
Catawampus Christmas Carol
Deadwood Undertaker Series, Book 3.5
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Jason Culp
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By:
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Ann Charles
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Sam Lucky
About this listen
Catawampus (adj.): 1.) Fierce, savage 2.) Askew, awry. (Merriam-Webster Dictionary).
It’s a cold and snowy Christmas Eve in the rowdy mining town of Deadwood in the Dakota Territory. Rather than enjoy some drinks in front of a warm fire with her friends, contracted Slayer Clementine Johanssen has her horse saddled and weapons packed to head out into the hills and hunt down some deadly scallywags—alone. When her friends catch wind of her intentions, they set out to waylay her long enough to change her way of thinking...in spite of her mule-headedness.
Reminiscent of Dickens’ A Christmas Carol, this catawampus tale will add a heartening dose of fun and camaraderie to your holiday!
Note: This is book 3.5 of the Deadwood Undertaker Series.
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- Debra Lee Bateman
- 10-09-24
Happy story friendship
Love this series well written. Not plot doesn’t get into the weeds. Keept writing about these storied
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- Jane McNair
- 07-27-24
Here comes Christmas in Deadwood
You have to love these characters. They will make your day. I love Ann Charles and her books. I would recommend all of her books.
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- jennine.
- 05-05-23
Fantastic series
Fantastic series of the old west type pioneers. Well written and brilliantly narrated these are good sized books and well worth listening to. RECOMMENDED
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- Joanna
- 12-05-22
New Christmas classic!!
I loved this story. It has instantly become my new favorite Christmas story!! I will listen to it every year!
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- Red
- 02-21-24
Cute. Friendships
The changes of a Killer to a Healer. And friend. The storyline has one reading
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- Rene Maniscalco
- 03-04-24
It isn’t horrible
I prefer the full stories. Not the novellas. Yes, I knew it was a novella, but attempted it anyway. It is good just not for me
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