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Evan Jordan
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A zombie, a mimic, and a succubus walk into a bar...
When Dana was killed and resurrected by a necromancer, she didn't know what to expect.
She didn't expect to be handed a list of magical items that might cure her if she can find them.
She definitely didn't expect the house succubus to come along to service her dangerous needs.
And she definitely didn't expect to go head to head with an international organization dedicated to keeping magic out of human hands.
One's dead, the other's horny. Expect the Unexpected.
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My career as a realtor bored me, except for when I got to test my handyman skills. So, when I finally saved enough, I purchased the most rundown manor I could find. The problem? A few guests rest within its walls. Repairing the mansion is the challenge I craved, but a string of vandalisms keeps us on edge. Someone, or something, doesn’t want us living here. It turns out Sunnyside won’t be as peaceful as I expected.
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Eh, It's OK
- By Zero Calvin on 08-24-24
By: Gwen Grayson, and others
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AnimeCon
- Harem
- By: FortySixtyFour
- Narrated by: Harriet Sinclair, Jean Paul Garces
- Length: 15 hrs and 40 mins
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Brian attends an anime convention with a mysterious charm.
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Originally Just Smut, Eventually Deep Characters
- By Clovermite on 12-18-24
By: FortySixtyFour
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Otherworld Academy Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Deacon Frost
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Katana Jones
- Length: 28 hrs and 54 mins
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Levi Walker died by Truck-Kun and found himself reincarnated on the magical world of Taryl. With a new body comes a whole new curriculum as he's expected to enroll in the Otherworld Academy, a prestigious institute that trains magi to hone their magical prowess. If that's not enough, Levi's been sorted into the smallest house in the school, told he's a Demon Lord, and his dominant magic is beast taming. But Levi's never been one to focus on the negative. With beautiful classmates, entrancing faculty, and a very sassy squirrel at his side, he's ready to make Taryl his new home.
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Way to much sex. not enough story
- By Leo on 07-22-24
By: Deacon Frost
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The Radley House Omnibus Books 1-4
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Evan Jordan
- Length: 69 hrs and 9 mins
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A man becomes targeted by witches after he inherits some very special real estate.
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Spicy, Good plot, Great Characters, excellent Narration
- By Brina on 07-29-24
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Waifu Hero Omnibus: Books 1-2: A LitRPG Fantasy
- Waifu Hero, Book 2
- By: Jace Cannon
- Narrated by: Giancarlo Herrera, Hannah Schooner
- Length: 22 hrs and 58 mins
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Titan wakes up in chains with a damsel to save and he’s somehow already at level two. Turns out, Titan made a pact with the Goddess of Time. With her time-stopping magic at his disposal, Titan frees Zelara, a deadly swordswoman with a magical parasite. He quickly learns that he can use Zelara’s parasite to cast spells... so if Titan wants to get stronger and discover the secrets of this world, he'll need more partners like Zelara.
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Secretly Porn
- By shea welman on 01-22-25
By: Jace Cannon
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Netherworld Manor
- By: Kay W. Williams
- Narrated by: Sierra Taft
- Length: 24 hrs and 37 mins
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Damien had planned it all out. He had the support of his wealthy parents, loyal friends who shared his goals, even a high-ranked Core just waiting for him to use. One more Dungeon run and he would be set–he was finally going to take the first real step on the path to fame and fortune as a Hero. The future was so bright, he needed shades to see it. Was, in the past tense. Because Damien just died.
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Great book, fresh MC. Narrator though..
- By Sam on 04-14-24
By: Kay W. Williams
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Demon DIY Complete Trilogy
- By: Gwen Grayson, Kirk Mason
- Narrated by: Alfie Syme, Suki Woodridge
- Length: 23 hrs and 48 mins
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My career as a realtor bored me, except for when I got to test my handyman skills. So, when I finally saved enough, I purchased the most rundown manor I could find. The problem? A few guests rest within its walls. Repairing the mansion is the challenge I craved, but a string of vandalisms keeps us on edge. Someone, or something, doesn’t want us living here. It turns out Sunnyside won’t be as peaceful as I expected.
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Eh, It's OK
- By Zero Calvin on 08-24-24
By: Gwen Grayson, and others
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AnimeCon
- Harem
- By: FortySixtyFour
- Narrated by: Harriet Sinclair, Jean Paul Garces
- Length: 15 hrs and 40 mins
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Brian attends an anime convention with a mysterious charm.
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Originally Just Smut, Eventually Deep Characters
- By Clovermite on 12-18-24
By: FortySixtyFour
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Otherworld Academy Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Deacon Frost
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Katana Jones
- Length: 28 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Levi Walker died by Truck-Kun and found himself reincarnated on the magical world of Taryl. With a new body comes a whole new curriculum as he's expected to enroll in the Otherworld Academy, a prestigious institute that trains magi to hone their magical prowess. If that's not enough, Levi's been sorted into the smallest house in the school, told he's a Demon Lord, and his dominant magic is beast taming. But Levi's never been one to focus on the negative. With beautiful classmates, entrancing faculty, and a very sassy squirrel at his side, he's ready to make Taryl his new home.
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Way to much sex. not enough story
- By Leo on 07-22-24
By: Deacon Frost
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The Radley House Omnibus Books 1-4
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Evan Jordan
- Length: 69 hrs and 9 mins
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A man becomes targeted by witches after he inherits some very special real estate.
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Spicy, Good plot, Great Characters, excellent Narration
- By Brina on 07-29-24
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Waifu Hero Omnibus: Books 1-2: A LitRPG Fantasy
- Waifu Hero, Book 2
- By: Jace Cannon
- Narrated by: Giancarlo Herrera, Hannah Schooner
- Length: 22 hrs and 58 mins
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Titan wakes up in chains with a damsel to save and he’s somehow already at level two. Turns out, Titan made a pact with the Goddess of Time. With her time-stopping magic at his disposal, Titan frees Zelara, a deadly swordswoman with a magical parasite. He quickly learns that he can use Zelara’s parasite to cast spells... so if Titan wants to get stronger and discover the secrets of this world, he'll need more partners like Zelara.
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Secretly Porn
- By shea welman on 01-22-25
By: Jace Cannon
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The Halls of Magic: Volume 1
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne, M.E. Thorne
- Narrated by: Melisandre Verte, Patrick Dubois
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
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I thought I was destined for an early grave. Apparently, fate had other plans for me. My name is Jake. After twenty-three years of life, all I have to my name is a dead-end job and an undiagnosed metabolic disorder that has the doctors baffled. Everything changed on my birthday when I found a magical key that followed me home. It led me to the Halls of Magic, a multiversal repository of arcane knowledge that will allow me the chance to cure my broken body and unlock arcane power.
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Non stop virgin wet dream
- By Anonymous User on 11-13-24
By: Annabelle Hawthorne, and others
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Arcane Merchant Omnibus, Books 1-3
- A Slice of Life Adventure
- By: Nick Noble
- Narrated by: Garrett Finlay, Erin Bateman
- Length: 20 hrs and 16 mins
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When I inherited my grandfather's magic shop, I wasn't exactly thrilled. I have plans, and inheriting a magic shop in a sleepy, mysterious little town isn't one of them. But when I discover a stunning girl named Elodie, with cat ears atop her head, working at the shop, I can't help but be intrigued. At first glance, I assume Elodie is just another pretty face working at my grandfather's magic shop. With her sleek hair, mesmerizing green eyes, and curves in all the right places, it's hard not to be distracted by her stunning appearance. But as I soon discover, there's much more to Elodie.
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a rollercoaster of quality
- By Zac on 10-10-24
By: Nick Noble
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Tribe Master Publisher's Pack 1
- Tribe Master, Books 1-3
- By: Noah Layton
- Narrated by: Alex Matthews, Erin Bateman
- Length: 22 hrs and 51 mins
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Build a tribe. Kill monsters. Bed beautiful women. Become a master. After passing through a portal, test pilot Jack Hawthorne finds himself in the mysterious land of Agraria. It has everything in abundance–beautiful women, plentiful resources, and more than a few things that want to kill him. Now Jack must build his own tribe from the ground up if he wants to have a chance at surviving–and begin working towards the creation of his very own empire.
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Overall worth it
- By Nick Shearman on 04-13-24
By: Noah Layton
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Chronicles Of Empyrea Omnibus: Books 1-4
- By: Michael Dalton
- Narrated by: Byron Ormond, Kat Riley
- Length: 45 hrs and 4 mins
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I don’t know who I am. I only know what I need to be. I awoke in a tomb. I had nothing but a big sword and uncertain memories from uncertain lives. I was a great warrior who wandered this land before being killed by an ageless tyrant wizard-king. I was a warrior of a very different sort, who lived in a city of steel and glass.
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You really don't like your MC...
- By Anonymous User on 05-16-24
By: Michael Dalton
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Goblin Girl Maid Service Omnibus
- Books 1-3: A Slice-of-Life Fantasy Adventure
- By: Landon Scott, Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Mandy McCullough
- Length: 23 hrs and 32 mins
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My life definitely wasn’t going according to plan, but that all changed the moment I died unexpectedly. Now I’ve been reborn into the fantasy metropolis of Dragonmont City, where I get a second chance to flourish. A twist of fate brings me into contact with Paulina, the proud but troubled owner of Goblin Girl Maid Service. Together with her slightly crazy best friend Kennedi, these two insanely beautiful goblin girls are trying to get their struggling business off the ground. But the competition, in the form of bearded dwarf ladies with a serious attitude problem, has never been stiffer.
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good times
- By Spencer Owen Mcguire on 07-04-24
By: Landon Scott, and others
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Accidental Goblin King
- A Royal Slice of Life LitRPG
- By: Leon West
- Narrated by: Tom North, Faye Bishop
- Length: 11 hrs and 51 mins
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Ethan's got a cushy job and an empty apartment to prove he's mastered monotony. But a mysterious talisman sends him tumbling into a whole new world—quite literally. He says goodbye to spreadsheets and hello to becoming the first-ever human Goblin King. Rivals? The ex-King’s ticked-off offspring are itching to overthrow him. Duels? They’re on his calendar next to ‘avoid rebellion.’ Wives? He’s required to have at least two.
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Fantastic Book
- By Barrett M Cleveland on 01-22-24
By: Leon West
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Master Class
- A Slice of Life Harem LitRPG
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne, Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet, Evan Jordan
- Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
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The Demon Lord is dead. The System is broken. Somehow, Elias Hearthsong is neither of these things, despite being at the final battle of the Demon Wars. He is a Master Enchanter, perhaps the last one alive. Determined to keep a promise, he crosses the continent to protect his dead friend's legacy: a crumbling orphanage run by a beautiful kitsune. He isn't a teacher, nor does he have experience with children. But with the love of a few good women, anything can become possible.
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Ok, but authors start to make weird choices...
- By Roy on 02-16-23
By: Annabelle Hawthorne, and others
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System Overclocked
- System Overclocked, Book 1
- By: Randi Darren
- Narrated by: Stephanie Savannah
- Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
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Wrench is a Fixer. Someone born to maintain, fix, and correct any and every issue that could go wrong in the habitat he lives in. Someone who makes sure he and his fellow humans can remain on display and entertain their owners as any good human pet would. At least, that’s what he was born to be. He’s taken a different route and joined a resistance faction to help free humanity to become more than just pets to an alien race.
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Weak ending but great
- By Burnt Taco Meat on 05-03-23
By: Randi Darren
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Isekai Emperor
- By: Michael Dalton, Adam Lance
- Narrated by: Mandy McCullough, Chris Harbour
- Length: 13 hrs and 38 mins
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In the magic lands of the Fae Wild, the Goblin King's virility is the lifeblood of the realm. But an insidious curse has put the kingdom on the precipice of a population panic. Enter Thomas Stone: architect, engineer, and unknowing half-blood heir to the goblin throne. Whisked away to a world where baby-making makes the world go round, Thomas finds himself in a pickle thicker than goblin stew. Birth rates are dropping faster than a fairy on a bad flight path, and it’s up to Thomas to save the fae from themselves.
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Wow was this story pointless and waste of time.
- By Chris Vernon on 12-28-24
By: Michael Dalton, and others
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Alex Khan Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Hercules West
- Narrated by: Patrick Dubois, Hannah Blaire
- Length: 26 hrs and 55 mins
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A nearby lightning strike triggers an ancient stone portal, whisking Alex away to a mysterious alien world teeming with magic and danger. Elves, Orcs, monsters, and fantastic beasts abound in this realm of endless adventure and limitless potential. And as Alex discovers, he possesses a powerful gift that sets him apart from the rest. With his newfound strength coursing through his body, Alex embarks on a perilous journey to carve out his place in this strange new world.
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another typical MC
- By CooJo on 08-14-24
By: Hercules West
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Primal Conjurer
- A Progression Fantasy
- By: Danny Rogan
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman, Sylvester Frost
- Length: 9 hrs and 13 mins
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Devils covet his realm. He isn’t about to let them take it. As a primal conjurer, Ryn Xaven is a rare sorcerer who can use all types of magic and bond multiple beautiful mages as his protectors and companions. Together they will root out devils, protect their world from demonic invasion, and keep each other warm on cold nights. Yet before Ryn can do all that, he has to graduate from the prestigious Primal Academy.
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Is MC a man?
- By kirk on 11-25-24
By: Danny Rogan
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Death's Mantle: The Complete Series
- Death's Mantle, Books 1-3
- By: Harmon Cooper
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 30 hrs and 55 mins
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With great power comes formidable enemies and heartbreaking revelations. Lucian's quest to save his addict brother from a preordained death propels him into the heart of ancient conflicts, forcing him to forge and test alliances. As the series unfolds, Lucian must leverage his newfound abilities against a backdrop of cosmic war and familial secrets, risking everything to protect those he loves. Faced with loss, betrayal, and the dire consequences of his choices, Lucian's journey is a relentless pursuit of salvation that challenges the boundaries of sacrifice and the power of destiny.
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an excellent premise
- By Spencer Owen Mcguire on 01-11-25
By: Harmon Cooper
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- BiduscasMate
- 04-25-24
Zombies, succubi and dragons oh my
I love Annabelle's books. They are such fun listens. This one is no different and I highly recommend it
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- Gregory B Kellis
- 05-26-24
Fantastic Story
Yes, this is a hot and steamy story, but it is also Annabelle Hawthorne. That means that in addition to the hot and steamy, there is a story worth listening to. As a continuation and side story to the Radley House, it fills in the gaps (pun intended) and adds to the overall universe. The narrators do an incredible job of bringing this story to life, and draw you in from the first line. Buy it and thank me later.
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- Anonymous User
- 12-06-24
A good side story
This story follows two characters from the Radley's series. While enjoyable on its own, it does make repeated references to the other series. I deeply enjoyed discovering the back story to the succubus character, Lily.
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- DaynenMc
- 04-19-24
Great Radley's side story ❣️
Lilly and Dana (sp?) have their adventure written down now.
This was an awesome story!
It really adds to the series.
And helps clarify who the magic hunting organization is and why they do what they do.
Great writing, characters, spice and action.
I'm giving this book 8.5 out of 5 stars.
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- Joshua Airington
- 04-20-24
5 stars
🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷I hope there are more books to come in this series! The MC is great along with a really good supporting cast! The story is captivating! The narrators also do a good job of bringing the story to life! Great job Annabelle Hawthorne!
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- Joseph C.
- 06-17-24
Story line was very intense,
Liked when they took the seed from Tristin and took him down. nlNeed more books.
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- James J Kang
- 11-13-24
amazing story!
i stumbled onto Ms. Hawthorne's writing during the pandemic on literotica. her magnum opus (I think) is Home for Horny Monsters, and this story is a fun little side quest based off that one.
The voice acting is stellar, it really sounds like most of the characters are different people, and the story is engaging with a side of spice. it's its own fantasy/magic setting with rules that the author combined from other mythologies but they are pretty consistent and make enough sense to not break the spell. the main draw is the deep, complex characterizations - read this is you really love hearing the inner monologues and debates and motivations for each character processing a lot of good and bad and trying their best to find a reason to keep going.
A+++! 6 stars!
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- Laziest Reviewer
- 04-19-24
A Solid Side Story
This fleshes out two (three?) of the characters that so far have seemed a little two dimensional. They're still not my favorite characters in the HM universe, but the story does work to bring them to life in a more thorough light. As usual from this team, the writing and performances are ridiculously top notch, especially for the spicy genre.
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- Racy Kane
- 05-01-24
More please!
While I'm not as into the actual series as most, I absolutely adored this book. I loved every moment Dana and Lily were together, and by the end, all I could think was that I wanted MORE.
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This was amazing, please for the love of all that is unholy, make another book focused on the best ever zombie girl.
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- Tryston Moorman
- 08-07-24
funny and intriging
love the dialog and honestly the story as a whole. there were funny quips, hard truths, and eye opening revalations. all in all a great book. im looking forward to more like it from annabelle
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