, minds, and souls that much sweeter.
-
-
Lazy Writing and a Waste of Time
- By David Myers on 08-04-20
By: Logan Jacobs
-
Resurrected as a Drow
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Ella Meruha, Evan Jordan
- Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The women who summoned me are in dire need. Their House has been raided, their family decimated, and they are out for revenge. So, if I can help them get their vengeance, I could potentially be adopted by this House and increase my standing in this cutthroat world. And this group of beautifully evil priestesses will also need help making children to replenish their numbers.
-
-
Wasn’t for me
- By TJ on 02-10-24
By: Logan Jacobs
-
Gun Mage
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Alex Perone, Marissa Parness
- Length: 8 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
On January 1st, 2020, the comet hit, and a good chunk of the people on Earth died or turned into mutants. But some people gained powerful magical abilities. You would think that the fall of humankind would usher in a time of peace and happiness for the survivors, but since powerful people tend to be assholes, life got worse, and these mages enslaved those who couldn’t protect themselves. I have magic too, but not just any magic. I can summon guns, and nothing kills asshole mages better than a bullet through the brain.
-
-
the deep breaths
- By Anonymous User on 02-14-20
By: Logan Jacobs
-
Evil Genius
- Becoming the Apex Supervillain
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet, Alex Perone, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Supervillains are murdering people in the streets, but yet superheroes are more concerned with gaining popularity than bringing the villains to justice. These villains think they are above the law and that nobody can stop them, but they never planned for me. I’ll murder every one of them with my powersuit, traps, and sidekicks. And if killing bad guys makes me a villain in the eyes of the heroes, well...I’ll destroy them too.
-
-
I love the narrator's. No story.
- By JJ on 05-14-20
By: Logan Jacobs
-
Metal Mage
- By: Eric Vall
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
This magical world is about to have an industrial revolution. Get pulled from a life of 20th century boredom and thrust into a fantasy world. Find out there are a bunch of powerful monsters and evil wizards intent on killing everyone. Use new magical powers of earth and metal to craft awesome armor, swords, and guns. Kill the bad guys, become a hero, and have a harem of hot women.
-
-
Couldn't listen anymore after 3 hours.
- By Michael on 06-15-19
By: Eric Vall
-
Skulduggery 1
- Building a Criminal Empire
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Rebecca Woods, Gabriel Michael
- Length: 9 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Lord of the Rings + Breaking Bad + The Sopranos = Skulduggery. It’s a world ruled by elves, and they have decided that alcohol and magic is illegal for all the other races. But I know how to make whiskey. In fact, that’s the easy part. Selling it under their noses and not getting caught and hung will be the hard part. I’ll need to build a crew, I’ll need to slit some throats, and I’ll need to be five steps ahead of our overlords. Wanna join me in building a criminal empire?
-
-
A truly unreadable book
- By KindleCustomer on 09-01-20
By: Logan Jacobs
-
Making Monster Girls
- For Science!
- By: Eric Vall
- Narrated by: Alex Perone, Marissa Parness
- Length: 10 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
They call me mad, but I don’t see anything wrong with using science to create the perfect monster girl. They call me insane, but I just want to live my life with a harem of beautiful cat-girls, bear-girls, fox-girls, snake-girls, and...well, pretty much any type of monster girl. They call me a megalomaniac, but why wouldn’t any red blooded man want to make cute babies with all these beautiful monster girls? They call me evil, but they just don’t realize that I’d destroy anyone who tries to harm my monster girls.
-
-
Decent "popcorn flick" audiobook, mediocre writing
- By Milksteak on 04-13-20
By: Eric Vall
-
Sky Lord
- An Isekai Fantasy Adventure
- By: Jack Bryce
- Narrated by: Richard Brock, Raya Kane
- Length: 14 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The world of Skyhall awaits, unlocked by a mysterious inheritance from Jonathan’s eccentric, adventuring uncle. The threats are legion—dungeons, undead, wyverns, and beastfolk—but Jonathan has a unique class that will give him the power to expand and improve his own airship. In time, he will turn it into a veritable fortress and flying palace. Also, he won’t be going to Skyhall alone.
-
-
straight up SIMP TRASH
- By CooJo on 10-01-24
By: Jack Bryce
-
Court of the Shifter
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Brian Kozak, Charlie K James
- Length: 9 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
One day, I was just a park ranger in Idaho. I liked my job, but my life wasn’t particularly exciting. Then I fell into an underground spring and landed in another world. A fantasy world full of vampires, shifters, and monsters. Turns out I’m the prophesied shifter who is destined to unite the different paranormal species by killing all my rivals, marrying and breeding with all of the noble firstborn daughters, and establishing my own kingdom.
-
-
Great story
- By Amazon Customer on 05-16-24
By: Logan Jacobs
-
Arcane Merchant Omnibus, Books 1-3
- A Slice of Life Adventure
- By: Nick Noble
- Narrated by: Garrett Finlay, Erin Bateman
- Length: 20 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When I inherited my grandfather's magic shop, I wasn't exactly thrilled. I have plans, and inheriting a magic shop in a sleepy, mysterious little town isn't one of them. But when I discover a stunning girl named Elodie, with cat ears atop her head, working at the shop, I can't help but be intrigued. At first glance, I assume Elodie is just another pretty face working at my grandfather's magic shop. With her sleek hair, mesmerizing green eyes, and curves in all the right places, it's hard not to be distracted by her stunning appearance. But as I soon discover, there's much more to Elodie.
-
-
10/10 highly recommend
- By Amazon Customer on 11-02-24
By: Nick Noble
-
Dragons of Asgard
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 19 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
My name is Volrath, and I am an Aesir of Asgard. I have no family name to speak of, but then I discovered I could tame, train, and breed the great dragons that are feared throughout Asgard. Now that I have this incredible power, it is my mission to scour the nine realms in search of more dragons to add to my menagerie. I am joined by a beautiful Light Elf and a powerful half-Valkyrie sorceress, and these women want to bind themselves to me and bear my children.
-
-
I dislike reviewers who b**ch with“INCORRECT”facts
- By Cyprus Frost on 02-05-21
By: Logan Jacobs
-
Succubus Lord
- By: Eric Vall
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 9 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
"Dude! It finally came!" My roommate barely withheld his excitement as he barreled into the living room of our apartment with a package in his hand. "Check it out, Jacob." He smiled as he tore at the brown paper surrounding his purchase. As he ripped the covering off the package, bits and pieces scattered all across the floor of the living room like confetti. For a second, I thought about lecturing Todd about not making a mess of our apartment, but who was I kidding? This place was already a shithole. At least some half-assed confetti would make it feel a little livelier.
-
-
Fun first book
- By r1se on 05-30-19
By: Eric Vall
-
Arena
- By: Logan Jacobs
- Narrated by: Joshua Story
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When the aliens came down and told us they’d enslave all of the human race if we didn’t send our bigliest warrior to participate in their arena death games, I laughed at them. It was really funny because they obviously didn’t know who they were dealing with. Know what I mean? Then they said they would pick the greatest warrior, and they picked Marc Havak. He seemed like such an average guy, but he was a true-blue American. He even worked as a truck driver! That’s the kind of good guy we want defending us from aliens.
-
-
he really did a great job
- By Jason Lavelle on 02-18-19
By: Logan Jacobs
-
Capture, Evolve, Survive: Book 1
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
I guess you could call my latest job interview a success. I got hired, and it's way beyond my wildest dreams. The pay isn't great. And the hours are pretty much 24/7. But there's magic. And a portal to a fantasy world. Those kind of outweigh the negatives. At first, I thought I was just testing the latest VR survival RPG, but I'm starting to think this might not be a game after all. The monsters are definitely life-like and capable of carving me apart on their worst days. But on their best days, I make them mine.
-
-
The thesaurus is strong with this one
- By G. I. Morning on 07-21-24
By: Dante King
-
Sire Wolf
- Werewolf Shifter, Book 1
- By: Troy Maverick
- Narrated by: Evan Jordan, Alyssa Poon
- Length: 5 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
I understood I was an outcast, an introverted gamer nerd with a system of avoiding anything that breathed. But that was because I had a pretty horrid past, one involving wolves ripping through my parents at the dinner table when I was four. Much like what is happening right now… As I said, I have minimal experience socializing with people. But when a bunch of guys from school randomly decide to chase me down park lines and turn into a pack of wolves, I start to think that maybe my social skills aren’t the problem.
-
-
I can’t
- By b on 06-08-23
By: Troy Maverick
-
Master of Swords
- A LitRPG Progression Fantasy
- By: Marcus Sloss, Hunter Dane
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon
- Length: 11 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
To face down an unstoppable evil, each kingdom of Occida bound the soul of a young woman to their realm’s most powerful weapons. But the enemy’s final act of treachery teleports away the mythical devices, along with the souls trapped inside them.
-
-
good world building
- By Randy on 09-18-24
By: Marcus Sloss, and others
-
After the End 1
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings, Jonathan Waters
- Length: 10 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The Splinter came, and the world ended. Ryne Miller woke up five hundred years later. Now, all alone and with no one he knew left alive, he chances across humans among the concrete wilderness. And these aren't people like him. No, these are stone-age like tribespeople—three women whose tribe has been slaughtered by a Great Beast. They seek a Chieftain. One who can lead them into glory. One who can harness the power of the crystals and its magic-giving mists.
-
-
Started ok
- By No one important on 04-21-24
By: Dante King
What listeners say about Kill Monsters, Get Rich
Average customer ratingsReviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Juliann Rich
- 02-15-24
good story
The story is fun and entertaining and i like the multiple voices for different characters.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- The Story Adict
- 09-12-24
Such a Disappointment
So I original bought this series on audible here and liked it well enough I went to the authors web page and bought the next two books, and after listening to them I'm left with nothing disappointment. Over the years I've built a lot of tolerance for left leaning politics, but around book 3 when the characters start quoting Das Capital directly, continue to complain about a pseudo government agency only doing exactly what its stated job is I pulled the plug. I can only listen to people complain about how much the government isn't riding into the fix problems quiet evidently individuals are capable of solving themselves as that's the core of the story before I can't handle it anymore. Add to this suddenly everyone's bi, or gay, yeah? Mean i get the fey, that's kind of their mo, but the rest? Add to this the world building is surface level at best, like one layer thick and this causes numerous issues down the line. Like if lichan are so family bound, why have they not claimed territory to keep themselves safe? If Fey are so horrified by mix bloods why aren't they ending Fey that interbreed. If there are so many roaming bands of mercenaries than why haven't we run into any outside the main group? Where does the law enforcement get its money? Where the rulers and leaders of each community? Why aren't mages searching through every child to test for magical talent? And once you start asking those questions the whole thing falls apart.
Then we get into a lack of character development. Outside of "hey lets bang" there's nothing, three books and no one's changed a whisker. Add to this, there's a lot of telling not showing, the action scenes are boring and muddled, the plot is pretty predictable and well, you got a flob of a book series.
Final verdict, skip this series, on top of having to buy directly from the author its just not that good.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
1 person found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Anonymous User
- 05-28-24
Just no, more Woke/PC garbage.
Dear Simp/Woke author,
Look femboy, I'm sure I'm your own feminine mind this is some kind of fantasy but how could you call this a Harem book?
Just FYI for those who are going to read this:
1.) Men in the story are weak and the women have the power. No exception because even the Supposed MC is basically just a guy that has some fighting capability but his completely untrained sister is just as good of a fighter.
2.) Guess who all the people in charge are? only women yep that's right. It's a total vertical taco fest. And on top of that the MC is basically vulnerable to anything the women do.
3.) For a supernatural book it's not really supernatural... unless you're a chick... then you have powers.
4.) The plot is horrible, even if you disregard the plot holes basically all of the side characters and main characters are complete idiots. there's no critical deductions and common since is just a no.
5.) This is a very short book which in itself isn't bad but by chapter 15 and 2 hours left and the MC hasn't even touched a weapon and there's only been 3 battles... which btw the female characters are all better than him at everything.
the cringe meter for the club scene is off the scales.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
2 people found this helpful