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  • Bite Me If You Can

  • Argeneau Vampires, Book 6
  • By: Lynsay Sands
  • Narrated by: Rick Robertson
  • Length: 9 hrs and 32 mins
  • 4.6 out of 5 stars (1,203 ratings)

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Bite Me If You Can

By: Lynsay Sands
Narrated by: Rick Robertson
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Publisher's summary

One minute Leigh is walking home in the early hours of the morning, and the next a vampire is sinking his teeth into her neck. Turns out it was a rogue vampire marked for termination, but it does Leigh little good, because the damage's already been done. She's become one of them.

Lucian Argeneau, hunter of rogue vampires, has been alive for over 2,000 years, and there's very little to excite him anymore. Food has become tasteless, sex is ordinary. Then Leigh drops into his life. Suddenly, he finds himself craving coffee...and imagining the sassy brunette atop the black satin sheets on his nice big bed. It's Lucian's job now to enlighten Leigh on the inner workings of being immortal - and tutoring her is igniting a fire in him that hasn't burned in centuries.

But until they stop a renegade bloodsucker from destroying the human race, passion will have to wait!

Love in vein: listen to more tales of the Argeneau Vampires.
©2007 Lynsay Sands (P)2009 HarperCollins Publishers
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Love it!

Love this reading and the story is great! I wish all the volumes so far were read by this narrator.

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Love the bite

I loved this book the narrator was great loved listening to his voice. Can’t wait to listen to the next story.

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Linsay Sands your Argeneau Vampires arr the best

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

I recomend the Argeneau stories ubsolutely,positively . Because they are the best, lighthearted and entertaining storries. I read or lissen to them over and over again when I feel a bit down and they pick me up each and every time.

What was one of the most memorable moments of Bite Me If You Can?

I can not just pick one out of the story I Love Lucian's way and behaviour it is just so funny

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you cant go wrong with the Argeneau's

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Absolutely love it

I love this narrator. This whole series of books is just amazing. I highly recommend them!

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Love this one!!

Lucian finally has met his match! Lea is such a strong compliment to his surly manor. Great read.

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Excellent

Loved it....I love all her books. I always love to see how the characters are going to come together

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I love Lucian

By far my favorite of the series thus far (I have read the first 28 so far) I don’t usually write reviews, but I felt this book needed to stand out from the other 27 in the series. Lucian was a character that I liked before this book, but it seemed he was too old to have true emotions much less find a life mate. He was always in control and made decisions from a logical and pragmatic standpoint, not letting his emotions play a part (or even revealing he had deep emotions). Watching him lose his cool and his control was hilarious and it made him my absolute favorite, even after reading book 28 and getting to know many more members of the family. Love all these books, but I love Lucian’s the most.

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ABSOLUTE NO TO THE NARRATOR

Cannot. Dude straight up sounds like a pedophile. Took my dope ass book and turned it into something that felt gross. I want to throw up. I just can’t. 0/10, would not recommend. Im gunna go shower now.

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Lynsay Sands is Awesome

Would you listen to Bite Me If You Can again? Why?

Of Course I would listen again, I listen to all here books so far at lest 2- 3 times. It helps pass the day by and I enjoy listen to here the stories while walking, resting, and just for the fun.

Who was your favorite character and why?

my favorite character in this novel is Lucian. It was neat to see the stern and athortian go through denial, recognition, and finally make the same sort of life mate mistakes everyone else made. Linsay done a total awesome job with this book.

What does Rick Robertson bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

He is way better at personalizing the characters that gave them more real feel to their vocie then I could. Thanks Rick.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Yes, but my schedule made me stretch it out to a week. But I still enjoyed and will be listenting to it again when I go on a mini vacation.

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Lynsay, keep up the great work and looking forward to your next book in the life of these immortals.

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I love this series!

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I've listened to this series over and over again. Can't wait for the next book! I'll sure I'll listen to the whole series again!

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