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Size Definitely Matters!
- Way Too Big to Pull Out Again
- Narrated by: Alexandria Blackstone
- Length: 24 mins
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A sexually inexperienced 18-year-old gets the evening she's always wanted when she looks after the house of a well-known erotic author with a breeding fetish. Will Sash bow to his every demand, or will the confident but inexperienced girl get to take control and fulfill her own dirty desires?
Size Definitely Matters! is a red-hot, erotic short that explores themes of penis size; breeding; role-play performance; power play; rough, animalistic sex; and sex between people of different ages. It features scenes of an explicit sexual nature between consenting adults and is intended for a mature audience only.
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- Bryant Facey
- 07-10-15
The narrator makes the story
Where does Size Definitely Matters! rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
It definitely is well written story and the narrator Alexandria makes the story even better and so real.
What was one of the most memorable moments of Size Definitely Matters!?
Realizing that Alexandria wasn't the one actually getting dominated....
What does Alexandria Blackstone bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
Makes you feel as you are in the corner just watching yourself...brings it to life!
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
I believe there have already been movies with this story plot....babysitters club xxl
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- maureen
- 06-02-15
left me wanting more
The voice of the narrator really brings this book to life she reads it as if she is enjoying it just the same , I look forward to listening to more love this voice
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- Rolland B
- 05-29-15
Gets the Blood Flowing!
Would you consider the audio edition of Size Definitely Matters! to be better than the print version?
Absolutely - I'm more of an audio/visual person so this is a story that I most likely would not read. But listening to it was a whole new experience for me. I've done audio books before but not with a story like this.
What did you like best about this story?
The pacing and the language. A lot bolder than I expected, which I liked.
What does Alexandria Blackstone bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
Having the book read to you by a woman with a sultry, sexy voice is a no brainer. Her voice is soothing and really makes a hot story that much hotter.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Yes after hearing the first minute or so I couldn't stop til it was done. It is the perfect length for a one sitting listen.
Any additional comments?
This was my first foray into "erotic fiction". Honestly I thought it was for women. But I enjoyed this tremendously. I never thought of listening to a woman read a sexy story, and now I can't believe that I've never done this before. Very hot and very much worth the $$. I'll be back for more.
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- Brian E. Sikorski
- 06-11-15
The best drive drive home EVER!
Would you listen to Size Definitely Matters! again? Why?
Yes, I would definitely listen again. This book get you in the mood in so many ways! Driving home from work, listening to this story by Thrust, I couldn't wait to get home and see my wife. The story is so well delivered, you feel as you are there listening, watching. It's pulls you in and makes you wait with anticipation for every syllable. Alexandria Blackstone's narration was perfect, she managed to capture the very essence of the character and portray the emotions with such open sincerity. Fantastic story that I look forward to hearing again very soon.
Who was your favorite character and why?
With only two main characters in the story, it is hard to take sides. As a man, I wanted to be the older man, I wanted to be doing what he was doing and receiving what he was receiving. I don't want to give too much away!
Which scene was your favorite?
As it was a short story, the bulk of the heat takes place in the bedroom and everything that happened in there got my blood flowing.
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
The straight and candid talk, the natural language that made the story feel realistic. No over the top adjectives, just plain and simple to the point eroticism. I don't want to be crude, but in all honesty, the writing was so intense that I had to loosen my belt on the drive home as the story was having a reaction on me.
Any additional comments?
I look forward to hearing another story by Thrust and narrated by Alexandria Blackstone It was the perfect pairing!
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- David
- 05-27-15
It may be big, but it's a little short.
The story was pretty hot, but very quick and to the point. I was hoping to hear a little more build up aka foreplay, leading up to the big finale, or even a round 2 romp of our two characters. It would have been great to have them go at it again and maybe explore a little more of the control and domination from the male, that the female lead expressed having a desire for.
Miss Blackstone delivers again however, in her narration of this hot tale. She definitely has a little slutty valley girl voice, that hits the nail on the head for our female lead. Just wish the story was a little longer, would have loved to hear her tell us even more raunchy details
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- Turk182
- 05-27-15
Sultry Voice. Feasable Plot. A Voyur's Delight.
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
Did you ever get caught up in a friend's personal journey you could not escape? From the moment her voice began, I could not escape. I was trapped against my will- frozen to the sound of her voice. Every new turn had me wanting more.
Who was your favorite character and why?
Sash. Definitely the kind of girl you could listen to for hours.
Which character – as performed by Alexandria Blackstone – was your favorite?
Sash. Her character is very noticeable and easy to visualize given Alexandria Blackstone's pitch-perfect portrayal.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Goodness. All in one sitting? Ummm...
Any additional comments?
This is the kind of audio book that tethers at your sexual desires. You can put yourself right in the scene yet you will find yourself wishing you were there. Pour some wine. Put on "Glory Box" by Portishead. Lose yourself in the moment.
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- BayBee
- 06-03-15
GETS THE BLOOD PUMPING!!
Would you consider the audio edition of Size Definitely Matters! to be better than the print version?
The narrator made this story come to life. It was as if I was hiding in the closet watching. It gives new meaning to dirty little secrets that would only be written in a diary. Very captivating.
What did you like best about this story?
The hint of the forbidden. Everyone has a bit of a dark side and this is a glimpse into that.
What about Alexandria Blackstone’s performance did you like?
Her voice is absolutely titilating.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Yes
Any additional comments?
Anxious to hear more.
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- Brandan
- 06-07-15
Wow!
What made the experience of listening to Size Definitely Matters! the most enjoyable?
Alexandria Blackstone's narration is superb! Really brings the story to life.
What about Alexandria Blackstone’s performance did you like?
Yes! 10/10
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Not too long and not too short. Just right ;)
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- Matthew
- 06-02-15
Sexy Voice Elevates and Engulfs Satisfying Story
Would you say that listening to this book was time well-spent? Why or why not?
This quick story rises throughout the telling, locks you in and finishes well. The pacing was suitable for the subject matter.
Have you listened to any of Alexandria Blackstone’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
This is my first experience with Alexandria Blackstone but, I assure you, it won't be my last. Her creamy tones allows for the repeated listening without every getting bored.
Do you think Size Definitely Matters! needs a follow-up book? Why or why not?
Whenever I buy a cream pie at the grocery store, I swear I'm going to have just one piece. One piece is plenty, right? I should be satisfied. But, not long after the first, I'm ready to go back for seconds. Size Definitely Matters! needs a follow-up. I must hear again from both our young lady, Sash, and from narrator Alexandria Blackstone.
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- Karin B
- 06-12-15
Alexandria's voice makes me squirm!!
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
This book was Hotttt with a million T's!
If you're looking for a steamy story to help you "relax", this one is it!
Who was your favorite character and why?
There were only two characters so I identified with the female character.
Alexandria's skillful narration made me feel like I was the female in the story.
Any additional comments?
I will be sure to purchase more erotica if it's read by Alexandria Blackstone, she really has a knack for it!
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