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An Unconventional Romance
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Narrated by:
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Zachary Zaba
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Mandy McCullough
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By:
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Michael Dalton
About this listen
For a decade, I left my broken heart on the shelf to raise my daughter Maddie alone. Then Lexie and Olivia came into my life, and things have never been the same since.
But enjoying the affections of two beautiful, complex women is one thing. Navigating the nuances of love with both of them at once is another altogether. It soon proves to be a challenge that extends well beyond the three of us.
When Olivia’s family grows increasingly unhappy with our unconventional relationship, I have to grapple with maintaining an equilibrium between my desire to support her and her quest for emotional independence. Before we can untangle this intricate web, the unexpected return of my ex-wife shakes the foundations of both my life and Maddie’s.
Caught in the intersection of Maddie's past and my future, we're all forced to redefine the essence of love and family. The four of us must confront the true meaning of letting go–whether it's an act of healing and love, or the only way to move forward.
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- K
- 02-26-25
This would be a great drama.
Maybe in the future, when the world is more or less enlightened or open this will be a drama. Ethan feels very real and that is probably because the author is also a lawyer.
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- IsekaiRomance
- 12-11-24
Deeply insightful
Lexie and Olivia are simply wonderful women. Love them very much and look forward to the next story.
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- Sara
- 04-08-24
Amazing continuation!
Great voice acting and amazingly simplistic story and yet so in gauging. Can't wait to for the dawn!
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- DaynenMc
- 04-03-24
Such a great fantasy!
I love this series and I'm really looking forward to Bikini Dawn. Apparently that's book 3.
This series is great and so much fun. It's about as fantastic and enjoyable as superhero stories.
You wish it could happen to you but you know you're never going to fly and women with this kind of baggage and issues could never be this awesome for more than the honeymoon phase of a relationship.
I can't wait for book 3.
I'm giving this book 8.5 out of 5 stars.
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- Kermit Sudoku
- 04-08-24
Get her, girl!
I never thought i'd see the day where I wanted to skip past the smut for the drama. Oh my god, what a good job from the author to make me almost skip the dirty stuff because i wanted to see how Maddie clapped back. Sooo worth it, can't wait to see how the next installment goes. Also there's a good amount of fun to be had in this installment besides the drama, but that was soooooooo goooooooooooood
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- DANNY D
- 10-06-24
Nice!
Nice! I really really liked this book! It had a lot of emotions that were all over the place. It is an emotional book. It is a good read!
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- BiduscasMate
- 04-10-24
Loads of spice and romance
a great sequel filled with spice and romance. very well narrated and I cant wait for more of this quality
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- J.
- 04-07-24
Fire as f**k
my review title says it all. one of a kind, serious just gets better and better.
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- Joshua Airington
- 04-04-24
5 stars
🌞🌞🌞🌞🌞I hope there are more books to come in this series! The MC is great along with a really good supporting cast! The story is captivating! The narrators also do a good job of bringing the story to life! Great job Michael Dalton!
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- Posiden300
- 04-16-24
Another great age gap romance
It has a good mix of slice of life with some real problems that would crop up in this situation. The book is spicy but great story to back it up. Can't wait for book 3.
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