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You're Never Ready for a Zombie Apocalypse
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You're Never Ready for a Zombie Apocalypse
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 1
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 10 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 97
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 87
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Story4 out of 5 stars 85
The crew of the USCG Buoy Tender Sassafras, out of Honolulu, has embodied the Coast Guard’s motto: Always ready, in every mission, every circumstance, every crazy thing mother nature and the US government has seen fit to dump in their laps....
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2 out of 5 stars
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frustrated at times
- By Anonymous User on 09-03-20
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You're Never Ready for a Zombie Apocalypse
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 1
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Series: Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 1
- Length: 10 hrs and 54 mins
- Release date: 08-12-20
- Language: English
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Zombies of Infamy
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 4
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 13 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 29
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 25
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 25
They’ve faced an apocalyptic virus. They’ve had to kill members of their own crew who turned into crazed, cannibalistic would-be zombies. They’ve battled pirates and idiot officers and started the evacuation of Honolulu....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Super entertaining!
- By Sara B on 06-23-21
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Zombies of Infamy
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 4
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Series: Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 4
- Length: 13 hrs and 23 mins
- Release date: 03-26-21
- Language: English
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Apocalypse, Zombie
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 6
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 4 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 10
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 8
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 8
The training continues. So do the missions, and now Jonesy and Molly and Duke need to run on a razor’s edge to save the world....
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5 out of 5 stars
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This just keeps getting better!
- By CK on 11-07-21
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Apocalypse, Zombie
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 6
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Series: Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 6
- Length: 4 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 08-20-21
- Language: English
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Zombies in Paradise
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 2
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 47
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 42
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 42
The world has fallen. Humanity seems lost. The zombies have taken over. But the crew of Sassafras and True North aren't about to just kneel down and take it....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Exciting & Entertaining!
- By Sara B on 12-14-20
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Zombies in Paradise
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 2
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Series: Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 2
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Release date: 11-05-20
- Language: English
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The Smell of Zombies in the Morning
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 7
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 4 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 6
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 5
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Story5 out of 5 stars 5
More training, more zombies, more death, and a new enemy....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Entertaining and exciting story continues
- By Thomas M Arcati on 06-10-22
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The Smell of Zombies in the Morning
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 7
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Series: Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 7
- Length: 4 hrs and 52 mins
- Release date: 04-04-22
- Language: English
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Zombies Don't Surf
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 5
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 19
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 17
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 17
The crew of the Sass is back and up to their eyeballs in zombies. Join Jonesy, Molly, Duke, and all the rest as they take on their latest nightmare: the training of new recruits....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Action-packed!
- By Sara B on 06-25-21
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Zombies Don't Surf
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 5
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Series: Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 5
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
- Release date: 06-10-21
- Language: English
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Zombie Heart of Darkness
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 8
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 4 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 6
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 5
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Story5 out of 5 stars 5
There’s a storm brewing, and it's going to be a bad one, but for the crew of the Sassafras it could be the least of their worries. Their old nemeses, Murphy and his Law, are wide awake and ready to serve up a heaping helping of trouble....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Another great Guardians Zombie book
- By R K on 10-27-23
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Zombie Heart of Darkness
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 8
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Series: Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 8
- Length: 4 hrs and 38 mins
- Release date: 06-02-22
- Language: English
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Pirates and Zombies
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 3
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 39
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 31
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 31
The Sass is back, and in more trouble than ever! Pirates and zombies, idiot officers and a world-ending apocalypse....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Awesome!!
- By Sara B on 01-19-21
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Pirates and Zombies
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 3
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Series: Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 3
- Length: 10 hrs
- Release date: 12-17-20
- Language: English
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Body Count
- Epic Mayhem, Book 2
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 4 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 2
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1
Horatio Nightingale, private eye, necromancer, pain in Detective Sergeant Jenn Amato’s backside, has a ghost problem. It’s driving him slowly insane....
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5 out of 5 stars
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It was great
- By DMWCOMICS on 04-18-23
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Body Count
- Epic Mayhem, Book 2
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Series: Epic Mayhem, Book 2
- Length: 4 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 12-12-22
- Language: English
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Scream Bloody Cheerleader: The Novel
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 14
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 12
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 12
Lock up your political correctness and join in the fun of a movie within a movie, within a novel, wrapped in a blood-soaked blanket of senselessly gratuitous nudity and violence....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Over The Top Hilarious
- By kutzkai on 04-30-21
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Scream Bloody Cheerleader: The Novel
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins
- Release date: 04-16-21
- Language: English
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Welcome to the City
- Epic Mayhem, Book 1
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 4 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 7
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 6
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Story5 out of 5 stars 6
From the warped mind who brought you Zombies Don’t Surf and the rest of the Guardians of the Apocalypse saga comes a twisted tale of blood and death and magic in a mythical place called The City....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Amazing
- By Lee Edwards on 11-22-22
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Welcome to the City
- Epic Mayhem, Book 1
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Series: Epic Mayhem, Book 1
- Length: 4 hrs
- Release date: 11-17-22
- Language: English
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Full Metal Zombie
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 9
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 6 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1
It has all come down to the final two weeks of basic training. All they need to do in order to become full-fledged members of the United States Coast Guard is live long enough to graduate....
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5 out of 5 stars
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I never get tired toes series!
- By Hepcat89 on 02-20-23
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Full Metal Zombie
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 9
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Series: Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 9
- Length: 6 hrs and 25 mins
- Release date: 01-19-23
- Language: English
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Fall
- Pressure, Book 1
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Desmond Manny
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 7
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Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 3
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3
The Monster Under the Ground at Yellowstone has been biding its time and building Pressure for 640,000 years. The US is now more divided than at any time in its history, since the Civil War....
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5 out of 5 stars
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suspense filled story.
- By Dungeondan on 01-27-23
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Fall
- Pressure, Book 1
- Narrated by: Desmond Manny
- Series: Pressure, Book 1
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
- Release date: 05-13-20
- Language: English
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Senseless Slaughter
- Epic Mayhem, Book 3
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 3 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 3
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1
What do a bunch of Nazis, a revenge-crazed ghost, and a rolling hot dog have in common? Maybe nothing. Maybe everything. At the very least, it's clear the city is in for senseless slaughter....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Another Wild Ride
- By Jack Childress on 02-17-23
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Senseless Slaughter
- Epic Mayhem, Book 3
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Series: Epic Mayhem, Book 3
- Length: 3 hrs and 28 mins
- Release date: 02-16-23
- Language: English
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Crawl
- Pressure, Book 2
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Desmond Manny
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2
The Yellowstone Supervolcano has erupted. America has been brought to its knees. Now one small Oregon community must crawl its way out of the rubble as social order begins to disintegrate....
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Crawl
- Pressure, Book 2
- Narrated by: Desmond Manny
- Series: Pressure, Book 2
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
- Release date: 10-26-20
- Language: English
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Demon Fog
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Desmond Manny
- Length: 6 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3 out of 5 stars 4
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1
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Story2 out of 5 stars 1
One hundred and fifty years ago, a deal was made, giving prosperity to a small mining town. Tonight, the bill comes due. If you’re screaming, it’s already too late....
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2 out of 5 stars
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Hmmm
- By Jimmy on 06-14-20
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Demon Fog
- Narrated by: Desmond Manny
- Length: 6 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 06-08-20
- Language: English
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