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Jake Bordeaux
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Once upon a moon, the wild wind whispered in my ear that the true queens were returning to Solaria, and I made it my mission to open up their path to the throne so that they could slip right in like an oily oyster.
Now, on this most special and wonderous of days, the very day of their birth–I will prove myself to be the most loyal and dependable of their followers. Though of course, Venus is in my chart, and Lady Petunia has caught sight of the bothersome barracuda once more.
Max Rigel is my most sinful of temptations, the shark in the dark who wishes to lure me to his sea cave, and I don’t know if I’m Fae enough to resist him for long.
But one thing is for sure. I will make certain the Vegas get the big A.S.S. party they deserve for their birthday, or I’ll die trying. Succulent squids be damned!
This is a 25k novella set in the world of Solaria during book five of the Zodiac Academy series, Cursed Fates, featuring Geraldine and Max as they attend the party of the century and try to resist the lure of the moon as it pushes them together once more. It’s full of slippery salmons and more buttery bagels than you can shake a stick at, and is best heard after Cursed Fates.
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Curse of Shadows and Thorns
- The Broken Kingdoms, Book 1
- By: LJ Andrews
- Narrated by: Stina Nielsen
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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As niece of the king, Elise Lysander cares about two things: sneaking into gambling dens, and avoiding an advantageous marriage at all costs. When her uncle holds the life of her deathly ill father over her head, reluctantly, Elise puts her fate into the hands of Legion Grey, the handsome and mysterious dowry negotiator. He may be arrogant and infuriating, but soon Legion incites a blistering, forbidden passion she can’t ignore.
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Great concept, poor execution on the writing side
- By Kel on 11-24-22
By: LJ Andrews
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Rhapsodic
- The Bargainer Series, Book 1
- By: Laura Thalassa
- Narrated by: Chelsea Stephens
- Length: 11 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Callypso Lillis is a siren with a very big problem, one that stretches up her arm and far into her past. For the last seven years she’s been collecting a bracelet of black beads up her wrist, magical IOUs for favors she’s received. Only death or repayment will fulfill the obligations. Only then will the beads disappear. Everyone knows that if you need a favor, you go to the Bargainer. He’s a man who can get you anything you want … at a price. And everyone knows that sooner or later he always collects. But for one client, he’s never asked for repayment. Not until now.
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Not a fan
- By emily on 10-16-23
By: Laura Thalassa
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Gild
- The Plated Prisoner Series, Book 1
- By: Raven Kennedy
- Narrated by: Anthony Palmini, Lilly Drake
- Length: 9 hrs and 16 mins
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King Midas rescued me. Dug me out of the slums and placed me on a pedestal. I'm called his precious. His favored. I'm the woman he Gold-Touched to show everyone that I belong to him. To show how powerful he is. He gave me protection, and I gave him my heart. And even though I don't leave the confines of the palace, I'm safe. Until war comes to the kingdom and a deal is struck.
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Fantastic
- By Amazon Customer on 07-11-24
By: Raven Kennedy
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Beautiful Carnage
- A Dark Enemies to Lovers Romance (Dark Empire, Book 1)
- By: Caroline Peckham, Susanne Valenti
- Narrated by: Bridget Bordeaux, Jake Bordeaux
- Length: 11 hrs and 20 mins
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His family killed my brother, so I stole his bride. I was there to murder her father, but then I saw her walking down the aisle. She’s been my secret obsession for too long. The sinfully beautiful Calabresi princess. Sloan was the perfect payment for their crimes. Now she’s mine. Mine to claim. Mine to possess. Mine to destroy. Her fiancé is still hunting for us, but his bride might not be so innocent by the time he tracks her down. I’m lining her family up like dominoes. And she’ll be the first to fall. Unless I fall prey to temptation and keep her for myself.
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Don’t get this
- By RaisaKabirrr on 06-28-21
By: Caroline Peckham, and others
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The Book of Azrael
- Gods and Monsters, Book 1
- By: Amber V. Nicole
- Narrated by: Ruthie Bowles
- Length: 21 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Many centuries ago, desperate to save her dying sister, Dianna made a deal with Kaden, a monster far worse than any nightmare. Locked in servitude to him, she is forced to hunt down an ancient relic held by her most dangerous enemies: an army led by Samkiel, the World Ender. After the Gods War, Samkiel hid from everything, denying his crown and deserting his people. Now, an attack on those he loves sends him back to the realm he never wished to return to, and into the sights of an enemy he had hoped to forget.
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WTAF!?!?!
- By Shauna Erickson on 01-10-24
By: Amber V. Nicole
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A Dawn with the Wolf Knight
- By: Elise Kova
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Evans
- Length: 14 hrs and 22 mins
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To enter the woods as a human means death… But I am no mere human. They call me, “witch.” As one of the last surviving witches, Faelyn’s sole duty is to keep the protective barriers on the forests where the lykin roam—creatures who can shed flesh for fur—sparing nearby humans from their violent, beastly natures. When she has an unlikely encounter with the rare, primordial spirit of the moon, Faelyn finds herself not only the object of the Wolf King’s desire, but essential to his ability to keep his crown.
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Boring! Worst of the series
- By A.Angel on 08-07-24
By: Elise Kova
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- Haley
- 09-19-24
Team Geraldine Forever
I can’t say how many times I truly laughed out loud during this book! So so fun and definitely will be one of my favorites included in the series!
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- Alex Klop
- 06-02-24
5 Stars
5 stars!
I really enjoyed getting to see a sneak peek at the Vegas first birthday at Zodiac Academy! It did take me a little time to try to understand where in the timeline this book fell and I think I’m going to have to say it’s after Seth and Caleb’s birthday in ZA 5 but before the end of term ending of ZA 5…
Either way this was super enjoyable and I can’t wait to start book 6!
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- Deedee
- 09-07-24
Short and fun
Very short but quite funny and enjoyable. Geraldine her petunia and her crazy accent was hilarious.
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- Lauren Scarlett
- 02-19-25
Literally died laughing
OMG y’all. Not only are Susanna and Caroline comedic geniuses, but Jake and Bridget Bordeaux really made this novella come alive, even with the credits. I was not expecting Bridget to read the intro and credits in Geraldine’s southern accent, but it honestly made the whole experience come alive.
I love Geraldine and Max. They don’t make sense at all, but I adore how Max wants her anyway. I love that they’re passionate together and for each other. It’s like the ultimate enemies to lovers couple, and I cannot wait to finish the series just so I can get more of them (just finished Cursed Fates).
Run, don’t walk to listen to this audiobook! 1000000/10 recommend, and I’m saying this as a listener who needs her epic fantasies long and complex. This is a great addition to the Zodiac Academy series!
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- Anonymous
- 07-07-24
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
OMG, the characters! I love them even more. I don’t know how Bridget or Jake could get any better than this but it was absolute GOLD!
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- Gina&Penni
- 06-26-24
Hilarious
This book was hilarious. I love Geraldine lol 😂 I can’t wait to see more from her and hopefully Max
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- Richard Price
- 08-31-24
Annoying
The story is likely good, but the false over dramatic fake southern voice given to the character is so annoying nearly everything said went in one ear and out the other pretty much completely ruining it. By the end of the first chapter I spent more time toning out that annoying voice than paying attention. This really added nothing to the overall story and would have been better as bonus content at the end of a book than standalone anying garbage.
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- Courtney
- 10-24-24
Geri is a Goof
Normally I skip the short stories in series like these, but it got me to literally laugh out loud a few times, especially with Max trying to meet her antics. Not worth a full credit but very amusing!
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- Rachael L. Trujillo
- 03-01-25
So freaking funny!
Loved this pov. It was a nice break from the rest of the seriousness of the series. I was laughing so hard. These narrators are the best!
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- Amazon Customer
- 07-19-24
Lmao
The narrator and authors really had some fun with this one. If you enjoy the weirdness of Geraldine, this is the book you.
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