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Neill Thorne
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Rob Hart
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“The best kind of thriller. . . . Suspenseful, sentimental, and ultimately redemptive, Assassins Anonymous is a can’t-miss novel.”—S. A. Cosby, author of All the Sinners Bleed
In this clever, surprising, thriller, the world’s most lethal assassin gives up the violent life only to find himself under siege by mysterious assailants. It’s a kill-or-be-killed situation, but the first option is off the table. What’s a reformed hit man to do?
Mark was the most dangerous killer-for-hire in the world. But after learning the hard way that his life’s work made him more monster than man, he left all of that behind, and joined a twelve-step group for reformed killers.
When Mark is viciously attacked by an unknown assailant, he is forced on the run. From New York to Singapore to London, he chases after clues while dodging attacks and trying to solve the puzzle of who’s after him. All without killing anyone. Or getting killed himself. For an assassin, Mark learns, nonviolence is a real hassle.
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Critic reviews
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“Absolutely wonderful! From concept to execution (so to speak!) Assassins Anonymous sets the standard for smart, compelling, nonstop crime fiction—all told in the resonant voice of a natural born storyteller. I read Hart’s book in one sitting and I am positive you will too. Bravo!”—Jeffery Deaver, author of Hunting Time
“Rob Hart’s Assassins Anonymous isn’t just a great, brutal, action-packed hitman story—it’s a simmering character study that digs deep into what it’s like to struggle with addiction. Few books can balance being a thrilling page-turner and heartfelt personal saga, but Hart makes it look easy.”—Alex Segura, author of Secret Identity
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Alice Chen doesn’t believe in true love, but she does believe in cold, hard cash. Buckling under the weight of student debt and her mother’s medical bills, Alice will do anything to make bank–even star on Dawn Tay’s Inferno, the hot new reality TV show designed to push couples to their breaking point. The show is Alice’s chance to sip cocktails on the beach and win a cash prize of a million dollars. But when her fiancé cheats on her with another contestant, Alice is faced with a choice.
By: Jennifer Young, and others
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Kill Creatures
- By: Rory Power
- Narrated by: Valerie Rose Lohman
- Length: 6 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Nan's story has always been the same. Last summer, she, Luce, Edie, and Jane took a boat out for one final swim in the river. It was a perfect summer night. But the only one who returned that night was Nan. She maintains that she has no idea what happened to her three friends. The girls went ahead, and it was as though they disappeared into thin air. Now, one year later, it's the memorial of that night. All of Saltcedar has gathered at the river. Nan is even wearing the same clothes she wore that fateful day last summer. And when Luce climbs out of the water, no one is more surprised than Nan.
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Not great
- By MrsForbes1120 on 06-18-25
By: Rory Power
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El Dorado Drive
- By: Megan Abbott
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley
- Length: 10 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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All I want is to be innocent again. But that's not how it works. Especially not after the Wheel. The three Bishop sisters grew up in privilege in the moneyed suburbs of Detroit. But as the auto industry declined, so did their fortunes. Harper, the youngest, is barely making ends meet when her beloved, charismatic sister Pam—currently in the middle of a contentious battle with her ex-husband—and her eldest sister, Debra, approach her about joining an exciting new club.
By: Megan Abbott
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Alter Ego
- A Novel
- By: Alex Segura
- Narrated by: Frankie Corzo
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Annie Bustamante is a cultural force like none other: an acclaimed filmmaker, an author, a comic book artist known for one of the all time best superhero comics in recent memory. But she’s never been able to tackle her longtime favorite superhero, the Lethal Lynx. Only known to the most die-hard comics fans and long out of print, the rights were never available—until now. But Annie is skeptical of who is making the offer: Bert Carlyle's father started Triumph Comics, and has long claimed ownership of the Lynx
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A strong female main character
- By Ann on 02-11-25
By: Alex Segura
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Notes on Infinity
- A Novel
- By: Austin Taylor
- Narrated by: Helen Laser, Shahjehan Khan
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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A singular, extraordinary debut about Zoe and Jack, Harvard students who find themselves propelled into the intoxicating biotech startup world when they announce they’ve discovered the cure for aging. A different kind of love story where the thirst for achievement consumes and the stakes are forever.
By: Austin Taylor
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Park Avenue
- A Novel
- By: Renée Ahdieh
- Narrated by: Michelle H. Lee
- Length: 11 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Jia Song has always been destined for greatness. As the daughter of Korean bodega owners, she promised herself that she would have every Fifth Avenue luxury when she grew up, and it is all finally within reach. She has just made junior partner at her prestigious Manhattan law firm, she can count on her two best friends to have her back, and she is about to score the ultraluxe gold-on-gold Birkin bag of her dreams. So when her boss asks her to sit in on the hush-hush family implosion of a high-level client, she accepts without hesitation.
By: Renée Ahdieh
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Kill Your Darlings
- A Novel
- By: Peter Swanson
- Narrated by: Steven Weber
- Length: 8 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Thom and Wendy Graves have been married for over twenty-five years. They live in a beautiful Victorian on the north shore of Massachusetts. Wendy is a published poet and Thom teaches English literature at a nearby university. Their son, Jason, is all grown up. All is well…except that Wendy wants to murder her husband.
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Not even finished yet
- By Kindle Customer on 06-16-25
By: Peter Swanson
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Murder Runs in the Family
- By: Tamara Berry
- Narrated by: Hillary Huber, Adam Grupper, Cynthia Darlow, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Former PI-in-training Amber Winslow has decided to flee her life in the dead of night, carrying nothing but the clothes on her back. Down on her luck and with no other choice, she heads to the sunny state of Arizona to the luxury accommodations of her grandmother’s retirement community. Never mind that Amber’s never actually met her estranged and eccentric Grandma Jade.
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So.Much.Fun!!!
- By Rwf on 06-04-25
By: Tamara Berry
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Night and Day in Misery
- The Shivers Collection
- By: Catriona Ward
- Narrated by: Mia Hutchinson-Shaw
- Length: 1 hr and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Room 17 was the last stop on her husband and son’s journey. Eight years after their deaths, Stella books the same room, hoping to commune with their memories. But as she tries to sleep, disturbing and urgent visions blur the lines between reality and the supernatural, and the other side sends a terrifying message.
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Meh
- By Regina on 06-16-25
By: Catriona Ward
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The Ghostwriter
- A Novel
- By: Julie Clark
- Narrated by: Ellen Archer, Katie Schorr, Josh Hurley
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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The Taylor family shatters in a single night when two teenage siblings are found dead in their own home. The only surviving sibling, Vincent, never shakes the whispers and accusations that he was the one who killed them. Decades later, the legend only grows as his career as a horror writer skyrockets. Ghostwriter Olivia Dumont has spent her entire professional life hiding the fact that she is the only child of Vincent Taylor. Now on the brink of financial ruin, she's offered a job to ghostwrite her father's last book. What she doesn't know is that this project is another one of his lies.
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Twisty
- By marianne on 06-11-25
By: Julie Clark
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Welcome to Murder Week
- By: Karen Dukess
- Narrated by: Carlotta Brentan
- Length: 8 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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When thirty-four-year-old Cath loses her mostly absentee mother, she is ambivalent. With days of quiet, unassuming routine in Buffalo, New York, Cath consciously avoids the impulsive, thrill-seeking lifestyle that her mother once led. But when she’s forced to go through her mother’s things one afternoon, Cath is perplexed to find tickets for an upcoming “murder week” in England’s Peak District: a whole town has come together to stage a fake murder mystery to attract tourism to their quaint hamlet.
By: Karen Dukess
I knew virtually nothing about this book when I started it and immediately was captivated. I couldn’t stop listening.
Unexpectedly delightful
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Fun and memorable characters
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the readers voice
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There is humanity in all of us.
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A good story
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Awful narration
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That people actually make a living with these bizarre assignations.
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The narration is the only weak point here. The narrator spends half the novel dripping smarminess from every word and the last half overwrought emotion. It's a lot.
But overall. a truly terrific book
Fun story
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Most of the twists are predictable. The main characters constant moaning gets old and many of the characters actions will have you wondering if he's actually as smart as he claims to be.
As it stands "Assassins Anonymous" is just another good idea dragged down with bad writing.
The audio performance of this Novel is a saving grace. There is good action scenes, though the ending was a bit of a let down.
Good idea, bad writing
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Not a good read
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