
Candlelit Dinner with a Cadaver
Candlelit Dinner with a Cadaver, Book 1
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R. E. Harter
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By:
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AJ Pateiro
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Candlelit Dinner with a Cadaver is a unique tale about the misadventures of four pre-teens through the dark in-between of life, death, and reality itself. This book is made to challenge your fundamental beliefs and spur your awareness of the universe. Having course ideas juxtaposed with the harsh realities facing the adolescents, this book will shock you at times; it will also push you forward and make you crave an ending to their pain.
Please beware: This book is not for the faint of heart.
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it was pretty well written and the Narrator does a great job.
it's short but good so if you have time to kill pick this one up.
A surprisingly short but good tale.
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