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My Whorizontal Life

An Escort's Tale: The First Six Months

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My Whorizontal Life

By: Sephe Haven
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One woman.

Two lives.

Oh so many men.

One at a time (mostly).

My Whorizontal Life is the true story of a naïve, empathic young woman driven by her desire for fantasy and romance, fearful of the "real world", who dreams of finding true love and being an actress extraordinaire. As poverty and debt overwhelm her, she takes what she thinks will be a very limited leap into the underground work of escorting. But finds it is not so easy to get out. Or maybe she doesn’t want to?

©2019 Sephe Haven (P)2019 Sephe Haven

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