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Assassins Anonymous
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- Length: 9 hrs and 22 mins
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“The best kind of thriller. . . . Suspenseful, sentimental, and ultimately redemptive, Assassins Anonymous is a can’t-miss novel.”—S. A. Cosby, author of All the Sinners Bleed
In this clever, surprising, thriller, the world’s most lethal assassin gives up the violent life only to find himself under siege by mysterious assailants. It’s a kill-or-be-killed situation, but the first option is off the table. What’s a reformed hit man to do?
Mark was the most dangerous killer-for-hire in the world. But after learning the hard way that his life’s work made him more monster than man, he left all of that behind, and joined a twelve-step group for reformed killers.
When Mark is viciously attacked by an unknown assailant, he is forced on the run. From New York to Singapore to London, he chases after clues while dodging attacks and trying to solve the puzzle of who’s after him. All without killing anyone. Or getting killed himself. For an assassin, Mark learns, nonviolence is a real hassle.
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A firstCLUE Book of the Week
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It’s 1984, and life has changed beyond recognition. Airstrip One, formerly known as Great Britain, is a place where Big Brother is always watching, and nobody can hide. Except, perhaps, for Winston Smith. Whilst working at the Ministry of Truth, rewriting history, he secretly dreams of freedom. And in a world where love and sex are forbidden, where it’s hard to distinguish between friend and foe, he meets Julia and O’Brien and vows to rebel.
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A Revelation!
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Jenny sits in the same seat on the same train every week, seeing familiar faces come and go. Until a chance encounter shatters her world. Sixteen years ago, Jenny survived a traumatic ordeal that left her best friend, Susie, missing and presumed dead. The world has its theories about what happened to Susie Patterson, and one of those theories points the finger at Jenny. Now she lives a quiet life, volunteering at a crisis helpline while trying to deal with her own anxiety and the true crime fans obsessed with finding her missing friend.
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Awesome
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Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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A ferrari with no motor
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They were madly in love. The perfect couple. That was the story everyone in South River believed...until Gin Talcott and Adam Archer are found shot in their bed. Adam is dead at the scene. Gin is fighting for her life. Detectives Greta Jessup and Finn Pate are assigned to the case. Greta has a long history with Gin’s first husband, Eddie, and is determined to protect his 18-year-old twins. Piper discovered the bodies. Daniel is missing—and so is Adam’s gun.
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Surprised
- By marcie on 05-25-24
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Too Late
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Sloan will go through hell and back for those she loves. And she does so, every single day. Caught up with the alluring Asa Jackson, a notorious drug trafficker, Sloan has finally found a lifeline to cling to, even if it’s meant compromising her morals. She was in dire straits trying to pay for her brother’s care until she met Asa. But as Sloan became emotionally and economically reliant on him, he in turn developed a disturbing obsession with her—one that becomes increasingly dangerous every day.
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Triggering and poor narration
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Tess Strebel can’t recognize her own face. She can’t recognize her home. Her bedroom is unfamiliar. And she can’t remember the handsome stranger lying next to her in bed. A stranger who claims he’s her husband. Tess reads a letter in her own handwriting, composed during a rare lucid day, explaining her life as it now exists: she was in a terrible car accident one year ago. Every morning, she wakes up unable to remember most of the last decade. Including her own wedding.
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Eh
- By Zoe on 03-16-24
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As Charly struggles to recover from her brain injury, she begins to realize that the events of that fateful night are trapped in the damaged right side of her brain. Now, she must put the jigsaw pieces together to discover the identity of the man who tried to kill her...before he finishes the job he started.
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Who Else Laughed, Cried, and Shuddered?
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- R. Morehouse
- 08-06-24
Unexpectedly delightful
I would call this a thriller with a healthy dose of wry humor.
I knew virtually nothing about this book when I started it and immediately was captivated. I couldn’t stop listening.
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- PRFH
- 06-19-24
That people actually make a living with these bizarre assignations.
Started not to purchase as killing for killings sake just isn’t my normal cup of tea! But it was an ok plot in the end.
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- michelle brigstock
- 09-17-24
the readers voice
it was a good book. maybe a sequel would be ok. I'd listen to it
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- Sundancer
- 10-28-24
There is humanity in all of us.
Jason Statham? lol And olives really do belong on pizza! Seriously, I found this book really engaging and quite a fun read.
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- Leanne J.
- 09-06-24
Awful narration
The narrator was overly dramatic. Sounded like a bad radio dj. Story was moderately fun.
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- Asilagin
- 10-29-24
One of the worst books ever
Idea sounds good - AA for assassins. But this is about it. It’s a woke assassin who hates police and bi. Book is full of anti- cliches, too painful to repeat. It’s also full of inaccuracies. And the worst of all is the narrator. Pretty much every word ends with lots of huffs and puffs, even those words that seem to be good candidates for it. Like water becomes wateruh. Either huh or uuh or ooh. And he does it for the whole book, from start to finish. I highly recommend NOT reading this book unless you are literary masochist (I guess I am once a year)
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- Ronald L. Brunt
- 06-25-24
Not a good read
An interesting story idea that was very poorly developed - disjointed - technically stilted. Narrator's breathy delivery was hard to listen to.
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- Jessica D. Reece
- 09-27-24
I rolled my eyes so much they hurt
I have never heard a narrator mispronounce more words in my life. Maybe that wouldn't have been so noticeable if the story itself didn't read like self-insert fanfiction.
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