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Fashionably Dead and Wed

By: Robyn Peterman
Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
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I know I'm already mated.... I wanna get married.

What do you get when you combine a three-headed monster named Charles; a rotund, gay, dancing Demon named Doug; a culinary disaster baked by Mother Nature; a celibate premarital councilor named Jeff; an offer from Satan that's impossible to refuse; and Steve Perry?

You get the royal wedding from hell - or, to be more accurate, possibly in hell.

All I want to do is marry the Vampyre of my dreams, with my closest friends and family in attendance. Yep, I know nuptials in the undead world are unheard of, but I'm still hanging on to my humanity if only by a thread. Being mated is great, but getting married is important to me.

Tacky invitations and cake that causes food poisoning aside, I also need to deal with the stream of Demons entering my world from mysteriously opened portals. Not to mention Angel Jeff is going to fail us on the premarital test if we participate in any nookie before the wedding. I'm trying really hard not to go bridezilla on everyone. With five days to plan the wedding, I have to figure out who's opening the portals and deal with our hostile allies who think our wedding is a farce. It's been a very difficult week - especially the no nookie part.

All I know is this: I will say "I do" on Saturday even if I have to go to hell and back to accomplish it.

©2016 Robyn Peterman (P)2016 Audible, Inc.
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Would you listen to Fashionably Dead and Wed again? Why?

Yes cause it made me smile and laugh in a time I really need to. You just can't help but laugh while listening

What was one of the most memorable moments of Fashionably Dead and Wed?

When Satan played the piano at the Wedding

What does Jessica Almasy bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

she does a wonderful job with the different character voices

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It made me laugh so much I almost peed in my pants

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Well worth a listen this series is just outstanding and the audio version brings just a tad bit more then the ebook version

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Hilarious

I think these books are hilarious. I love the narrator, Jessica Almasy, is very funny and has a great delivery.

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delightful

Jessica Almay's narrative is so delightful and laugh out loud she really makes this series.

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Great Story

I love the characters and am grateful for all the humor! Never stop this series! It rocks!

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Omg Astrid and Ethan get married not with out craziness

Loved this story so upset it's over, laughed my ass off. Love that all the characters come to life for their wedding. Great book awesome author!!

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LOVE THIS SERIES😍

Robyn Peterman & Jessica Almasy are a one click author/narrator combo for me. Thanks for such a great series. If you like Katie MacAlister, Molly Harper, Darynda Jones, et al...check this series out you will not regret it!

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Love love Robyn Peterman!

I love this series! a new twist on paranormal romance. Graphic, in an outlandish sort of way, profane and hysterical!!!

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funtastic

I just love GG lol. Pam totally cracks me up. The wedding planning was hilarious. Moving on to the next in line.

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love all of her books!!!

If you are in to silly and ridiculous then you will Love this author. I am extremely goofy and have everyone of her books this series is great so is the Magic and Mayhem series as well. If you are new to the series start with Fashionably dead book one

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Love this series!!

I laughed so hard! The story was entertaining, and the narration was excellent. I didn't want it to end . . . Of course, she left it open for more stories . . .

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