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- Length: 9 hrs and 14 mins
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Publisher's summary
I treat eating pancakes on patios like it’s a personality trait.
Brunch is my jam. I like the beach, shopping, carbs, and reading naughty books on the train during my commute. I wear pink. Lots of it. If Tinder were an olympic sport, I’d take home the gold. I can rock stilettos like they’re a pair of Nike joggers. I’m basically a basic bitch.
I’m in the prime of my life. I’ve got my dream job as the head of marketing at a sex toy company, and I’ve been steadily dating myself for the better half of the last decade. I’m 30, flirty, and thriving, dammit.
Or at least I was, until some fucker had the audacity to turn me into a vampire.
I don’t do blood and doom and gloom. I sure as hell don’t like sleeping in a coffin, avoiding garlic bread, and these ridiculous vamp politics. And don’t get me started on Diego. He’s vampire royalty and a pain in my ass. A very sexy pain in the ass. When he’s not driving me crazy with all his rules, he’s turning my panties into Niagara falls.
I absolutely refuse to live the rest of my immortal life in some wannabe '90s grunge music video.
This sucks!
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Here to Stay
- A Workplace Romance
- By: Adriana Herrera
- Narrated by: Carmen Vine, Sean Crisden
- Length: 9 hrs and 38 mins
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Julia del Mar Ortiz is not having the best year. She moved to Dallas with her boyfriend, who ended up ditching her and running back to New York after only a few weeks. Left with a massive - by NYC standards, anyway - apartment and a car lease in the scorching Texas heat, Julia is struggling...except that’s not completely true. Running the charitable foundation of one of the most iconic high fashion department stores in the world is serious #lifegoals.
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Just ok
- By AudioBookHoe on 08-28-20
By: Adriana Herrera
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Finding Mr. Wrong
- By: Joanne Schwehm, A. M. Madden
- Narrated by: Lexie Richmond, C.A. Sorensen
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
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So there I was, on a stage with two other men, being asked ridiculous questions by a woman I couldn't see, but whose voice made my pants tighten - and not around my ankles. Before I knew what was happening, I'd signed up for six weeks in paradise, isolated on an island for 42 days with a complete stranger. And when I finally laid eyes on the sexy brunette who belonged to that voice, a part of me thought this wouldn't be so bad.
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It’s meh
- By Emma the Mizfit on 10-30-18
By: Joanne Schwehm, and others
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The Big Alpha in Town
- By: Eve Langlais, Milly Taiden, Kate Baxter
- Narrated by: Lauren Sweet
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
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Meeting his mate should have been cause for celebration. There's just one teeny-tiny problem. Jade thinks Ark might have impregnated her sister. He didn't, but convincing Jade is going to take a bit of honey. Keir's been told to stop playing the field and settle down. But his sights have always been set on Ally. She's his mate, plain and simple. Gorgeous wood nymph Mia Oliver is on a mission: Find a suitable male to get her good 'n' pregnant and provide her with an heir.
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Awesome stories.
- By Mary on 06-04-18
By: Eve Langlais, and others
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Dark Room
- A Society X Novel
- By: Heidi McLaughlin, L. P. Dover
- Narrated by: Emily Devereux, James Kavanaugh
- Length: 5 hrs and 56 mins
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The rules of Society X are simple...break them and you're out. The Dark Room is the only place you can live out your fantasies and no one will ever know it's you. For Parker, what started out as a business transaction has turned into an addiction. For Mia, it's been a chance to discover who she truly is. What happens in the dark will have you begging for more...
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Review: Dark Room by Heidi McLaughlin & L.P. Dover
- By Robert Zimmermann on 02-03-17
By: Heidi McLaughlin, and others
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The Dragon's Tattoo: A Dragon Shifter Romance
- Bluewater Coast, Book 1
- By: Roxie Ray
- Narrated by: Sierra Kline, Gregory Kellen
- Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
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Anthony was my best friend and the first boy I ever kissed. The first boy I ever loved. I always thought we would be together. Then, he left town, and I never heard from him again. Now, there’s a new doctor at the hospital in the department where I work, and I can’t believe who it is. It’s Anthony.
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1/2 way through and BORING!
- By Amazon Customer on 03-31-21
By: Roxie Ray
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Royally Entangled: A Reverse Harem Fantasy
- Her Royal Harem Series, Book 1
- By: Catherine Banks
- Narrated by: Melissa Moran
- Length: 7 hrs and 20 mins
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Ending a war makes her a savior to some... but a target to others. Video-gamer Jolie Bernardo hadn't planned on ending a war when she moved to Jinla, but fate stepped in and thrust her into the path of four sexy princes. Now her dream to make a name for herself in the video game community is threatened, as Others are out for her blood. When the four princes of Jinla inadvertently forge a bond with her, it draws and binds them to one another. Unfortunately for them, it now means abandoning their chances of pursuing females to focus on keeping her alive.
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Sorry but not a fan
- By S.Crawford on 10-21-18
By: Catherine Banks
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Anaconda
- By: Lauren Landish
- Narrated by: Shannon Gunn, Brooke Hayden
- Length: 6 hrs and 57 mins
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Football star and Internet sensation Gavin "Anaconda" Adams is the biggest celebrity our little town has ever seen. But I had no idea who he was when I accidentally walked in on him naked. I was shocked, seeing all of him, a cocky grin on his face. I didn't know what to do. So I ran. No matter what I do, I can't get that image out of my head. To make matters worse, Gavin wants a date with me.
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PLEASE GET SOMEONE NEW TO READ THIS BOOK
- By Beth Oge on 09-28-18
By: Lauren Landish
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Inked
- By: Lauren Landish, Willow Winters
- Narrated by: J.F. Harding, Holly Chandler
- Length: 5 hrs and 24 mins
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One look, and panties drop. One night, and they're ready to marry me. Too bad I'm not interested in anything more than a taste. Until I'm tempted by Little Miss Goody-Two-Shoes. She's a good girl, the kind I want to possess, dominate, ruin. No one's ever told me no, and I'm not about to let it stop me now.
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How is this so highly rated?
- By Michelle on 01-17-18
By: Lauren Landish, and others
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Knocked Up
- Crazy Love, Book 2
- By: Stacey Lynn
- Narrated by: Pippa Jayne, John Lane
- Length: 7 hrs and 3 mins
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For the first time in my life, I'm living for myself - not for my parents and their ridiculous expectations. I gave up on my MBA, dropped out of the Ivy League, and moved to Portland to pursue my dream of becoming an artist. And what's the first thing I do? Get knocked up. For a tatted-up sex god, Braxton Henley seems way too eager to "be there for me". Is this guy serious? Maybe. He sure is patient. Because he won't back down until I admit what I know in my heart: that our one-night stand might've led me to the one.
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Wonderful
- By Dawn on 11-13-18
By: Stacey Lynn
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Accidentally on Purpose
- By: L. D. Davis
- Narrated by: Serena Daniels
- Length: 9 hrs and 31 mins
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When Emmy sleeps with Kyle after a night of drinking, she quickly tries to put the mistake behind her. When the duo is snowed in together over a long weekend, Emmy begins to discover there is more to Kyle than his mean-spirited behavior. Unfortunately, Kyle has a steady girlfriend he is unwilling to break up with. Moving on and putting that long weekend behind her, Emmy starts dating attorney Luke Kessler. Luke treats Emmy with kindness, reverence, and loves her unconditionally. He is everything Emmy should ever want in a man - sexy, intelligent, successful, and funny, with strong family bonds.
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Another Winner for Me!
- By Jordy ♡♡♡♡ on 06-10-13
By: L. D. Davis
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Arrogant Fiancé
- By: Melissa Jane, T.L. Smith
- Narrated by: Felicity Hart, Biff Summers
- Length: 5 hrs and 31 mins
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He wasn't meant to be on my radar; he was definitely the off-limits guy. My brother's best friend, my friend's ex, but most of all he was my boss. Hawk Carnage resembled one thing, and one thing only. Sex. He used it, he knew it, he lived it. Hawk owned the largest lingerie company in the world, and I was his leading lady. In business. But now business and friendship were about to be crossed. The lines blurred, and I was ready to dip my toes in the forbidden water.
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✫✫ 3.75 - 4 Stars ✫✫
- By ❤️Cyndi Marie❤️🎧Audiobook Addicts🎧 on 05-07-18
By: Melissa Jane, and others
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Friction
- By: L.D. Davis
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Christian Fox, Samantha Prescott
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
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Noa was trampled and nearly killed by hundreds of horny female fans at a concert of a band she didn't even like, but Alden, the bad boy lead singer of the band, saved her from the trampling tramps. Alden is used to getting what he wants, especially women, but Noa can't stand the cocky, pelvic thrusting rock star.
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Couldn't Finish
- By LW on 07-29-16
By: L.D. Davis
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Santori
- By: Maris Black
- Narrated by: J.F. Harding
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
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Michael Kage Santori has just inherited a thriving hotel and millions of dollars. He’s poised to become an MMA champion. Things couldn’t be better between him and his college boy lover, Jamie Atwood - especially in the bedroom, where Jamie is more than eager to let Kage take out his aggressions on him. Kage seems to have it all, but success and happiness have come at a steep price. After all of the childhood trauma he endured at the hands of his controlling uncle, Peter Santori, it’s a miracle Kage has any shred of sanity left. And now, because of him, Jamie is a murderer.
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Oddly constructed but compelling serial installment
- By Cranky Reader on 04-13-19
By: Maris Black
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The Wallflower
- Halle Pumas, Book 1
- By: Dana Marie Bell
- Narrated by: Samantha Cook
- Length: 3 hrs and 10 mins
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Emma Carter has been in love with Max Cannon since high school, but he barely knew she existed. Now, she runs her own unique curio shop, and she’s finally come out her shell and into her own. When Max returns to his small home town to take up his duties as the Halle Pride’s alpha, he finds shy little Emma has grown up. That small spark of something he’d always felt around the teenager has blossomed into something more - his mate! But Max’s ex has plans of her own. Plans that don’t include Emma being around to interfere.
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Awesome
- By Kindle Customer on 01-10-19
By: Dana Marie Bell
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- Sassysmart
- 12-15-23
Why did I laugh so?
The VO actors were perfectly suited for this. Drew’s voice was spot on and Diego sounded exactly how a Vampire King should. I cracked up multiple times by their dynamic and “Pussy” was just funny every time Drew talked about her. (I swear I’m not 12, lol)
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- Amelie
- 06-30-23
Cute little paranormal romcom
Fun listen! Some of the FMC dialogue was a bit immature humor and didn’t quite land but overall worth it!
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- Eva DiToto
- 03-07-23
Best book ever!
I found drew and Diego to be hilarious and honestly love this book. First time I’ve read a paranormal rom com and honestly I need more because I laughed so much and the spicy was just a good amount of spice.
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- GS
- 04-05-23
Not bad
There were some funny parts. The narrator was great! It's not my favorite book ever but not bad
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- EmJrock
- 04-18-23
Cute Vampy Romance
This was a fun cute standalone Vampire romance. I always appreciate a Vampire RomCom especially one where the vampires are adults :) a little bit of spice and a quick witted FMC and this has all the makings of a good time. Will be looking for more fun stuff from these authors.
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- Tammy B
- 03-20-22
Oh my dang!!💜
From the first chapter I was laughing my butt off. These characters and circumstances were hilarious!!
The performance & delivery by Amanda Stribling were absolutely fantastic. Blake Lockheart was perfect as the sexy king of vampires with his smooth seductive voice.
This book is a hilarious standalone with an HEA!
I highly recommend this book.
Sisters Spotlight 💜
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- Leia. K
- 03-26-23
Completely hilarious
I just love a good paranormal romcom. This has the classic romcom vibes with the paranormal trills. The FMC is funny but a bit dizzy at times. Girl slow the f-down and asks some freaking questions. But we all have our character flaws don’t we?
I was in fits of giggles starting from chapter one when our horny FMC deploys a plan to ditch her awful date because no “D” was worth putting up with this Mama’s Boy. Sitting alone eating her dates dinner is where her life takes a unwanted left turn at a 3⭐️ Italian restaurant.
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