
Bite Me If You Can
Argeneau Vampires, Book 6
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Rick Robertson
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Lynsay Sands
About this listen
Lucian Argeneau, hunter of rogue vampires, has been alive for over 2,000 years, and there's very little to excite him anymore. Food has become tasteless, sex is ordinary. Then Leigh drops into his life. Suddenly, he finds himself craving coffee...and imagining the sassy brunette atop the black satin sheets on his nice big bed. It's Lucian's job now to enlighten Leigh on the inner workings of being immortal - and tutoring her is igniting a fire in him that hasn't burned in centuries.
But until they stop a renegade bloodsucker from destroying the human race, passion will have to wait!
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- B Kizer
- 05-15-21
Love it!
Love this reading and the story is great! I wish all the volumes so far were read by this narrator.
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- John Bodenhamer
- 07-12-23
Love the bite
I loved this book the narrator was great loved listening to his voice. Can’t wait to listen to the next story.
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- Elisa💗
- 03-10-25
the characters are great!!
I have read this book four times and still had to purchase it on audible to have it read to me it's that good!
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- Kindle Customer
- 07-07-12
Linsay Sands your Argeneau Vampires arr the best
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
I recomend the Argeneau stories ubsolutely,positively . Because they are the best, lighthearted and entertaining storries. I read or lissen to them over and over again when I feel a bit down and they pick me up each and every time.
What was one of the most memorable moments of Bite Me If You Can?
I can not just pick one out of the story I Love Lucian's way and behaviour it is just so funny
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you cant go wrong with the Argeneau's
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- Banna
- 01-25-19
Absolutely love it
I love this narrator. This whole series of books is just amazing. I highly recommend them!
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- Pamela A. Clifford-Brown
- 04-21-19
Love this one!!
Lucian finally has met his match! Lea is such a strong compliment to his surly manor. Great read.
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- Pamela Rex
- 04-03-18
Excellent
Loved it....I love all her books. I always love to see how the characters are going to come together
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- Kari Binns
- 04-01-19
I love Lucian
By far my favorite of the series thus far (I have read the first 28 so far) I don’t usually write reviews, but I felt this book needed to stand out from the other 27 in the series. Lucian was a character that I liked before this book, but it seemed he was too old to have true emotions much less find a life mate. He was always in control and made decisions from a logical and pragmatic standpoint, not letting his emotions play a part (or even revealing he had deep emotions). Watching him lose his cool and his control was hilarious and it made him my absolute favorite, even after reading book 28 and getting to know many more members of the family. Love all these books, but I love Lucian’s the most.
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- Sara W.
- 07-24-21
ABSOLUTE NO TO THE NARRATOR
Cannot. Dude straight up sounds like a pedophile. Took my dope ass book and turned it into something that felt gross. I want to throw up. I just can’t. 0/10, would not recommend. Im gunna go shower now.
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- tashma
- 09-05-10
LUCIAN
I Love this story, I love how it slowly broke down Lucian's walls and he fall in love. I have 5 other books in this series and love them all but this was my favorite.
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