
Brain Candy
18 Tales of Silly and Not-So-Silly Horror
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Narrated by:
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Rick Lillard
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By:
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Jaleta Clegg
About this listen
Ready to feel the chills running down your spine? Wait, that's just the green gelatin monster from one of the stories in this collection of very silly (and a few not-so-silly) horror stories. Vampires, werewolves, demons, mummies, and zombies compete with evil little Shirley Temple look-alikes and their collectibles, centerpieces and church women, cops and monster hunters, for your laughs. It's a light-hearted take on the horror genre.
©2013 J Aleta Clegg (P)2017 J Aleta CleggListeners also enjoyed...
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