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Publisher's summary
Spicy Urban Fantasy featuring a Warlock, a Succubus, a Dryad, and more. With elements of supernatural harem, multi-partner relationships, light progression, and an irritated Incubus.
Please read warning and author’s note below.
In this steamy 3rd book in the Spicy Adventures of the Suddenly Supernatural series, novice warlock Dane Staley has faced two vengeful demons in as many months, plus a manipulative vampire of a boss, all while dealing with university finals. What mortal could be expected to handle all that?
Luckily, Dane Staley isn’t a mortal any longer. He’s a promising warlock, with a sensuous succubus and an equally beautiful, if rather eccentric, dryad by his side.
Our trio of lovers is looking forward to summer break and an opportunity to unwind with their friends. And with their recent demon troubles behind them, what could be better than a trip to the lake for some rest and relaxation?
In this third installment of the Spicy Adventures of the Suddenly Supernatural series, reconnect with Dane, Maeve, and Cassie as they embark on more steamy fun. This time on vacation, far from their home in Ashbury. Who knows, maybe our trio will even find another kindred spirit to join them. Or maybe they’ll simply find out that trouble follows them no matter where they go.
Either way, this adventure promises to be even more fun, kinky, and full of action.
Warning: Carelessly Conned Kraken is a spicy urban fantasy adventure. It is obviously pure fantasy, so expect unrealistic over-the-top spicy/steamy situations, some wish fulfillment, a little sophomoric humor, strong language, and a heavy helping of naughty bits. Oh, and a bunch of supernatural creatures, too.
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If you’ve ever wondered why Squibs are never offered a place at Hogwarts, what happened when Vernon Dursley first met James Potter, or how Dumbledore and McGonagall formed their lifelong friendship, From the Wizarding Archive should go straight to the top of your wish list. Containing 80 articles written by J.K. Rowling for the original Pottermore website and available for the first time in audio, exclusively from Audible, Harry Potter fans everywhere are in for a treat.
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Great Rowling stuff, horrible introductions
- By lad on 08-31-24
By: J.K. Rowling, and others
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