Daddy, Stop Talking
And Other Things My Kids Want But Won't Be Getting
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Adam Carolla
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Adam Carolla
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The comedian, actor, television host, podcast king, and New York Times best-selling author of President Me, Not Taco Bell Material, and In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks now lays down the law on the plight of the modern parent.
Parents, do you often think that if your kids had to grow up the way you did - without iPads, 70-inch flatscreen TVs, American Girl dolls, and Wi-Fi in the climate-controlled minivan - they might actually be better off? Do you feel underappreciated or ignored? Do you worry you're raising a bunch of spoiled softies who will never know how to do anything themselves - because you do everything for them? If you answered yes to any of these questions, you need Daddy, Stop Talking.
Adam rips parenthood a new one, telling it straight about what adults must do if they don't want to have to support their kids forever. Using his own crappy childhood as a cautionary tale, and touting the pitfalls of the kind of helicopter parenting so pervasive today, Daddy, Stop Talking is the only parenting book you should ever read. Here, too, is sage advice to Adam's own kids - and to future parents - on what matters most: dating; drinking and drugs; buying your first house and car; puberty; and what kind of assholes his kids (and yours) should avoid becoming. Even if his own son and daughter pretty much ignore everything he says, you shouldn't. And you're welcome. Again.
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From the break-out star of BuzzFeed and the People's Choice Award-winning comedian comes a collection of hilariously anguished essays chronicling awful moments from his life so far, the humiliations of being an adult, and other little indignities. Matt Bellassai has no idea what he's doing. Well, to be fair, he did become semi-Internet famous by getting drunk at work, making him a socially-acceptable - nay - professional alcoholic. He's got some things figured out. But the rest is all just a terrible, disgusting mess.
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Best Audio Book I’ve heard ever.
- By M on 11-23-17
By: Matt Bellassai
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I Can Barely Take Care of Myself
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- By: Jen Kirkman
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"You'll change your mind." That's what everyone says to Jen Kirkman - and countless women like her - when she confesses she doesn't plan to have children. But you know what? It's hard enough to be an adult. You have to dress yourself and pay bills and remember to buy birthday gifts. You have to drive and get annual physicals and tip for good service. Some adults take on the added burden of caring for a tiny human being with no language skills or bladder control.
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Funny. Not fall down laughing funny, but funny
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#IMomSoHard
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In their highly anticipated first audiobook, the hilarious mom duo with millions of followers explores all the ridiculous shit you’re expected to do to keep multiple humans alive and happy-ish and celebrates the love for the friends who get you through it.
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IRelateSoHard
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Gummi Bears Should Not Be Organic
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- By: Stefanie Wilder-Taylor
- Narrated by: Stefanie Wilder-Taylor
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In this latest mommy audiobook from the popular blogger, author, and TV personality, Stefanie will share her secrets for achieving a balance in motherhood between being protective and caring and downright bats--t crazy. She'll debunk some of the looniest parenting myths and reinforce others; she'll describe how, through as simple a process as good old trial and error, she's learned to pick and choose what works for her and her family, and tune out the rest.
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You’re A Parent Now...Don't Mess It Up
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People I Want to Punch in the Throat
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Jen Mann doesn't have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of moms' night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship, nothing's sacred or off-limits.
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Boring, not funny, and kind of mean
- By Jess on 11-22-19
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You're Better than Me
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In the spirit of Mindy Kaling, Kelly Oxford, and Sarah Silverman, a compulsively listenable and outrageously funny memoir of growing up as a fish out of water, finding your voice, and embracing your inner crazy person from popular actress, writer, and comedian Bonnie McFarlane.
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Sandy!!! She wrote a book...it's crazy, a book!!!
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My Inappropriate Life
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In her hilarious New York Times best seller You’ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again, Heather McDonald recounted her adventures as an unwilling virgin in Hollywood. Now happily married with three wonderful kids, she shows that life as a grown-up - even a pretend grown-up - has its challenges. Heather’s a working mom with parents who live next door, a sister who keeps asking for one of her still-fertile eggs, and friends who are up to more hijinks than even Heather can handle.
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Irritating
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Easy for You to Say
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Easy For You To Say is "Stuttering" John Melendez's memoir of his childhood being bullied in school for his stutter; his years as an on-air personality with The Howard Stern Show; and his subsequent 10-year career as a writer and on-air announcer for Jay Leno's Tonight Show. It details his famously acerbic relationships with celebrities he interviewed/insulted (Raquel Welch once punched him in the face). In the audiobook, Howard Stern emerges as a surprisingly mean, stingy, and megalomaniacal boss - and Jay Leno as a seeming sufferer from OCD.
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Was expecting more
- By Amazon Customer on 10-25-18
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I Heart My Little A-Holes
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Popular blogger Karen Alpert shares her hysterical take on the many "joys" of parenting - I Heart My Little A-Holes is full of hilarious stories, lists, thoughts and pictures that will make you laugh so hard you'll wish you were wearing a diaper.
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Hilarious
- By Stephanie on 04-29-14
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The Death of Cool
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This is his story, or, rather, stories - lots of them, and all gut-punchingly hilarious, from that first far reach into a girl's tight jeans to turning forty with a cataclysmic party. In between you’ll hear about acid trips, threesomes, Nazi skinheads, his band Anal Chinook (Inuit for “warm wind”), Martians in northern Canada, throwing pedophiles in jail, dinner with the Clash, what happens when you crash Bill Maher's show wasted, and the true story of Vice magazine.
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if you don't buy this book, the terrorists win
- By Kelsey Gholi on 04-03-17
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Is This Anything?
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Since his first performance at the legendary New York nightclub “Catch a Rising Star” as a 21-year-old college student in fall of 1975, Jerry Seinfeld has written his own material and saved everything. “Whenever I came up with a funny bit, whether it happened on a stage, in a conversation, or working it out on my preferred canvas, the big yellow legal pad, I kept it in one of those old school accordion folders,” Seinfeld writes. “So I have everything I thought was worth saving from 45 years of hacking away at this for all I was worth.”
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Joke, joke, joke. Boring, boring, boring.
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I Hate Everyone, Except You
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Clinton Kelly is probably best known for teaching women how to make their butts look smaller. But in I Hate Everyone, Except You, he reveals some heretofore unknown secrets about himself, like that he's a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jersey's premier water parks, and perhaps the world's least enthused high school commencement speaker.
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Filthy language overshadowed stories
- By Doris on 04-29-17
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- Aaron
- 08-03-15
Great listen! Keep them coming!!
I'm a parent myself to three and I found this book to be relatable and hilarious at the same time! It makes me wish I could write a book about my kids. Great listen and I'm looking forward to listening to your other books!
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- Denise Gould
- 04-05-16
Great life message!
If you don't do anything else, make sure you listen to the last chapter. Great!
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- Andrea Semler
- 04-10-16
5 stars
I have never listened to Adam on the radio nor watched his shows. I only know him from his books and I recommend all of them. This book was another of his fantastic creations. Can't wait for the next one. Hurry up Adam!
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- Jordan
- 06-08-15
Great
Great book, another one from the Ace man. Never fails to knock it out of the park
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- Justin Dillon
- 10-12-16
Good, not great
Too much c-word, and it kind of meanders. But I generally like his point of view, and the last part about hard work is not to be missed, even if you don't like what comes before it.
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- MMck-M
- 06-07-15
Adam never disappoints
great book always love adam and his rants. out of the 4 books so far I would rank this one 3rd
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- Amazon Customer
- 01-02-24
Raw, Honest and Down Right Hilarious
Highly recommend! Absolutely L O L! This book is raw, completely PC incorrect, honest, full of F bombs, and life truths. It’s crazy in a good way how he busts on his wife and kids while actually honoring them and giving them respect. The chapter about his parents and upbringing is dark, but he delivers it in a comedic and life learning way. This was my third AC book and I can’t wait to read/listen to more. Way to go, Ace! Keep ‘em coming! 
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- Reed
- 07-15-15
Pretty good as always
Adam always delivers an entertaining read with wit and wisdom for the ages. Another good one to add to his collection.
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- unspoken_edict
- 08-20-15
Another Ace-Man sermon that hits the mark
I have been an Adam Carolla fan for years. I've read all his books, and this one doesn't disappoint. Read by Adam himself, this boom mixes his trademarked vitriol, humor, sarcasm, and heart in a way that is both engaging and accessible. Anyone who has listened to anything Carolla knows that he stops at nothing when it comes to pointing out the narcissistic BS that currently plagues our society. Here he continues his crusade by telling tales from his own experience, punctuated by lessons from his own successes and failures. While he keeps the book lighthearted (sarcastic) and witty, it does at times seem to digress to a level that is more depressing and angry than humorous. These are short-lived however, and I spent most of the book laughing my ass off - which is nice since I'm laid up in bed with a blown knee. The book ends on a highly positive note, which he addresses to his children, encouraging them to live life to its fullest, work hard, and to avoid the depression and despair he's spent most of his life fighting. As much as he complains about raising kids ( and the cost) you know he wouldn't trade it for the world.
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- Josue Feliciano
- 06-04-15
Ok
If you listen to the podcast, 90% of this are rehashes of things you've heard before. Otherwise, you might find this amusing.
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