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250 Ultimate Funny Pick Up Lines

Hilarious, Cute, and Cheesy Pick Up Lines to Meet Women

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250 Ultimate Funny Pick Up Lines

By: Jack Daytona
Narrated by: Eddie Leonard Jr.
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A collection of 250 of the funniest pickup lines anywhere!

If you love adult humor and a good laugh, then you will enjoy these cute, nerdy, and dirty pickup lines.

Many lines can be deployed effectively in real life without the threat of an impending face slap. However, other offensive lines are for entertainment only. You have to decide your level of risk.

"On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?"

"I wish I was your calculus homework. Because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on your desk."

Eighteen chapters include topics such as animals and music, and there's even a chapter just for the girls, to help pick up guys. Also included are chapters for Twitter and Tinder lines, to help you stand out on the latest social networks. Free bonus chapter: Turn Downs: Hilarious Insults to Make Any Creeper Leave You Alone.

©2016 Jack Daytona (P)2016 Jack Daytona
Performing Arts Comedy Stand-Up Funny Witty
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Loved it !! this story. the narrator is so fantastic it's like your really there!! good overall

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The title of my review says it all. Not very funny. I would buy this. Definitely don’t waste your few dollars.

Lame, pretty stupid

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Other than what's in the description, there is pretty much nothing funny here, stuff you'd hear in middle school hallways.

I bought it so you don't have to! Pretty bad.

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