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Dead and Horny

By: Annabelle Hawthorne
Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Evan Jordan
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A zombie, a mimic, and a succubus walk into a bar...

When Dana was killed and resurrected by a necromancer, she didn't know what to expect.

She didn't expect to be handed a list of magical items that might cure her if she can find them.

She definitely didn't expect the house succubus to come along to service her dangerous needs.

And she definitely didn't expect to go head to head with an international organization dedicated to keeping magic out of human hands.

One's dead, the other's horny. Expect the Unexpected.

©2022 Annabelle Hawthorne (P)2024 Royal Guard Publishing LLC
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Story line was very intense,

Liked when they took the seed from Tristin and took him down. nlNeed more books.

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Zombies, succubi and dragons oh my

I love Annabelle's books. They are such fun listens. This one is no different and I highly recommend it

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Great Radley's side story ❣️

Lilly and Dana (sp?) have their adventure written down now.
This was an awesome story!
It really adds to the series.
And helps clarify who the magic hunting organization is and why they do what they do.
Great writing, characters, spice and action.
I'm giving this book 8.5 out of 5 stars.

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🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷I hope there are more books to come in this series! The MC is great along with a really good supporting cast! The story is captivating! The narrators also do a good job of bringing the story to life! Great job Annabelle Hawthorne!

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funny and intriging

love the dialog and honestly the story as a whole. there were funny quips, hard truths, and eye opening revalations. all in all a great book. im looking forward to more like it from annabelle

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Started off skeptical, ended up thrilled

When I started the book I was a little bit eh, maybe another book with too much 'service' and not enough story. However I ended up enjoying the story, listening to Lily's backstory as well as showing that not everyone is straight good or bad. I would recommend this book. Annabelle Hawthorne is really a good writer. Thanks for writing this!

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More please!

While I'm not as into the actual series as most, I absolutely adored this book. I loved every moment Dana and Lily were together, and by the end, all I could think was that I wanted MORE.

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This was amazing, please for the love of all that is unholy, make another book focused on the best ever zombie girl.

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A Solid Side Story

This fleshes out two (three?) of the characters that so far have seemed a little two dimensional. They're still not my favorite characters in the HM universe, but the story does work to bring them to life in a more thorough light. As usual from this team, the writing and performances are ridiculously top notch, especially for the spicy genre.

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Fantastic Story

Yes, this is a hot and steamy story, but it is also Annabelle Hawthorne. That means that in addition to the hot and steamy, there is a story worth listening to. As a continuation and side story to the Radley House, it fills in the gaps (pun intended) and adds to the overall universe. The narrators do an incredible job of bringing this story to life, and draw you in from the first line. Buy it and thank me later.

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Nice side story

I really liked the background story of Lily. If you like the main story you won't be disappointed with this book.

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