Carelessly Conned Kraken
Spicy Adventures of the Suddenly Supernatural - Dane Staley, Book 3
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J. Scott Miles
About this listen
Spicy Urban Fantasy featuring a Warlock, a Succubus, a Dryad, and more. With elements of supernatural harem, multi-partner relationships, light progression, and an irritated Incubus.
Please read warning and author’s note below.
In this steamy 3rd book in the Spicy Adventures of the Suddenly Supernatural series, novice warlock Dane Staley has faced two vengeful demons in as many months, plus a manipulative vampire of a boss, all while dealing with university finals. What mortal could be expected to handle all that?
Luckily, Dane Staley isn’t a mortal any longer. He’s a promising warlock, with a sensuous succubus and an equally beautiful, if rather eccentric, dryad by his side.
Our trio of lovers is looking forward to summer break and an opportunity to unwind with their friends. And with their recent demon troubles behind them, what could be better than a trip to the lake for some rest and relaxation?
In this third installment of the Spicy Adventures of the Suddenly Supernatural series, reconnect with Dane, Maeve, and Cassie as they embark on more steamy fun. This time on vacation, far from their home in Ashbury. Who knows, maybe our trio will even find another kindred spirit to join them. Or maybe they’ll simply find out that trouble follows them no matter where they go.
Either way, this adventure promises to be even more fun, kinky, and full of action.
Warning: Carelessly Conned Kraken is a spicy urban fantasy adventure. It is obviously pure fantasy, so expect unrealistic over-the-top spicy/steamy situations, some wish fulfillment, a little sophomoric humor, strong language, and a heavy helping of naughty bits. Oh, and a bunch of supernatural creatures, too.
Thanks for listening and if you choose to give my book a try, I truly hope you enjoy it.
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The Sex Olympics pit the greatest and sexiest athletes from across the globe against each other to see who can climax their way to gold. This is the Olympics like you've never seen it before, where the hottest women from France, Italy, Japan, Indonesia, USA, Australia, and the rest of the world go head to head and put their nude bodies on the line. Watch archers shoot dildo arrows in naughty holes, sport climbers negotiate a vibrating wall, and female fencers penetrate each other with their huge swords.
By: Riley Rose
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Lust Witches #1: A Men's Urban Fantasy Adventure (Familiar Magic)
- By: Justin Trublood
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland, Hazel Cohen
- Length: 8 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Marion Baldwin, Mars to his friends, has built a nice, safe life that guarantees a slow path to moderate wealth, two-point-five kids, a house in the suburbs, and a wife on the PTA. In other words, he’s bored beyond reason and has no idea how to turn away from his dismal future. Life changes dramatically for Mars when one fateful Saturday morning, a messenger delivers a book entitled Familiar Magic, a Guide.
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Do you really have to include this?
- By JuanMH on 12-16-22
By: Justin Trublood
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Slice of Life
- By: Solomon Ignis
- Narrated by: Marie Mitchell
- Length: 5 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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And the pizza has a magical property that makes the denizens of Theza feel some type of way. Slice of Life is a Fantasy Comedy (you guessed it) slice-of-life tale about protagonist Jacob G. Neric filled with adventure, pizza-related humor, and saucy action. After finding the mob boss he worked for sold his soul to a succubus, he's transported to a high fantasy world in a mysterious city carved from a mountaintop. Separated into the Lower, Middle, and Upper Rings, the top lives the life of luxury while the Lower Ring toils in squalor.
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spicy Pizza
- By Irene Trex Queen on 10-14-24
By: Solomon Ignis
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Shipwrecked with a Mermaid
- A Quick-Read, Slow-Burn, Monster-Girl Fantasy Romance for Men (Quickies with Cuties: Short and Steamy Romance Fantasies for Men)
- By: Grady Sparks
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings
- Length: 5 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Nate Hartwell has a passion for exploration and a dream to sail around the world. Unfortunately, he's also flat broke, and the meanest old man in town holds a lien on his boat. But no law or locked gate can keep a resourceful man like Nate from his quest. As he travels the globe on his stolen ship, Nate lives a life of adventure, dodging bounty hunters and enjoying spectacular sights and amazing food… all by himself. Living his dream feels hollow without someone to share it with. And he can't stop thinking about the mysterious redhead who keeps appearing in the water…
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It was good up until the end when the fantasy was ruined.
- By Ryan James Mullan on 09-15-24
By: Grady Sparks
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Villain for Hire Omnibus 1
- Babes and Badguys
- By: Jay Aury
- Narrated by: Andrew Pond, Ellory Lane, Edward Black
- Length: 21 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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As a villain for hire I followed those rules, facing down heroes in scripted fights to make them look good for the press and brand deals. Sure, losing every time was a pain, but the money was good. Well, decent. And it kept real heroes off my back. Well, usually.
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a pleasant surprise?
- By Nicolas on 10-27-24
By: Jay Aury
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Accidentally Summoned Succubus
- Spicy Adventures of the Suddenly Supernatural, Book 1
- By: J. Scott Miles
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman
- Length: 7 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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University life can be a real grind, and for twenty-two-year-old Dane Staley that means long hours in the library and not a lot of time for a social life. Not that he’s complaining. As a self-confessed bookworm, the library is a place of comfort for him. That is until he goes in search of research materials in a little used section of the lower level and his life changes forever.
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Great story
- By Gears on 06-13-23
By: J. Scott Miles
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Sex Olympics
- By: Riley Rose
- Narrated by: Nikki Monroe
- Length: 1 hr and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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The Sex Olympics pit the greatest and sexiest athletes from across the globe against each other to see who can climax their way to gold. This is the Olympics like you've never seen it before, where the hottest women from France, Italy, Japan, Indonesia, USA, Australia, and the rest of the world go head to head and put their nude bodies on the line. Watch archers shoot dildo arrows in naughty holes, sport climbers negotiate a vibrating wall, and female fencers penetrate each other with their huge swords.
By: Riley Rose
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Lust Witches #1: A Men's Urban Fantasy Adventure (Familiar Magic)
- By: Justin Trublood
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland, Hazel Cohen
- Length: 8 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Marion Baldwin, Mars to his friends, has built a nice, safe life that guarantees a slow path to moderate wealth, two-point-five kids, a house in the suburbs, and a wife on the PTA. In other words, he’s bored beyond reason and has no idea how to turn away from his dismal future. Life changes dramatically for Mars when one fateful Saturday morning, a messenger delivers a book entitled Familiar Magic, a Guide.
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Do you really have to include this?
- By JuanMH on 12-16-22
By: Justin Trublood
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Slice of Life
- By: Solomon Ignis
- Narrated by: Marie Mitchell
- Length: 5 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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And the pizza has a magical property that makes the denizens of Theza feel some type of way. Slice of Life is a Fantasy Comedy (you guessed it) slice-of-life tale about protagonist Jacob G. Neric filled with adventure, pizza-related humor, and saucy action. After finding the mob boss he worked for sold his soul to a succubus, he's transported to a high fantasy world in a mysterious city carved from a mountaintop. Separated into the Lower, Middle, and Upper Rings, the top lives the life of luxury while the Lower Ring toils in squalor.
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spicy Pizza
- By Irene Trex Queen on 10-14-24
By: Solomon Ignis
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Shipwrecked with a Mermaid
- A Quick-Read, Slow-Burn, Monster-Girl Fantasy Romance for Men (Quickies with Cuties: Short and Steamy Romance Fantasies for Men)
- By: Grady Sparks
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings
- Length: 5 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Story
Nate Hartwell has a passion for exploration and a dream to sail around the world. Unfortunately, he's also flat broke, and the meanest old man in town holds a lien on his boat. But no law or locked gate can keep a resourceful man like Nate from his quest. As he travels the globe on his stolen ship, Nate lives a life of adventure, dodging bounty hunters and enjoying spectacular sights and amazing food… all by himself. Living his dream feels hollow without someone to share it with. And he can't stop thinking about the mysterious redhead who keeps appearing in the water…
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It was good up until the end when the fantasy was ruined.
- By Ryan James Mullan on 09-15-24
By: Grady Sparks
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Villain for Hire Omnibus 1
- Babes and Badguys
- By: Jay Aury
- Narrated by: Andrew Pond, Ellory Lane, Edward Black
- Length: 21 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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As a villain for hire I followed those rules, facing down heroes in scripted fights to make them look good for the press and brand deals. Sure, losing every time was a pain, but the money was good. Well, decent. And it kept real heroes off my back. Well, usually.
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a pleasant surprise?
- By Nicolas on 10-27-24
By: Jay Aury
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AnimeCon
- Harem
- By: FortySixtyFour
- Narrated by: Harriet Sinclair, Jean Paul Garces
- Length: 15 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Brian attends an anime convention with a mysterious charm.
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wth is this?
- By CooJo on 10-21-24
By: FortySixtyFour
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Test Subject
- Escape
- By: A.V. Ray
- Narrated by: Boise Blue, Kat Riley
- Length: 7 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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When Jack Hammond gets locked up in a top secret facility, he thinks he's finally stopped the nightmare that's been following him. But she isn't the only thing that goes bump in the night. As the newest inmate in a co-ed prison, Jack must conquer beauties and bullies alike. There's just one problem: the facility holds far worse things than he can imagine. He might have a tenacious tomboy and bold bombshell in his corner, but he has to escape if he wants to keep them.
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He does nothing but break mirrors 1&2
- By Bishop on 10-10-24
By: A.V. Ray
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Capture, Evolve, Survive: Book 1
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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I guess you could call my latest job interview a success. I got hired, and it's way beyond my wildest dreams. The pay isn't great. And the hours are pretty much 24/7. But there's magic. And a portal to a fantasy world. Those kind of outweigh the negatives. At first, I thought I was just testing the latest VR survival RPG, but I'm starting to think this might not be a game after all. The monsters are definitely life-like and capable of carving me apart on their worst days. But on their best days, I make them mine.
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holy political injection
- By Matthew J Rose on 08-11-24
By: Dante King
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Evan's Eldritch Emporium, Book 1
- By: Nolan Locke
- Narrated by: William Glynn, Elise Glynn
- Length: 19 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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When Evan bridges the gap between worlds, he has no idea how much greater it’s about to become. A late-night drive turns into an overpoweringly sexy adventure as Evan lands in a world where women are hot, men are rare, and sex is a magical coupling that bestows powers upon its participants. But not everything is honeys and peaches in this new land. Conspiracies lurk in the shadows, and not all of the men welcome Evan to share in their sensual paradise.
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WIP
- By GrimReaperD13 on 09-21-24
By: Nolan Locke
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Suburban Warlock
- By: Noah Layton
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 7 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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After years of clearing out the initial floors of dungeons so that famous teams could take the real prizes, I was around about ready to call it quits. But after getting myself dragged into the final floors of a legendary dungeon by a team of equally-legendary morons, I found myself as the only survivor – and the only one to claim the legendary prize on the dungeon’s final floor.
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Had potential...
- By CooJo on 10-30-24
By: Noah Layton
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Royal Blooded
- By: F.G. Smith
- Narrated by: Andrew Pond, Erin Bateman
- Length: 11 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Eli Grayson knew there was no such thing as magic. He knew there were no other worlds filled with magical races beyond his imagining. He knew he was a regular guy, just trying to recover from a brutally difficult breakup. That is, until he foiled an assassination attempt on an elven princess who showed him exactly how wrong he was. He's thrust headfirst into a hidden world of potent magic and sinister plots only to discover he has powers of his own.
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Author needs to keep his politics out of his books
- By Audiophile on 05-16-24
By: F.G. Smith
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Awakening the Angel System Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Dungeon Ducky
- Narrated by: Dylan Wheeler, Ellory Lane
- Length: 36 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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In a Post-Apocalyptic world of Magic and Machinery, Jack Knight is an orphan who finds himself caught between a life-altering decision. Join the military and fight the demon hordes or sell his soul to the Corpos. Both options having minimal appeal to a shut-in like Jack. Thanks to the high cost of living, and his sister’s medical expenses, Jack has never given much thought to what he’d want to do with life, always living paycheck to paycheck, scrounging just enough to keep the lights on and his sister safe. However, an Angel presents him with a third option.
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False story impression
- By richard s. on 08-03-24
By: Dungeon Ducky
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Between Heaven and Hell Omnibus, Books 1-3
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 22 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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3 volumes in a single offering! I didn't think retiring to Mexico with my Russian girlfriend would last—turns out I was right. What we didn't expect was that we'd be embroiled in a secret war between Heaven and Hell. Yeah, demons and angels exist, and they're about as powerful and deadly as we've been led to believe.
By: Dante King
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Realm Guard
- Realm Guard, Book 1
- By: Noah Layton
- Narrated by: Michael Gallagher, Maeve York
- Length: 7 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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After an accident cut my life short, a realm keeper gave me a second chance: be resurrected as a realm guard in another world. Bold heroics and brave adventures? Occasionally; this is a peaceful realm, and outside of guard patrols I need to help protect the beautiful women in the local community. If I can keep the tavern across the street safe, clear the local mine of monsters, and track down the local potion master's missing assistant, things might just work out.
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Fun story and amazing women
- By IsekaiRomance on 12-09-24
By: Noah Layton
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Birthright
- Demon Hunter, Book 1
- By: Michael Dalton
- Narrated by: Sierra Kline
- Length: 5 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Jimmy Kaplan has a hard enough time staying on top of his graduate studies in chemical engineering and dealing with the death of his quirky, cantankerous grandmother, who raised him from childhood. When a beautiful, mysterious woman appears in his apartment building and friends start turning up dead, Jimmy finds himself drawn into his grandmother's books on magic and demonology, even as he scorns them as superstition. But all is not as it seems. For his grandmother was tied up with an ancient legacy that Jimmy must face whether he believes in it or not.
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Has sex with friends murderer instead of sending her back to hell.
- By Ayce on 09-15-22
By: Michael Dalton
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Dark City Girls
- An Urban Fantasy
- By: Michael Dalton, Adam Lance
- Narrated by: Evan Jordan, Alyssa Poon
- Length: 7 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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For a hundred and fifty years, Ezekiel Zane knew nothing but war—endless war in the name of the Fates, the Fae, and anyone who would hire him. Yet the glory of leading the most elite team of magical mercenaries in existence cost him the only thing he ever loved. He’s done. Retired to a community of renegade fae, street-racing shifters, and fallen celestials, Zane’s quiet life on the beach comes with challenges no greater than finding a reason to get out of bed in the morning and knowing when to call it a night at the bar down the street.
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I love this world
- By Shiel on 10-31-24
By: Michael Dalton, and others
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Saxon Max
- By: JG Jerome
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Maeve York
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Maxwell Morgan has always been a very practical guy. He started working at age fifteen because his foster family was stretched thin. He joined the army right out of high school to earn money for college. Even after getting his first job after college, he kept working the three jobs that let him get there—National Guard infantryman, farmer, and blacksmith. About nine months into his new job as an HR Generalist, Max’s boss arranged a one-week team-building event for the team. Max and his five attractive, female co-workers boarded the plane for Sheridan, Wyoming, and then things went sideways.
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Modern folks meet 3rd century Saxons and Franks
- By Haremsfan on 06-16-22
By: JG Jerome