Preview
  • 250 Ultimate Funny Pick Up Lines

  • Hilarious, Cute, and Cheesy Pick Up Lines to Meet Women
  • By: Jack Daytona
  • Narrated by: Eddie Leonard Jr.
  • Length: 23 mins
  • 3.5 out of 5 stars (10 ratings)

Prime logo Prime members: New to Audible?
Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
Premium Plus auto-renews for $14.95/mo after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

250 Ultimate Funny Pick Up Lines

By: Jack Daytona
Narrated by: Eddie Leonard Jr.
Try for $0.00

$14.95/month after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

Buy for $3.95

Buy for $3.95

Pay using card ending in
By confirming your purchase, you agree to Audible's Conditions of Use and Amazon's Privacy Notice. Taxes where applicable.

Publisher's summary

A collection of 250 of the funniest pickup lines anywhere!

If you love adult humor and a good laugh, then you will enjoy these cute, nerdy, and dirty pickup lines.

Many lines can be deployed effectively in real life without the threat of an impending face slap. However, other offensive lines are for entertainment only. You have to decide your level of risk.

"On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?"

"I wish I was your calculus homework. Because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on your desk."

Eighteen chapters include topics such as animals and music, and there's even a chapter just for the girls, to help pick up guys. Also included are chapters for Twitter and Tinder lines, to help you stand out on the latest social networks. Free bonus chapter: Turn Downs: Hilarious Insults to Make Any Creeper Leave You Alone.

©2016 Jack Daytona (P)2016 Jack Daytona
activate_Holiday_promo_in_buybox_DT_T2

What listeners say about 250 Ultimate Funny Pick Up Lines

Average customer ratings
Overall
  • 3.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    5
  • 4 Stars
    1
  • 3 Stars
    0
  • 2 Stars
    2
  • 1 Stars
    2
Performance
  • 3.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    2
  • 4 Stars
    2
  • 3 Stars
    0
  • 2 Stars
    1
  • 1 Stars
    1
Story
  • 3 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    2
  • 4 Stars
    1
  • 3 Stars
    0
  • 2 Stars
    2
  • 1 Stars
    1

Reviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.

Sort by:
Filter by:
  • Overall
    4 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    4 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    4 out of 5 stars
Listener received this title free

good

Loved it !! this story. the narrator is so fantastic it's like your really there!! good overall

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    2 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    4 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    2 out of 5 stars
Listener received this title free

Lame, pretty stupid

The title of my review says it all. Not very funny. I would buy this. Definitely don’t waste your few dollars.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    1 out of 5 stars

I bought it so you don't have to! Pretty bad.

Other than what's in the description, there is pretty much nothing funny here, stuff you'd hear in middle school hallways.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

1 person found this helpful