Absolute Mayhem
Secret Confessions of a Porn Star
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Mindy Kennedy
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"Do you really want to know what it’s like to be a porn star? Brace yourself, because I’m not going to pull any punches. Here’s what a ‘busy day at the office’ might mean for me...."
So begins the no-holds-barred autobiography of Monica Mayhem - a porn star and proud of it. In her funny and disarmingly candid voice, she reveals the ins and outs of making it big in Los Angeles, the pornography capital of the world. Just how did a girl who was taunted at school because her eyes were "too big", and who carved out a respectable career for herself trading oil futures in the financial markets of Sydney and London, go on to make over four hundred hardcore adult movies (and counting), win numerous industry awards, and even land herself a role in the first Sex and the City movie? From her troubled childhood to her first show at the famous Spearmint Rhino in London to her favorite sex toys, Monica reveals how she built her empire - which now includes hundreds of films, a Web site, and lucrative burlesque performances.
Absolute Mayhem lifts the lid off the sex, rock, and mayhem of Monica’s truly extraordinary professional life and unveils the private person behind it all.
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Porn isn't just titillation for Monica Mayhem - it's her career. In this performance of Mayhem's biography, Absolute Mayhem: Secret Confessions of a Porn Star, Australian voice actor Mindy Kennedy seductively exposes us to Mayhem's life on film. Kennedy's portrayal of Mayhem is multifaceted: from wounded as she describes her childhood with an alcoholic mother, to positively purring with satisfaction when spilling the goods on her adult career: "It's being desired that's my drug of choice," she playfully teases. Packed with insider information on the porn biz (note to the squeamish: Mayhem isn't shy about showing the goods), Absolute Mayhem is entertaining listening for porn aficionados and curious onlookers alike.
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In a strange world where Rose McGowan was continually on display, stardom soon became a personal nightmare of constant exposure and sexualization. Rose escaped into the world of her mind, something she had done as a child, and into high-profile relationships. Every detail of her personal life became public, and the realities of an inherently sexist industry emerged with every script, role, public appearance, and magazine cover. The Hollywood machine packaged her as a sexualized bombshell, hijacking her image and identity and marketing them.
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I always wondered what it was like to be Rose
- By Bobbie J Daniel on 03-01-18
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The Diva Rules
- Ditch the Drama, Find Your Strength, and Sparkle Your Way to the Top
- By: Michelle Visage
- Narrated by: Michelle Visage
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Michelle Visage is not your average diva. Powerful, positive, and polished, this diva's not only glamorous, she's a savvy businesswoman with serious credentials who works her tail off. From her days vogueing in the downtown Manhattan clubs in the '90s to her successful career in radio and her ultimate cult status as a judge on RuPaul's Drag Race, Michelle has achieved her dreams and then some!
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A Whole Lot of Nothing
- By teal on 04-29-16
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I Don’t Care about Your Band
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In the tradition of Cynthia Heimel and Chelsea Handler, and with the boisterous iconoclasm of Amy Sedaris, Julie Klausner's candid and funny debut I Don't Care about Your Band sheds light on the humiliations we endure to find love - and the lessons that can be culled from the wreckage. I Don't Care about Your Band posits that lately the worst guys to date are the ones who seem sensitive. It's the jerks in nice guy clothing, not the players in Ed Hardy, who break the hearts of modern girls.
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Shopping for Men at the Wrong Mall
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As If!
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- By: Jen Chaney
- Narrated by: Jorjeana Marie
- Length: 9 hrs and 2 mins
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Will we ever get tired of watching Cher navigate Beverly Hills High School and discover true love in the movie Clueless? As if! Written by Amy Heckerling and starring Alicia Silverstone, Clueless is an enduring comedy classic that remains one of the most streamed movies on Netflix, Amazon, and iTunes even 20 years after its release. In the first book of its kind, Jen Chaney has compiled an oral history of the making of this iconic film using recollections and insights collected from key cast and crew members.
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Awesome book, awful narrator.
- By Anonymous on 08-08-15
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Easy For You To Say is "Stuttering" John Melendez's memoir of his childhood being bullied in school for his stutter; his years as an on-air personality with The Howard Stern Show; and his subsequent 10-year career as a writer and on-air announcer for Jay Leno's Tonight Show. It details his famously acerbic relationships with celebrities he interviewed/insulted (Raquel Welch once punched him in the face). In the audiobook, Howard Stern emerges as a surprisingly mean, stingy, and megalomaniacal boss - and Jay Leno as a seeming sufferer from OCD.
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Was expecting more
- By Amazon Customer on 10-25-18
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The Improv
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- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
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In 1963, 30-year-old Friedman - who had recently quit his job as a Boston advertising executive and returned to his hometown of New York to become a theatrical producer - opened a coffee house for Broadway performers called the Improvisation. His goal? Simply to make a living, and if all went according to plan, to also make enough professional contacts to be able to mount his first Broadway show within a year's time. Later shortened to the Improv, its first West 44th Street location was in a seedy section of Manhattan's Hell's Kitchen.
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Shockingly tone deaf
- By JenniferW on 06-28-23
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Every Day I'm Hustling
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Vivica A. Fox is a dynamo who has created a lasting career on her own, through sheer, roll-up-your-sleeves DIY hustle. Every Day I'm Hustling is a personal book with a message Fox passionately believes in: that you make your own luck, that you never ever wake up in the morning thinking somebody's going to call you and offer you that part or ask you out on that date that's going to change your life, that you have to wake up and put on your longest eyelashes and fiercest heels and go out and make your life happen yourself.
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Loved it!
- By colette on 04-09-18
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The Chris Farley Show
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- By: Tom Farley, Tanner Colby
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The New York Times best-selling biography of an American comedy legend. After three years of sobriety, Chris Farley's life was at its creative peak until a string of professional disappointments chased him back to drugs and alcohol. He fought hard against them, but it was a fight he would lose in December 1997. Farley's fans immediately drew parallels between his death and that of his idol, John Belushi. Without looking deeper, however, many failed to see that Farley was much more than just another Hollywood drug overdose. In this officially authorized oral history, Farley's friends and family remember his work and life.
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Incredibly sad....
- By Marie B on 04-12-15
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Meet Me in the Bathroom
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In the second half of the 20th century New York was the source of new sounds, including the Greenwich Village folk scene, punk and new wave, and hip-hop. But as the end of the millennium neared, cutting-edge bands began emerging from Seattle, Austin, and London, pushing New York further from the epicenter. The behemoth music industry, too, found itself in free fall, under siege from technology. Then 9/11/2001 plunged the country into a state of uncertainty and war.
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Deeply disappointing.
- By ChicagoRob on 01-18-20
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Wanna Bet?
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The two-time best-selling author, comedian, actor, and radio icon explains the philosophy that has kept his existence boredom-free since the age of 13 - the love of risk. An avid sports better and frequent card player, Lange believes that the true gambler gets high not from winning, but from the chaotic unknown of betting itself. He recounts some of his favorite moments, many of which haven't involved money at all. In this candid and entertaining memoir, he looks back at the times he's wagered the intangible and priceless things in life: his health, his career, and his relationships.
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who needs Artie (to read)
- By B. Wenners on 08-24-18
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Slayers & Vampires
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- By: Mark A. Altman, Edward Gross
- Narrated by: James Patrick Cronin, Julie McKay
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Two decades after its groundbreaking debut, millions of fans worldwide remain enthralled with the incredible exploits of Joss Whedon's Buffy Summers as well as Angel. Now, go behind the scenes of these legendary series that ushered in the new Golden Age of Television, with the candid recollections of writers, creators, executives, programmers, critics, and cast members. Together they unveil the oftentimes shocking true story of how a failed motion picture became an acclaimed cult television series.
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Too much Joss schmoozing, too little new info
- By Onalee on 02-05-21
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Reveal: Robbie Williams
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An intimate, funny and frank account of the moments behind the music, of the truth behind the headlines and of the fascinatingly complicated man behind the imperious entertainer, Reveal is Robbie Williams as you've never seen him before. Best-selling author Chris Heath has been working closely with Robbie for many years to create a personal and raw account of fame, fortune, family and music - a vivid and detailed story of the real highs and lows as Robbie has found his way forward, that is unprecedented in its intimacy and honesty.
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Absolutely Briliant!
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Anger Is an Energy
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John Lydon is an icon - one of the most recognizable and influential cultural figures of the last 40 years. As Johnny Rotten, he was the lead singer of the Sex Pistols, the world's most notorious band. The Pistols shot to fame in the mid-1970s with songs such as "Anarchy in the U.K." and "God Save the Queen". So incendiary was their impact at the time that in their native England, the Houses of Parliament questioned whether they violated the Traitors and Treasons Act.
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I Just Can't
- By notamatopoeia on 12-30-15
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- Patrick Marks
- 01-20-16
Impressive
A woman with that life and career seems to have a total grasp on who she is and where's she's going, of course hind sight is 20/20 and the narrator's accent is stunning.
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- Jessica Marie
- 02-18-21
Enjoyable!!
Interesting to hear her perspective! Great personality! Obviously not for everyone but I enjoyed hearing her thoughts and story!!
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- Michael T
- 12-29-21
Interesting Perspective
I found it very eye opening to learn about the other side of the screen. The impact of choices at the beginning of Monica’s career and the effect of later opportunity. I enjoyed the story.
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- kidprokuo
- 08-07-21
Fun, but eventually bleh
Audible bios are generally better when read by the author/subject of the biography. Mindy Kennedy doesn't sound like a porn star, but more like a girl from next door. She reads in a way that creates unintentional humor. The story of Monica Mayhem is relatively predictable: Poor girl from a broken family turns to stripping. Stripping leads to porn. After a while the story is somewhat boring because she tries to explain her Wiccan beliefs. So, I'll give this away. She's a "witch", but doesn't want you to think it's evil. Eventually, she talks about how the porn industry doesn't make much money because so many videos are free on the internet and girls are doing it for low rates.
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- Keith Cameron
- 01-07-23
Not Bad.
Narration was good and it was a somewhat interesting listen. It did feel like some of the stories were dramatized or glamorized in some ways. The lack of naming names was somewhat annoying. Still, it was worth the time.
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- Karaya
- 03-24-16
Unintentional Stereotypical Porn Star
Most of the content in this book is of a woman's story about how she was abused as a kid, tried to get a straight edge career, and left that for porn where she proceeded to blow money up her nose, and eventually decide she must be wise because of her experiences. What I wanted from this book was an insider's memoirs and a behind the scenes look at porn– where the narrator wasn't a train wreck.
This book is very good if you'd like a well flushed character study of what it's like to be a genuine bimbo. In that regard, it's pretty educational in order to understand how that fantasy can manage to function in the real world. The voice actress was well picked, and I really felt like a blonde was reading to me.
I'm picking on this story not out of hate for bimbos, but disappointment with Audible's lack of books on this subject matter/from this perspective. It's sad that this is pretty much their only book written by someone who has done porn. If this was only one book in a collection it'd be one thing, but this seems to be the only representation of this niche.
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- Karen
- 05-17-22
Very Interesting
I quite enjoyed this book because I have watched porn before and wondered what the whole process of production was like. Monica seems very intelligent and I envy her confidence and self-assessment. I especially related to her childhood as my mom was not very nice. I do hope she finds the right person for her.
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- Outcast Press
- 12-11-22
Decent but Asa Akira covers much of this
*Free w/ Audible trial* 3/5 - Monica Mayhem popped most in porn 2002-2005 but had an 8yr run. Asa Akira’s memoirs are better or cover many of the same things, so this audiobook is just fine but improved by Monica’s Australian accent. Looking like a stereotypical blowup doll look, 80s hair and makeup, Monica has done 400+ pornos. Ironic how sweet her voice and present day is, being she was an alcoholic gang member at 12, kicked out of home after her mom hits her for running away and doing drugs instead of starving alongside her. When her mom did cook with the welfare money she didn’t use to treat herself, she’d be so wasted, she’d make dinner multiple times, forgetting she already made food. This pill-popping mom is mean beyond measure, perpetually miserable despite all her push-over husband provides or tries to pace over being politely quiet.
By 16, Monica does scantily-clad promotional work for bar raffles or car washes, which she credits getting her start in porn, because it made her comfortable with her body. Then she had many jobs, including great early ones like brokering and real estate economic estimations! Monica admits she’s always trying to run from her past in Brisbane and seeking male attention because her mom always ignored her and kept her from her father. She starts stripping at the Spearmint Rhino in NY, which requires wearing long, sheer gowns to look classier between dances.
Dancing in London, the men have to keep a six foot distance. Porn later becomes the favorite of the two because she loves sex and the virtual distance from consumers. Neither of us realized there would be AVN reviewers, one of which negatively critiques every one of her scenes. Thankfully, she doesn’t find it or the awards affect her career much; fans have their types of girls and stick to them. Her most unique scene is a long, Matrix-inspired porn where she plays a slow-mo robot—though she also was in a video with Eddie VanHalen, who directed and scored.
She gets her boobs done as soon as her career kicks off, which causes the worst pain of her life yet more confidence. They look cartoonish but drop after a year and slowly shrink over time. She says it costs her $2K a month to maintain her appearance with kickboxing classes, makeup, hair, lingerie, essential oils, tanning, massages, acupuncture, and whatever maintained makes you less sore from all the psychical and flexible activity.
She got into porn in the States to afford retiring in Sydney. In 2010, she leaves porn due to aging out in her 30s and wanting to try singing rock music. She’s done a cameo in Sex in the City where she’s just a moaning neighbor and got paid 3x she would for porn. At the start of her gonzo days, she got $1400 a blowbang vs. today’s $400 for a one- guy oral, as professional studio porn dies. Another downside of the industry is that many contracts allow companies to repackage stars’ images without permission—or some just do, even if it’s mean-spirited or an ugly shot. Though many girls aspire to be under an exclusive contract with one studio because it’s a guaranteed set income no matter how many things they actually appear in, the studio may own your stage name forever and prevent you from even changing your hair. Lots of girls do drugs at every lull in a shoot, too, so there’s a big problem in L.A. with flakey, deceptive, or simply bad people.
When she tried cam girling, she was disturbed by requests for scat, inserting panties in herself, and putting her foot up to the ankle of another girl’s vagina (the last of which she did with an unusually loose girl)! Being pretty tight herself, she has sex dolls or herself for sale. The molding process to get her bits right she said felt surprisingly arousing, tingly cold.
The last bit of the book, she discusses being a Wiccan who casts healing spells, sweeps away bad energy with a broom, and believes any good or bad act you do will come back to you three times. That part is a bit silly but all well-intentioned, like gimmicky comfort rituals. Googling shows after the book is published, she quits porn, marries an army-man, but I do not know how her music career went. Though mention is made to constantly writing pretty good lyrics and collaborating with Korn producers, it seemed too often she wasn’t taken seriously by lascivious men and strung out women to maintain her hardcore all-girl band.
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- David
- 08-06-15
very good book to read the full story was good to.
love it alot. good book to listen to. it was awesome. ..listen to it for your enjoyment.
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- Winton D Jones
- 07-20-16
It's okay
It's not bad nor is it all that great.It's an okay biography of someone that was in the porn business.
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