
Zombies in Paradise
Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 2
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Jeff Thomson
About this listen
The Sass is back!
The world has fallen. Humanity seems lost. The zombies have taken over. But the crew of Sassafras and True North aren't about to just kneel down and take it.
©2018, 2019, 2020 Jeffrey S. Thomson (P)2020 Jeffrey S. ThomsonListeners also enjoyed...
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- Jennifer Foulk
- 11-25-22
I love this author!
Jeff can write a masterpiece with 12 different story lines and keep them all straight. Being a listener, it amazes me! He has made this a fun series to listen to and doesn't make me feel dumb with all the coastie jargon. I am in love!
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- Hepcat89
- 11-18-20
Fantastic Series!
I cannot wait for the next book in this series.
The story is sad, funny, and I like the use of ships rather than constant land zombie books.
The characters seem real and I am looking forward to hearing about them with the next book.
Matthew Crow, is as always, a Master Storyteller!
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- Sara B
- 12-14-20
Exciting & Entertaining!
Jeff Thomson is an excellent storyteller, and he sure knows how to pick aptly named titles. The transition into the second book is smooth and effective. Zombies in Paradise is fast-paced, thrilling, well-plotted with an exciting ad entertaining storyline. The scenes are intense with vivid depictions; it grabbed my attention and didn't let go till the very end.
The character development is fantastic, the personalities are distinctly defined, and the reactions to the situations were genuine. By infusing personal Coast Guard experience, Thomson has managed to create a realistic world, characters, and dialogue.
Matthew Crow's narration was spot on, channeling the characters, emulating the nuances of the various personalities and mannerisms. I enjoyed both the narration and writing. It was so worth the wait, and I'm looking forward to listening to the rest of the series and finding out what's next for the crew of the Sassafras. I'm definitely recommending Zombies in Paradise to fans of the genre.
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- Shantelle Hazelton
- 11-13-20
Another amazing book in the series
I love this series. It’s very realistic and again the setting is unlike the regular on land rainbows and sunshine end of the world generalization. 2 thumbs up and 5 stars. The talking and little quips that they do inside their heads is my favorite. Narrator did a wonderful job!
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- Jack Childress
- 03-15-22
A fantastic adventure
Zombies in Paradise hits it just right! The story of the crew of The Sassafras rolls on as the zombies grow in number. Hard decisions have to be made. Sacrifices have to be made. As the world around our heroes continues to die, the crew prepares for more arrivals coming soon. The action and intensity grows in this super fun story. Can’t wait to continue this tale focusing on the United States Coast Guard in book 3! Don’t pass on this great series by a great author!
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- D. Sturgeon
- 12-08-20
Excellent zombie series!
This is a well written and captivating tale that has excellent narration. I'm starting book 3 immediately!
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- kutzkai
- 03-28-21
Fantastic Listen
The characters were very believable and the storyline flowed very nicely, and there was just the right amount of humor in this story,,,I would recommend this story to everybody. The narrating done by Matthew Crow was spot on, I received this audiobook in a promo and this is my voluntary unbiased review.
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- Thomas A. Durbin
- 04-10-21
Good series
Great series to pass the time at work. Story moves along with very few dull moments and the narration is great.
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- hexwolfx
- 01-23-22
To sea and back to zombie land
The story continues where last end with pirates capturing and killing thouse won't join lay the remaining U.S. Coast Gurad finally begin to find surives and make plans to expand there area of control.
It was great had the beginning but has the story progessed it became stall at times because some chacthers kept repeating things that when they finally did do it, it was just s relief not to hear any more. Tge battle scenes we too short and far between that didn't really get into them they more plot movers then real action blast tge novel had them.
I hope this is improved in book 3.
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