Bedtime Stories for Cynics Audiobook By Dave Hill, Jessica Conrad, Sean Keane, Matt Lieb, Gretchen Enders, Guy Branum, Brent Weinbach cover art

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Bedtime Stories for Cynics

By: Dave Hill, Jessica Conrad, Sean Keane, Matt Lieb, Gretchen Enders, Guy Branum, Brent Weinbach
Narrated by: Nick Offerman, Phoebe Robinson, David Spade, Maria Bamford, Patton Oswalt, Wyatt Cenac, Tommy Chong, Lewis Black, Tony Hale, Natasha Leggero, John O’Hurley, Nick Thune, Brent Weinbach
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Are the kids asleep? Yes? Good. This one isn’t for them. Now, if your weary, grown-up mind has been searching for a snarkier alternative to your favorite childhood tales, this Audible Original, hosted by Nick Offerman (Parks & Recreation), will scratch that itch - and then some. Enjoy a hilarious collection of short stories, featuring performances from the likes of Tommy Chong (Cheech & Chong), Tony Hale (Veep), Patton Oswalt (The Goldbergs), and David Spade (Saturday Night Live).

Contains explicit content.

©2019 Audible Originals, LLC (P)2019 Audible Originals, LLC. Audio Performances & Dramatizations Literature & Fiction Storytelling Funny Witty Feel-Good
Hilarious Retellings • Creative Twists • Stellar Cast • Excellent Narration • Adult Humor • Entertaining Parodies
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was this supposed to be funny. mission accomplished, I guess!!! . performance great but the content is wanting. 😴😴😴

uhhmm! 😴😴😴

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Loved the narration and all star cast. It just wasn't as good as the other book.

Petty Good

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grrrrreat! the main narrator presenting the stories was my fave part, but absolutely loved everything about it

💗😁💗

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loved it! made me laugh and smile. loves all the stories and the comedians. awesome

great

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I enjoyed all of these stories! The intro's had me on the floor laughing. My work is stressful sometimes and listening to this while doing crappy tasks made the time fly! Thanks for every story. I looked up a couple times and was like....wait. Very good and easy listen. I will certainly replay on restless nights. 🌙

Hilarious

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Loved this fun assortment of stories. The vocal performances especially the narration by Nick Offerman was great.

Fun Collection

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great stories and a great cast of celebrities to voice different stories. highly recommend

great adult stories

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Hilariously new take on childhood stories we all grew up listening to. Loved it!

I'm no rat!

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This would be great without the intros. They are too long and take away from the stories

Funny but....

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Firstly, if you had a childhood where you grew up on fairy tales, DO NOT listen to this book. It will literally spoil every single beautiful fairy tale you knew and loved so much as it turns every single one into something horrifying. Don't get me wrong, they are extremely funny but I was so surprised at the outcome of some of these stories...lo... I'm sorry, I can't give a straight comment on this book.

Depressingly Funny

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