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Fashionably Felonious

Hot Damned, Book 19

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Fashionably Felonious

By: Robyn Peterman
Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
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Just when I thought I’d get a vacation with the love of my undead life, my life blows up. Again.

Sun and naughty fun is off the docket. Eliminating deadly Dhampirs is at the top of the to-do list. Crap.

How in the ever-loving heck does a bloody note written on a paper towel and rag magazines left by Satan turn into a Vamp-hunt for idiots who think creating Dhampirs to attain world domination is a smooth move? The secret life of the entire Vampyre species is now on the line.

Welcome to my Hell on Earth.

With an insane crew of two warriors who don’t know their heads from their rear ends, a Demon who can break glass with her voice, Martha and Jane—who are foulmouthed and clothing-impaired, and a tiny Vamp with fangs as big as her body, I’m going to solve the problem come Hell or high water. Hopefully it’s just high water. I could do without the Hell part ...

I’m ready to rumble and ready to win. The stakes are too high to lose. Plus, I need a freaking vacation. Work before play. We just need to survive it first.

©2024 Robyn Peterman (P)2025 Audible, Inc. Paranormal Funny Witty
Hilarious Content • Quirky Characters • Unpredictable Storyline • Emotional Depth • Empowering Themes • Perfect Pacing
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Fashionably Felonious was hilarious. Omg...I couldn't stop laughing. The author gave us a cast of quirky characters who said and did things that were unbelievably outrageous, and I couldn't put the book down.

This is the 19th book in the Hot Damned series and I was easily able to read it as a standalone.
The story follows Vampyre fashionista Astrid, who is on a mission to save her people from Dhampir world domination schemes.

We are taken on quite a wild ride with Astrid and her eccentric crew who were silly, a bit raunchy and slightly ridiculous at times but there was the themes of female empowerment included in the story which I loved.

This is a highly entertaining, and hilarious paranormal romantic comedy and I would definitely recommend it if you're looking to laugh.


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The narrator Jessica Almasy did a phenomenal job with this story. We got different voices, varying accents, and full personalities which had the humor leaping off the pages
She made the story so much more fun to listen to and really brought it all to life. It was an absolute delight listening to her narrate this novel.

Hilarious

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for an undead person without a beating heart, Astrid’s heart is always making room for more. this story definitely had it moments that made me lol, but it also pulled at my heartstrings, and will for anyone who isn’t soulless ..
as Martha and Jane would say, this series is the absolute shit, and i hope it continues on for many Many years to come!🥰💞🪄🧛‍♀️🧛🧛‍♂️🦎

Astrid picks up a few more strays 💞

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These books are such a fun read, but be prepared to laugh out loud! The reader is perfect for these books. She keeps the voices straight and has timing that is awesome!! More please!!

lol

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Robin has really kicked it up a notch with this little gym of a add-on to the series I don't know where she gets this from but the story truly is amazing and hilarious and fun and really keeps my attention Great job.

HELLO!! HILARIOUS

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Love love and absolutely love. Here’s hoping there is a story with the boys being apart of!!

Loved

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Love A… just laugh out loud. No words to describe but hilarious!!! Tears of laughter

Such, no Words!!!

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This is book 19 in the Hot Damned series how have I not heard about this before! It can be read/listed to as a standalone, I will have to check out more! This was such a fun listen! The narrator did a phenomenal job with all the characters! So hilarious I was laughing out loud a lot! Who knew vampires could be so witty, silly, a little raunchy and slightly ridiculous at times this was a wild ride and I really enjoyed it!

Fun listen!

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Robin Peterman’s colorful characters are hilariously entertaining and educational 😉. I learn new combinations of words for body parts and functions from each of her books that are surprising, delightful, and spectacularly raunchy. Like the rest of the series, Fashionably Felonious does not disappoint. With a mix of beloved and new characters this story continues Astrid’s epic journey through her new life as a badass, vampire, the chosen one, and the true immortal, Compassion. Jessica Almasey is a phenomenal narrator that has read for the entire series. She performs characters perfectly with distinct voices for each one consistently throughout the series. Overall a great escape from the everyday drama and horrors of our current times.

Profanely Fabulous!

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Fashionably Felonious- Robyn Peterman
Hot Damned Book 19

Narrated By: Jessica Almasy

Narrator Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Jessica does an excellent job narrating these characters. I can’t imagine hearing anyone else’s voice doing these books. Her voice is perfection, pacing is perfection as is tone. She definitely brings these characters to life!

My Review:
My Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Pages: 264
Genre: Paranormal/Fantasy
Tropes:
🤣Laughter Inducing
👗Clothing optional
🍷Glass Breaking Voices
🪦Cemetery shenanigans
🧛‍♂️Vampire fight for supremacy
🧙‍♀️Witches are our friends
👹Devil is on our side and his brother too

After reading a very emotional book this book was a delight and a palate cleanser.
It had me laughing the WHOLE way through! These characters are so unpredictable that you have absolutely no idea what they are going to say much less do next.

We are not even going to discuss the two tube top wearing ladies, the demon eating chips or the two desperate gentleman trying to come up with suitable names because Astrid strikes them with lightening after each of their suggestions.

There is a sweet love story interwoven in their high jinx’s. Astrid is The Chosen related to God and the Devil both and her hubby Ethan is the Vampire ruler. Plus everyone needs to meet Tracy and have her in their corner!

You definitely need to read this laughter inducing book. I’ve read others in this series and loved them all!

I highly recommend.

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This audio was provided by hambrightpr and I'm so happy I decided to listen to it because I now have a new author I need to read more of! Robyn Peterman is hilarious and the narration to her novellas are great!

Hilariously fun!

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