
Dr Pictons' Joke Book
Laughter Is the Best Medicine
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Narrated by:
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Tom Picton
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Tom Picton
About this listen
Carelessly collected and curated jokes by the good doctor - funnier than a T-Rex trying to put a hat on.
©2017 Tom Picton (P)2018 Tom PictonListeners also enjoyed...
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- Leigh
- 03-23-18
Sad worn out jokes
Just awful old worn out jokes from the 50's maybe. Couldn't listen. Lasted less than 5 minutes.
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