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Dead and Horny

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Dead and Horny

By: Annabelle Hawthorne
Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Evan Jordan
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A zombie, a mimic, and a succubus walk into a bar...

When Dana was killed and resurrected by a necromancer, she didn't know what to expect.

She didn't expect to be handed a list of magical items that might cure her if she can find them.

She definitely didn't expect the house succubus to come along to service her dangerous needs.

And she definitely didn't expect to go head to head with an international organization dedicated to keeping magic out of human hands.

One's dead, the other's horny. Expect the Unexpected.

©2022 Annabelle Hawthorne (P)2024 Royal Guard Publishing LLC Fantasy Paranormal & Urban Urban Magic
Engaging Storyline • Well-developed Characters • Stellar Voice Acting • Compelling Backstory • Consistent Worldbuilding
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I love Annabelle's books. They are such fun listens. This one is no different and I highly recommend it

Zombies, succubi and dragons oh my

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This story follows two characters from the Radley's series. While enjoyable on its own, it does make repeated references to the other series. I deeply enjoyed discovering the back story to the succubus character, Lily.

A good side story

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Lilly and Dana (sp?) have their adventure written down now.
This was an awesome story!
It really adds to the series.
And helps clarify who the magic hunting organization is and why they do what they do.
Great writing, characters, spice and action.
I'm giving this book 8.5 out of 5 stars.

Great Radley's side story ❣️

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🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷I hope there are more books to come in this series! The MC is great along with a really good supporting cast! The story is captivating! The narrators also do a good job of bringing the story to life! Great job Annabelle Hawthorne!

5 stars

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Liked when they took the seed from Tristin and took him down. nlNeed more books.

Story line was very intense,

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i stumbled onto Ms. Hawthorne's writing during the pandemic on literotica. her magnum opus (I think) is Home for Horny Monsters, and this story is a fun little side quest based off that one.

The voice acting is stellar, it really sounds like most of the characters are different people, and the story is engaging with a side of spice. it's its own fantasy/magic setting with rules that the author combined from other mythologies but they are pretty consistent and make enough sense to not break the spell. the main draw is the deep, complex characterizations - read this is you really love hearing the inner monologues and debates and motivations for each character processing a lot of good and bad and trying their best to find a reason to keep going.

A+++! 6 stars!

amazing story!

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This fleshes out two (three?) of the characters that so far have seemed a little two dimensional. They're still not my favorite characters in the HM universe, but the story does work to bring them to life in a more thorough light. As usual from this team, the writing and performances are ridiculously top notch, especially for the spicy genre.

A Solid Side Story

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While I'm not as into the actual series as most, I absolutely adored this book. I loved every moment Dana and Lily were together, and by the end, all I could think was that I wanted MORE.

Tldr:
This was amazing, please for the love of all that is unholy, make another book focused on the best ever zombie girl.

More please!

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Yes, this is a hot and steamy story, but it is also Annabelle Hawthorne. That means that in addition to the hot and steamy, there is a story worth listening to. As a continuation and side story to the Radley House, it fills in the gaps (pun intended) and adds to the overall universe. The narrators do an incredible job of bringing this story to life, and draw you in from the first line. Buy it and thank me later.

Fantastic Story

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love the dialog and honestly the story as a whole. there were funny quips, hard truths, and eye opening revalations. all in all a great book. im looking forward to more like it from annabelle

funny and intriging

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