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Amanda Stribling
About this listen
Nightmare Penitentiary is no joke. The worst of the worst in the paranormal world end up at NP, and I just got sentenced there.
For others, this might be cause for freaking the hell out. But for me, it’s a f--king relief.
You see, I’ve been sold off to the big bad asshole, Alpha Bowen - thanks Mom and Dad! But if they think I’m going to go quietly, or at all, they haven’t been paying attention to how I roll.
Nightmare Penitentiary is the perfect place to escape, and I’m ready. If only people would stop trying to break me out. Seriously, it’s annoying.
I’m ready to relax and serve my sentence, but then I meet the prison guard, Rook. I can’t seem to escape his heated stares, the head wobbles, or the dimples. Sweet pop rocks, the dimples!
You’re not supposed to meet the male of your dreams in prison, but tell that to fate. Too bad I’m not as out of reach from the troubles hunting me down as I thought...and now, there’s nowhere to run because, like, I got myself imprisoned. FML.
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Loved it
- By Kasumatata on 05-29-20
By: Ivy Asher
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The Hunt: Sentinel World Series 3
- The Sept, Book 1
- By: Ivy Asher
- Narrated by: Cassandra Medcalf
- Length: 10 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Fight, win, advance my alpha's agenda, and keep my family safe. Simple. Until my little sister is taken, and everything around me comes crashing down. Betrayed by the pack I swore fealty to, I cut ties and started hunting for Harlow on my own. Little did I know that my search would put me on a collision course with everything I'd been running from. I've been hiding for years, protecting my secrets and my family at all costs while lurking in the shadows where it's safe. Now, I'm stuck with a group of shifter knights in shining armor who think they can help me.
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Paranormal romance
- By smskdjxxncjdjdjdxkxkdkxddew1113:4)0! on 02-04-25
By: Ivy Asher
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Wild Moon
- Kingdom of Wolves, Book 1
- By: C.R. Jane, Mila Young
- Narrated by: Dacey Elise, Mason James
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Real wolves bite...I was taught my whole life about the importance of true mates, how when you find that one wolf for you, everything falls into place. Everyone who taught me that was a liar. When I found my true mate, happily ever after sure as hell didn't start, but hell definitely began. I ran away, and now I've been searching for peace for weeks as I drive around the country. I didn't mean to take the wrong road. I didn't mean to make it to that small town. And I didn't mean to meet two men, who set me and my wolf on fire.
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narrator needs work
- By Kindle Customer on 12-13-21
By: C.R. Jane, and others
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Noir Reformatory: The Beginning
- Paranormal Prison
- By: Lexi C. Foss, Jennifer Thorn
- Narrated by: Cassandra Myles, Gregory Salinas
- Length: 6 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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"Happy birthday, Raven. Welcome to Noir Reformatory." Not what every girl wants to hear on her 18th birthday, but I accepted my fate long ago. I was born with black wings, earning me a permanent jail sentence from day one. A noir angel for life. That's fine. I'll own this prison just like I did back home. Even if it's ruled by two hot kings.
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Do Not Listen at Work
- By The Book Madame on 07-22-21
By: Lexi C. Foss, and others
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Order of Scorpions
- By: Ivy Asher
- Narrated by: Stephen Dexter, Maeve York
- Length: 25 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Six years ago, I awoke in a cage with no knowledge of who I was or where I’d come from. Six years ago, I was spared the flesh markets and instead thrown in with a group of savages, where I learned it was fight or die. Now, eight Orders of Assassins are converging on the only home I’ve ever known. All in hopes of purchasing new blade slaves for their ranks. I’m for sale, yet all I want is a life far from death and ownership. Then I meet them, the Order of Scorpions. Their allure is a threat to the freedom I crave, but I won’t fall victim to their sting, no matter how tempting it might be.
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Good story, but major ick *Spoiler review*
- By C Ricketts on 08-19-23
By: Ivy Asher
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The Lost and the Chosen
- Lost Sentinel Series, Book 1
- By: Ivy Asher
- Narrated by: Mia Madison
- Length: 10 hrs and 49 mins
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My name is Vinna, and I've been keeping a lot of secrets. You would too if you'd experienced some of the weird shit I have: red-eyed monsters chasing me, markings on my body appearing out of nowhere, a strange power that crackles colorfully over my skin from time to time, and don't get me started on the weapons I can conjure up almost out of nowhere.
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Poor Description!!!
- By K on 06-06-19
By: Ivy Asher
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The Rite Trilogy
- A Sovereign Sons Novel
- By: Natasha Knight, A. Zavarelli
- Narrated by: Stefanie Kay, Lucas Webley
- Length: 20 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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I live in a world where secrecy reigns. A Society rooted in power, wealth, and long-held dynasties. Where men are Kings, and women are pawns. For as long as I can remember, I’ve dreamt of escaping the shackles of my expectations.
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Love it
- By Amazon Customer on 01-21-23
By: Natasha Knight, and others
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Into Their Woods
- The Eerie, Book 1
- By: Ann Denton, Ivy Asher
- Narrated by: June deBorahae, Lee Samuels
- Length: 14 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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I didn't think pulling off for a quick bite to eat in a tiny town in the middle of nowhere would change everything. I was wrong. Now, I'm running through the forest wearing nothing but a red cloak, being hunted by wolves. I'm desperate, terrified, and not ready to die. When they attack, I know this is it. Except…it isn't. Because the den of wolves that bite me somehow turns into men. Men who swear I'm just like them—a shifter. And as much as I don't want to believe them, I'm not sure they're wrong.
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Apparently I’ve been missing out..
- By Kendra on 12-19-24
By: Ann Denton, and others
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The Bone Witch
- The Osseous Chronicles, Book One
- By: Ivy Asher
- Narrated by: Amy Hall
- Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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I never thought in a million years that the bones would choose me. The power, the magic, was supposed to go to someone else in the family. I was counting on it. But now my Grammy Ruby is gone, and here the bones sit on my kitchen table. I thought bitter relatives would be my biggest problem. But I’ve barely had time to find a familiar before trouble comes a-knocking. The kind that possesses smoldering green eyes and a smile that can turn any woman dumb. His name is Rogan Kendrick, and he’s certain that someone is hunting down and taking my kind. According to him, I’m next.
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Spoiler
- By glassrobot on 09-02-21
By: Ivy Asher
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- D. Richter & S. Sharp
- 10-22-22
Snark
It is a shame that it looks like this book is a one-off. If you like snark, this is the book for you. The writing and narrator are the perfect combination. The characters are likable and I want to see more of their lives and adventures.
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- Mrs. Baggett
- 05-06-20
Absolutely fantastic!
I love Raven Kennedy and Ivy Asher’s books. I read the kindle version of the book and when I saw that the audiobook was out, I bought it immediately. Did not disappoint! Sinclair is sassy and hilarious. Rook is sexy and yummy.
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- Janine Brewer
- 07-01-24
So hilarious
Love these authors. Another fun, cute, hilarious, and spicy book. Will definitely listen to it again.
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- Maxine
- 08-13-21
Fun !
If you like quirky witty heroines this is the book for you! wish we got a little more scenes with the main guy but all good.
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- Jennifer
- 03-07-21
Love this!
Such a great enemy to lovers book. I really enjoyed it. The "saucy parts" were beautifully written and wouldn't be considered gross.
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- CMBR
- 04-02-23
Fantastic
I bought this on a whim not knowing what to expect, and to be honest I wasn’t expecting much. This book is such a fantastic hidden gem! It’s Hilarious, steamy, and that ending!! I do wish this wasn’t a standalone as I would have loved to have more of these characters! Absolutely worth the credit
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- Tllassus
- 06-15-20
Loved It
So funny. It was great fun and totally hilarious, the narrator was wonderful so she totally made it come alive. I laughed out loud you just end up loving Sinclair because she has such a good nature, pizazz, humor and you just wait to see what next funny thing is going to come out of her mouth or she is going to do. The story is fun and different and well worth the listen so if you need a book that makes you laugh, steamy sex scenes, familial issues and romance then this is for you. I definitely recommend it is worth the cost or the credit.
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- Ashleigh Batchelor
- 05-11-20
Funny
I started this book not knowing how well I’d like it. One chapter in and I was laughing hysterically. Sinclair is funny and willing to go to great lengths not to marry the pack Alpha. I do think she’s slightly crazy but what she deals with, with her Mam there’s no wonder why. This book is sexually charged and exciting!!
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- Anonymous User
- 03-01-21
Loved it so cute
I fell in love with the main character, so funny so quirky so different so like me- then came him and I fell in LOVE AGAIN- wish he was real🥰
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- D Callahan
- 05-18-24
Finally an original storyline!
Loved this book! I can’t say that enough. I don’t know if the author was trying out a version of Harlequin, but she nailed it. Most other authors exaggerates the antics or it just comes across as annoying. Chef’s kiss!! FMC is pure delight and chaos! Not only that but she introduced a shifter form that was kickass. This book was a breath of fresh air. The story line was original and flowed so beautifully. The writing was superb. Hooked from the first paragraph. The authors metaphors were off the charts!! MMC was delicious. Soft and strong. The things the FMC put him through, I will laugh for days just thinking about it. The banter between them is awesome. I can’t praise this book enough. The narrator was great. Performance was great. Those looking for spice. I would say medium spice. 🌶️🌶️🌶️
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